Body 0001 Sao is eighteen years old
At the beginning of April, Hangzhou City was warm and cold, but it couldn't stop the girls' commotion, and the little skirts full of tricks were almost all over the street, and the seductive black silk was even more essential, as if it was silently announcing to the New Year, a good day to feast your eyes was coming again.
"Butt up a little more, yes, hand up a little higher, okay! perfect......"
At this time, a girl in a short skirt is leaning on the small tree on the side of the road, with her back to a large golden rape field, under the command of the photographer, she continues to pose a variety of beautiful movements, the girl has a graceful figure and a pure appearance, attracting a lot of tourists who come to the green, and they have taken out their mobile phones to stand not far away to take pictures.
"Be careful! Get out of the ......"
Suddenly, a tourist shouted, only to see a runaway white off-road vehicle, with a piercing friction sound straight towards the girl, but the girl seemed to be frightened stupid, like a log stunned in place at a loss.
"Bang~"
The off-road vehicle hit the small tree hard, directly breaking the small tree with a thick bowl mouth, and the tourists all let out a huge exclamation, this cardamom girl must be going to die, and the female driver who drove was completely stunned, lying on the steering wheel with the airbag popping open and her face was white.
"Catch her, don't let her run......"
The indignant tourists all rushed up and directly surrounded the off-road vehicle, but the two embarrassed figures suddenly crawled out of the rape field, it was the girl and her photographer, the tourists immediately ran over with cheers, and the female driver also stumbled down.
"How did you drive the car......"
The complaining photographer sat directly on the ground, but this big boy was at most eighteen or nineteen years old, wearing a blue sportswear and a pair of black-framed glasses, although his angular face was quite handsome, but he combed an oily two-eight-minute hair, and his honest appearance looked like a nerd.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! A dog just rushed out, are you hurt......"
The frightened female driver couldn't stop bowing and apologizing, but the big boy held up a single-lens reflex camera that had fallen apart, and said weakly: "I'm fine, but I borrowed this camera, you just need to pay me the camera, otherwise I won't be able to explain it to others!"
"Wow! Nikon D800E, plus the lens is not more than 30,000 can't be taken down......"
Immediately, someone who knew the goods exclaimed, but the female driver was obviously a rich man, and the Range Rover who hit the tree could buy fifty of these cameras, and a few more "Bao Shi Tai" to play with, and the female driver really said very simply: "As long as you're fine, I'll buy you a new one, how about this girl?"
"I'm fine, but my phone is broken, my mom just bought me ......"
The girl cried and raised her mobile phone, the latest iPhone has cracked into a spider web, but compared with the mobile phone, the girl's pitiful appearance is more distressing, and the female driver squatted over and hurriedly said: "Tell me your account, I will transfer 100,000 yuan to you, and the excess will be counted as your medical expenses!"
"Thank you, sister......"
The girl is also an honest girl, and she almost was hit and killed, but she thanked the people, but an open-top BMW suddenly stopped on the side of the road, and the handsome guy driving the car pointed at the big boy and sneered: "Xia Buer!
"Touching porcelain?"
The female driver stood up from the ground abruptly, looking at the young boy and girl in disbelief, and the onlookers also widened their eyes in disbelief, but the big boy asked inexplicably: "Linlin! Who is he, is he the rich second generation who teased you?"
"It's him, he's a stinky rascal, don't listen to his nonsense......"
The girl got up angrily and anxiously, and even stomped her feet and tears were about to come out, but the other party shouted directly at the female driver: "Look at their mobile phones and SLRs, they are all worthless knockoffs, and they are guaranteed to have no memory cards, this is their usual trick!"
"Give me the camera......"
The beautiful female driver instantly turned into a female tyrannosaurus, but at the same time she turned around, the two rushed into the rape field with lightning speed, and the seemingly weak girl actually ran faster than Liu Xiang, but the tourists who were fooled were also out of anger, and chased into the field and shouted to catch the liar.
"Second brother, this ......"
A small black electric donkey suddenly killed the opposite ridge, and there was a big black and strong stupid man riding on it, with curly hair as funny as Shakyamuni, but the two who were running wildly didn't say a word, and after passing through the rape field at super speed, they jumped on the little electric donkey in unison.
"Don't go into the village, run into the woods......"
Xia Buer hurriedly patted the stupid big man with a white face, the stupid big man had already unscrewed the electric door with all his might, and the tattered little electric donkey immediately jolted violently, and it seemed that there was a possibility of falling apart at any time, but fortunately, they were not murderous and arson, and the angry tourists gave up after chasing for a while.
"Bang~"
The little electric donkey just rushed into the woods and fell to the ground suddenly, and the three people in the car fell directly to the ground, but Xia Buer jumped up angrily, smashed his glasses and scolded: "Damn Wang Ergou, you dare to dismantle Lao Tzu's platform, Lao Tzu is not finished with him!"
"Of course it's not over......"
The girl also jumped up with her skirt and scolded very violently: "For this deal, we have blown the cold wind in this broken place for a week, and the old lady's face has almost been blown crooked, and this account must be settled with him!"
"Woo~ Second brother, Rhubarb crashed into the girl, I want to get it back......"
The stupid big man suddenly cried heartbroken, and clutched a dog chain tightly, but Xia Buer said impatiently: "Okay! Isn't it just a dog, I'll take you and the dog sister to the Quanyang Pavilion at night, and I'll give you a big leg of lamb!"
"I don't, I'm going to eat dog meat hot pot, you promised me ......"
The stupid big man pouted his thick lips with teary eyes, aggrieved like a little brat, Xia Buer rolled his eyes and ignored him, and after sitting on the crooked little electric donkey, he lit a cigarette for himself, if there were still tourists nearby at this time, he would definitely be surprised to close his mouth.
How can this kid still have the appearance of being honest, he is completely a ruffian little rascal, his dripping eyes are not a good bird at first glance, even the innocent girl is revealing her original form, not only squatting on the ground with two slender legs, but also rolling her skirt up to her waist.
"Second brother, how could Wang Ergou run away to the countryside, doesn't he go to work......"
The dog girl directly dragged the cigarette from his mouth and began to swallow the clouds and spit out the fog very skillfully, but Xia Buer said with a gloomy face: "They took the senior high school students out for a spring outing today, and Wang Ergou, as a physical education teacher, of course had to follow, but I never thought that this guy would be late, it's really unlucky!"
"This is about to take the college entrance examination, which one of the spring swims......"
The dog girl frowned in confusion, but Xia Buer got up and unzipped her pants, and said to a small tree while urinating: "You haven't watched the news, two students jumped off the building because of too much pressure, and the school is afraid that the tragedy will happen again, so take them out to relax, and stay at Banyan Tree Villa for one night!"
"Hmph~ I see that the teachers in your school are executioners, if you hadn't been expelled, you would definitely have to be tortured into a neurotic ......"
The dog girl scolded and stood up, and stood side by side with Xia Buer, and just bit the hem of her skirt and shuddered, but Xia Buer said again: "It's just right! Let's go to the villa to earn student money first, and then go to Wang Ergou's bad luck after the incident, today's loss must be made to spit out!"
"Alas~ If it weren't for Wang Ergou's bad thing, Doudou's surgery fee would have been made up today......"
The dog girl looked at the stupid big man helplessly, the stupid big man was holding a bed bug hehehe silly music, but Xia Buer didn't say anything, patted him on the shoulder and turned around to help the little electric donkey, and the dog girl also put down her skirt and turned around and scolded: "Doudou! Don't kneel on the ground, the old lady just bought you the pants!"
The three of them soon stepped back on the little electric donkey and drove onto the road, the tall dog girl sat in Doudou's arms, and Xia Buer, who rode the donkey upside down, leaned on Doudou's back, biting a dog's tail grass in his mouth and looking up at the blue sky and white clouds, and the creaking little electric donkey was just like the three of them, overwhelmed but always standing.
"Huh?"
Suddenly, Xia Buji looked at the grass on the side of the road in disbelief, and there was actually a woman with a bloody face squatting inside, snorting and gnawing on something, and when he looked at it again, he found that the other party was holding a dead man's head in his hand, and his whole face was almost gnawed by the woman.
"Hmm~"
Xia Buer immediately covered his mouth like an electric shock, his entire back instantly became cold, and he immediately slapped Doudou behind him like crazy, but the dog girl suddenly shouted loudly: "It's terrible! There is a plane falling in front of you, look!"
Xia Buer looked behind him almost instinctively, and sure enough, he saw a puff of smoke rising into the sky, and a huge passenger plane that broke on the mountainside, who knew that when he turned back in horror, the woman squatting in the grass actually disappeared, only a few blood-stained dead grass were drifting in the wind.
(This is my fifth work, after the end of the Doomsday Trilogy, I am full of emotion, I said that I will no longer write the end of the world, but I don't want this series to be wiped out in the long river of history, so there is this "Desperate Poisonous Corpse", it inherits the world of "Doomsday Diao Min", but it is not the traditional doomsday text, everyone will understand it when you read it! Genuine readers can add my personal WeChat to discuss the plot: ft232578645, you can also follow the WeChat public account "Ten Orders of Floating Tu" to receive the unabridged version of the end of the city, etc.!)