"This dish is called Honey Love!"

"This is called a full moon!"

"This is a forever tie. ”

"And this, a hundred years together. ”

Qiao Yazhen introduced her proud work one by one, and her face was wrinkled with laughter.

The daughter finally got married, married to the boy she watched grow up.

What a pleasure!

Ye Mujun had nothing to love in his heart, but he had to make a very shy appearance, and he stepped on Xu Bai's feet under the table.

"Suffer death!

"Aunt Zhen, then this is an early born son, right?" Xu Bai looked calm, as if nothing had happened, pointing to the red dates, peanuts, longan, and lotus seed soup in front of him and Ye Mujun.

Qiao Yazhen glared at Xu Bai in displeasure: "What do you call me?"

Xu Bai smiled and scratched his head shyly: "Mom." ”

"Huh!"

Qiao Yazhen answered, her face was about to cramp with laughter, which showed that she was really happy.

Overjoyed, Qiao Yazhen took out two thin red envelopes from her pocket.

"One person, don't be too little, after all, it's just a certificate, and you haven't had a wedding yet, and when you have a wedding, I'll give you a big one." ”

"Thank you, Mom. Ye Mujun smiled reluctantly, and his feet worked harder.

Xu Bai was cheeky and opened it, and it was not money, but a bank card and a piece of paper.

Juanxiu's handwriting was written on the piece of paper: "There are 300,000 in the card, the password is Xiaojun's birthday, I only gave 100,000 yuan to her red envelope, don't tell her!"

"Hahahaha......! Ahem, mother-in-law is so cute!" Xu Bai laughed wildly in his heart.

Without waiting for Ye Mujun to take a sneak look, Xu Bai immediately put the red envelope close to his body, and smiled: "Mom, thank you." ”

"Eh, Xiaobai is so good!" Qiao Yazhen looked like she had eaten an elixir, her face was ruddy and refreshed.

"Quick, drink the soup, it won't taste good when it's cold. Qiao Yazhen urged.

Xu Bai and Ye Mujun picked up the spoon at the same time and took a sip.

It tastes great!

Big mouth, big mouth.

Qiao Yazhen's heart was full of happiness, holding her face with one hand, and said: "The most regrettable thing in my life is that I failed to give birth to a son to the Ye family, when Yufang gave birth to you, I was so jealous, I was chubby and chubby, and I was well-behaved since I was a child." ”

"When you can walk, Yufang will lead you to walk and show off to me every day. ”

"Xiaojun is sensible early, he doesn't like to be coquettish at all, he is naughty, he cries his classmates, he was sent abroad early, Yufang still takes you to dangle in front of me every day, which is even more greedy for me...... At that time, I teased you with buns, let you call my mother, and I will give you buns to eat, hey, you fat boy is smart, don't scream to death, secretly take one and run away......"

"Now, listen to you call Mom, my wish over the years has finally come true, I'll just say, why can't I have a daughter who can't trap the fat boy of Yufang's family?"

Xu Bai is embarrassed.

Ye Mujun's hatred.

What happened to your daughter? How many men have your daughter made so ashamed that she almost killed herself?

How many arrogant men are like quails in front of your daughter!

Then Ye Mujun pressed the table with one hand, stepped on the high heels of Xu Bai's feet, and worked harder and harder!

"I added deer antler powder to the little white bowl, make persistent efforts tonight, come on! Xiaojun, you have to work hard, have more children! I like both grandchildren and granddaughters, one or two is definitely not enough, our family is rich and can afford to raise it, if you can give birth to a basketball team, you will have a basketball team, and the football team is better." ”

"Poof!"

Ye Mujun almost sprayed rice.

Xu Bai was also in pain, he wanted to laugh, but he had to endure it, otherwise Ye Mujun would immediately go to the kitchen and come out with a knife to cut people.

But I can't help it, my stomach is about to explode, I really want to laugh!

You have to hold on, hold on!

Ye Mujun's face was so red that he was dripping blood, and he was angry.

Xu Bai's face was like a pig's liver, holding back a smile.

In Qiao Yazhen's opinion, the young couple is shy.

"Okay, okay, mom won't talk about it, eat and eat. ”

Xu Bai endured it for a long time, finally relieved himself, exhaled a breath, and said to Ye Mujun: "Mujun, our mother's wish must be fulfilled, but it is too painful to be born again and again, it is better to conceive an eleven tuplets and get it all at once." ”

Ye Mujun was distorted because of the force under his feet.

This bastard, beating around the bush and scolding me for being a pig?

If I don't take revenge, I won't be Ye Mujun!

Step! Kick on it! Let him be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life!

Didi ......

Xu Bai's mobile phone on the coffee table rang.

"Mom, you eat first, I'll answer the phone. Xu Bai got up and walked to the coffee table to pick up the phone, pressed the answer button at the same time, and walked towards the room: "Hey, I'll eat." ”

"He ......"

Ye Mujun was stunned.

"Xiaojun, what's wrong? Ouch, look at you slimy, you can't bear to answer the phone? Show affection in front of your mother and sprinkle dog food?" Qiao Yazhen quipped.

Ye Mujun lowered his head in a daze, looking at the leather shoes he stepped on extremely hard.

"When did this bastard take off his shoes? I stepped on it like a fool for a long time!"

Ye Mujun wanted to cry.

"Eat quickly, eat quickly, which photographer took your marriage certificate? The technology is so poor, I didn't even take a smile, and I was embarrassed to take pictures of people......

Ye Mujun didn't want to be image at all, gobbling it up, and the wind was whirling.

The first is to turn grief and anger into appetite, and the other is to finish the dishes on the table, so that Xu Bai has no to eat.

Look, when my daughter wants to take revenge, it's so crazy.

……

"Invite me to dinner?"

In the room, Xu Bai crossed Erlang's legs, and the black socks exuded an extremely sour smell.

"You Liu Sanxiao has already been famous, you actually invited me to dinner?"

"Chongcheng is a good place, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the people are also beautiful, looking for a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, inviting three or five friends, and having a drink, isn't it beautiful? Liu San said with a smile on the phone.

Xu Bai nodded: "Okay, for the sake of you inviting me to dinner so sincerely, then I'll take a trip, which can be regarded as repaying your favor for helping me with the needle." ”

Liu San smiled: "......"

Xu Heizi, please explode on the spot!

Changing into casual clothes and wearing brand new sneakers, Xu Bai walked out of the door.

In the eyes, Ye Mujun ate with a greasy mouth, not to mention, the small mouth looked a little tempting.

"Silly Nizi, eat slowly! Xiaobai doesn't have anything to eat!" Qiao Yazhen said distressedly, Ye Mujun turned his grief and anger into appetite even more, took a big bite of it, and showed a provocative look at Xu Bai.

Xu Bai smiled, as if he was looking at a grumpy little kid, and said to Qiao Yazhen: "Mom, let Mujun eat more, eat fat to have a baby, I have something to do." ”

"Where are you going?" asked Qiao Yazhen.

"Climb the tall building, friends, please eat the Tianshui feast!" Xu Bai opened the door and walked out.

The restaurant was quiet.

Mother and daughter, you look at me, I look at you, wink.

"Xu!Bai!" Ye Mujun's whole body was trembling.

Revenge failed!

Qiao Yazhen made up the knife: "It's normal for men to go out to socialize, it's normal not to take you, come, eat more, you are indeed too thin, eat fat to give birth to a big fat boy......"