Chapter 68: Scumbag!

Chen Xixi put Yao Mumu and Wang Buren together in his mind, and nodded subconsciously, but said, "Hmm...... I'll talk about this later, in short, I won't take you to see Mu Mu in the future, otherwise I'm really afraid of ......"

Xu Bai took Chen Xixi's hand and said, "Xixi, my memory has recovered a little." It's not just me who crossed over, the strong man of the germ planet also passed through the time wormhole with me, he will find me sooner or later, if he doesn't look for me, I will also go to him, only when I am with him, the burst of energy can recreate the wormhole, let me and him return to our planet. ”

"I don't want it! Xiao Baibai, don't!" Chen Xi panicked.

"Don't worry, my strength is still in the recovery period, I can't recover in a short time, I believe that person is the same, we should get along for a long time, but I'm definitely going to go back to save my homeland, save my compatriots, I can't leave them behind." ”

Chen Xixi burst into tears: "Then you take me with you! Anyway, I have nothing to worry about on the earth." ”

"You can't, your body is too weak to stand the tearing of the wormhole space, and it will be wiped out. ”

"Woo......"

"But don't panic, I can feel it, there is a special energy on the earth, I can find it, make an armor you wear, and you can withstand the tearing of space. ”

"Really?"

"Really. ”

"Didn't lie to me?"

"I kid you not. ”

"That'...... That ......"

"I'll work hard, and I'll work hard, I hope that when I take you off the earth, you'll already be a household name!"

"Well, I will, I will, I will!"

Seeing Chen Xixi go out, Xu Bai wiped his face.

Although it was Chen Xixi who regarded him as a traverser at the beginning, since Xu Bai did not defend himself, it was equivalent to lying.

Sometimes that's how it is, when you tell a lie, you have to cover it up with a thousand lies.

But in the end, all the lies will still fall apart.

Xu Bai, who was slightly irritable, leaned back on the sofa and turned on the TV.

A singer on TV is singing: "You're a scumbag, the lies are so well written......"

"Your sister!"

Xu Bai turned off the TV very decisively.

Didi ......

The phone rang.

Xu Bai picked it up and answered, and when he was in a bad mood, he naturally said in a bad tone: "Who are you looking for?"

"Hello, my side is a marriage and love platform, and now there is a very high-quality girl who wants to find a humorous and warm man, is Mr. interested in learning about it?" A crisp female voice came.

Xu Bai glared.

Scratch the phone!

"Hey, sir, do you listen?"

Xu Bai replied: "No, there is no warm man, you ask that beauty, do you need a scumbag?"

Opposite the phone: "......"

Xu Bai decisively pinched the phone, quickly connected his fingers, and logged the current number into the Longyuan system to carry out technical shielding to prevent disturbing calls and messages.

When the setup was complete, he sighed faintly.

I'm in a bad mood and want to beat someone.

Wang Buren? This thing is not beaten.

Chen Yao: I'm still lying down.

He's very busy right now.

Liu San smiled: It's appropriate, it's appropriate, but you can't go all the way to the ethereal place in order to vent, right?

"For the first time, I felt like a failure, and I couldn't find anyone to be beaten......"

Xu Bai was entangled for a long time, left Chen Xixi's home, and went to the Qianye Group.

On May 27, the weather was fine and sunny at noon.

What should be written on the yellow calendar is 'Xu Bai is not suitable for all things'.

Xu Bai, who returned to the Qianye Group, suddenly found that his recliner was occupied.

Or rather, he occupied the recliner for several days and was taken back by the original owner.

An old man with gray hair, brewing wolfberry tea, listening to Huangmei opera, leisurely, basking in the sun.

"Uncle Liu?" asked Xu Bai.

The old man opened his eyes, looked at Xu Bai, and said, "The young man has something to do with the uncle?"

Xu Bai squatted down beside Uncle Liu, and was so depressed that he took out a cigarette: "I'm Uncle Xu." ”

The old man was slightly stunned, and then angry, but then, he smiled: "You are the master of the horse who helped me on the top shift?" Hehe, in fact, if you want me to say, you will give Mr. Ye a softness, can she let you be a doorman all the time?"

Xu Bai didn't answer and asked, "Uncle Liu, your son is married to a daughter-in-law, why don't you play at home for two more days?"

"Hey, Sensei said that stinky boy, as soon as he said the uncle, he was angry, he didn't learn Lao Tzu's good, he raked his ears, he was afraid that his daughter-in-law would be afraid of becoming a ball, and he would get ......married."

Uncle Liu complained.

When people are old, they are willing to chat with people more, and the parents are short, and even the old lady in the next village says that he flatters him.

Xu Bai chatted with Uncle Liu without a match, and suddenly found that Uncle Liu's life experience was really rich.

"Uncle Liu, you said that if there is a married man who hooks up with a girl outside and deceives people, what if the girl knows the truth?" Xu Bai asked.

Uncle Liu touched his beard and said, "It depends on whether the married man is sincere to the girl." ”

"It's not that kind of relationship, I just think it's very happy to be with her, that girl is also stupid, she loves to dream, and the husband of a woman is afraid that her dream will be shattered and hurt her too deeply. ”

Uncle Liu smiled: "How do you know that the girl didn't notice anything abnormal at all?"

"I don't think anything out of the ordinary was found. Xu Bai thought for a while.

"Have you heard of the four beauties of ancient times?" asked Uncle Liu.

Xu Bai shook his head.

Uncle Liu said to the old god: "The beauty of art lies in making people confused, the beauty of literature lies in inciting men and women to cheat, the beauty of women lies in being stupid without regrets, and the beauty of men lies in saying that they can see ghosts in the daytime." ”

"Between men and women, one is willing to cheat, the other is willing to be deceived, as long as both parties are willing, as long as the scum has a bottom line, life is like this, old and old, you can still sigh and miss, even if you are separated from each other, facing the moon, you can also spend Chanjuan together. ”

Xu Bai was shocked.

This sentence is deafening!

It's as if the soul has been cleansed!

He gave Uncle Liu a thumbs up and admired: "Old scumbag!"

Uncle Liu showed a mouthful of smoky yellow teeth, smiled and waved his hand: "I have won the prize." ”

Compared with Uncle Liu, Xu Bai suddenly felt that he was not worthy of the unfathomable position of doorman.

"Uncle Liu, since you're back, then I'll change jobs, I'll invite you to drink some wine when I'm free another day, I know an old man, and I'm a fellow believer with you, and I don't know which of you two is more profound. ”

"I am not alone, and only when I have peers to discuss can we develop together. Uncle Liu waved at Xu Bai.

Xu Bai turned around and walked towards the hall to find Ye Mujun.

Uncle Liu looked at Xu Bai's back as he walked away, took a sip of wolfberry tea, squinted on the recliner and smiled: "It's good to be young." ”