Chapter 70: Running Wildly with Your Head Carried on Your Head

The man was paralyzed on the ground, and when he saw the woman in red coming over, he was so frightened that he ran forward, and shouted in his mouth: "Don't kill me, I haven't seen anything, I haven't heard anything, and I won't tell anyone!"

"How can you do it if you don't see it or hear it, you must have seen it, you must see it, and you have to tell everyone!" The woman in red frowned, instantly blocked in front of that person, and said with a smile: "This is the prosperous age of the ages, this is the fourth time I have married him, you can be a witness, it is a blessing that you cultivated in your previous life!"

"Don't hurt me!" the man almost went crazy with fright, crouched on the ground and cried.

More than ten meters away, I was lying in the grass, feeling the pain in my neck, and I almost wanted to cry without tears.

My head was cut off and poked in my chest, but I wasn't dead, I could feel everything clearly, I could even see everything.

Could this be the daily life of the Immortal Demon King, no wonder he wants to die and is about to go crazy.

Now I'm going crazy.

Think of how he was once ground into powder, once fried for three days and three nights, once dried in the desert, how I longed for it, I am dead now.

At the very least, you don't have to endure so much terrible pain!

Xu Zhixin, you hurt me!

Lao Tzu is receiving your special functions, not your wife!

In the corner of his eye, he can still see the woman in red, who is indeed a beautiful woman with a graceful figure, elegant temperament, and handsome appearance.

But that is Xu Zhixin's wife, not my wife, and a real old wife.

She and Xu Zhixin have been married three times, at least a few hundred years old, and one of their sons would be more than two hundred years old if they were alive.

I'm only in my twenties, and I actually want to be with an old woman who is hundreds of years old, this is not old bacon looking for small fresh meat, it is simply a piece of old bacon that has been drowned for hundreds of years and a piece of fresh meat buds for comparison, absolutely not.

No, I'm going to leave him, the farther away the better!

Thinking to myself, I sat up all at once, and my head rolled down my chest to my thigh.

The head was broken, but it seemed like I could still control my body to run.

There was no chance to let the head grow back again, and when I saw that the woman in red was pestering the young man, I immediately stood up, carried my head in my left hand, and began to run down the road.

I inherited Xu Zhixin's special ability, and my running ability is admired even by the rabbit master, so I run fast and light.

The head is carried in the right hand, and you can also observe the direction.

It's a scary combination, but luckily it's late at night and the streets are sparsely populated, otherwise it would have caused a huge panic.

After running fifty or sixty meters down the street, I got headlong into the small alley, and then continued to run around the bush for at least half an hour.

I think the woman in red must not have followed, so I breathed a sigh of relief.

As soon as I looked up, I couldn't help but be stunned, I had come to the community where I lived.

It's already more than four o'clock in the morning, and the sky has some signs of brightening, and it won't be long before the old men and old ladies in the community will go out one after another, walking the dog, walking themselves, walking themselves, and buying vegetables.

No, you have to go home before dawn and press your head again at home.

Thinking of this, I immediately carried my head and crept up to the third floor to the door of the hut where I lived.

Suddenly, I realized that I had overlooked a serious problem, I didn't have the keys with me!

When I went out yesterday, the key was handed over to the rabbit for safekeeping, and now that I'm back, the rabbit and Xu Hui are still outside, and they can't open the door, so let me jump out of the window with my head.

Subconsciously, I flipped through the mat at the door, only to find that the key was lying quietly underneath.

Strange, is the rabbit back?

Or did I remember misremembering and put the keys underneath when I went out?

I couldn't think about it so much, so I immediately took the key and opened the door.

The lights are on, the room has been cleaned, the sofa has been put back together, the broken tea has been cleaned to the corner, there are dishes and chopsticks on the table, it seems that someone has eaten here and actually drunk.

Strange, I'm a dead man, who would run into the mansion to eat and drink?

I shook my head and immediately walked to the head of the bed.

It doesn't matter who has been here, my priority now is to press my head first!

"Demon, look at the sword!" was less than a meter away from the bed, but suddenly a woman's cry came from under the bed, and a sharp sword suddenly appeared, slashing at my legs like lightning.

At the same time, there was a shout from behind me: "Xu Hui, this is the master!"

Immediately, I felt a kick that made me soar into the air, dodging the sword slash with both legs, but not my left.

"Click!" my left foot separated from my body.

"Ahh

I already know that it is Xu Hui who is hiding under the bed, and behind me is Master Rabbit.

The two of them did come back, and they had dinner, when they suddenly heard someone open the door, thinking that it was someone else or other demon clans, and they were all hiding, and saw that I was holding my head and couldn't distinguish it for a while, so I swung my sword and attacked.

Unfortunately, my head has just been cut off, and one foot has been separated from my body.

Laughing and crying, I put my head beside me and reached for my left foot.

"Oh, master, it's really you!" Xu Hui got out from under the bed and said nervously: "It's the rabbit master who said that the person who came at this time, if it's not a master, it must be a demon clan, let me do whatever it takes, kill it immediately!"

"How can you blame me, I let you see clearly before you make a move, why don't you see clearly?" The rabbit master hurriedly ran over, picked up my head, pressed it to his neck, and said: "It's okay, it's okay, the master is an undead demon king, and you can pick it up if your head falls off, let alone one foot!"

"Yes, yes, yes, the master's miraculous skills are world-famous, and just one foot can grow in minutes!" Xu Hui also hurriedly picked up my left foot and began to press it on the ankle.

"It's the other way around, it's the other way around!" I couldn't help but laugh.

"Oops, mistake, mistake!" Seeing that the rabbit was really relieved, he quickly pulled my head off again, turned it one hundred and eighty degrees, and pressed it on my neck again.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't see clearly!" Xu Hui also panicked, and with a click, she broke off my left foot and prepared to reinstall it.

"You...... You guys!" I already wanted to cry without tears at this moment, and shouted: "The head is reversed, but the feet are not reversed, what are you doing with me?"

"Ah, isn't your left foot safe? Hey, really, then change it back!"

With a "click", my left foot separated from my body for the fourth time!