Chapter 4, he's just a kid!
Li Guo's skull hurt a little.
In half an hour, use the resources at hand to tell fortunes and help others.
If the time is longer, it is okay, you can go to other places to tell fortunes, but the most terrible thing is that this can only be used for half an hour, and you can't go anywhere else to fool others, so you can only compete with these cows, ghosts, snakes and gods in the Huanglongguan.
It's not bragging, there is not much in this Taoist temple, all kinds of brands are incomplete, blind and deaf, everything, all of them are super good-speaking big fools.
Grab a fortune-telling business with them? Sorry, they are professional.
Look at your image again, tall and thin, with an ordinary appearance, compared to those old fools, I don't know where it is.
But the time limit of half an hour has led to the fact that he can only be here, forcibly competing with these old gods who eat here.
Li Guo shook his head.
"Pointing to the maze, divination and fortune-telling..."
At this time, Li Guo looked at the performances of fellow fortune tellers around him, inside the Huanglongguan, all the masters were showing their magical powers, the dancing gods who should be dancing gods, and the trembling gods who should tremble, all of them were like performances.
"Xiao Li, you did a good job just now. A somewhat round middle-aged Taoist walked over with a smile on his face.
His name is Xuanli, he is the hierarchical manager of Huanglongguan, Li Guo is under his control, he is not bad to Li Guo on weekdays, knowing that Li Guo lives alone and rents a house with great economic pressure, he is reluctant to eat too good things, and sometimes he will pay for some meat and vegetables for Li Guo to take home to eat.
"This is my private addition of 50 dollars to you, don't mind, this is what you deserve. Xuan Li smiled.
"It's... I've been very helpful to you. Li Guo smiled bitterly, a little embarrassed.
"It's okay, it's already very wronged to let you, a college student, come here as a temporary worker. Xuan Li directly stuffed fifty yuan into Li Guo's arms without saying anything, and said with emotion: "It's worthy of being an intellectual, I'm afraid that someone like me who has only studied secondary school won't be as good as you can handle it." ”
Li Guo is not a hypocritical person, he took the fifty yuan, but silently kept this kindness in his heart.
What's more, Li Guo really needs money very much, just graduated, looking for a job, and renting a house.
"Thank you..."
Just when Li Guo was thinking about how to organize the language of thanks, there was a noisy voice next to him, immature and a little domineering.
"Mom, Mom, look at that uncle is so ugly!"
"The old man who hung up outside seems to be only 25 years old, poof... Can a 25-year-old grandfather be that old!"
"I'm going to climb here, I'm going to climb here!"
Both Li Guo and Xuan Li's faces changed, and the two looked at each other.
I confirmed the eyes and was the smell of the bear child.
The Taoist temple is a quiet place, and even if it is a tourist, it will remain relatively quiet when entering the main hall.
But there is one amazing species that is different, and that is the bear child.
Bear child, fearless.
This bear child is a tiger-headed, a pampered little chubby mound, bouncing and jumping, not only shouting loudly, but even wanting to jump on the idol.
Completely ignoring the announcement prohibiting climbing next to him, this move made Xuan Li is face pale for a while.
"Supreme Heavenly Venerable!" Xuan Li hurriedly went over, looked at the little bear child with a pleasant face, and tried to put on a gentle appearance and said: "Little friend, it is forbidden to climb here, it is very dangerous to climb." ”
While inducing the bear child to come down, Xuanli looked at a somewhat obese middle-aged woman next to him.
The middle-aged woman seemed to be blind to it, bored and playing with her mobile phone.
"Don't! I'm going to climb!
The little fat dun was still afraid to go towards the statue of Daomen Sanqing regardless of it.
This frightened Xuanli, and Xuanli couldn't help but make a louder voice: "Don't! You're blaspheming the Sanqing Statue!"
The idol is the face of the Taoist temple, and Xuanli can't let this bear child destroy his idol here at will.
"Hey, how do you talk. ”
Seeing that her son was scolded, the middle-aged woman just now finally couldn't bear it anymore and said, "What are you doing talking so loudly, what should I do if I scare my child?"
Xuan Li was stunned, turned to look at this little chubby dun, still with a happy face to the statue of Sanqing with a fucking curiosity, ignoring the disgusted eyes of the people around him, he is him, a different fireworks.
"It's really forbidden to climb here. Xuan Li patiently explained.
"What if you climb?" said the middle-aged woman impatiently, "He's just a child!"
He's just a kid, but you're not!
Shouldn't you, as a parent, educate your children that they should not climb in public, and that they should not shout and scream in public? Xuanli still maintains his patience, and as a Taoist, the most important thing is patience.
"Don't talk about blaspheming Sanqing or anything like that, just at this height, if he falls, he will be injured. Xuan Li shook his head and said, "Supreme Heavenly Venerable, I must stop him from continuing to climb." ”
Saying that, Xuanli wanted to pull the little fat dun down, and after seeing that the metaphysics was approaching, the little fat dun immediately began to shout and kill people.
The middle-aged woman's face changed instantly.
"Hey, what do you want to do, do you still want to do something to my son? I complain about you! I'm going to call the police and arrest you!"
Xuanli just made a move, but didn't put it into action, and the middle-aged woman suddenly came up to protect the calf, looking at Xuanli with a fierce face, and she didn't give up.
"Why don't you be reasonable!"
"I don't care! I just want to complain to you! We can run and climb anywhere in our village, so why can't you run and climb here?"
Xuan Li is loveless, and the unrelenting rural woman in front of her is the most difficult.
Don't talk about the reason, I do my own thing, I haven't received any education, I don't know what the quality is, plus the older child, very doting...
"Hahaha! Big fool!" Little Fat Dun spared no effort to laugh at Xuanli, like a little bully.
The pilgrims next to them all cast disgusted glances at the two mothers and sons, but they showed an attitude of respect.
The unreasonable bear children and bear parents are afraid of both humans and ghosts.
They can only silently arrange this in their hearts.
You're dead.
Seeing that the scene was deadlocked, and when Xuan Li was a little difficult to ride a tiger, Li Guo decisively leaned over, put away his temporary worker's sign, and said with the most hearty smile.
"Supreme Heavenly Venerable, can you let Poor Dao give your child a free count?"