"Zhang Hao, you kid pretending to be dead, right? Let me ask you if you hit the fourth child of our family?"

"Third brother, wronged, it was the fourth brother who fell into the dirt slope by himself. ”

"Nonsense, the fourth child is not stupid, he will fall off the dirt slope by himself with long eyes. ”

"Maybe if it's stupid. Zhang Hao muttered softly.

"What did you say?" the cannibal king blushed.

"Didn't say anything. Zhang Hao smiled and then explained.

"Third brother, here's the thing, I'm having fun with the fourth child of your family! As a result, he injured me, you look at this leg, I can't move it now, who should be counted on this medical expenses?"

"Since it's a joke, we don't care about the medical expenses. ”

The cannibal king shook his arm, indicating that he was not responsible.

"But I can't do it now!"

Zhang Hao hugged his legs and made a very uncomfortable expression.

"If you can't work, you can rest. The scolding king had a black face.

"But what about this centimeter?"

"I won't deduct any centimeters, so you can rest well!"

The cannibal king was taken away by Zhang Hao, Zhang Hao blinked proudly, and the young man sitting next to him patted him on the arm and said. "Okay, Zhang Hao, you kid is about to catch up with the art troupe. ”

"Go. ”

Curse the king's family.

"Brother, you have to avenge me, Zhang Hao's kid was ruthless, and kicked me to the bottom of the muddy slope with one kick. ”

The pig lying on the bed, called Wang Laosi, relied on his brother is captain to go to the village to be powerful, and he fell in love with a girl, the village flower of the village, and planned to go to the field to do it, but he met Zhang Hao passing by and doing the right thing for the sky.

"What are you howling? That kid said his leg was useless, and we were paying for medical expenses!"

The cannibal king sat down angrily, holding a paper cigarette.

"What? He's gone? I'm gone! He's scratched a little bit of skin at most. ”

"What should you do? You really paid him to go to the health center for an examination?"

The cannibal king has a fire in his furnace cavity and talks like a bomb.

"I don't mean that, I mean, we have to teach him a lesson, and treat him the way he is. ”

Wang Laosi clenched his fists, and his head was "buzzing".

"Okay, okay, let's lie down! ”

Cluttered straw house.

"Zhang Hao, tell me, how did you put that stinky boy down?"

The young man sitting next to him was curious, and Zhang Hao began to brag about his heroic deeds.

"Bring down that kid?

Zhang Hao pointed his thumb at himself, looking like it was a breeze.

"............" omits a large piece of nonsense here.

"I tell you, I kicked him in the crotch of his pants, and the boy rolled down the mud slope with a thud like that angry dead pig. ”

After Zhang Hao finished speaking, the audience laughed and almost forgot the festival.

At this moment, a burly man appeared, he blocked Zhang Hao's sight, stood at the door, and roared viciously. "Who is Zhang Hao?"

"I am. ”

Zhang Hao stretched out his head, and the big man's eyes became more fierce, squinting, and squinting again. "You stick your head out, I can't see clearly. ”

Zhang Hao was very cooperative, stretched out his little head, and there was a big hole in the top of his head, and the eyes that leaked in were dazzling.

The big man yelled with a dark face. "I received a report that someone said that the cow on the team was killed by you, please explain to the captain with us. ”

"What? I kill a cow, and I don't eat beef, what do I kill?"

"Stop talking nonsense, get up with us and explain it to the captain. ”。

The big man himself is black, and when he gets angry, he gets even darker, and the fat head and big ears are like the wild boar.

"Okay, you are uncles, I'll go. ”