Chapter 136: Tricked by Three Women
"Team Leader Niu, don't scare me with big words. Class A accidents require more than five human deaths to have a major public opinion impact. Are we hurting people? With the help of amnestics, how many people can remember this event, how many images can be transmitted to the Internet, and how many of them can be disseminated in large quantities under the surveillance of our network?"
Miao Qianqian looked like she was fine, she found a seat when she came in, and sat down with Erlang's legs crossed.
This is a specially modified minibus, with only a few seats in the front, and all the seats in the back are removed, presumably prepared for the capture of large goblins.
I ran for thousands of meters just now, and I felt that my body seemed to be changing, so I found a chair as soon as I came up, curled up in it, and said nervously: "Qianqian, don't worry about quarreling first, get me a set of clothes immediately!"
"What are you anxious about, this hair is quite powerful!" Miao Qianqian crossed Erlang's legs, looking indifferent.
Suddenly, a tuft of hair on my back was lifted, and Hu Yifei got out and said, "Master, this is clothes!"
After speaking, the little mouth coughed a few times, and spit out several clothes, shoes and hats in a row.
Loose pants, loose T-shirt, a black hat, a red and black coat, and a pair of gray hiking boots.
"You brought your clothes, why didn't you take them out just now?" I immediately became angry and asked Hu Yifei.
Not to mention anything else, this big pants is sewn with a particularly elastic material, and when it shrinks, it is no different from ordinary big pants, but if it is fully stretched, the waist circumference reaches at least two meters, and each pair of pants has more than one meter, which can not only fit a big bear, but also make my body a little bigger, no problem.
I obviously have the right clothes, but I just watched me make a fool of myself and didn't take it out, which is too much.
"Master, you didn't ask for it just now!" Hu Yifei blinked and deftly hid behind Miao Qianqian.
In front of outsiders, Hu Yifei called me master, and there was a consensus on this point.
Because if I call my grandfather, it is easy to make people suspicious, and my true age will be exposed.
"I didn't ask for it, won't you give it? Can't you bear to watch me make a fool of myself?" I was so angry that I wanted to slap Hu Yifei down.
Miao Qianqian raised her hand to block between me and Hu Yifei, and said, "I didn't let Yifei give it to you." Sister Hongying said, your first time going out, many things need to be tried. Although Yifei has a lot of necessities, I won't provide them to you unless you or I take the initiative to ask for them. ”
I was stunned for a moment and asked, "Didn't you leave that day, why didn't I hear you and Hongying talk about this?"
Miao Qianqian blinked and said, "We won't contact each other by phone?" Now that technology is so advanced, and I am Sister Hongying's only sister, isn't it normal for us to communicate on the phone?"
"You guys talking on the phone?" I was speechless.
I was smoked by stinking farts for five or six days at Firefox Villa, and during that time, I had time to make phone calls or come in person.
"When they called, I was listening to it too!" Hu Yifei suddenly poked his head out from behind Miao Qianqian and said, "When the housewife explains, when you two are here, I must hold her first when I carry out the order, and then the master." ”
Wouldn't it, my bodyguard have to listen to someone else?
I was so angry that I jumped up and got dressed and yelled, "What, you three put on fire and make me alone, right?"
My movement was too big, and the cow leader next to me pushed me away and shouted: "Go to the back and squat with those three stupid pigs, this is the area where the manager sits, what are you yelling about?"
I was angry, turned around and roared, "Get out of here!"
At this moment, I am still a bear, my voice is thick, and with the blessing of anger, I am like a tweeter.
"Kala!" shattered a glass door in the car.
"Moo!" An old cow's roar, the cow leader instantly turned into a big black bull, glared at the big eyes and shouted angrily: "Bold, dare to attack the law enforcer, lie on the ground immediately, otherwise coercive measures will be taken against you!"
The characteristics of the bear on my body had begun to fade, but when I was stimulated by the head of the bull group, it became obvious again, and I raised a huge bear paw high and was about to slap it.
The three pigs behind him screamed in fright and squeezed desperately into the back of the carriage.
But Miao Qianqian jumped up excitedly: "Beat him, you two have a good fight, as long as there is no death." This old cow has always bullied me before, you have to avenge me!"
Do you avenge you? What kind of enmity is there between you, I think you just want the world to be in chaos.
Today, you've finally pulled back a game, and with my help, you want to establish yourself in the Monster Authority in one fell swoop.
I won't let you get what you want!
Facing the captain of the bull team who was waiting for him, and the two sharp horns on his head, I slowly lowered my arms and walked to the back of the minibus.
I was going to lie on the ground like a bear, but because I suddenly lost my anger in my heart, my body quickly turned into a human form, and I had to crouch on the ground.
"You...... Why are you so cowardly, you hit him!" Miao Qianqian was so anxious that she stomped her feet.
I just glanced up at her, didn't say a word, and leaned lower.
On the contrary, it was the old cow who breathed a sigh of relief, after all, he was facing a bear just now, and he was not sure of winning if he really fought.
Team Leader Niu gradually turned into a human form, his tone was much more pleasant, and asked, "Are you a bear demon, a human bear, or a bear man?"
I was stunned, what the hell are man-bears and bear-people?
Miao Qianqian took the first step and said: "Look at your eyes, he is an awakened person, can he be a bear demon? It's just that his ancestors used to have a relationship with bears, and now he is a personal bear at best." ”
"Man Bear, Awakened?" Team Leader Niu stomped his feet with a look of disdain on his face, as if he was very remorseful.
He is an authentic bull demon, but he was bluffed by me, a half-hung awakened person, and felt very shameless.
Seeing that Team Leader Niu had stopped, Miao Qianqian said: "Team Leader Niu, let me introduce, his name is Jiang Xiaobai, and he was discovered when I went to Tianhai last time." I'm going to bring it to Baozhou to register, and by the way, join the action group as my assistant, what do you think?"
Team Leader Niu raised his eyes and said, "Bai Xiaojiang, didn't you say that he was a dog demon last time?"
"Dog bear, dog bear, one moment a dog, another moment a bear, can't you?" Miao Qianqian smiled, but the reason was a little strong.
"An Awakened One, I think he's only suitable for a cage exhibition!"
"That's because you don't know how powerful he is, I guess you will inevitably ask him to do things in the future!"
"I beg him, dreaming?"
"Then we'll see!"
The two of them began to talk again, but fortunately, the minibus had already arrived at the zoo and stopped in front of a two-story building.