041 Foolishness and wisdom
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"Tang Tang, he's really different!" He Jiani argued vigorously. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"What difference can it be?" Fang Yuhua said with his slender fingers holding He Jiani's round chin, "If I try my best to seduce him, do you think he will abandon you?"
"He won't ......"
"Of course he won't!" Fang Yuhua glared, "It's all to blame for the damn Marriage Law, which stinky man doesn't have Long Wangshu's beating sex!"
"But ......"
"No, but, when he wakes up, I will let him know how good I am!" Fang Yuhua said arrogantly.
"Don't mess around, Tang Tang and his parents ......"
"Don't worry, even if he is self-conscious by my lesson, for your sake, his parents and I will still entertain him well, feel at home, this is always okay, right?"
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At noon, a few minutes after twelve o'clock, Yang Tang and his entourage got up and ate a sumptuous lunch entertained by Fang Yuhua, which can be regarded as making up for the breakfast that they didn't eat.
After that, Fang Yuhua called two young people, a man and a woman, and told them to drive Yang's father and Yang's mother to some scenic spots in the city in the afternoon.
"What about Xiaohong, don't you go shopping together?" Mother Yang was not very suitable for Fang Yuhua's arrangement.
Fang Yuhua seemed to be a little disgusted by Yang Ma's questioning, a trace of unhappiness flashed in the depths of her beautiful eyes, and she was about to make up an excuse to prevaricate her, but Yang Tang took the first step and said: "Mom, you also know what I came to Shenhai for, so in the last day or two, I have to run outside a little more to beat the software price, and then I can take a long line and catch big fish for ten days!"
Mother Yang used to do book sales for a while, but she knew a lot of bargaining, and when she heard Yang Tang say this, she couldn't help but sigh and said, "Okay, then you can try more!"
Yang Jixue didn't say a word, but he was looking forward to Yang Tang hitting the south wall, so that he could learn some lessons and get rid of the impetuousness in his character.
After finally making arrangements, Yang Tang took his old notebook, followed He Jiani and Fang Yuhua into the empty elevator, and went straight to the basement parking lot.
"Jiani, help me get it. Yang Tang handed the notebook to He Jiani.
Pretending to glance at Fang Yuhua inadvertently, He Jiani hesitated slightly, and finally took the notebook.
But the moment she took over the notebook, Fang He's second daughter only felt a flower in front of her, and Yang Tang's left hand had already clamped Fang Yuhua's jade neck.
"Bang!!"
Fang Yuhua only felt a strong attack, and she smashed on the wall of the elevator without resistance, and then Yang Tang's hideous face was so close that she could even smell it.
It was a slightly rotten mixed smell of the noon meal, and Fang Yuhua felt a little sick to his stomach after sniffing it, and even forgot to use anti-wolf techniques such as "knee top immortal peach" for a while.
He Jiani was also shocked by Yang Tang's sudden outburst, and froze there for a while, not knowing who to help.
"Fang Yuhua, right, because you are Jiani's friend, so I gave you enough face, you are arrogant, you look down on a little red guy like me, you don't take me in your eyes at all, these are nothing!" Yang Tang stared at Fang Yuhua with slightly disdainful eyes and more contempt, "But you shouldn't be arrogant in front of my mother, putting on a high-minded queen style, boom!" When the words fell, his right fist had already smashed into Fang Yuhua's ear, and a muffled sound seemed to be pounding on the heart.
"Ding......
The elevator door opened, Yang Tang instantly let go of Fang Yuhua, pulled the notebook from He Jiani's hand, and walked outside as if nothing happened.
"Ahem, ahem!" Fang Yuhua, who felt that he was breathing smoothly again, straightened his clothes, and his beautiful eyes were full of cruelty, "Jiani, you have also seen it, this man is really rude, since he dares to take the initiative to provoke me, then don't blame it...... Huh, what are you doing?" Surprised, she looked in the direction of He Jiani's dull eyes, and was stunned to see a fist mark about half an inch deep remaining on the wall of the elevator compartment.
At this time, He Jiani said quietly: "I think, don't go to the martial arts gym, in case he hurts you......"
"Hmph!" Recalling the picture of Yang Tang's sudden attack just now that was so fast that she almost suffocated, Fang Yuhua had ten thousand reasons to be unhappy, but she had to admit that He Jiani's judgment was right, just by crushing speed and strength, it was impossible for her to take advantage of Yang Tang in martial arts, and if she insisted on competing, it would be tantamount to humiliating herself, "Then go directly to the shooting range!" While speaking, the person had already stepped out of the elevator.
"What shooting range?!" This time it was He Jiani's turn to follow behind, stunned.
"Ho-ho-ho...... Nini little girl, I haven't practiced archery recently, don't you know if I change to shooting?" Fang Yuhua said proudly, "Don't tell me Yang Tang that he can't shoot......"
"He, he really won't!" He Jiani shouted, "But if he plays with bows and arrows, he will definitely blow up your Yuhua!"
"Hmph, do you think I'm going to believe your nonsense, Nini?"
"It's true, for this reason, I even sent his special black bow to Shenhai, and it was left in your car!"
"I'm sorry, I haven't touched a bow for half a year, so I'm not going to lose the archery......?"
He Jiani understood what Fang Yuhua meant, and said a little angrily: "So you're planning to bully the new hand?"
Fang Yuhua paused when she heard this, turned around suddenly, raised her chin slightly, looked down at He Jiani, who was slightly shorter than her, and said lightly: "This is the price he paid for begging me for help!" After speaking, he continued to walk towards the parking place.
Yang Tang had already waited next to Fang Yuhua's Kirin off-road vehicle, and saw the two women coming one after the other, Fang Yuhua was actually a little taller than He Jiani, who was 170 years tall, but her figure was not as concave and convex as He Jiani, but in all fairness, Fang Yuhua's figure was more in line with the graceful temperament of Jiangnan women.
Of course, this is just an inference from the appearance, in terms of temper, in Yang Tang's opinion, He Jiani is a hundred times better than Fang Yuhua.
Sure enough, Fang Yuhua walked to the Qilin off-road and pulled the car door, and greeted Yang Tang: "What were your dog's eyes looking at just now?"
Yang Tang didn't make a sound, he directly opened the car door and sat in, and after Fang Yuhua lit the fire, he suddenly said: "Drive!"
The unicorn cross-country rushed out, and Fang Yuhua turned his head and replied to him: "I still use you to teach?"
"Are you talking to me?" Yang Tang asked, pointing to his nose.
Fang Yuhua replied smoothly: "I'm not talking to you, am I talking to a dog?"
"Ha, you're really right, I'm talking to a who can drive, it seems that my beast language has improved a lot recently!"
Hearing this, Fang Yuhua almost blew up his lungs, and was about to turn his head and yell at Yang Tang, who was in the back row, "You are the dog", but he didn't think that Yang Tang would preemptively say again: "Dog eyes look at the road!"
This time, Fang Yuhua was so angry that he was about to ride a rocket into the sky. He Jiani couldn't help but shout: "Tang Tang!"
"Ok, don't say it!" Yang Tang gestured to surrender.
And Fang Yuhua's anger also disappeared in an instant, and he seemed to have returned to the attitude of rejecting people thousands of miles away when they first met.
Seeing this, He Jiani secretly screamed badly and quietly sent a text message to Yang Tang's mobile phone.
Yang Tang opened the text message and saw that it said: "She's really angry, you can ask for more blessings!"
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When he arrived at the shooting club, Fang Yuhua only lit up an unknown purple card and brought He Jiani and Yang Tang, two guys who didn't have membership cards, in.
After entering the lobby, Yang Tang had a feeling that Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden, but He Jiani's face became more and more solemn, and she couldn't help but pull him.
At this time, a waiter took the initiative to meet him and asked, "What do you need for the three of you?"
"I want six guns!" Fang Yuhua coldly ordered, "two short guns, two semi-automatic, and two even snipers." ”
The waiter was frozen by Fang Yuhua's attitude of freezing the scum, and Mu Ne said: "There are not so many styles of air guns......
"Naturally, I want a real gun!" Fang Yuhua once again showed off her purple card with gold trim.
The waiter glanced at the purple card very carefully, remembering the card number on it: "Yes, I'm going to inform the barrel to prepare!" and trotted away.
Fang Yuhua turned around and came to Yang Tang, looked directly into his eyes as if no one was around, and said: "Yang Tang, the purpose of your coming to Shenhai Nini has already told me, I will give you a chance, either you kneel down and apologize to me, or you can win me with a gun, otherwise no matter how well your software is written, I Yuhua swears, north to Yujing, south to Hong Kong and Macao, you want to sell your software in this coastal area!"
Yang Tang couldn't cry or laugh when he heard this, he didn't expect that Fang Yuhua, who looked cold, was actually such a straightforward character, "Either kneel down to apologize or compare guns", it seems to be a difficult problem, but the conditions are clear, this is too brainless, right?
According to the temperament of "uncle" Yang Tang, if he was Fang Yuhua, and he really had such a big resource as "north to Yujing, south to Hong Kong and Macao", he would have quietly dug a big pit and buried people so that only their heads were exposed.
Countless tricky thoughts flashed in his mind, and Yang Tang finally couldn't hold back his laughter, and sighed heavily: "There's no way, there are too many people here, I really can't pull my face down to kneel, so I have to try to compete with you." ”
"Tang Tang!" He Jiani suddenly cried out in worry.
"Hmph, it's kind of kind!" Fang Yuhua said coldly, "If you had chosen to kneel just now, I would have had someone drag you out to feed the dog." ”
Yang Tang frowned when he heard this, and he had a bad impression of Fang Yuhua in his heart, and couldn't help but sneer: "Fang Yuhua, you are a dog when you open and close your mouth, are you close relatives?"
Fang Yuhua was so angry that his eyebrows were raised, but before he could fight back, a man in a suit jumped out among the lively guys watching the excitement next to him and said, "Presumptuous, what do you think you are?
"Smack!"
As soon as the man in the suit finished speaking, he was slapped in the face by Fang Yuhua, he was a little inexplicable, and was about to explain, "Knock", but he was slapped by Fang Yuhua in the crotch.
The men present, including Yang Tang, couldn't help but squint sideways, hurting for the men in suits.
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