Chapter 362: When the Pot Dumping Master and the God of Deception are united

"Say what you think, what can you do, how can you let Thanos be fooled by your plan?" Luo Ji looked at Li Jie with interest. At this time, she had forgotten the embarrassment she had with Li Jie before. With a wave of her hand, a gorgeously decorated chair with gold rimmed appeared behind Li Jie, and she stretched out her hand to signal Li Jie to sit down first and speak slowly.

When both of them enter this state of work, both parties will unconsciously become very serious and persistent. For Rogie, deception and lies are her priesthood, but for Li Jie, it seems to be a talent engraved in his blood, which cannot be reversed once awakened.

Li Jie sat on the chair and began to tell Luo Ji about his plan: "Actually, I really didn't have much confidence at first. Because Thanos is a cosmic-level overlord, it is a bit difficult to trap him. In most cases, it is very likely that he did not get to him, but he ended up pitting himself. ”

"But lately I've had a new idea. Infinity Stones are just an introduction to the axis. What really needs to be done is to make Thanos and the dark elves have an irreconcilable and undying hatred. Li Jie said his thoughts word by word.

Sitting on the high platform with Erlang's legs crossed, Luo Ji held the Sword of Truth in one hand and dragged her chin in the other: "Well, if you can make the Dark Order and the Dark Elves form an immortal mortal enmity, that is the most important thing." You're right about that, because hatred endures. So what do you think?"

"What would you think if the Dark Elves assassinated Thanos?" Li Jie smiled, his smile was very bright, and the standard eight-toothed smile. You can see that every one of his teeth is clean, and he can almost go to advertise toothpaste.

"Assassinate Thanos?" Rocky became interested, and she adjusted to another position. He still holds the sword of truth in his hand.

"That's what I'm talking about, making an introduction with a gem of reality. Of course, this also requires your cooperation, and the Reality Gem is still at your disposal, right?" Li Jie asked, looking at Logie. Rogie was instantly alert: "What do you want to do?"

"I can't bear the wolf. Lend you a Reality Gem. Luo Ji's face was not good, and Li Jie immediately added: "Of course I will return it to you, but I just borrowed it for use." ”

"Of course, I still need you to do me a small favor. ”

"What?"

"Haven't you studied the dark elves quite deeply, and I might need you to help me with the matter of inviting them into the urn. If I don't let Thanos and the dark elves pinch each other, I'll lose. Li Jie smiled heartily, like a villain who had made a plan to destroy the world watching his plan come to fruition step by step.

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The light of the earth will be darkened.

"I'm not free, I'm not free, I'm sad and tears flow~🎵"

Listening to the singing of the extraordinary dragon next door, I don't know why the black dwarf suddenly felt very sad. Although he can't understand what is sung in the lyrics. But that inexplicable emotion infected him. He couldn't help but knock on the wall and asked the extraordinary dragon next door in the galactic lingua franca, "What are you singing?!"

"Oh, a Cantonese song I learned when I was in Shenzhen, China. It tells the story of prisoners who are imprisoned and lose their freedom. The Extraordinary Dragon explained.

The black dwarf felt a chill in his heart: This is me! No wonder I am so uncomfortable to listen to! And the extraordinary dragon next to him also helped translate the meaning of the lyrics to the black dwarf. The more the black dwarf listened, the more he felt that he was pulling out the cold in his heart!

Thinking that he was originally one of the dignified Obsidian Five Generals, it can be said that in the Dark Order, it can be said that he is above ten thousand people under the five. He is also the number one person in the entire Centaur system. As a result, he was just a small mission, and he actually fell into the sand on this unknown small planet.

Instead of dying on the battlefield, he was humiliated and imprisoned by the earthlings, and he had to write all kinds of entertainment to entertain the earthlings in exchange for food. Every time I think of this, I can't help but feel sad and uncontrollable.

However, looking at the Dead Blade General who lived on his top bunk, Black Dwarf felt that he was still lucky. I just want to eat some chicken thighs or something. And the Dead Blade General on the top bunk is completely out of shape. Because his handle (that is, the weapon) was held in the hands of the earthlings, and he was tortured day and night repeatedly. Let the Dead Blade General feel a pain in the depths of his soul.

And in addition to this pain, the earthlings also fed him with all kinds of terrible foods. To be honest, judging from the taste and appearance alone, Black Dwarf thinks that the food is really delicious and delicious. Just smelling the smell makes me feel like I want to eat it.

But at first, those earthlings were very strict about not eating those foods for themselves. Or let yourself eat that horrible mushy food. At that time, he was still very envious and jealous of the Dead Blade General. I was still thinking at the time: probably because the Dead Blade General had been tortured too much, and the earthlings were afraid that he would die if he was not nutritious enough, so they gave him these delicious foods.

That's what I thought at the time, but now that I think about it, I'm too young! What good people can there be on earth, these guys are treacherous and cunning like demons. The worst-hearted, most immoral goblin I've ever seen is not as good as one-ten-thousandth of an earthling!

The Dead Blade General lying on the top bunk was moaning with anger, and if you listened closely, you could hear him whispering: "Soul Suppression Bun, quickly give me five thousand years of Soul Suppression Bun......" The Death Blade General was repeating this sentence repeating this sentence repeatedly, well, of course, occasionally changing the name of some dishes.

Anyway, after hearing the names of those dishes and seeing the current form of the Dead Blade General, the Black Dwarf felt that he really couldn't eat those gorgeous foods. It's better to eat chicken thighs and mush, at least it's safer to keep yourself alive.

Why do you want to live? Of course, to escape from prison! If no one comes to the rescue, you must escape from prison and escape from Earth with the Dead Blade General. It's so scary here, I have to repay Lord Thanos. How evil and terrible the people of this earth are, everyone here is an advanced martial artist!

If you meet an aunt on the side of the road, you can fight with yourself, and even be suppressed. The Dead Blade General was captured at a wedding scene, and the ordinary guests at the scene were each equipped with special skills. This civilization has not gone to the universe, which is simply the great prosperity of various civilizations in the universe. Now that they have gone out into the universe, I can be sure that they will be a particularly terrible being.

And just as the black dwarf was thinking this, the terrible earthling with the iron mask walked into the prison with today's food. He struck the bars of the prison with the iron rod he carried with him, and said as if beckoning to a brute: "Get up and eat!"

The black dwarf hadn't moved yet, and the Dead Blade General, who was sleeping on the top bunk, "whoosh" to the railing after smelling the special smell of food. also kept asking: "Is it a soul-suppressing bun, is it a soul-suppressing bun." ”

The Man in the Iron Mask indifferently took out a few buns and threw them directly into the prison. The dignified Deathblade General jumped up like a dog catching a frisbee and caught all the buns.

The corners of the black dwarf's eyes were sour when he looked at this scene, when will this day be a head!