Body 0132 Impossible Undercover (Eight Changes)
"Whoa......
The small wooden-hulled fishing boat constantly made the sound of riding the wind and waves, and it looked so small in the dark sea, the stowaways basically all vomited down, and even the two female special police officers vomited all over their bodies, only Xia Buer and Aunt Wu did not have any seasickness reaction, and the physical fitness of this mutant person was really not blown.
"Big guy! The coast guard has been following the puppets, and there are warships blocking Guangguan, are the puppets really wide to get over......
The old bald head who drove the boat looked at Xia Buer worriedly, but Xia Buer said arrogantly with a cigarette in his mouth: "Do you know whose territory Guangguan is, the one who carries the handle is my boss, if the warship dares to block Lao Tzu's way, my boss will throw them all into the sea to feed the fish!"
"Big guy! even after the big guy will follow you, you ......"
The old bald head who nodded and hated suddenly got stuck, and the fishing boat lost power inexplicably, the old bald head hurriedly ran out and called the sailor with a blue nose and swollen face, and the two got into the engine compartment to check together, who knew that they would soon run up and shout: "Someone destroyed the engine of the puppet, it must have been done by the dead man!"
"Fuck! there's an undercover ...... on board"
Xia Buer slammed the cigarette and rushed into the cabin, and the stowaways were all lying on the floor and couldn't move, including the dog girl and the big taro who stuck out their tongues like dead dogs, but Xia Buer took out his gun and roared: "Whoever went out just now, stand up for Lao Tzu!"
Everyone looked at him with horror on their faces, and no one dared to stand up, but Xia Buer grabbed a policewoman's hair, stuffed a pistol into her mouth, and said angrily: "You want to save them, right, then Lao Tzu will first break their heads, and then kill all of you garbage!"
"Woo~"
The female special police officer desperately closed her eyes and shook her head, obviously not wanting the undercover agent to stand up, but what she said undoubtedly showed that there was really an inner ghost here, Xia Buer immediately ripped off her combat uniform, and said with a lewd smile: "If you don't come out, then Lao Tzu will strip them naked first, let you come up and play with her one by one, whoever doesn't play is a policeman!"
"Yes...... I did it......"
A young man staggered to his feet, leaned against the wall with a pale face and said: "I secretly loosened the screws of the engine, and cut the belt on it, so that the engine slowly broke down, I did this because my mother was also a police officer, and I can't bear to see them fall into the hands of mutants!"
"Fuck your ......"
Xia Buer kicked him to the ground, pointed at him and scolded: "You can't even stand on your feet, how can you go down and destroy the engine, if you're a policeman, will you go to Guangguan, you lie and don't make drafts, you are an undercover agent sent by the police, and say, Where are your accomplices?"
"I don't have accomplices, I'm not a police officer......"
The young man shouted with a face full of wrongs, but Aunt Wu directly pulled him out, and then heard a gunshot from "Bang", and the young man's shouting disappeared in an instant, so frightened that the dozen or so stowaways all trembled fiercely, but the two female special police officers scolded with tears in their eyes: "Brute!
"Hmph~ There will be more animal things for you to see later......"
Xia Buji smiled and licked his lips, walked directly in front of a middle-aged man, and pointed a gun at his head without saying anything, who knew that the other party urinated out at once, and shouted in horror: "It's not me! I'm just a taxi driver, I'm not a policeman!"
"You're not! You can't be ......."
Xia Buer patted his face with great satisfaction, who knew that when he turned his head to look at the next person, the other party's face turned blue, and he immediately disdainfully said: "People are too nervous to pee, but even if you do, it's useless, you kid looks like a policeman!"
"It's not me, big brother, I'm ...... I'm a gangster, I'm wanted, I don't believe you can look it up on the Internet......"
The young man was so frightened that he almost cried, saying that he was really scared to pee, but who knew that Xia Buer suddenly shot him in the head, and everyone who was scared screamed, but Xia Buer wiped the blood on his face and said disdainfully: "Lao Tzu said that you are you, and you would rather kill the mistake than let it go!"
"Woo~"
Everyone was frightened and cried in a low voice, shrunk in the corner and swayed collectively, but only the little pheasant lowered his head and kept silent, but instinctively put on a posture that was ready to run away at any time, Xia Buer immediately walked over and picked her chin, and asked with a smile: "Good girl, aren't you afraid?"
"Dad, don't wronged your daughter, I didn't do anything wrong, what am I afraid of......"
The little lady rolled her eyes nonchalantly, but Xia Buer grabbed the back of her neck, pulled her into her arms suddenly, and sneered in her ear: "You were still dizzy like a drunk chicken just now, why is it all of a sudden now, I'm so afraid to forget how to act, didn't you just graduate from the police academy?"
"I ......"
The little pheasant's face suddenly turned white, and his whole body immediately trembled like sifting chaff, and when Xia Buer's pistol was slowly pressed against her chest, the little lady actually collapsed on the ground with a "poof", and actually cried bitterly and said: "Please don't kill me, you can do whatever you want, I'm not a police officer!"
"Say, who sent you over, isn't it Li Xuezhu's stinky bitch......
Xia Buer directly threw her next to the corpse, and stepped her face into the blood like a pervert, and the little policewoman immediately screamed in fright, crying: "Someone reported that you were in Dongyang Village, and after you kidnapped Li Xuezhu, the leader let us get on the boat and wait for the opportunity to save people, and let us observe whether you and Li Xuezhu are in the same party!"
"Haha~ Li Xuezhu is my comrade, she sent me out, didn't you see it......"
Xia Buer laughed proudly, but naturally no one will take this seriously, but the little policewoman has completely collapsed, lying at his feet and desperately kowtowing to him and begging for mercy, but Xia Buer grabbed her hair and said with a smile: "Now give you a chance, will I be my dog?"
"Okay! I'll be your dog, I'll be your dog......"
The little policewoman kowtowed again and again as if she had been amnestied, but Xia Buer was taking the opportunity to observe everyone's faces, who knew that everyone was not afraid at all, except for being nervous and scared, there was no clue on their faces, so he had to walk up to the two female special policemen and say: "Two beauties, do you want to die or be a dog?"
"Phew~ Kill me......"
A female special police officer spat at him directly, and Xia Buer immediately shook her big mouth, but as soon as he raised the pistol, the other female special police officer raised her head suddenly, and said in a trembling voice with tears in her eyes: "When ...... When a dog, I'm willing to be your dog, I have children who don't want to die!"
"Beautiful! I'll give you a stitch later, and I'll walk you every day to play......"
Xia Buji patted her face with great satisfaction, but just as he got up and was about to go out, he saw the boat boss suddenly retract his head from the outside, and he immediately walked out and asked, "Dead bald! What the do you want to do, has the engine been repaired?"
"It's going to be good right away, I'll come up and get the tools......"
The captain of the boat laughed twice and hurriedly ran into the engine room, at this time Aunt Wu also walked out of the cockpit, pulled him to the side of the boat and whispered: "The little policeman has already knocked me out and tied me up, but what do you want to do like this, why do you want to shoot and kill people?"
"Hmph~ The forcible annihilation is more than innocent, how can we be ruthless if we don't kill......"
Xia Buer looked back at the cabin and said in a low voice: "Someone reported that we were going to sea in Xiangyang Village, Li Xuezhu was forced to lead the team out to arrest us, and the police force is now even beginning to suspect her, but the person who reported us is on this boat!"
"It's impossible! There are only four of us who know our whereabouts, and there is also Sun Chuci who is far away in Guangguan, it can't be that he called to report it......
Aunt Wu grabbed her head full of confusion, but Xia Buer snorted coldly: "How is it impossible, the dead old ghost has always been cautious in doing things, if we swagger out of the barracks, he will definitely suspect us, so this whistleblower is likely to be a spy sent by him to test whether we really take refuge!"
"I'll go, old guy is so sinister......"
Aunt Wu's eyes widened in disbelief, but Xia Buer followed up and said: "The boat boss is very suspicious, you go down and touch his bottom first to see if he is a mutant, if so, you can come up and notify me immediately, or directly control him!"
"Okay! I'll go down first......"
Aunt Wu directly loaded the pistol in her waist, turned her head and walked to the engine room, but after a while, he walked up and shook his head, and said in a low voice: "The ship boss and the sailor are both human, I tested them for a few words and didn't find anything abnormal, will the person who reported us not be on the ship?"
"If I were the whistleblower, I would definitely continue to follow and observe on the ship, this is definitely the best opportunity to observe, and the most unlikely person in general is often the most likely person......
Xia Buer turned his head thoughtfully to look at the cabin, but Aunt Wu was still puzzled: "If the most unlikely person is those two female special policemen, how can it be that the two of them can't be, they were inadvertently held hostage by us!"
"Let's take a gamble! if this person is not a spy sent by Sun Chuci, but someone from the other two families, we will be in danger......
Xia Buer punched the side of the boat heavily, turned around and walked into the cabin, glanced at the people on the ground and said with a lewd smile: "The night is long!
"I ...... I'm good at it, I'm ......."
A female special police officer actually opened her mouth shyly, it was the one who had just begged him for mercy, but Xia Buer grabbed the female colleague next to her, and said with a cruel smile: "I'm sorry! I don't like women who have given birth, I like this kind of disobedient female special policeman, I will teach her to be a human being......!"
"Kill me, you brutes......"
The female SWAT struggled desperately and shouted, but no one spoke to help her, Xia Buer immediately dragged her into the cockpit, and tore off her coat and shouted: "Aunt Wu!
"Here we go!"
Aunt Wu ran in with a hippie smile with an injection gun, and rode on the belly of the female special police officer very obscenely, who knew that he just wanted to give the other party a shot, but the female special police officer suddenly sighed and said: "Alas~ Let go of me! In fact, I am grandpa's person, we are all our own people!"
"What are you kidding......?"
Xia Buer immediately glanced at Aunt Wu in shock, but he didn't expect to really give them a blind cat and a dead mouse, this female special police officer who seems to have a full sense of justice is really a mutant, Xia Buer even secretly pinched a cold sweat for himself, fortunately he was ruthless enough just now, otherwise he would have been exposed at this time.
I really can't help but go make up for sleep first, get up and see how everyone's reaction is, and there will be more oh guys later!)