"Oh! I don't want to live, old boy is a hooligan!"

Tong'an Town——

The entrance of an unlisted foot bath shop.

An aunt over fifty years old hugged the young man's thigh and cried and howled, and the lime powder on her face fell straight away, and this ordinary-looking unlucky ghost was Liu Hao.

Liu Hao is 23 years old this year, a villager in Tong'an Village, his family has five acres of land, and today he finally sold the field chicken he caught.

And this mediocre-looking aunt is the top brand in the store, and she usually likes to fish for oil and water, and likes to charge others more money when she doesn't enter the door, as the saying goes, "fairy jump".

The corners of Liu Hao's mouth tightened, and he argued with his fingers:

"Auntie, you have to talk about evidence, when did I play hooligan on you?

And the old lady didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, where to sleep coolly, and finally hugged Liu Hao's heel and shouted: "Come on, people, the hillbilly washes his feet and doesn't give money, and he beats people." ”

Such remarks attracted many officials around, and passers-by chose to be spectators, thinking that these two people had an improper transaction, and it must have become what they are like now because the money has not been negotiated.

"You old lady, why are you talking? Why is talking like a fart? When did Lao Tzu beat you? If Lao Tzu hits you today, let me Liu Haotian thunder. ”

"Boom ......"

There are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and the sky also joined in the excitement, everyone was stunned, Liu Hao was the same, swallowing saliva and pointing to the sky and said: "If you have the ability to ring again, if I beat this stinky woman today, let this thunder chop Lao Tzu to death." ”

Liu Hao let out a roar, the dark clouds gradually dispersed, and the thunder did not sound again, everyone looked at the two protagonists in the middle of the road as if they were watching TV.

"Wangwang"

A big yellow dog ran rampantly from the crowd, everyone was frightened to get out of the way, and the old lady was even more frightened that her nose and eyes were twisted together, hiding behind the door panel of the foot bath shop and not daring to stick her head out.

"Rhubarb, bite her to death, what's it?" Liu Hao squinted at the foot bath shop, only to see the old lady hiding at the door of the foot bath shop timidly, Rhubarb stuck out her tongue twice, and she was very well-behaved.

Rhubarb is raised by Liu Hao's family, when he went to the vegetable market to sell field chickens, this lazy thing fell asleep next to him, and when he woke up, he found that the owner was gone, sniffing Liu Hao's smell, this guy followed all the way here.

The relationship between Liu Hao and Rhubarb is like that of a man and his mother-in-law. A man can't do without a woman, and this Liu Hao can't do without rhubarb.

"Rhubarb, let's go home. ”

Rhubarb followed Liu Hao's buttocks, and the old lady timidly moved her body out of the door of the foot bath shop, and the old people pointed at the woman, thinking that she was painting like a ghost, and she was a "slut" at first glance.

However, Liu Hao's reputation in the village is similar to that of the old lady, he has to get by, and if he doesn't, he wants to go to someone else's house to live, and in the words of the villagers, he is a second-rate person in the countryside.

Liu Hao doesn't have the drive of a farmer, but he can't starve to death, because he has a flexible brain!

In the past few years, I have been catching pheasants in the town and selling them, saving a lot of money, and I want to open a greenhouse vegetable base in the village, but those old stubborn people do not agree.

In the eyes of those old people in the village, Liu Hao is grandstanding.

Where are the serious farmers who don't farm well and think about what kind of greenhouse vegetables they are doing all day long?

What are the vegetables in the greenhouse? They don't have any culture, they don't think it's bullshit.

Later, Liu Hao was also desperate, and decided to make some money and then go it alone, it is not possible to farm the land by death, he has to find a way to sell the vegetables grown in the field, and his future sales will definitely not be a problem after building a greenhouse.

Liu Hao whistled "shhhhh

Liu Yan is the village flower of the village, the daughter of the village chief's family, she is so good and understanding, and she is the object of pursuit by all the bachelors in the village.

Liu Yan: "Where did you die? I can't see you for a day." ”

Liu Hao: "Death in your heart." ”

Liu Hao showed his wicked smile, Liu Yan's whole person was not good, the dogtail grass was thrown at him, touched the ponytail and said shyly: "I hate it." ”

Liu Hao: "Yan'er, let's talk about it, we'll get married when I get out in two years." ”

Liu Yan: "I have no opinion, the key lies in my father." ”

Liu Tianming, the village head, has always disagreed with the marriage of the two of them, thinking that this Liu Hao is too mixed, not only is he not promising, but he is a dilapidated wooden house, and it leaks rain when eating.

"It's okay, uncle, I'll find a way to let him pick me up, it's a big deal I'll take you away and fly away, and let you follow me as Mrs. Liu." ”

"What Mrs. Liu? ”

Liu Yan'er looked shy, touched Liu Hao's arm with her left hand, and covered her nose with her right hand.

"Okay Liu Hao, I should go back, my father should scold me again when I go back. ”

"Okay, Yan'er, then you go slower. After speaking, Liu Hao walked in the opposite direction.

After walking a few steps, the old farmer who passed by stopped him, saying that his father was drunk and went to Erlai's house to play cards, and the two of them somehow started fighting.

Hearing this, Liu Hao felt terrible, pulled up his legs and ran to the village, and his leg hair was about to fly off.

His father never makes people worry-free, and he knows how to drink without doing anything all day long, in the words that the village chief taught him: the upper beam is not right, and the lower beam is crooked.

"Dad, what are you doing?"

When Liu Hao arrived, the old man was holding a bench to learn martial arts with Er Lai, and Er Lai's eyes were also red.

Asked why the two of them were scuffling together, the old man's words almost made him angry.

"Erlai played cards and bullied my old bones. ”

"I'm bullying you? You're bullying me, right? If you win, others will make a difference, and if you can't afford to play, don't play. ”

Er Lai was also about to die of anger, reasoning with a drunk man, and he found that he had a problem with his brain.

waved his hand and asked Liu Hao to take his old man away quickly, saying that he would never want to play cards with him again.

A farce pulled out of poker, Liu Hao also felt that there was no one, after returning home, the old man Liu lay down on the chair, Liu Hao swelled and shouted: "Dad, can you drink less wine in the future? And your virtue, play cards! What are you doing fighting?"

"I drink? I drank and you bought it for me? After selling the field chicken, the figure is gone, and I don't know where to hide to find my sister?"

Old man Liu complained dissatisfied, his eyes rolled his eyes with his eyelids, Liu Hao sighed and sat down, leaned back on the chair with one foot and said, "What kind of girl is there? ”

"Did you really go to town to look for it?"

Ben just said it casually, but I didn't expect it to really come out with dry goods.

Liu Hao squinted and asked his father not to talk nonsense, he just wanted to find a place to soak his feet, not as dirty as he thought.