In the midst of a laugh, Robbie leaned back at the couch to simulate the action, he "lifted" the sheets, and replied succinctly, clearly but meaningfully, "Uh-huh." Someone on the scene had already started screaming, and Robbie's story continued, "And then she said, I'll give you/masturbation/come out." ”

Daniel and Ed, the two poor little pot friends, couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud with a puff, receiving a 100,000-point critical hit.

Lan Li looked calm, gently applauded Robbie, and then said quietly, "You should advise her to pay attention to /blister/rash." ”

This sentence added fuel to the fire, so that Graham was already out of breath with laughter, and he could only clap his hands again and again, and the audience at the scene laughed until they had no strength, staggering one by one, and the studio was scorched.

"That was / before the blister/rash/. Robbie also explained to Lan Li in a serious manner before continuing his story, "I was a creative person, I was very young at the time, and I thought that maybe I could close my eyes and pretend to be someone else. So......" Robbie paused and lifted his sheets, "I was like, yes, on!"

Lan Li patted Robbie on the shoulder, "I think we may need an ambulance." The two young men's cheeks were already about to explode. ”

Two young men, referring to Ed and Daniel.

Graham's voice was hoarse, wiping the tears that oozed from the corners of his eyes, "Hey, this gentleman, you're the same age as them, don't forget." ”

It's not that Robbie's story is shocking, but after going through the tests of the entire show, Lan Li has constantly challenged Graham's bottom line, and now it has finally completely exploded in Robbie's simple and direct story. Graham felt deeply that the laughter on this episode of the show seemed to have exceeded the quota.

"Anyway, anyway......" Robbie interrupted Graham and Lan Li's teasing, and said in a loud voice, "in the end, she still moved. But it felt very, very strange, and very confusing, like a fog in the forest. She went through the whole process very gently. ”

Robbie's adjectives are so peculiar, and Lan Li keenly captures the details, "gentle." ”

At the same time, Graham captures the same detail, "go-gentle." ”

The two people spoke one after the other, almost in unison, flashback in an instant, and the audience's memory was awakened, but at this moment, they had no strength, one by one they held their stiff stomachs, and the corners of their mouths were greatly raised, but they couldn't make any sound at all, only their throats were shaking helplessly, and they let out a buzzing low laugh.

Robbie reacted instantly, "Hey, don't spoil my imagination!" The panicked and complaining expression added to the joy, but the story was not over yet, "That night, I sat with the housekeeper of the castle, and I said to her, you know what? ”

Poof. Daniel's laughter had been foreshadowed.

"But the housekeeper said, 'What do you mean?'

"I said, today's cleaner, she's acting very strangely. ”

Robbie simulated the conversation alone, going back and forth with the story, "She said, we didn't have a cleaner on Wednesday. The dying laughter turned into applause, and it rang out again.

But just when everyone thought it was a supernatural story, Robbie didn't create suspense, and the conversation changed, "Actually, it's on the street, and a random person broke in and came to give me a plane." Then, she was gone. ”

Lan Li was also amazed and gave Robbie a round of applause. Such an absurd and uninhibited story can definitely be included in the scope of super-bizarre experiences.

But Robbie's story isn't over yet, "And that's not all. About two years, three years later. Robbie turned to look at Lan Li, and continued, "I was with my bandmates, and I accidentally told them this story, and then my guitarist was stunned and patted his thigh, and it was Jasmine! ”

Lan Li didn't hold back after all, laughed happily, and shook his head again and again, "Robbie, Robbie, you should have said it earlier, Jasmine has been waiting for this day to come." Then Lan Li looked at the camera and said solemnly, "Jasmine from the bar, you can tell this story again, and now someone finally believes it." ”

Daniel, who was sitting next to him, also nodded repeatedly, "God, this is definitely the best joke tonight." ”

Lan Li spread his hands, looked at Daniel, and said with a question mark on his face, "Did we just say anything?"

At this moment, Ed, who was sitting in the middle, patted his thigh and said with a look of annoyance, "Why did I come over today to participate in the recording of the show?"

This sentence is Ed's best moment tonight, a self-complaining sentence unexpectedly fits the atmosphere of the scene, everyone clapped and laughed, the laughter that was thought to be gone, but it still roared hoarsely,

Robbie added with a smile on his face, "In a moment, I'll give you the address of the castle, and Jasmine will definitely come and find you." This sentence was addressed to Lan Li, but Daniel was particularly scene-stealing, his eyes widened, he pointed at the three of them with his finger, and said silently with his mouth, "All?"

"It's only Lan Li. Robbie shook his head, snuffing out Daniel's hopes, and then saw Daniel slump his shoulders, and his vivid and exaggerated reaction won the show, "By the way, Lan Li, don't you live in the castle? So, you've never met a strange cleaner before?"

Castle.

Robbie actually mentioned the castle without any concealment, alluding to the family background of the hereditary aristocracy, what Graham did not do, Robbie also easily did.

Lan Li was still not flustered, "So, after the topic changed around for a while, it came to me again? I thought that Robbie needed to sing on stage now, and the band members there looked extremely lonely, should we take care of them in advance?"

The band members standing at the other end of the studio began to wave their hands in accompaniment to the performance.

The audience burst into laughter again, but this time, Graham and Robbie and the others did not let go of Lan Li, their eyes were still focused on Lan Li, Graham cut to the topic just right, "Robbie can wait a little longer, we still have a little time, but he got to the point, haven't you ever experienced it?"

"No, of course not. Lan Li replied calmly, just when everyone thought that Lan Li was about to break the news head-on, they heard him say seriously, "If necessary, the kitchen and laundry room are better choices, as for the bedroom, for the sake of decency, we will not do anything in it." I mean, literally, not even a couple. ”

This is complaining about the indifference and alienation of the aristocracy, even in the bedroom, it will not repeat Robbie's little story just now.

The studio was stunned for a moment, and then they understood the meaning of Lan Li's words, as well as the insinuations of the kitchen and laundry room, and they didn't know whether they should be excited or frightened.

"Also, by the way, I haven't lived in a castle. I think there are only a few castles that still live in England. As he spoke, Lan Li also raised his hands and began to count, and the hints in his words could not be more obvious, except for Buckingham Palace, there are indeed not many nobles living in the castle now.

Robbie and Daniel both slapped their thighs and laughed.

Graham shook his head helplessly, Lan Li is absolutely leaky, seemingly generous and calm, but the strict defense does not reveal any flaws, and now the recording of the program is nearing the end, Graham can only regretfully withdraw his troops, "So, you came here today to ......?"

"Oh, finally. Lan Li sighed exaggeratedly, then glanced at Robbie, as if to complain: his promotional plan is still ranked after the musical guests, "'Les Miserables' is about to celebrate its first anniversary at the Almeida Theater, and in the next period of time, we will have an anniversary celebration, and the audience will be welcome to come and cheer." ”

"You mean, you're going to join the anniversary, too?" Graham asked dutifully.

"Yes. Lan Li replied in the affirmative, "I won't be on the stage of the anniversary performance, but I believe that the current cast will definitely be able to give a wonderful performance, if not, the audience is welcome to come and provoke." Quietly, once again a pull propaganda was completed, which made everyone chuckle.

Lan Li also smiled, "However, I will go to the Almeida Theater and communicate with the audience up close." John Cord has produced 'Les Misérables' a work that gives more meaning to the story and characters, and audiences are always welcome to express their views and exchange ideas. ”

"What if it's just for you?" Robbie said bluntly, "You know, just want to see the famous Blue Rite Hale." ”

"Then we welcome that too. It's like a circus, now that it's open, the show has to take place no matter what. Lan Li's generous and honest self-complaining succeeded in winning the whistle and applause from the audience, and the scene began to be noisy again.

"Very well, then the audience must remember to go to the Almeida Theatre, this is a play that must not be missed, on top of the recently concluded Oliver Awards, it won a record-breaking eight trophies, and in addition, Master Lan Li also won the trophy for Best Actor in a Musical, I think the Hall family can now finally face up to the fact that something is happening. But before the Almeida Theatre, we now enjoy the live performances and welcome Robbie Williams!"

Graham left no breathing room, completely rejecting Lan Li's interjection and interruption, because in the discourse, he talked about the topic of "The Hall Family" for the first time, which was a breakthrough for a British TV show.

After completing the introduction in one go, Robbie walked onto the stage, and Lan Li exchanged glances with Graham, but didn't say anything, just stood up and gave Robbie a round of applause. Today's "Norton Show" has finally come to a perfect end.