Chapter 3: Beat the village ruffian
Liu Haoshen didn't come back in the middle of the night, Liu Zhiping was not in a hurry at all, he felt that this Liu Hao must have gone to the town to soak his feet again, and he couldn't tell how happy he was!
And his old friend also came in the middle of the night, leading the old woman who introduced him, saying that there was a traffic jam on the road, Liu Zhiping believed it for the time being, and said very positively: "If you have no place to sleep, you can lay on the floor in my house." ”
Widow Hu asked Liu Zhiping not to worry, saying that there was time to lay the floor, reminding that it was windy outside, and asked tentatively: "Don't you invite someone to come in and sit?"
"Yes, yes, look at my acuteness. ”
Liu Zhiping couldn't touch the back of his head excitedly, and pushed the door open to let the two women in, saying that the house was chaotic and asked them not to dislike it.
Widow Hu teased: "I'm used to the chaos in your house, I come to your house every day, I don't know yet?"
Liu Zhiping said: "Yes, yes, yes." ”
I was busy making tea and looking for fruits, and finally found two rotten oranges from the warehouse, and I could smell a musty smell from afar.
"Lao Liu, how many years have you kept this orange?
Holding the orange beard widow that Old Man Liu gave her, she felt numb.
Old Man Liu said, "Let's eat it! I don't go into the field much, you know." ”
"By the way, you haven't eaten yet, have you? I'm going to cook for you. ”
Widow Hu persuaded him not to be busy, saying that they only came after eating, and took the old woman's hand and said, "This is my sister Cuihuaer, the woman you miss in your heart." ”
"What? Old lady Hu, you are talking nonsense. ”
Old man Liu was embarrassed to be teased by Widow Hu, and the old woman was also a little shy, Widow Hu stood up and said, "Okay, old brother, I've finished the matter, I still have something to do, I'll go back first, you two talk slowly." ”
After speaking, Widow Hu left, and when she walked to the door, she happened to meet Liu Hao stumbling back from outside, and Widow Hu shouted inside: "Brother, your Liu Hao is back." ”
The reason why Widow Hu shouted was because Liu Hao looked sick, walking with a limp, and staggering and almost hitting the pillar.
Hearing Widow Hu shouting, Old Man Liu and the old woman ran out in a panic, and the old woman looked pale-colored after seeing Liu Hao's appearance, and the whole person stood there as if she had met a ghost.
"Oh! Why do you make it look like this? You can't soak your feet like this! The other party is not a vixen. ”
"Come, give it to me. ”
Old man Liu helped Liu Hao from Widow Hu's arm, Liu Hao felt dizzy, always felt that there was a night owl on the roof, and an old farmer on the other side of the mountain was lighting with a flashlight.
"Son, son. ”
Old Man Liu called for a long time before Liu Hao woke up from his hallucination, his back was against the wall, and the center of his eyes was full of basic information about fruits and vegetables such as pumpkin, grapes, and Chinese cabbage.
These materials look like a children's book, but they are all in my head, not written in this book, only to hear a "ding dong", Liu Hao jumped in fright.
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A very mature male voice went through Liu Hao's mind.
When the voice was gone, he felt that his eyes were very clear. Mosquitoes flew by, he could see a few legs clearly, and the pores stains on the old lady's face, he could count them all clearly.
This is...... What's going on?
How did it become like this as soon as you came back from the river?
Is he really as mutated as he says on TV? Oh my God!
"Son, what's wrong with you? ”
After returning to normal for a few minutes, Liu Hao fell into it again, and the old man was anxious and desperately gesticulating in front of him.
"What's wrong? ”
Liu Hao reacted, only to see a group of people surrounding him, the old man was in a state of confusion, rubbing his hands and asking anxiously: "What's the matter with you?
"I don't, don't talk nonsense, Dad. ”
After speaking, Liu Hao got up and poured tea, he found that his body was very light, and he walked very fast, and there was a feeling of drifting.
"That...... It's not too early, I'll go first. ”
After seeing Liu Hao enter the house to pour tea, the old woman wanted to take the opportunity to slip away, but Liu Hao came out in advance, stared at the beads of his eyes and roared: "Stop." ”
"Liu Hao, what are you doing? This is your Aunt Cuihuaer. ”
Liu Zhiping was dissatisfied with his son's attitude towards Xiangxiang, frowned and yelled, Liu Hao's face did not change, and said coldly: "It's Aunt Cuihua of the foot bath shop!"
"What?foot bath shop?" Liu Zhiping was extremely surprised, and hurriedly reminded: "Liu Hao, you can't talk nonsense, Aunt Cuihua was introduced to me by your Aunt Hu, you can't talk nonsense." ”
"I'm not talking nonsense, she's the old lady who took my money for the foot bath when I went to town that day to get ready to soak my feet. ”
Liu Hao said it word for word, and the old lady stepped back with a weak heart, and then thought that he had no evidence, so she said righteously: "You said that I went to work in the foot bath shop, what is the evidence?"
"Hmph~" Liu Hao sneered, walked up to the old lady with sharp eyes, and said loudly: "There is a mole behind your ear." ”
This evidence was discovered by accident that day, and the old lady pulled him to cry and shout, and he aimed at it at a glance.
In order to prove that his son's statement was wrong, Liu Zhiping asked Widow Hu to come over to take a look, but Widow Hu was also very weak and did not dare to step over with her feet.
Liu Zhiping asked Widow Hu how she was?
Liu Zhiping sat down on the chair, and Widow Hu pulled the corner of the old lady's clothes and told her to hurry up.
The old lady is gone, Widow Hu is gone, and only Liu Hao's father and son are left in the house.
Liu Zhiping didn't expect things to be so coincidental, the object of his blind date was actually the girl who blackmailed his son for money at the door of the foot bath shop.
"Okay, son, rest early! Dad will never go on a blind date again. ”
made a joke on a blind date, Liu Zhiping felt that his old face had no place to rest, and walked in with a sad face behind his back, leaving Liu Hao alone to the hall.
The next morning, Liu Hao planned to go to the market to buy fertilizer, and found that Wang San'er had gone to the village entrance to do something to Liu Yan'er.
Wang San'er also likes Liu Yan'er, but Wang Yan'er doesn't like him, and only pretends to be Liu Hao in her heart, so Wang San'er began to think badly and wanted to bow to Liu Yan'er's overlord.
"Yan'er, you just follow me! I'll be good to you. ”
"Smack! ”
The two of them went to the big tree to pull and pull, Liu Yan'er slapped it directly, Wang San'er was even more energetic, holding Liu Yan'er's hand and not letting go, Liu Hao was angry when he saw it, and rushed over and raised his hand at Wang San'er's bear face is a few punches.
"Wang San'er, you are a scum, if you do anything to my Yan'er in the future, Lao Tzu will abolish one of your legs. ”
Liu Hao gritted his teeth, his fists clenched tightly, he hadn't used all his strength, if he had tried his best, Wang San'er would have already gone west.
Wang San'er glared at Liu Hao unconvinced, and spit on the ground with a breath, most of which was blood, and there was a broken tooth in it.
"Liu Hao, you kid will wait for me. ”