When Mo Ming was pretending to be forced in Yunzhou before, he received a lot of miscellaneous rewards, and there seemed to be a ...... in it There is a ...... There's a man in red trousers.

Well, yes, that's right!

It's a big red briefs!

It seems that Superman used to wear it, and he said that after wearing it, he could have a superman-like steel body or something......

It's nothing else, and the most important thing is that it says that this thing can protect the most critical parts of a man and make it indestructible!

At that time, Mo Ming also scolded the person who gave him the pants for being a fool, but he didn't expect it to play a big role in a blink of an eye.

What to say, this is probably the so-called "blind cat meets dead mouse"!

I just don't know if this thing is reliable or not, after all, immortals are not omnipotent, they can't chase the ball in the heavenly court, they can't pick up their sisters, and they can't get on the rank.

In case this red trouser is bragging, he will go down to the river in his clothes and ...... the next life

Well, it is estimated that there will be no next life!

No, you'll have to find someone to try it first!

Mo Ming's eyes squinted, and he aimed at Li Daoyi, who was standing by the river frowning and thinking.

"Brother Li, I have a treasure that can protect my body from evil things, but this treasure can only protect one person, so I may need you to carry me across the river later. ”

"Really?"

Li Daoyi said in surprise: "Little Brother Mo, don't worry, as long as there is a way to cross this river, I will protect you!"

Mo Ming nodded, took out his iPhone 8, clicked on the "Anchor Assets" interface, and then selected the "Superman's Red Pants Boss" and clicked "Withdraw".

Immediately, the void in front of Mo Ming distorted, and a black hole appeared.

A red bag fell and landed on Mo Ming's hand.

With a "stab", a brand-new big red trouser appeared in Mo Ming's hand.

"Come on, put this pants on!"

"What's, what is this?"

Li Daoyi was stunned one by one, this style looks quite chic, but this color is too sassy......

He likes it, though!

Li Dao put on a set of big red pants, and without saying a word, he plunged into the river with a "poof"!

And as he went down the river, the sound of "bang" and "bang" immediately broke out, and the whole river boiled, blood red, and terrible.

Mo Ming stood on the shore, his face turned white with fright, wo grass, it's really terrifying!

He stretched out his head to look between Li Daoyi's thighs, but saw that the river was churning, and from time to time a blood-red strange fish jumped up and bit Li Daoyi's crotch.

But it's also amazing, the blood-red monster fish that can easily bite even a fist-sized pebble just now has no way to take this big red pants, and it can't bite at all!

Looking at Li Daoyi's face calmly, like someone who is fine, he doesn't feel the slightest feeling.

At this time, Mo Ming was overjoyed, and slapped his thigh:

"Oh my mom, it turns out that this thing really works, I thought, I thought ......"

Mo Ming didn't finish the rest of the words, because he saw Li Daoyi's eyes that he was about to kill.

"Damn, you don't even know if this thing is useful?

Rao is Li Daoyi is very cultivated, and he is not calm at the moment.

Holy, can this be tested casually?

Fortunately, God bless, this trouser is really effective, if this trouser is fake and ineffective, then how can he live for the rest of his life?

You know, for a man, the most terrible thing is not death, nor is it worse than death, but to live as a eunuch!

"Ahem, Brother Li, don't get me wrong, just because of our friendship, how can I cheat you like this? I'm just giving you a chance to be a hero!"

While speaking, Mo Ming ignored Li Daoyi's gaze that was about to erupt fire, and jumped on his back when he went up:

"The road ahead is long, we don't know what danger awaits us ahead, you and I still have to take care of each other, let's cross the river now, drive!"

"Ride your head!"

Li Daoyi's forehead was throbbing, and his face was almost blackened!

This bear child experimented with the happiness of his life for the rest of his life, and now he actually wants to carry this bear child across the river, which is simply selling him, and asking him to help count the money!

But he still has to rely on this bear child, and he can only swallow it in his stomach if he has anger in his heart, this feeling, not to mention how aggrieved he is!

As for Mo Ming's mood......

He likes to see that others can't get used to him, and he can't kill him, so if you have the ability, you have the ability to beat Lao Tzu!

......

After crossing the river, it was less than a hundred miles away from the edge of the Three Thousand Devil Peaks.

The sight is the boundless Gobi, the sand is everywhere, and occasionally you will see one or two stone mountains, as silent as a tombstone.

Separated by a river, they are like two different worlds, one side is full of life and the other side is a desolate no-man's land.

"Profiteer, don't you really know where the 'Jade Snake Orchid' is?"

On the endless Gobi, Li Daoyi and Mo Ming have been walking for almost a whole day, but they have not found anything.

"Tsk, big-brother, are you mistaken? It's you looking for the Jade Snake Orchid, not me looking for the Jade Snake Orchid, didn't you prepare before you came to find the Jade Snake Orchid?"

Mo Ming was very impatient with Li Daoyi, this question, Li Daoyi had asked him four times a day today!

"I ......"

Li Daoyi was also 10,000 aggrieved in his heart, he thought that this homework was simple and he chose it, but who knew that this homework would be so pitiful!

Except for the sentence "Go to the Three Thousand Devil Peak to find a jade snake orchid", he didn't give any other clues, so that he is now like a headless fly, spinning around here.

"It's difficult, am I really going to lose my relationship with Nanling Mansion? God, you can give me some inspiration!"

Li Daoyi suddenly raised his head to the sky and howled, almost scaring Mo Ming to death.

"What the hell, isn't it just a jade snake orchid, are you making it look like you're being cuckolded?"

"Don't you feel it, do you know how hard I worked to get into Nanling Mansion? If I can't complete this course, then I won't be able to go back to Nanling Mansion!"

Li Daoyi yelled at Mo Ming full of grievances.

Mo Ming was frightened at that time, not because of Li Daoyi's reaction, but because of what Li Daoyi said.

Damn, Nanling Mansion is so perverted, if you can't finish your summer homework, you have to be expelled from school!

No wonder Yan Tingcheng had to let him enter Nanling Mansion to prove himself, this Nanling Mansion is so perverted, there must be all scholars in it, and if he can go to the same school with Xueba, it proves that he is also a scholar!

Mo Ming was also a person who went to school in Heavenly Court before, but he has always been a scumbag, and when he was good, he was an ordinary scholar, which suddenly made him a scholar, and he was a little excited to think about it!

So, Mo Ming leaned over to Li Dao's side and said:

"Hey, you really want to find Jade Snake Orchid?"

"Nonsense!"

"Then you beg me, as long as you beg me, I will take you to find the Jade Snake Orchid!"

“......”

Li Daoyi was speechless, and until the end, he didn't say anything to beg him.

Of course, even if he said it, it would be useless, because Mo Ming didn't know where the Jade Snake Orchid was!

Hahahahaha......

Actually, Mo Ming just wants to tease this guy, every time he is excited, he likes to do such dirty things, and he has been doing it for almost 40 million years!

However, after laughing, after laughing, looking at Li Daoyi's appearance of "the baby is wronged, the baby wants to cry", Mo Ming couldn't help but soften:

"Okay, baby don't cry, baby is good! I'll check it for you, and I'll take you to find that thing later, okay?"

"How do you find it? It's so big here, and you don't know where the Jade Snake Orchid is......" Li Daoyi didn't believe what Mo Ming said at all.

"Oh, don't worry, isn't it just a jade snake orchid, I will definitely be able to help you find it!"

Although Mo Ming didn't know where the Jade Snake Orchid was, and he hadn't even seen what the Jade Snake Orchid looked like, for a sling like him in the new era of Heavenly Court, there were at least a hundred ways to find something!

While speaking, Mo Ming took out his iPhone 8, opened the browser, and then clicked on a website icon with a bear's paw logo, typed the words "Jade Snake Orchid" on the search bar, and clicked "Search"!

Immediately, all the information about the "Jade Snake Orchid" jumped out......