14. Farce

"Mom, I've got a sponsor!" Zhang Lanxin cheered at a public phone booth in Huairou on the phone.

"You dead girl! Where is your father's Moutai! Did you take it away!"

"Isn't it just two bottles of wine! I'll give it away! When I get the bonus, I'll buy him ten bottles!" Zhang Lanxin said disapprerovingly.

"You're so angry with me! Do you know how much that bottle of wine costs? And buy ten bottles! It would be nice to buy a bottle with that little bonus!"

"What kind of wine is so expensive? Isn't our family quite poor! How can there be such expensive wine at home, who can we deceive?" Zhang Lanxin didn't believe her mother very much.

Originally, their family of more than a dozen people was crowded in the old courtyard, and if it weren't for the uncles who all moved out, she would still have to live in a room with her parents.

Even before she was ten years old, the clothes she wore were leftover from his brother, so she always thought that the family's economic conditions were not good.

Coupled with the fact that on the sixth day of the twelfth year, my mother had a history of stealing the money savings pig she had put on the New Year's money, and then brought back a fur coat, and the family no longer trusted.

"Hurry up and bring me the wine and get back! If you let your dad know, you'll have to be angry with the heart attack!"

"Mom, are you hiding something from me?" the more Zhang Lanxin thought about it, the more wrong it became.

"If there is anything I dare to hide from you, this little ancestor!"

"Mom, did I pick it up?"

"Why do you say that all of a sudden?"

"Then why, my brother gave wine to his future father-in-law, why didn't you say it!"

"That's different! Isn't that the future in-laws!"

"Mom, did I pick it up? I'm going to cry!" Zhang Lanxin thought more and more crookedly, and the more she thought about it, the more uncomfortable she became.

"Dead girl! You're crying! I'm your mother! I'm the one who gave birth to you!"

"Then my dad is my own dad?"

"It's your father! I can't kiss anymore!"

"Then why can't I take two bottles, aren't there several more in the warehouse?"

"You dead girl! Whatever you want! Wine like to send whoever you like, you can talk to your father at night!"

"Hey, I'm not going back yet! When you beg me!" Zhang Lanxin hung up the phone, but Jiang Feng behind her had already followed.

"Wine for you, such a valuable thing, don't take it out blindly, it would be a pity if you touched it. Jiang Feng carefully handed the wine back.

"Uncle, you keep it, I still have it at home!"

"My mother agreed! Give me the money! I want to set off overnight! My power is almost full!" Zhang Lanxin smugly assumed a popeye pose.

"Alright, you put away the wine, I can't ask for this thing. Jiang Feng decisively refused, "Don't talk nonsense, it's still full, it's useless for you to overflow." ”

If this wine is fake, there is no need for him to accept it, and if this wine is real, he will not dare to accept it.

Because even if you have money, you may not be able to buy this kind of wine, and the collection value is extremely high, even if this bottle is taken out and sold, it can cost tens of thousands.

The person who can get the whole bottle of this wine must have some background at home, and if he abducts other people's daughters, he will be beaten lightly.

After all, there are still a few toads that can eat swan meat, and if you want to marry a princess, you have to be a frog prince at the very least.

"Uncle, I've decided, I'm going to run away from home!" Zhang Lanxin's brain began to twitch again.

"Whatever you want, farewell, goodbye! No, farewell!" Jiang Feng's head grew when he heard it, this Lan Xin's brain was full of muscles.

"Woo woo! I'm going to cry!" Zhang Lanxin repeated.

When she was young, whenever she snatched away, no, borrowed other children's "good things", using this trick was a hundred tried.

"......" Jiang Feng walked away.

"Wow, wow!" Zhang Lanxin cried even more fiercely.

"......" Jiang Feng went further.

"Hey!~" Zhang Lanxin was blinded, she had never seen such a cold-blooded and ruthless person!

But the more this happened, the more excited she became! She felt that it was a challenge! And the world is so hard to earn money, how can there be a fool as proud as an uncle.

"Jingle bell!" When Zhang Lanxin was in a daze, the phone booth rang again.

"Hey!"

"Hey, girl, daddy, did your mom agree?"

"Agreed!"

"That's good, Dad borrowed money to secretly buy you a new pair of shoes, and when the time comes, you will go to the magic capital to wear them. ”

"Daddy, I want to talk to you about something, am I biological?"

"Don't worry about your mother, she's menopausal, and if she has something to say, don't you go to the magic capital to compete!

"Thank you, Daddy, I took two bottles of wine and gave them away, you won't blame me, will you?"

"I thought something was wrong, isn't it just two bottles of wine! As long as my daughter wants it, Moutai can take it casually! Daddy will have an operation in a while, love you!"

"Bye-bye, dear father!" Zhang Lanxin hung up the phone with satisfaction, I am really still my father's own, hehe!

"Uncle, uncle, wait for me!" Zhang Lanxin hung up the phone and chased after him again.

"What's the matter with you?" Jiang Feng felt that he had a feeling of being touched.

"Didn't my dad say just two bottles of wine!I'll give it to you!" Zhang Lanxin patted her not very high chest, her face full of excitement.

"Don't make a fuss! Jiang Feng shirked it.

"Hee-hee, uncle, I like you!" Zhang Lanxin said with a smile.

"Don't make a fuss, what do you think about the Lengguo TV series?" Jiang Feng continued to walk forward, and took out a cigarette with his hand, why should girls hate smoking!

"Uncle, what I'm saying is true!" Zhang Lanxin spread out her arms to block Jiang Feng's way.

"Don't make a fuss, I'm not worthy of you because you're so good-looking. "Jiang Feng didn't have time to mess around with her.

"Hehe, I know! It's okay! I don't think you're ugly!" Zhang Lanxin suddenly covered her mouth and smiled.

"......" Jiang Feng felt like he had been stabbed.

"What do you like about me? I can't change it?" Jiang Feng resisted the urge to hit someone, and tried to shout in his heart, don't do it, you can't beat her, you can't beat her!

"I like to look at your eyes, it's special, like a star. Zhang Lanxin thought very seriously.

"It's impossible between us, don't make trouble, I still have a job, so I won't accompany you!"

"Uncle, don't you like me for a while?" Zhang Lanxin looked at Jiang Feng with expectant eyes.

"Yes, I like you to stay away from me! I already have a girlfriend. Jiang Feng casually pointed to Zhou Li, who had just come out of the set.

Then took advantage of Zhang Lanxin's stunned kung fu to run over, then said a few words casually, and took Zhou Li's arm back to the set.

"Yo yo, sure enough, the man's mouth is a deceitful ghost, this little girl has chased here. Zhou Li teased.

"Don't mention it, I've been unlucky lately, do you have time for the evening? Jiang Feng said as he walked.

"Tomorrow, there's an appointment tonight. Zhou Li glanced at Jiang Feng ambiguously, and separated from Jiang Feng when he was about to return to the shooting area.

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"Hey, brother, I'm out of love. Zhang Lanxin dialed her brother's phone with a frustrated expression.

"What? Broken love!Hahaha, who dares to deal with you!" Zhang Chulan came up with a burst of ridicule.

"Dead virgin, come and pick me up in Huairou, or I'll stab your mother about your resignation!"

"Blue Fat Man, is this your attitude of begging?"

"Intersection of Dongfang Road and Jiefang Road, hurry up. Zhang Lanxin hung up the phone decisively, and then looked at the liquor on the ground, at this time she had a bold idea.

This thing must be delicious after Daddy has kept it for so long, right? Daddy's expression was very intoxicated when he drank.

Why don't you try it?

Just take a sip, I'm out of love, and it's understandable to drink to kill my sorrows!

Zhang Lanxin looked left and right, carefully unbuttoned the cap of one of the bottles of wine, and sniffed at the mouth of the bottle.

"Huh, this taste?" Zhang Lanxin tentatively landed a drop on her tongue.

"Isn't this a second pot? Why is it still like mixed with water? It's so unpalatable!" Zhang Lanxin often drinks two cups with her father, so she still understands a little.

However, Zhang Lanxin had just screwed the bottle cap on, and a little old man wearing yellow rubber shoes and cropped pants stopped beside her.

"Girl, I watch your Yin Hall glow, and the red luan star moves!"

"Really?" Zhang Lanxin looked at the little old man excitedly.

"Of course, but your relationship is a bit bumpy, what zodiac sign are you?" the little old man continued.

"Uncle, I'm Aries!"

"No wonder! You're going against the water this month! It's hard to do it!"

"Uncle, what do you say you should do?"

"I can help you tune it up. The old man glanced at the wine at Zhang Lanxin's feet.

"However, this kind of thing is very labor-intensive, you wine! Well, the wine is okay! Or you send it to me, and I'll help you mix it." ”

"Really, but I've drunk this bottle, is it okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay!" the girl gave me her hand. The old man looked at Zhang Lanxin's palm, and then closed his eyes again.

"Whew!" After a while, the old man gasped.

"Well, a year from now, if you come here again, you will be able to succeed, no, you will get what you want!"