"Actually, having a baby doesn't hurt so much, I'm serious. On the cruise ship of the Zhenai, Li Jie was saying to Lan: "Look, we now have painless delivery technology. It's just that Peppel happens to be produced on a ship, so it just doesn't have these equipment. ”

Li Jie pulled Lan's explanation and tried to explain. Because Lan has had a shadow in her heart since the last time she saw Pepp give birth to a child, especially after standing outside the door of the operating room and hearing Pepp's heart-rending screams.

As a result, she now has a shadow of Li Jie, and she is now very resistant to having any intimate contact with Li Jie. According to her words: "It's too painful to give birth, I'm so afraid of pain!"

Well, that's not unreasonable, is it? Giving birth to a child is really painful for a woman.

But in this way, Li Jie is a little confused, and he is struggling to say all kinds of good things to Lan: "I'm serious, Lan." It is possible to give birth painlessly. ”

"Don't~!" Arashi shook like a rattle, and she was buried in a pile of books. These are the various magic books she brought with her from Kamataki. And the book that Arashi was flipping through looked very old.

And the blood-red imprint painted on the cover has an indescribable sense of evil. This book doesn't seem like a good book, and it's like the magic books used by demons or sorcerers in the movies.

Li Jie noticed that some of the words on the cover were written in Latin. Because of his study of magic (although he didn't learn anything), Li Jie also learned some Latin and Old English, as well as Xiao Seal and Sanskrit (although he learned very generally).

So he could read the name of the book, which was called One Hundred and Twenty Forbidden Spells.

Well, this book should be placed in the forbidden section of the Hogwarts library, and it can't be borrowed without Headmaster Dumbledore's approval.

Li Jie pointed to the title of the book: "Lan, what are you reading? This book doesn't look very good." His eyes and tone were a little resistant to this kind of book, and the book exuded an evil air from beginning to end.

Lan glanced back at Li Jie: "Don't be prejudiced against books. They are just carriers of knowledge, and it doesn't matter if they are good or bad. The only people who use this knowledge are good and bad. ”

But Li Jie still looked at the book with some skepticism and asked, "So what is this book for?"

"Forbidden spells. I borrowed it from the Ancient One (Jie Li: Do you really need Headmaster Dumbledore's approval!). There's a lot of fun magic in it. While some parts are indeed cruel, some are still useful in life. ”

Li Jie asked suspiciously, "For example?"

"For example, I found a very interesting magic. Pain Transfer Spell. A bridge can be formed between the two people, and all the pain and injuries suffered by Party A can be transferred to Party B. Lan put down the book and began to talk to Li Jie seriously.

"I hadn't actually checked it before, but I asked her about it after seeing Peppel giving birth. After pregnancy, it is very uncomfortable, not only to give birth, but also to have all kinds of strong pregnancy reactions. Pain, insomnia, nausea, inability to eat, etc. Lan counted with her fingers, and the more she spoke, the more she spoke, but Li Jie had an ominous premonition.

"Actually, it's very hard just to suddenly have a big belly of ten or twenty pounds. And if I have to suffer all this, to be honest, I really don't want to have children. Saying this, Lan suddenly stood up, then hugged Li Jie's neck and asked softly, "Do you want to have a baby with me?"

Combined with the previous article, Arashi doesn't want to have children. At this time, it seems that the correct answer is not to give birth. But this seemingly simple question is actually a proposition. If Li Jie dares to say: I don't want to. Then he just waits to be criticized.

So although he knew what trap Lan might be arranging, Li Jie had to jump inside. This is called a yang scheme! It's the same as the pits I used to dig for others!

Li Jie said affectionately: "Of course, I have always wanted to. Have children with you, get married. As long as you want. (Well, we have to figure out how to deal with the king)"

Lan kissed Li Jie on the cheek, bit his ear and said, "Then we will use this magic after I get pregnant, okay?"

"Huh?" Li Jie pretended to be puzzled.

"It's the magic of pain transfer. Lan's expression was innocent: "Don't worry, I'm working this magic right now." I'll get rid of some of the side effects of this magic. ”

"What side effects?" Li Jie's face stiffened.

"Well, for example, the person who bears the harm may share his life force. I'll get rid of this. As long as the pain shifts, it's fine. In the future, I will be responsible for giving birth to children, and you will be responsible for the pain, okay?"

Li Jie: ........................

Lan looked at Li Jie very seriously, her eyes were full of anticipation.

What does Li Jie dare to say? What can Li Jie say! Although his heart is broken, he still shakes his face and smiles and says, "Okay!"

Lan jumped a little excitedly, and then kissed Li Jie's lips: "This is a reward for you." I'm relieved to have you volunteering like this. Actually, I still like children, and Jenny Stark is so cute. We can have more in the future!"

Li Jie smiled: "Okay!"

"By the way, I think this magic experiment can be used by Gwen and Mary in the future. Mary, in particular, is now married to Harry. I've heard that she really wants a child, and this magic will help her!" Arashi said.

Li Jie's smile was much more sincere: "You're right!"

While Li Jie and Lan were studying how painful pregnancy was, Dr. Hank sent a message: "A large number of alien spacecraft traces have been found, and the target may be Earth, come quickly!"

After receiving this message, Li Jie was in no mood to talk to Lan about these things. He told Arashi about it, and Arashi patted him on the back and said, "Hurry up!"

When Li Jie arrived at the Venus base, Dr. Hank glanced at Li Jie in surprise, and then said, "Why doesn't your face look very good?" ”

Li Jieqiang smiled: "It's nothing, maybe my face will be even more ugly in a certain period of time in a few years." ”

Dr. Hank touched his golden retriever (yes, Dr. Hank turned the blue fur into blonde today) and shook his head, not caring if this was the latest joke of the Nightkin or not.

He took Li Jie to the strategic conference room of the base, where the bigwigs of the Illuminati were already waiting.

After seeing the arrival of the people, Captain Rogers stood up and spoke: "Gentlemen, our greatest test has arrived. A dangerous alien mob is heading in the direction of Earth, and we're on our guards. ”

Li Jie didn't hear what Captain Rogers said, and he was still immersed in the pain transfer magic that Arashi said. Ahh

Ahhhh Even the news of the coming of the Kitari was forgotten.

Until Captain Rogers called him, "Nightcrawler, do you have any other opinions on this matter?"

"Ah, what?!" Li Jie woke up, "Oh, the Zetarians are right, just kill them all." It just so happened that this incident gave us a stepping stone towards the universe, and by the way, it was time for the Inhumans to be exposed. ”