My name is Ye Shuo 26 years old this year, graduated from a second-rate undergraduate college in Sioux City, the school is not good for majors, there is no way to find a so-called white-collar job, after graduation I worked in a small advertising company, I haven't skipped a job for five years, and I have waited for death. 3,000 yuan per month salary, pay rent, water and electricity bills, there is not much left, at the end of the month, you have to ask colleagues to borrow some to stay up to the salary, life is a dick, nothing but looks. Speaking of appearance, I really thank my mother, my mother was a famous beauty in the town back then, tall and fair-skinned, but she married an honest father, and everyone said that a flower was inserted into cow dung at that time. My father is a bus driver, and he only earns 4,000 yuan a month after working tirelessly every day, and my mother opened a commissary in the town to make ends meet. I have perfectly inherited the advantages of my mother, I am 1.86 meters tall, my skin is as fair as a woman, my face is handsome, and I look a little like Li Yifeng, but I have been messing around for too long, and I am lazy and unkempt and have no money to buy good clothes, and I look sloppy.

It's really useless for a man to look good these days, and it's not a fart if he doesn't have money. The little girl would rather fall into the arms of his grandfather than look at a handsome guy who has no money. Although I followed my mother in appearance, I inherited my father perfectly in character, honest, wooden, incomprehensible, and stumbling when talking to girls, and I didn't fall in love with this character before in college, and I didn't even hold a girl's hand, which is also my biggest regret. In college, I didn't even break my virgin body, and I was ridiculed by several roommates for four years.

'Ringing bell ring... The phone rang, and I took it out and showed that it was the landlord, and hey, I came to urge the rent again. I only have about 400 yuan left now, and a single room in Sioux City is more than 600. After the phone was connected, I showed a flattering smile: "What's the matter with the landlord?"

"What do you don't know?" shouted on the other side of the phone.

"What, I'll pay you as soon as the landlord and aunt get paid, and I'll wait a few days," I said flatteringly.

"No, you have to give it to me when you come back from work tonight, otherwise you will get out of here" The other party didn't let me take a step.

"Auntie, I really don't have you now, I can do it for a few days, and I will pay my salary," I said with a bitter face.

"Okay, since I can't give it tonight, I'll leave your luggage at the door and take it myself after work, and I'll change the door lock key," he hung up the phone.

Fuck, this dead fat woman doesn't give any face, Lao Tzu curses you to get fatter and fatter, damn, I thought viciously in my heart. It's over, I'm going to sleep on the road tonight, what should I do. Why don't you go to your colleague's crowd first, think about it, forget it, a few colleagues have a home, and a girlfriend has a girlfriend, and I went to add to the blockage.

After work, I walked straight in the direction of the rental house, with a sad face all the way, and my head kept thinking about where to stay tonight.

"Hello, excuse me" a female voice came from behind.

I turned around and saw a girl with clear eyebrows, dressed like a white-collar class.

"Excuse me, what's the matter with you," I asked, confused, I don't know her.

"That's how I am ... The little girl couldn't say it for a long time

"What the hell is the matter with you," I asked impatiently, in a bad mood.

"Are you married?" asked the little girl, blushing.

"What? What did you just say?" I asked stupidly, and at the same time surprised, could this girl be interesting to herself?

I can't help but blush when I think of this, could it be that buddy peach blossoms are here?

Looking at my face, the little girl seemed to realize something, "Don't get me wrong, that's the case, I want to introduce you to a marriage" The little girl said to me with a blushing face.

"What?" I asked subconsciously, it turned out that I was self-inflicted, damn, I can't be a liar, right? Thinking of this, I hurriedly said to her, "I'm not interested in that" and hurried away. The other party didn't give up and followed again, and said to me anxiously: "That's the case, the other party is willing to pay 500,000 yuan to fake a marriage with you, and then you can divorce after a while."

I stopped when I heard the other man's words. Give 500,000 yuan? This can buy a new house in my hometown town, I was immediately moved. Thinking about how hard my parents raised me and provided for me to go to college, I didn't honor my parents properly. The other party is willing to pay 500,000 yuan, is the woman a disabled person? No, the woman said that she can get a divorce for a while, what is the situation?

"Hey, do you want to? You can't find such a good thing with a lantern," the little girl urged.

"Okay" I hesitated for a moment and agreed, anyway, when the time comes, the divorce will be a second marriage, but with the 500,000 yuan to buy a house in my hometown, I can also marry a yellow flower girl, which is not a loss.

"Well, since you agreed, we'll meet at Starbucks on Renmin Road at nine o'clock tomorrow morning," the little girl said.

"Okay," I readily agreed.

Then I told the little girl's phone number.,And then went to the rental room to get the luggage and went straight to the Internet café.,Hey, it's so hard that I want to go to the Internet café to spend the night.,But I thought that maybe 500,000 would come in tomorrow and I became excited.,For me like a poor dick.,To be honest, I haven't even seen 50,000.。 After playing games at the Internet café until 12 o'clock, I fell asleep.

Until a phone ringing woke me up, I got up and looked, Mom it was half past eight, I picked up the phone "Hey"

"Are you leaving, we're almost at Starbucks"

I suddenly remembered that I was going to meet with the woman today, "I'll be there soon," I said hurriedly into the phone.

"Hurry up," the other party hung up.

I asked the webmaster to check my luggage, ran out of the internet café and took a taxi to Starbucks. When I got to the place, I called the little girl from yesterday, asked for the seat number, and went up.

At Starbucks, I picked up a woman to marry me, I thought she would be ugly and maybe even disabled, but after seeing me, my heart beat violently, this is definitely a rare beauty, more beautiful than the stars on TV, long black hair, melon seed face, ***, a little pink on the face, it is a disaster for the country and the people, she wore a goose yellow dress, stretched to her knees. The girl glanced up at me and immediately showed a look of disgust, and in her eyes I found a deep contempt. Also, I didn't wash my face today, I didn't brush my teeth because I was kicked out by the landlord, and I didn't take a shower.