Chapter Seventy-Six: It's Good to Have Friends
The knock on the door was heavy and urgent, as if someone outside had something important.
I wondered in my heart, I was already a person who had died in public, and the police had come to put up seals, why did anyone knock on the door?
I got up and prepared to open the door.
However, Hu Hongying pulled me to sit down and said, "Our Baifu, how can there be any reason for the master to open the door in person." Little rabbit, go and ask who's making a fuss!"
"Yes, Madame!" said the rabbit with a bow, and walked over to open the door.
And Xu Hui stepped forward and pulled the screen up.
The small room was immediately divided into two parts, and we continued to eat and drink inside, while Bi Xiaotu went outside to see who was knocking on the door.
"Who are you?"
"Who are you?"
"Who am I, I'm a friend of this household!" said the visitor, looking anxious and surprised, "My friend had an accident a few days ago, and we couldn't contact his family, so he told the neighbors to pay attention, and once the family came, call me." ”
Immediately afterward, another woman's voice said: "The neighbor called us this morning and said that this place has been tinkling in the past two days, as if it was being renovated, so we rushed over." ”
"This is my friend's relative's house, if the relative comes, it is impossible not to deal with my friend's affairs and sublet the house first!"
"What are you doing, could it be that you see a police seal at the door, treat this place as uninhabited, and want to fish in troubled waters?"
A pair of men and women, you say a word to me, and the questions are one after another, so that the rabbit master can't interject at all.
I was happy as soon as I heard it, this is the voice of Zhao Meng and Ouyang Nana.
Unexpectedly, they cared about me, and my heart suddenly warmed.
"Nana, Zhao Meng, don't shout, it's me!" I quickly got up and pulled back the screen.
"It's you!" Zhao Meng was shocked when he saw me, and his face turned pale with fright.
And Ouyang Nana trembled all over, raised her hand and pointed at me: "You...... You...... What the hell!"
After saying that, he fell down on his back.
"It's me, I'm not dead!" I laughed and strode forward.
"Don't come here!" Zhao Meng shouted, turned around and fled.
It's a pity that Master Rabbit took the first step and closed the door, then looked at Zhao Meng indifferently and said, "Master, eldest lady, this son knows too many secrets, is it solved on the spot?"
"Solve what, he's my friend, you've seen. I couldn't cry or laugh, stepped forward to help Zhao Meng, and said, "Zhao Meng, I, don't you know me?"
"Little White Brother, please let me go! I know you died a miserable death, and it wasn't our fault that we left you in the first place. But we can't help it, those vicious dogs are too big and fierce, we really can't beat them, we're going to find help!" Zhao Meng sat paralyzed on the ground, his eyes closed, and he refused to get up.
Ouyang Nana woke up slowly, looked up at me, rolled her eyelids again, and fainted with a hiccup.
"I'm not a ghost!" I hurriedly went to help Ouyang Nana again.
"Poof!" Xu Hui behind him suddenly laughed and said, "Master, you are dressed like this, a hundred people have seen it, at least fifty of them think you are a zombie, and the remaining forty-five people think you have a nerve problem, and only five are not afraid." ”
Hu Hongying smiled disdainfully: "What is this called, in our Baifu before, this kind of thing often happened." One moment the master was killed by bandits, the next the master was stoned to death, and the next time the master was drunk and fell to death. I'm going to give him a funeral almost every few months, which is interesting!"
When I was reminded by Xu Huiyi, I noticed that I was wearing a set of official uniforms of Qing Dynasty civil officials.
Such an image suddenly appeared in front of Zhao Meng and Ouyang Nana, but I was not considered to have become a zombie, and it was already bold not to be scared to death.
I hurriedly got up and said, "Didn't you buy a lot of clothes, give me a new set immediately, wear this, it's not a zombie but a zombie!"
"My lord's words are wrong!" Hu Hongying said with a smile: "To receive distinguished guests, wearing official uniforms is the most solemn. ”
"Solemn fart, didn't you see that they were scared to death?" I didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, took off my official uniform, and squatted next to the two of them wearing only white leggings.
"Master in the future, don't be so vulgar and make people laugh!" Hu Hongying immediately raised her left hand and waved it in front of her, as if my words stinked.
At this moment, Zhao Meng secretly opened his eyes, but when he saw me wearing a set of white clothes, he was so frightened that his eyelids were about to faint.
"Zhao Meng, what the hell is me, not a ghost!" I was in a hurry, raised my hand and gave Zhao Meng a slap, and roared: "I'm alive, I haven't been eaten by dogs!"
"Are you still alive?" This slap was too real, Zhao Meng was beaten, and raised his hand to touch me.
It's sturdy, it's hot, and it doesn't feel like a ghost.
"What's the matter, really, I'm okay with nothing at all!" I glanced at Zhao Meng, and continued to pick up Ouyang Nana and pinch her people.
"You...... Why didn't you die?" Zhao Meng was stunned, and cautiously touched my back again.
"What, do you still want me to die soon?" Ouyang Nana hadn't woken up yet, and I motioned for Xu Hui to come over to help.
"But...... But that day, we saw with our own eyes that you were eaten by a big dog! Bloody, your head is gone, your arms and legs are gone, it's so miserable!" Zhao Meng still didn't believe it.
"The person you see is not me!" For the sake of today's plan, I can only kill and refuse to admit it.
"Not you?" Zhao staggered to his feet and asked, "Who is that?"
Xu Hui and I helped Ouyang Nana sit at the dining table and said, "Who knows, maybe it's an unlucky ghost, it's not me anyway!"
"You're not fucking dead!" Zhao Meng suddenly became angry, rushed over and smashed my shoulder with a punch, and roared: "Why are you not dead in the past few days, why don't you tell us if you are not dead, do you know how sad we are? The company has held a memorial service for you, and we also went to the park to light candles and keep vigil." Today, you even told me that you are not dead, why don't you die, how do you explain to your colleagues?"
Although I was beaten, my heart was warm, and I turned around and smiled: "What, do you want me to really die?"
"Don't die!" Suddenly, Zhao rushed over and hugged my shoulder, choked up: "It's good to be alive, it's good to be alive!"
Ouyang Nana also jumped up suddenly, hugged my shoulder from behind, and cried with joy: "It turns out that you are not dead, you scared me to death!"
"Actually, I want to tell you a secret, I'll never die!"
It's nice to have friends!