Chapter 90: It's better to take a concubine
Master Rabbit has always been held in his arms by Ouyang Nana, and after experiencing the initial nervousness, he has already enjoyed this treatment.
At this moment, he was very comfortable leaning his head on Ouyang Nana's chest, breathing in Ouyang Nana's fragrance in a big gulp, and his face was full of intoxication.
Suddenly hearing that someone was going to stew him, the rabbit master shook his head, and looked at Zhao Meng in horror.
"Brother Meng, you are necrotic, such a cute little rabbit, can you bear to eat it?" Ouyang Nana hugged the rabbit even tighter, pouting and glaring at Zhao Meng.
"Little rabbit, it's almost twenty pounds, right? This is a big meat rabbit, you see how fat he is, even if he raises it again, he can't grow meat, it's better to eat it!" Zhao Meng stared at the rabbit master, his saliva flowed, and he didn't forget to ask my master: "Xiaobai, did you say it?" The brothers came to your house, kill a rabbit and give the brother wine, it's not too much, right?"
I have a soft spot for scaring the rabbit, because as soon as I saw him proudly in Ouyang Nana's arms, I thought of the rogue rabbit, and I felt awkward.
So I laughed and said, "Yes, as long as you catch him, you can kill him." I have a secret seasoning here, and the taste of braised rabbit is a must!"
"It's not easy to catch him!" Zhao Meng laughed, stretched out a hand, and was about to grab the rabbit's ear.
When the rabbit heard our conversation, he immediately trembled with fright, and kept drilling into Ouyang Nana's arms.
"Go away, don't kill my little Baibai!" Ouyang Nana protected with her body.
It's a pity that the size of the rabbit is too big, and a rabbit of nearly twenty pounds is rare in the world, and it is difficult for a little girl to hold it steadily.
An inattentive rabbit master was grabbed by Zhao Meng by one ear, pulled it violently, and pulled it over.
"Xiaobai, did I really fall to death this rabbit?" Zhao Meng laughed, his right hand eager to try.
In fact, Zhao Meng is just joking, even if he wants to eat rabbit meat again, he has to earn the consent of my master before he can kill this rabbit.
However, the rabbit master took it seriously, and suddenly let out an angry roar, and the two rabbit legs glared hard.
"Bang bang!" hit Zhao Meng in the chest, kicked Zhao Meng to a stumbling ground, and let go of his right hand.
The rabbit took this opportunity to run wildly and entered the bathroom in the blink of an eye.
"Is this a meat rabbit, this is clearly a murderous rabbit, it's so strong, I almost can't breathe when I kick it! Dare to kick me, I have to stew you today!" Zhao Meng was furious, screamed, and rushed into the bathroom.
However, the bathroom was empty, and there was not a single rabbit at all.
Instead, a window was opened, and there were a few rabbit footprints on the windowsill.
"Jumped off the building, no, he's just a rabbit!" Zhao rushed over, stood on tiptoe to look downstairs, and said in shock and strangeness: "Where did you run, it's so high, didn't you fall to your death?"
"Xiao Baibai is really powerful, he knew that there was danger, and ran away!" Ouyang Nana was overjoyed and said, "What kind of food, we should go back and discuss carefully, where to open a restaurant, and how to open it." Do you think Xiaobai's money is blown by the wind, and you are generally worthy of Xiaobai and her sister-in-law!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" As soon as Zhao Meng heard this, he immediately became serious, exchanged a few words with me, and left with Ouyang Nana.
As soon as Zhao Meng and Ouyang Nana left, a rabbit slipped in through the crack in the door, rolled on the spot, turned into a rabbit, and said with a bitter face: "Master, are you really going to stew a rabbit?"
"Of course it's true, when does the head of the family stop talking and doesn't count?" Hu Hongying stepped forward, grabbed the rabbit's neck with his right hand, and shouted: "Hui'er, bring a knife, kill Bi Xiaotu today to make soup, and give it to the two distinguished guests tomorrow!"
"Ahh
The rabbit master was even more distracted, and shouted loudly: "The eldest lady spares her life, the eldest lady spares her life!"
"I was joking just now, scaring Master Rabbit, of course it doesn't count!" I walked over, pushed Hu Hongying's hand away, and said, "But Master Rabbit, if you dare to drill into Ouyang Nana's arms next time, I may really stew you!"
"Don't dare, don't dare, I won't drill in anyone's arms in the future!"
"Could it be that the old man fell in love with that Ouyang Nana?" Hu Hongying's eyes lit up and said, "If you like it, you will accept her." Playing for three or five years and then buying it is not a delay in her youth. ”
"What era is this, still taking concubines? You treat her as a toy, let people play casually!" I was a little annoyed, and glared at Hu Hongying in displeasure.
"Don't take a concubine?" Hu Hongying's eyes brightened, her whole body was tired, and she said shyly: "New society, new atmosphere, the master is also monogamous, unlike in the past, you take a concubine every year, I am tired of just managing those little wives!"
Damn, Xu Zhixin in the past actually accepted a concubine a year, this is too extravagant, right?
He has lived with Hu Hongying for more than 100 years, didn't he take more than 100 concubines?
Thinking of Xu Zhixin's life for millions of years, aren't there tens of thousands of female creatures who have had a relationship with him?
Comparatively speaking, I have been living for more than 20 years as an immortal demon king, and I don't have a girlfriend yet!
The only wife, although she died and begged for nothing, she also took Xu Zhixin's light, otherwise she would still be alone!
People are more angry than people!
I didn't want to talk about this topic, so I asked, "Hongying, you said that you want to give them 30 million to open a restaurant, is this true?"
"The words of the eldest lady of the Bai family, like the words of the immortal demon king, are all a spit and a nail, how can it be fake? Don't worry, master, what we have is money, enough for you to lose for hundreds of years!" Hu Hongying said proudly: "I used to be a horse thief, and I robbed a lot of gold and silver treasures, and there were dozens of places where the treasures were buried. When you lose all your property, let's go dig up treasure. ”
I'll go, no wonder Hu Hongying can open so many companies, it turns out that she is not afraid of losing money!
"Actually, the concubine still has a secret, I want to tell the master!" Hu Hongying's face suddenly turned red, pulled me to the bed behind the screen, and shouted outside: "Little rabbit, Hui'er, you two go out to eat, spend it for less than 10,000 yuan." Don't come back in the evening, come back early tomorrow morning to clean up. ”
Master Rabbit and Xu Hui were overjoyed, and hurriedly agreed to open the door and leave.
I was shocked, what is this for, not sleeping, right?
Isn't it a nightmare to sleep with a vixen?
"Uh, what's the matter, let's go outside and talk!" I hurriedly walked outside the screen.
"Master, this kind of thing can only be said on the bed!" Hu Hongying pushed me to the head of the bed.
"Don't, this kind of thing needs to be cultivated first!" I tried hard to push Hu Hongying away.
"Then do you still need to cultivate, I have made more than a hundred husband and wife!"
"That's the former Immortal Demon King, not me!"
"What, you're still not happy?" Hu Hongying suddenly became angry, turned to one side, and shouted: "Lose your breath!"
"Boom!"