"The woman was blind, but that doesn't mean all women are blind. If Qin Xuan confesses to me, I will agree today to be his girlfriend. “

Wang Xiaoli's words can be described as earth-shattering. The private room, which was still a little noisy, was quiet in an instant, and there was no sound.

"Just kidding, don't go too far. “

Qian Yongqiang hurriedly stood up.

Today's class reunion, he deliberately prepared for Wang Xiaoli.

He just wanted to be at the class reunion. stepped on Qin Xuan fiercely, and then held himself too high, gaining Wang Xiaoli's favor. Sun Dazhu, a useless guy, not only didn't help, but almost ruined his own good deeds. Don't stand up yourself. Prevent Qin Xuan from confessing to Wang Xiaoli. Spending so much money and covering such a big field, to finally make a wedding dress for his sworn enemy, Qin Xuan is so much of a loss!

"Thank you!"

Qin Xuan smiled and thanked Wang Xiaoli. But he didn't confess.

He took the initiative to say it, but Qin Xuan didn't open his mouth yet, what did he mean? Could it be that he was afraid that he would be embarrassed if he really confessed?

When he was in school, Qin Xuan was a cautious person. At that time, he knew that he was interested in him, and he must have liked himself, but he just refused to confess.

"You're welcome. Wang Xiaoli smiled and replied to Qin Xuan gently

Seeing this scene, Qian Yongqiang's face turned green. Set up the stage by yourself in order to show your charm. How did you end up becoming the lover of your dreams, and a poor dick who is not worthy of being your competitor at all, flirting in front of herself, and sprinkling dog food on herself?

Qin Xuan is not an abusive person, Wang Xiaoli is an old classmate, he will admit it. But it is impossible for him and Wang Xiaoli to have any results.

wanted to use the low salary to step on Qin Xuan, but Qian Yongqiang failed.

Eager to win back a game, he could only launch a second wave of attacks in advance.

This time, he wants to let Qin Xuan's face be thrown to his grandmother's house!

A woman in a nurse's outfit who looked extremely glamorous walked in. This woman's name is Xiao Jia, and she was found by Qian Yongqiang from the entertainment club he frequents.

"Qin Xuan, you bastard!" As soon as the woman came in, she scolded her.

Qin Xuan was stunned for a moment, there were many women who had scolded him for being a bastard. However, after seeing clearly that the woman who came did not know him, Qin Xuan smiled.

"Do I know you?" Qin Xuan asked speechlessly.

"I don't know? You said you don't know after you slept with my mother? The money for the old lady to beat the child was all given by the old lady herself. You bastard, obviously just a small clerk, only 1,080 a month, but you lied to the old lady. You're the big boss! You deceived my wife and me so badly!"

While Xiao Jia was crying there, she raised her slap and slapped it towards Qin Xuan's face.

Qin Xuan doesn't beat women, but it doesn't mean that he will stand stupidly and let women fight! He grabbed Xiao Jia's wrist, making Xiao Jia unable to move, and asked.

"Who instructed it?"

"What I'm saying is the truth, no one instructed me!" Xiao Jia wanted to pull her wrist out of Qin Xuan's tiger's mouth, but Qin Xuan didn't give her a chance.

"To lie is to pee your pants. “

Qin Xuan said with a grin, and then, he let go of Xiao Jia's wrist. At the end of the release, Qin Xuan used his fingers. Gently tapped on Xiao Jia's wrist.

Whoa??

Suddenly, there was a stream of water flowing down from between Xiao Jia's legs. At the same time, there was also a strong smell of urine.

"Look, I'll just say that if you lie, you have to pee your pants!" Qin Xuan said with a grin.

"I didn't!"

Where did Xiao Jia dare to stay for a long time, she quickly ran out. Running all the way, she is still dripping all the way.

This scene stunned everyone present.

Lying to pee your pants? That's, isn't it?

But the woman just now seems to have indeed urinated.

Qian Yongqiang was very depressed. He originally wanted Xiao Jia to make a big fuss and make Qin Xuan unable to get off the stage. I didn't expect that in the end, things would turn out like this.

From Qian Yongqiang's unwilling eyes, Qin Xuan could naturally see it.

Xiao Jia's play just now was definitely from his handwriting.

Come and don't be rude!

Qin Xuan took a peanut bean and hit Qian Yongqiang's neck with a flick.

Qian Yongqiang naturally felt it, he quickly stretched out his hand to touch his neck, but he didn't touch anything.

Therefore, he didn't care.

The waiter came in and cleaned up Xiaojia's remnants, and the classmates would continue.

Qian Yongqiang took the wine glass and walked to Qin Xuan's table.

"Wang Xiaoli, me??"

"Poof!"

Before Qian Yongqiang finished speaking, a piercing sound immediately came from his side.

He farted, and it stinked, so stinky that the classmates around him couldn't help but move back a bit.

"Me??"

"Poof!

I farted again, and I put several more in a row.

One is louder than the other, one is longer than the other, and one stinks more than the other.

Simply moving the chair back is obviously not going to work. Those classmates ran away as if they were running away.

Qian Yongqiang's serial farts are so stinky that people can't breathe.

Qin Xuan naturally came early, so he hid far away.

After all, Qian Yongqiang's fart was made by him with that peanut bean just now.

"Me

??“

Wang Xiaoli was so stinky that she covered her nose with her hands, and Qian Yongqiang was not finished yet.

"Me??"

Wang Xiaoli was so stinky that she covered her nose with her hands, and Qian Yongqiang was not finished yet.

"Poof??"

The last muffled sound made Qian Yongqiang's silver Fan Zhesi trousers bloom suddenly. From the inside out, I was stained by the disgusting unknown liquid.

Wang Xiaoli ran away, and if she didn't run away, she would have to vomit.

The other classmates also lost their appetite.

After watching such a picture, I can still eat it. That's not man, it's God!

A good class reunion ruined Qian Yongqiang's farts.

The classmates dispersed, and Qian Yongqiang went to the toilet.

provoked Emperor Xuan, but it was not something that could be done by pulling it into his pants.

At least, he had to pull for three days and three nights, and he didn't want to get out of bed for half a month after he finished pulling. In the next six months, he will always have a feeling that his body is hollowed out and he walks on the wrong side.

"Will you take me home?"

As soon as Qin Xuan walked to the gate of the restaurant, Wang Xiaoli stopped him.

"Sending you home?"

Qin Xuan was actually a little reluctant, but he thought that Wang Xiaoli had come out for himself just now. Other female classmates have made such a request, if they don't send her back. It's a little bit unkind.

"Okay!"

After a short period of consideration, Qin Xuan nodded.

"He's a small clerk, 1,800 a month. It's not close to your home, and it costs a hundred yuan to take a taxi. Bus. This point has been closed. “

It was Sun Dazhu who spoke, and he came out with other classmates.

"The squad leader gave me an explanation, let me send you Wang Xiaoli home safely today!"

Sun Dazhu took out the car keys. I pressed it. His car is a BMW, although it is a 118i, but it is also a BMW!

"Are you going to take his BMW?" Qin Xuan asked Wang Xiaoli with a grin.

"I'm willing to squeeze the bus with you. Wang Xiaoli said.

"My car is in the garage, you wait here for a while, I'll drive up. Qin Xuan said.

"Your car is in the garage? I'm afraid you're not drinking high, you're talking nonsense, right? You are 1,000 a month, what do you use to buy a car?" Sun Dazhu didn't believe that Qin Xuan had a car.

"Brother Dong, you are a little too contemptuous of people when you say this. Liu Dacheng took over and said. "Although Qin Xuan's salary is only one thousand and eight per month, don't forget, he has a father at home, and it should be no problem for his father to buy a small Benben. “

"If you don't have a BMW, go and sit in Xiaobenben, Wang Xiaoli, what do you think?" Bai Wei, who sat at a table with Liu Dacheng and Qian Yongqiang, had a good relationship. There was a sneer at Wang Xiaoli.

At this time, Qian Yongqiang, who took several antidiarrheal pills and took a shower, came out with new clothes.

"I'll send you back. “

Qian Yongqiang said to Wang Xiaoli in a commanding tone.

At this time. A big car drove up.

This is an S400, and it will cost more than one million to do it!

"Wow!!" Bai Wei screamed in an exaggerated manner.

The car belonged to Qian Yongqiang, and it was his driver who drove it.

"Let's go, I'll send you!" Qian Yongqiang gentlemanly opened the door of the back seat and said to Wang Xiaoli.

"No thanks!"

Although there was a million-dollar Daben in front of her, Wang Xiaoli was not moved at all.

"I don't even sit in Daben, I have to sit in Qin Xuan's Xiaoben. I said Wang Xiaoli, why are you so brainless!" Bai Wei sighed speechlessly and said to Qin Xuan.

"A man who doesn't even have a decent car. I don't know where the courage came from to dare to send a single woman home. “

"A decent car?What kind of car is decent?Aren't all cars with four wheels and one steering wheel?Is there a car with two directional signs?" Qin Xuan asked with a grin.

"The car is a man's little lover, you are a poor dick, you are not a man at all, of course you don't understand cars. Your tens of thousands of dollars of stuff don't deserve to call a taxi at all, right?"

Sun Dazhu was triumphant, and shook the BMW key in his hand at Qin Xuan. "At least you have to have a BBA to be considered a car. “

"Grocery carts?"

Qin Xuan's three words not only choked Sun Dazhu, but also choked all the classmates present.

"What do you say? You say BBA is a grocery cart?"

Sun Dazhu asked angrily.

"Even if it's grocery shopping, your car is too small. “

Qin Xuan pointed to the Daben and said. "It's okay to buy groceries in this car. “

Improvised?

Daben, worth more than one million, this guy actually said that it was okay to buy vegetables?

"Do you know how much this car costs?"

Qian Yongqiang pointed to his Daben, looked at Qin Xuan like a fool, and asked.

"Why should I know how much it's worth?" Qin Xuan was not pretending, but he was really not interested in the price of the car. Because of Emperor Xuan, as long as it is a car that you are interested in, you don't need to ask the price, you can buy it directly.

"Why do you want to know? He said why do you want to know?"

Qian Yongqiang laughed twice and said. "Because even if he knew, he wouldn't be able to afford it!"

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