Chapter 59: Braised Rabbit Again

The changes are too great, not only Xu Hui can't stand it, but I also can't stand it.

You have to go home, lie down in bed@ and think about what the hell is going on.

Although there is a huge gap with the original, I now have hands and feet, I took Xu Hui and soon came to the community where I lived.

When I came to the door of the house, I found that there was a police seal on the door, obviously the police @ Cha had come to investigate, and it is estimated that I had entered the police file as a person who was bitten to death by a dog.

"Master, you...... Do you have a key?" Xu Hui looked at the door with a strange expression.

I was naked, but Xu Hui bought the clothes for me, and there was a key hidden somewhere.

"Put the mat out of the doorway. "Since I'm planning to come back, I'm naturally prepared.

Xu Hui lifted the mat, and sure enough, there was a door key underneath, picked it up and opened the @room door, and the two walked in together.

My room was even more messy than it was two days ago, all the tables, chairs and benches had been moved, the kitchen and living room were overturned, and the mattress had been lifted.

Apparently, someone has been here before, and my room has been carpet searched.

Despite the chaos, this is my home, a place of refuge for the soul, and I immediately jumped on @ bed and lay down, spread my hands and feet, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Squeak!" Suddenly, there was a cry from under the bed, and a big gray rabbit jumped out with half a carrot in its mouth, looking at Xu Hui and me curiously.

"What a fat rabbit, at least twenty pounds, right?" Xu Hui's eyes lit up, and she reached out to grab the rabbit's ears.

The big gray rabbit jumped up, jumped behind half of the sofa, glared at Xu Hui, and squeaked.

I said mischievously, "Do you want to eat it, buy a radish at noon today, buy another bottle of wine, and braise it." ”

"Squeak!" the big gray rabbit immediately retreated to the corner, straightened up, and squeaked and squeaked at me.

I laughed and said, "Come out, Master Rabbit, Xu Hui is my savior." She once saw that I only had one head left, and she wouldn't be scared by your big rabbit. ”

The rabbit ran to the bedside, stared at me for a long time, and finally had a happy light in his eyes, and jumped into the bathroom.

Two seconds later, Master Rabbit came out of the bathroom, and he had already turned into an elderly man dressed in gray clothes with a childish face.

Master Rabbit nervously grabbed my hand and asked, "Master, what happened?" Last night, the police @ Cha came, and your two colleagues also came, and they cried and cried, saying that you were dead, or were you eaten by dogs?"

"I'm not dead, but it's more terrible than death......" I told the story of a few big dogs attacking me, and introduced Xu Hui to Master Rabbit, then spread my hands and said, "Now, I have become this ghost." Look at the person who is a person, but it is only a head and a left leg, and there are no parts. ”

"Ha Lord!" Master Rabbit raised his eyebrows and said hatefully: "I didn't expect his revenge to come so quickly! It seems that I still overestimated him, thinking that he could endure it for at least seven or eight days." Unexpectedly, I couldn't hold back for two days!"

I raised my hand and pointed at Xu Hui and said, "Thanks to her, I should have hidden it in the freezer now." In that case, I guess I'll never have a chance to survive again. ”

According to legend, the body of the undead demon king was once ground into powder, fried with several tons of sand for three days and three nights, and then the mixture was divided into seventy-seven and forty-nine parts, which were placed in 49 places, at least 100 kilometers apart from each other. However, in less than 30 years, the Immortal Demon King was reborn again. ”

I fought a cold war, which is more terrible than crushing bones and ashes, no wonder Xu Zhixin was tired of being alive and bent on death!

"It's not that exaggerated, is it?" I sat up from the head of the bed.

"Is this still an exaggeration?" Lord Rabbit smiled: "There is something even more powerful, it is said that in the Yuan Dynasty, the undead demon king offended the emperor and was put in a large sauce jar and drowned as pickles for more than 50 years, but as soon as the Yuan Dynasty perished, the undead demon king was reborn again." And ......"

"Don't say it again!", now I finally understand Xu Zhixin's feelings.

I guess it won't be long before I'll be like him, thinking only about death, right?

I asked, "So what do I do now?"

"Of course, it's to get back the lost pieces of your body. Didn't the master notice that your body is not the same as before?"

"It's definitely not different, this little arm and leg, some people still treat me as a woman!" I was annoyed and said: "It doesn't matter if you can find other things, the key is that my second child must be found back, and I don't want to become a woman." ”

"I don't want Master to become a Master. The rabbit looked at me, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and said, "But the problem is that they are very cunning, how do we find them?" Also, if they digest your body and pull it in the toilet, how do you collect it?"

"No way, my body has been automatically defended, condensed into a mass, they can't pull it out, they can't spit it out, unless it's an operation. And, I know where my body is right now. I said, "My torso, and the largest piece of my body, is hidden in the cold room of the Criminal Police Corps of the Public Security Bureau. My left arm and part of my torso and internal organs, currently in the vicinity of Higashikinso. My right arm and part of the visceral torso are a little farther away, currently in the heavenly sea. ”

"Can you locate the remnants of your body? Sure enough, the Immortal Demon King!" Lord Rabbit lowered his head and pondered, and said: "The criminal police team and Dongjinzhuang are about three kilometers apart, so let's go over first, and if we encounter whichever one we meet, we will do it first." ”

I nodded and said, "That's all, I fucking want to grow up, I don't want to be a child, let alone a girl." ”

I was talking to Master Rabbit, and Xu Hui next to me pricked up his ears to listen, and suddenly said, "Two masters, take me?"

I shook my head and said, "Xu Hui, thank you for your help in the past few hours, but you are just an ordinary person, so don't follow us to act." But what I promised you, I will do. ”

"Give me 1 million. Xu Hui's eyes lit up and he looked at me with a blank look.

I smiled bitterly: "Don't say 1 million, it's 100 yuan, and I don't have it now." Allow me for a while, three months, as soon as a month, and I will give it to you. ”

"That's not going to work. Xuhui suddenly ran over and grabbed my arm and said, "I am your creditor now, I will go wherever you go." Otherwise, if you run away, who will I ask for the account?"

I could only smile bitterly and say, "What we have to do is really dangerous, either a big dog that eats people, or a big fish that eats people." I'm able to move around on my own now, so don't go on any adventures. ”

"No!" Xu Hui grabbed tighter.

But Master Rabbit circled around Xu Hui, raised his left hand and touched his mustache, and said, "Take her, maybe it's a little useful." ”

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