125 Monkey Fighting Incident
"Am I a good deceit?" asked Red Fury, looking at the delighted Demon King, "Do you think a dragon is easy to deceive?" ”
Red Fury retracted his head from the hole, and a rope hung down from it. The rope is very thoughtfully tied with knots to facilitate climbing.
The Demon King looked helplessly at the rope hanging in front of him, and the great Hell King actually wanted to climb out in this way. The Demon King reached out and tested the firmness of the rope, and then had to "squeak" and climb up. Finally crawling to the mouth of the hole, the demon king poked his head out and looked out. He found himself in an auditorium, where the hole was located right on the back of the auditorium. And beside the hole, sat Red Fury.
However, at this time, the red dragon was not in the form of a giant dragon at the time of the performance, it had a huge dragon head on its head, and its lower body was a short humanoid. Red Fury's two short dragon claws crossed over his chest, looking down the audience in a serious manner.
The Demon King struggled to crawl out of the hole and sat beside Red Fury, and he looked around and was startled. It is a huge triangular grandstand with 100 floors of spectator seats on each side of the stand. These auditoriums are densely packed with strange-shaped guys. For example, a skinny horse without a head, a gray cat with two wings, a big-ass giant with three hands, a noblewoman cow dressed beautifully, a she-goat gnawing on a chicken leg, a bare-haired crow dozing, and even a door panel with a long face, a dancing cutlery, and a gravel floating on the seat...... , in short, everything you need. These strange things challenge the limits of imagination - there is nothing that cannot be seen, only the unexpected.
The Demon King and Red Fury sat in the topmost seats on one side of the triangular stand. Beside them sat a green monkey with two front paws in its mouth, and a black bear wielding a hammer to smash its own head.
Since he was sitting on the top floor of the stands, the Demon King couldn't see what was at the bottom. The surrounding environment is very noisy, and the audience is talking to each other, and the "buzzing" is all loud.
"How's it going?" the Demon King patted Red Fury sitting next to him, "What the hell are you looking at?"
"Won't you see for yourself?" "The red angry dragon eye turned to glance at the Demon King, "I haven't been here for long. ”
The demon king was not reconciled, so he asked the green monkey sitting on the other side of him. The monkey glared at the Demon King, then pouted at him. There was a mouth on the bright red buttocks, and he opened his mouth to scold the demon king: "Bastard, don't you see that I am busy? Do you have the leisure to ask me, won't you see for yourself? Don't you have long eyes?" The green monkey finished scolding the demon king, put down his ass and continued to eat his own paws.
His Majesty the Demon King had never received such an aura, and his expression was a little dull for an instant, but within two seconds he returned to normal. The Demon King stood up, looked over the red rage, and said to the bear sitting beside the dragon, "Lend me the hammer." ”
The Demon King didn't wait for the bear to agree, and forcibly took his hammer with his hand. The Demon King returned to his seat, picked up the hammer and smashed it into the green monkey's head.
Most of the green monkey's head was smashed into the stomach with a "bang". He was so anxious that he jumped around his position, desperately trying to stick his head out. But the Demon King didn't stop, "bang", "bang", "bang" one after another. In less than a minute, the poor green monkey turned into a green monkey without a head.
The green monkey pouted his ass, and this time he was not so arrogant, but said timidly: "You, what's the matter with you, why did you hit me on the head?"
The demon king didn't bother to answer, picked up the hammer and directly knocked the green monkey out of the audience, flying to nowhere. His Majesty the Demon King felt much more comfortable now, and as soon as he reached out and threw the hammer back to the dumbfounded black bear. The bear rolled his eyes twice and sat down in place as if nothing had happened.
However, the Demon King's actions attracted the attention of Red Fury.
"Do you know who you just hit?" asked Red Fury.
"I don't care who he is, and if he dares to speak to me like that, I will do the same when the Most High God comes. The Demon King said disdainfully, "It's not like I haven't fought before." ”
The red furious dragon's eyes widened, "Do you really think you are the Hell Demon King? ”
"Kid. The Demon King smiled, "She's just outside, and I signed a master-servant contract with a Linde worm before I came here. You know, the kind of pact between the devils. Something happened to me, and she was unlucky. ”
"Say it like it's true. Red Furious apparently didn't believe it, "My child is out there, how come I didn't know after all these years?"
"Have you ever been outside of the kingdom of God?" said the Demon King tentatively, "she used to be a guard, and she was always busy. You may not be able to meet her if you go. ”
The small paws of red rage crossed over his chest kept tapping, apparently considering the reliability of the Demon King's words.
Just as the red dragon was thinking, a group of green monkeys rushed under the stands. The monkeys have their front paws stuffed into their mouths, so they run upright on their two hind legs like a human. They arrogantly stepped on the audience's body, climbing up the layers of auditoriums.
The group of green monkeys numbered only a large number, and they climbed all the way to the top of the stands, and surrounded the Demon King, Red Fury, and the head-smashing bear. One of them, the largest, leader-like green monkey, jumped out and pouted at the three spectators. There was a big mouth on the buttocks and shouted, "Who was it just now? Who disturbed the order of the court? ”
After the leader finished speaking, the rest of the monkeys also pouted their butts and chimed in, "Yes, stand up." Whoever hit us, stand up. Come to a sticky end. ”
The Demon King was a little surprised in the face of so many asses. He asked Red Furious, "What is the origin of these monkeys, and why can they only speak with their butts now?"
Red Furious said: "It's just a bunch of useless wretchedness, what they used to say no one takes seriously, like a fart, of course they can only talk with their ass." They are the court's chamber guards and are responsible for maintaining order during the trial. If you hit one of them, you're messing with the bunch. ”
"Oh. The Demon King understood the current situation, but he did not panic, and pointed to the bear who smashed his head and said, "It was that guy's hammer that smashed it." ”
When the bear heard the Demon King's words, he immediately stood up, and he smashed his head in a panic, harder and faster than before, as if he was smashing someone else's head.
"Poof" the bear finally smashed his head open, burst out of blood and brains, and fell on his back.
"A man commits suicide in fear of sin. The monkey leader pouted and shouted.
The monkeys behind him also pouted and shouted, "Suicide, what should I do? ”
"Another one must be found to take the blame. The monkey leader shouted again.
So the monkeys also shouted: "Yes, find another one to take the blame." Can't be cheaper for him. ”
The Demon King and Red Fury glanced at each other in unison. "It's none of my business. The red dragon was the first to open his mouth and clear up the relationship.