Body 0332 Tiger's mouth
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
The dull impact sound was racing for a while, and the high "chanting sound" lasted for a long time, and the entire hotel seemed to be in vibration mode, which made Xia Buji in the quilt unable to pretend anymore, but when he opened his eyes secretly, the beauty in his arms actually squinted his eyes like a thief.
"Hehe~"
The four eyes suddenly met each other, and the two of them let out an embarrassing laugh at the same time, Zhao Wuyan's pretty face turned red instantly, Xia Buer also subconsciously picked his nose, and slightly let go of his arm and said awkwardly: "Why did you sleep together, the same ...... last night Are you satisfied?"
"Satisfied, satisfied, very good......"
Zhao Wuyan avoided his gaze and nodded repeatedly, it was just polite, but when she secretly glanced at the bed, her pretty face instantly turned a little red, but Xia Buer looked at her watch and said, "It turns out that it's only past nine o'clock in the morning, why don't we sleep for a while, anyway, it's the New Year!"
"Don't sleep, I still have something to do in the morning......"
Zhao Wuyan shook her head weakly, her red lips almost bit her, but Xia Buer's eyes suddenly burned, and she directly pressed her soft kiss with her chest, Zhao Wuyan immediately trembled, hurriedly turned her head and said, "We drank a fake bar last night, my head hurts, it's all broken!"
"It's good to break it, how can I have a chance if you keep filming......"
Xia Buer, the big-tailed wolf, finally showed his true face, and the embarrassed Zhao Wuyan pinched him hard, but when Xia Buer kissed her earlobe, she immediately softened, but she still instinctively struggled and said: "No, what are the two of us like this, I don't want to be your friend!"
"Let's follow our feelings first, and then talk about whether it will work or not......"
Xia Buer held her hands tightly, Zhao Wuyan who could kill seven in and seven out in the tide of corpses, at this time she was helpless like a little white rabbit, and she couldn't exert any strength at all, until Xia Buer suddenly lifted the quilt, she covered her face and shouted angrily: "Turn off the lights, please!"
"Hey, yes, yes, is it your first time......"
Xia Buer suddenly looked at her in shock, the white sheets were stained with patches of red, who knew that this sentence almost made Zhao Wuyan turn her face, she sat up suddenly and said angrily: "What do you mean, I think I'm a drop of blood and it's very casual, I've slept with many men, right, isn't it the first time you can't see it?"
"Don't get excited, I'm just asking casually......"
Xia Buer hurriedly wanted to explain with a white face, don't look at Zhao Wuyan's usual big grin, in fact, her heart is more sensitive than anyone else, but Zhao Wuyan grabbed the sheet again and said sharply: "Open your dog eyes wide and give me a good look, if you are blind, take the sheet for testing, and see if it is my first time!"
"Woo~ That was my first ......"
Suddenly, a woman with a disheveled hair appeared under the bed, and the two of them jumped up from the bed in fright, Zhao Wuyan even slammed on the bedside table and wanted to pull out the gun, but Xia Buer exclaimed: "Wait a minute! She is Zhang Hanrui, my senior sister!"
"Zhang Hanrui, why are you here ......?"
Zhao Wuyan hurriedly hid behind Xia Buer, Xia Buer also hurriedly blocked his lower body with a quilt, but Zhang Hanrui wiped her tears and cried and said: "It was Xia Buer who detained me here, he beat me if I wanted to leave, and he forced me to sleep with him, and finally kicked me out of bed to let me sleep on the ground, woo~"
"What? I slept with you......"
Xia Buer's mouth instantly opened to the maximum, and Zhao Wuyan was also stunned, but Zhang Hanrui pointed to Luohong on the bed and said aggrievedly: "You guys take it for testing, this is really my first time, the two of you don't have a relationship at all, Xia Buer has been spoiling me all night, I am hurting to death!"
"Wouldn't it......?
Zhao Wuyan looked at Xia Buer in disbelief, and then pulled the bath towel on the ground, wrapped it directly around his body and jumped under the bed, but Xia Buer said in disbelief: "I did break the piece last night, but my wine has always been very good, even if I drink the piece, I won't do this kind of thing, unless I ......"
"Unless someone drugged you......"
Zhao Wuyan suddenly shouted angrily, then took the walkie-talkie on his pants, and said angrily while turning it on: "100% it's a good thing that Wang Wu and them did, I didn't drink much alcohol last night, how could I drink a broken piece, and my head still hurts so much after waking up, if they didn't take the drug, I wouldn't be surnamed Zhao!"
Zhao Wuyan roared like murder, and forced the blood droplets to wake Aunt Wu up from the bed, but she didn't need to ask at all, Aunt Wu smiled wickedly on the walkie-talkie: "You don't have to thank me, it's just a gesture, I wish you a happy date!"
"Bastard, get me out of the hotel or I'll kill you......"
Zhao Wuyan roared angrily, but Aunt Wu had already cut off the communication, no matter how she yelled, she didn't answer, but Xia Buer sat in front of Zhang Hanrui, put on a bathrobe for her and looked at her red and swollen cheeks, and asked, "What happened last night, don't lie!"
"How could I lie about such a thing, I'm still a big girl......"
Zhang Hanrui said pitifully with red eyes: "I was here last night for a New Year's Eve party with friends, Wang Lin and Wang Wu brought you in, and drove my friends away, I happened to be in the toilet at the time, I wanted to wait for you to fall asleep and then sneak away, but it turned out ...... As a result, you came in without clothes!"
"My clothes are not taken off by dog girls......
Zhao Wuyan glared at her with shame and anger on her face, but Zhang Hanrui shook her head and said: "Second brother's clothes were taken off by them, your clothes were taken off by a girl, after she went out, Second Brother Bu came in, he threw me on the bed and said that he wanted to kill two birds with one stone, and if I wanted to run, he would beat me, and then he overlord forced the bow and kicked me to the ground to sleep!"
"You'll run ...... such a good thing"
Zhao Wuyan frowned and didn't believe it, but Zhang Hanrui said shyly: "He was so drunk and rude, pulling my hair and asking me to call him Dad, I really freaked him out at the time, and I just talked about a boyfriend, and I haven't even kissed him until now, I really don't want to be sorry for him!Woo~"
"Don't cry, I didn't do it right, I will compensate you well, and the conditions are as you ......"
Xia Buer sighed with some guilt, although Zhang Hanrui was not a good thing, but it was already a crime for him to spoil an eighteen-year-old girl in the flower season, but Zhang Hanrui cried and shouted: "What's the use of you making amends, my first time has been taken away by you, who will dare to ask me in the future!"
"Xia Erga, why don't you just accept her as a junior, this is your own sin......"
Zhao Wuyan hugged her arms and laughed gloatingly, only to see Zhang Hanrui's eyes suddenly light up, and hurriedly lowered her head, and then wiped her tears and said: "I'm an innocent girl, why don't you give me a name, I'd rather not be a nameless junior!"
"You still want fame, you don't want me to marry you......"
Xia Buer instantly had two heads and two big, but Zhang Hanrui shook his head and said: "I don't dare to have this kind of non-centrific thinking, but you must at least announce that I am your aunt's wife, even if it is a little wife, otherwise people still think that I am a young lady, how can I and my mother have a face!"
"Alas~ Dog girl, you can make Lao Tzu miserable......"
Xia Buer looked back at Luo Hong on the bed, Zhang Hanrui must be a big girl who is like a fake, no matter how he counts, he took a big advantage, but he really doesn't like a woman like Zhang Hanrui, she is snobbish and money-worshipping and has a small belly, the most important thing is that her IQ and EQ are very low, and the only advantage is that she is beautiful and has a big buttocks.
"Hmph~ You can't control your crotch yourself and blame others for cheating you, you still have to be shameless......"
Zhao Wuyan hugged his arms with contempt, and there was actually a taste of raising his eyebrows, obviously after discovering that his * pig was not taken away by the big bad wolf, he had a feeling of being a man again, and Xia Buer also sighed resignedly: "That's it! I will tell people that you are my aunt's wife in a few days, are you satisfied?"
"Husband!!"
Zhang Hanrui jumped up from the ground suddenly, and directly pounced on Xia Buer and kissed him hard, but Xia Buer suddenly heard her laugh wildly in her heart: "I'm really a genius, my acting skills are amazing, who will dare to say I'm stupid in the future, it's too cost-effective to change the first lady for the first time!"
"Zhang Hanrui !!"
Xia Buer grabbed Zhang Hanrui's hair suddenly, pointed at the tip of her nose and said angrily: "You really drank the broken pieces, right, you actually dared to lie to me, you deliberately seduced me last night, and you even dared to say that I ruined you, do you want to die?"
"I'm ......"
Zhang Hanrui's pretty face turned white in an instant, and her whole head was suddenly stunned, but when Xia Buer raised her slap, she immediately knelt on the ground and shouted in horror: "Dad! I was wrong, I saw that you took the initiative to seduce you when you were too drunk, but it was really the first time for me, you asked me three times last night!"
"I thought you were Zao Wuyan......"
Xia Buer glared at her embarrassedly, in fact, he still had some fragments of memories last night, but he thought he was entangled with Zhao Wuyan, but Zhao Wuyan laughed and said: "Haha~ God really helps me, my sister really thanks you for helping me block the catastrophe, and my sister will cover you in the future, see what he dares to do to you!"
"Actually, it happened to the two of us, and those bloodstains have your share......"
Xia Buer swore and looked at her, but Zhao Wuyan directly raised two middle fingers at him, and said with a proud face: "How far is it for the old lady, tell me those buddies, if you dare to drug the old lady again, the old lady will definitely turn them into dead eunuchs!"
Zhao Wuyan immediately put on her clothes and opened the door triumphantly without even taking a shower, but when she was about to go out, she turned around and smiled: "Xia Erga! I'm not your brother, and I won't have anything to do with you, if you want to sleep with the old lady, you have to rely on your real skills, playing tricks will only make me doubt your IQ, understand?"
"Really, who the hell are we doing......
Xia Buer patted the water-stained sheets hard, Zhao Wuyan's pretty face instantly turned red, and he glared at him with shame and anger and immediately slipped away, but Zhang Hanrui squatted over pitifully and flattered: "Husband, I know it's wrong, I will serve you well in the future and be the most obedient aunt and wife!"
"You're beautiful! You still want to be an aunt's wife, you're a nanny at best......"
Xia Buer glared at her angrily, threw his key directly on her, fell on the bed and said: "Before I wake up, I must see that my house is clean, I will settle accounts with you if I have a hair, and I will cook the food for me, and if the food is not delicious, you will be asked to go to the street to ask for food!"
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