Chapter 92: Will vs. General, King vs. King
Qin Yifeng took a good time to clean up, and let Liu Guanxi brush the shield sword Mei Dao artificial sword.
"Director Chen was invincible in the world but never overwhelmed people with power, and I appreciate the practice of taking advantage of the situation. As a junior, let me pay tribute to Director Chen. ”
Qin Yifeng threw out a talisman and nailed it to the parting sword in mid-air.
"I don't have the power of Director Chen to open the ghost door, but I can still open a passage for the demon saint to pass through the seal. ”
I saw that the talisman on the parting sword spontaneously combusted for no reason, and the purple flame not only did not fall, but seemed to be attached to some kind of object and burned slowly, ablating the space into a blurred hole.
"Wait, my formation is not responding!" Liu Guanxi said with a little panic.
"Miss Liu, don't be surprised, I applied to the General Administration for temporary permission from the Tianluo Net, although I can't take control from you, it's still okay to interfere with the operation of the formation. ”
Qin Yifeng added: "The temporary permission is only for today, and it will disappear after twelve o'clock tonight, Miss Liu can rest assured!"
After all, the Tianluo and Earth Network is a sealing network formed by the Rescue Bureau with a lot of manpower and material resources, although Liu Guanxi has obtained absolute control by chance, opening the back door and making small moves is almost the routine operation of the Rescue and Protection Bureau, if there is no loophole at all, it is abnormal.
Liu Guanli mobilized his authority to block Qin Yifeng's movements with all his might, but Qin Yifeng's purpose had been achieved.
Bai Sensen's bones are like a school of piranhas gushing out of the hole, gnawing down all the trees on the artificial island and falling on the grass to form a huge skeleton.
Poor young couples, you and me, the holy place of flirting was destroyed, and the skeleton shook his hands and feet and muffled, "This place is too small for me to stretch my muscles!"
The average person has twelve pairs of ribs, which connect the sternum and thoracic vertebrae to protect vital internal organs. This white bone skeleton is different, the ribs are stacked one on top of the other, and there is no gap in sight, it is completely a bucket-shaped armor.
Its arms are also different from normal human bones, with a few more umbrella-like supporting bones at the joints and an additional arm bone, which resembles a three-section stick covered with bone spurs.
The lower body of the relative skeleton is much thicker, and the thick leg bones are tied together to firmly support the huge body.
A skull glowing green, with dense bone spurs growing from the top of the head, and several particularly thick ones that circle around the skull, looking like a crown that grows with the head.
"Let me introduce, the White Bone Demon Saint is an old-timer of the demon clan, Director Chen should be no stranger to it!"
"Don't be so intimate, I'm only working with you temporarily. I haven't decided whether or not I want to eat you as a reward after I am done!" The White Bone Demon Saint first sprayed Qin Yifeng's face with bone slag, and then leaned down to Chen Li and said, "You have really become an ordinary person! I was so surprised when I heard the news...... I'm so happy too!"
"Thorn, you're not dead yet, I'm sorry to tear you apart back then, I didn't expect you to be so brittle......"
"I'm not called a prick!
"No, you see the fat pig hairstyle on your head, it doesn't look like the hedgehog head that those bad teenagers in Japan often do? I think this name is quite suitable for you, and others will never confuse you with other monsters when they hear it!"
"Hey, is it true? You didn't lie to me?" the White Bone Demon Holy Fox touched his head suspiciously, flicking the bone spur crown on his head.
"You say, is what he said true?"
A finger as thick as an ordinary person's calf was pressed against the nose of Liu Guan Tanuki, full of oppression.
“?”
"The guys of the demon clan are like this, their muscles are too strong and grow into their brains. Chen Li whispered in Liu Guanxi's ear: "You just have to go along with it, these stupid big guys are easy to deceive!"
Liu Guan knew that the demon clan was generally more straightforward, and there was a tradition that the bigger the body, the more honest it was. But the operation of calling an accomplice to prove the main culprit Liu Guanxi did not expect it, and it refreshed her cognition of the demon saint.
"You didn't answer right away, you're going to lie to me, are you?" I don't know what principle the White Bone Demon Saint followed, Liu Guanxi just hesitated for a moment and was immediately judged to be lying.
I have to say that this simple and crude judgment method is still quite effective, and Liu Guanxi is indeed thinking about how to fool it.
"Liars! Humans are big liars!"
The White Bone Demon Saint was like an abandoned resentful woman, and suddenly grabbed his fist and smashed it on Liu Guanci's head. I don't know if it was stimulated before and was particularly sensitive to lies.
"The four gods are coming, and the Xuanwu gods are coming!"
The divine beast spliced by the turtle and snake appeared, protected Liu Guanxi under him, and received a hard blow from the white bone demon saint.
"Thorn, I didn't lie to you! You ask the handsome guy in the back if what I said is true!" Chen Li rolled to the side, pointed at Qin Yifeng and said loudly.
"Don't try to lie to me again! I won't listen to you again!"
The White Bone Demon Holy Oil and Salt did not enter, Chen Li met Qin Yifeng's smile and his heart suddenly burst, knowing that this little villain had given the thorn head a preventive injection in advance.
"Since it's a tribute to Director Chen, of course we must be perfect!" Qin Yifeng said with a smile: "I have negotiated with the White Bone Demon Saint many times, and we have exchanged some lessons from living in society. ”
You're fooling it to the point of nervousness, right?
"Fortunately, we have a common language to welcome back to the Holy Land, and we can still understand each other!"
can talk about blackmailing people so beautifully, you are really a talent, little villain!
Chen Li knew that the information he had obtained when dealing with the White Bone Demon Saint was useless, and he could only think of a way to resist the Demon Saint in a short period of time.
"When it comes to communicating with heterogeneous people, Director Chen is familiar with the road. I also have a friend here, I wonder if Director Chen would be interested in talking to him?"
The hole burned by the purple fire was healing, and a tentacle suddenly stabbed through it, and then slipped out like a childbirth pile of flesh twisted together.
"The Octopus Demon Saint is a friend from the South China Seas, and it prefers to soak in the sea water rather than the lake. But don't worry, it speaks Mandarin!"
Qin Yifeng took the parting sword that fell after the talisman was burned out, and said regretfully: "Originally, I arranged for the leech spirit to deal with the situation by the bridge here, but I didn't expect that the whole plan was almost ruined by Miss Yang! If the leech spirit was in the water, Miss Yang might not be able to kill it so easily." In order to invite the eight-clawed demon saint, the Qin family mobilized 10,000 tons of seafood to the south, and cooperated with local fishing boats to gather enough capital. ”
As he spoke, the pile of flesh squirmed, and tentacles freed themselves from the knots of flesh, revealing two huge turquoise eyes. It's hard to imagine how such a large lump of meat could pass through a tentacle-sized hole, and it seems that this is not the limit of the Octopus Demon Saint.
As soon as he returned to his normal position, he slid into the lake, and the huge volume made the lake rise a little, and his swimming posture was like taking a bath in a bowl.
"Enemies, fish. The Octopus Demon Saint wrapped his tentacles around the island in the middle of the lake, and that posture was tighter than a child holding a popsicle.
"Don't worry about the Octopus Demon Saint, the catch in the cold storage will be delivered to the dock immediately after the matter is completed. All you have to do is to pester the friend with the sword, and don't let him get in the way of me talking to Director Chen!"
At the request, the eight-clawed tentacles worked in unison, crushing the concrete masonry on the outer layer of the island in a single stroke, squeezing the dirt back to the center like a child playing with sand.
"Damn, how do you play if you zoom in at the beginning? My blue bar is not full yet!"
The raccoon dog rode a large bird covered in flames, away from the collapsed islands and lakes. The sword Mei Dao man pointed on the wooden sword on his toes, and the sword flew in the air.
Chen Li screamed twice, and the iron sword given to him by the Jianmei Daoist flew into the sky like a trick, allowing Chen Li to hang on the hilt of the sword to avoid the doom of falling into the water.
Looking at the surface of the lake again, the White Bone Demon Saint removed the barrel-shaped ribs to use as a pontoon, and the thick thighs were against the shoulder bones and arms, like the demons with legs from the chest down to the chest on the network diagram.
Qin Yifeng stepped directly on the water, the waves under his feet were constant, and he didn't even see a drop of water on his body.
"Miss Liu, don't revoke the exorcism formation outside, our current appearance is not suitable for the masses to see!"
Liu Guanxi hated it so much, but he still adjusted the strength of the repellent formation up a few points according to what Qin Yifeng said.
As soon as the water waved, a slippery tentacle lifted from the lake, splashing rain towards Chen Li.
"What a sinister guy, he actually lied to me that the octopus was against Ah Jian!" Chen Li hung on the iron sword and followed a few 360-degree roller coaster movements, and his stomach was about to move.
"Hey, you humans are so cunning!" Chen Li pointed at Qin Yifeng and said the lines of the White Bone Demon Saint.
"Eight-clawed Demon Saint, I mean you deal with another human with a sword!" Qin Yifeng was slightly embarrassed, but he didn't expect to make a big fuss because of the wording.
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Liu Guan Fox condensed the stars into a sword, and was about to fight with the White Bone Demon Saint for three hundred rounds when Leng Buding was knocked away by the tentacles, but fortunately, the Xuanwu Star God reacted in time and took the initiative to protect the master, Liu Guan Fox just hit a few water drifts on the water surface and rolled into the grass to land safely.
"me, if you want to fight, what kind of hero is it to deceive an ignorant girl?"
Liu Guan came out of the pile of dry grass, with a few grass stalks stuck in his head and pointed at Qin Yifeng and scolded.
"No, no, no, I mean the man with the sword!"
Whoosh! Chen Li turned to a vegetarian state, rolled his dead fish eyes and stopped talking.
"I'm talking about another man with a sword!" Qin Yifeng's face darkened, and he spoke a little trilling.
Eight Claws raised their tentacles high and hesitated for a moment to smash at Liu Guanxi.
At this time, even Liu Guanxi's face darkened.
"Hahaha, Ahri, it can't tell if you're a man or a woman!"
The Octopus Demon Saint is a youkai of the sea, but it doesn't often deal with humans. Most of the fish stocks in the ocean are concentrated in shallow waters, especially where ocean currents pass through to stir up nutrients on the seabed. Eight Paws can eat enough as long as they squat under the current and open their mouths wide, so there is really no need to go to the fishermen who venture out to sea to make sacrifices. Those fishermen not only have many shells (fishing boats) but also kowtow (planks), which are completely chicken ribs compared to the mouths full of meat, and the eight claws have always looked down on them.
In modern times, with the development of the marine fishing industry, the predation of the octopus has indeed been affected, but human ships have evolved to the level of steel and iron bones, and it is even more difficult to deal with. Octopus sank a few ironclad ships, and felt that it was too much trouble, so he ran a little farther to hunt whales. Later, human beings extended the war to the ocean, and the cannon giant ships walked sideways in the blue sea, and even threw the cannon into the sea to experiment year after year, which made the octopus even more respectful of human beings.
This time, Qin Yifeng was able to contact the Eight Claws, but it was actually the demon clan who deliberately used this stupid boy in the countryside to make up the numbers, first, when something happened, he acted as a substitute for the dead ghost, and the ghost knew if Chen Li was really injured and turned useless after being inserted; second, he took the opportunity to test the attitude of the Haisheng Demon Clan to see if he could absorb this scattered and huge force; third, if the human race wanted to make trouble, it would not be all hurt on himself, and the risk would be shared.
Otherwise, Octopus is still lying on the bottom of the South China Sea spitting bubbles and waiting for whales to swim by, where does it have anything to do with Qin Yifeng!
After being laughed at by Chen Li, Liu Guanxi didn't care that the White Bone Demon Saint was waiting, and the four gods summoned continuous bombardment on the Eight Claws. Jian Mei Dao people tacitly took the White Bone Demon Saint and used the wooden sword and the three-section stick arm of the White Bone Demon Saint to circulate around.
"Hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha!"
Chen Li laughed three times in a row, and almost laughed so much that his head was deprived of oxygen with the dizziness of playing trackless roller coaster just now, but fortunately, the iron sword put him down by the lake so that he did not fall into the water and drown.
"Qin Gongzi, I didn't expect it, right? Qin Gongzi, who has no last resort, actually fell into poor communication, I'm afraid that spreading it will affect Qin Gongzi's image!
Qin Yifeng turned his back on the parting sword and sighed: "It's too fast, it's too fast, sure enough, the temporary substitute is easy to have problems! The eight-clawed demon saint is huge and difficult to hide, I just went to the South China Sea to mark it without talking about it deeply, I didn't expect such a problem to occur!"
"The old foxes of the demon clan are dozing off in the holy land, you just want to play with your heart and eye to find them!"
Qin Yifeng said solemnly: "Director Chen, I didn't do enough to communicate with the Octopus Demon Saint because I didn't do enough, but it would be too much to say that I wanted to play with my heart! Qin Mou thinks that he has always been sincere to Director Chen since they met, why is Director Chen so prejudiced against Qin?"
"Little brother, I'm not prejudiced against you, can't I!" Chen Li also put away his smile and said seriously: "You are handsome and wealthy, and you don't have any bad habits of the rich second generation, if I am not prejudiced against you, I am still not a man?" Even if I am a single dog now and am not afraid of color revolutions, I have to guard against the hat turning rainbow color!"
What!?Are you a man?
Wouldn't that be better?
I don't know when human beings' requirements for gender have become more and more blurred, and if Turing lived in this era, he might be able to live a hundred years and contribute to the early embrace of a robot wife for otaku.
By the way, Facebook has 56 non-traditional gender options.
Qin Yifeng slashed in front of his waist with his parting sword, so frightened that Chen Li hurriedly said: "Brother, I'm joking! Now it's okay to practice estrogen and fight estrogen, you don't need to go to the palace!"
"Hahahaha!" This time it was Qin Yifeng's turn to laugh: "Director Chen, if you want us to accept each other, it's not just Qin's initiative that is an option, Director Chen is now smooth-skinned, and it must be unique to dress up!"
Although he knew that this was Qin Yifeng's unabashed counterattack to himself, Chen Li still felt a chill in his crotch.
"Director Chen, Qin did sincerely invite you to work with Qin, now that the overall situation has been decided, why doesn't Director Chen consider another possibility?"
On the edge of the lake, the four gods of Liu Guanci came out and roared the eight-clawed demon saint again and again. However, the wounds on the eight claws that were burned by the starlight closed in an instant, but the tentacles attacked Liu Guan Raccoon from all directions, and the cracks on the back of the Xuanwu Phantom became wider and wider, and it was about to be broken by the eight claws.
The people of Jianmei Dao had the intention to rush to help Liu Guanxi, but they were entangled by the three-section stick sword that the White Bone Demon Saint had never seen before. The White Bone Demon Saint removed part of the ribs to form a bone sword, and took one in each of his left and right hands to face the sword Mei Daoren. The Sword Mei Dao people use the sword to control the Dao, and the Dao swordsmanship frequently leaves traces on the body of the White Bone Demon Saint. It's just that the White Bone Demon Saint is already known for his strong body, and the damage that Jian Mei Dao people can do is not high. The three arms dance the sword more than ordinary people, three points weird and tricky, often at an impossible angle to chop and pick thorns, Jian Mei Dao people to deal with it is inevitable to tie their hands and feet, can only seek self-protection first.
Chen Li is just a wasted person, his strength is not proficient, and his Dao skills have been destroyed, and it can be said that he has no chance of winning in the face of Qin Yifeng, who has cultivated a profound Dao weapon. In the case of occupying an overwhelming advantage, Qin Yifeng still treated Chen Li with courtesy, which shows that what he said was not kind words.
Qin Yifeng sincerely wanted to work with Chen Li.
"But, I ...... Forget it, rotten terriers won't play. Thanks to Qin Gongzi, Chen Li is here to thank you! But there is one thing I want to give Qin Gongzi a reminder. ”
"I want to hear about it!"
"One of my favorite things to do is to slap myself in the face!"
Chen Li took out the knife that had scared Qin Lifeng earlier and thrust it into his stomach.
"I had an initiating device implanted in my body and a communicator in my stomach by the way. As soon as I destroy the communicator, the other side will receive a signal. ”
Qin Yifeng put on a stomachache expression, he really couldn't keep up with Chen Li's brain circuit.
"Director Chen, let's not talk about your previous remarks...... Even if you want to send a signal, why don't you just take a communicator with you?
"Men have to be ruthless to themselves, there is no difficulty to create difficulties!" Chen Li opened the placket of his shirt and made a heroic gesture, and the knife inserted in the fat shook with the waves of flesh. Thanks to the return of the yang grass, the wound has been healed by the blade.
"I've got to keep you guys from playing body search, because I don't know you two well. Don't worry, I stuffed the communicator in the appendix, and by the way, I had an operation to cut the appendix! As long as I resisted the fear of going under the knife at first, it didn't hurt so much, and the nerves didn't grow on the intestines, and it wouldn't hurt to play casually. The human body, it's amazing, isn't it?"
Chen Li calmly said the words that made Qin Yifeng's palms cold, and he was also convinced of the fact that he could not shake Chen Li's belief.
This man didn't leave himself a way out from the beginning, so naturally there was no way to back down.
Qin Yifeng could use the Dao technique to speed himself up and cut off Chen Li's limbs before he could react. Or cut the nerves of the cervical spine with a sword, making Chen Li a vegetative person. These were Qin Yifeng's backup plans, but he never made a move.
Because a huge shadow has risen behind Chen Li, an old friend who knows each other well joins the battlefield.
"You've finally summoned me, Chen Li!"