"This ...... Master, the disciple is stupid!"

Sun Laodao couldn't help but wonder: "This gelding pig has never studied it." ”

"Look at you! How can you look down on pigs?"

"You are a researcher of medicine, and you must know that medicine is poisonous. ”

"And when a new prescription is developed, its medicinal properties are dangerous. ”

"A lot of in vivo experiments are needed to ensure the safety of the drug and the safety of the patient!"

"But how to confirm the safety of the drug? You can't find someone to test the drug, right? If you are not sure, rashly using someone to test the medicine is to take a fool's life!"

Hearing that Sun Laodao didn't understand geldings, Bai Yuqi was very disappointed, but he still remembered that he was cheeky and became someone else's teacher, so he took advantage of the question to play with a straight face, and talked nonsense upside down.

"The world thinks that this pig is dirty and smelly, delicious and lazy, and it is for cheap meat. ”

"But the pig is a very clean, very intelligent animal!"

"For example, pigs never poop and pee near their nests, and they keep their sleeping nests clean and tidy. ”

"And pigs have an extremely sensitive sense of smell, even stronger than dogs, and they have a strong memory, and they can remember the smell they smell even after three years. ”

"It is precisely because they have a very strong memory and advanced intelligence that they have considerable self-awareness and cognition, and are able to analyze and judge the threat of certain things to themselves. ”

Bai Yuqi pointed to the pig's mouth in the pigsty and said: "It also has a strong learning ability, and can remember all kinds of actions and skills learned through training. ”

"Master, you said that pigs love cleanliness?"

Sun Laodao was a little confused by what Bai Yuqi said, and said puzzledly: "But why are the pigs that the disciples have seen rolled all over the mud and even covered with feces and urine?"

"I'm talking about the behavior patterns of pigs when conditions permit. ”

"Lock you up in a room where you can't get out, and you'll pull your pants if you can't hold it back!"

"As for why pigs love to roll in the mud, it's not because they don't like to be clean, but because they're smart and know how to use mud to protect themselves. ”

"People have organs called sweat glands, so they can sweat to dissipate heat, but pigs don't have sweat glands, so they keep them cool by rolling in muddy water. ”

"At the same time, when the mud dries up, it adheres to their fur, which is also effective in killing parasites such as lice and fleas, and if they are in the wild, they rub the pine resin from the pine trees on their bodies, and then roll in the sand and condense into a hard shell. ”

Bai Yuqi pointed to the size of the pigsty: "In this way, the thickness and defensiveness of your skin can be improved, just like a person putting on armor to protect himself, so that they can ignore the dense thorns and bushes and rampage, and improve the speed of escape, self-protection ability, and survivability." ”

After thinking about it, Sun Laodao found that it was really true, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, it turned out that the seemingly stupid pig still contained so many great truths!

"This is also the reason why some old hunters say that 'hunting pigs should be killed' and 'it is better to meet a pack of wolves than a lone pig'. ”

"It's because once they can't be killed at once, they will take revenge by remembering your scent and finding their home!"

"If it feels too dangerous to retaliate against you directly, it will take advantage of your absence to destroy your house, destroy your farmland, and other crops that have left your smell in your absence. ”

Bai Yuqi ignored Sun Laodao's widening eyes, and said eloquently: "In addition, pigs are also very motherly, and they know how to take care of, love and protect their young, how similar is this to people?"

"Pigs also know how to act collectively and forage through cooperation, and will divide labor and cooperate when acting in groups in the wild, some are sentry and some are watching the wind. ”

"When they find danger, they will warn their companions and unite to attack the enemy to achieve the purpose of protecting the safety of the group, which shows that pigs are highly social creatures, and they are somewhat similar to people?"

"In fact, there is little genetic difference between pigs and humans, and even organs such as cardiovascular, immune system, digestive system, eyeballs, kidneys, and skin are very similar to humans in terms of tissue physiology and metabolism. ”

"Coupled with factors such as body size and weight, the drug resistance and drug activity time are very close to that of people, so it is the best object to test the drug......!

Speaking of this, Bai Yuqi suddenly changed his words: "The reason why pork is called cheap meat is mainly because pork tastes old and tough and smelly, but once the piglets are gelding, the six roots are clean and free of trouble, and naturally they will be wide in heart, fat and grow fast, and the meat is tender and has no fishy smell......

Isn't it just to take such a big turn to eat a bite of pork?

For the sake of stuttering, he was also heartbroken, and even began to think of various pork dishes in his mind:

Dongpo pork, braised pig's trotters, braised hoofed pig's head meat, fried noodles with shunfeng, braised pork heart, fried pork lungs, pork liver soup, fried fat sausages, sausages, pig brain flowers, pork yiba, pepper and salt pork ribs, pork ribs and kelp soup, lotus root soup with tube bones...... There is no place to throw it from start to finish!

Thinking about it, he was hungry, Bai Yuqi stared at the pig in the pigsty with green eyes, and couldn't help but snort for a while.

The frightened second senior brother quickly stood up and stared at him vigilantly, his eyes were full of vigilance, as if to say: There are always Diao people who want to harm me! What about Lao Tzu's ten minions? Why don't you come and escort him?

He stared at the pig and missed the food of the future, but he didn't notice Sun Simiao, who had three views ruined, standing behind him and falling into deep thought with a dull face.

Although there are many terms that I don't understand, after thinking about it, I find that what I see and hear is not in line with what Bai Yuqi said, which is simply scary!

Hearing a pop, Bai Yuqi turned around and found that Sun Laodao, who seemed to have opened a door to a new world, had a happy expression of "I can die at the end of the day", and knelt on the ground regardless of the dirt and said loudly: "Disciple Xie Shizun for the grace of teaching!"

Bai Yuqi, who was squatting on the wall of the pigsty, almost fell into the pigsty, and finally stabilized his balance, and looked confused: What did I say?

If he knew, Sun Laodao, who was diligent and studious, loved to write notes.

After going back, he immediately wrote an article overnight "Wen Shizun Wujizi's "Pig Theory" has an understanding" to spread to future generations, I don't know if I will faint to death?

It's a pity that he didn't know, let alone his words, brought the dignified generation of medicine saints on the wrong path, and since then he has been addicted to pig raising and cannot extricate himself, and has achieved the prestige of a generation of "pig saints......