Chapter 446: Laughing Audience!【Third Update!】
Just now, Zhang Yuxin also ate a burst of strange vinegar......
As a result, all of a sudden, the style of painting came directly to a Thomas-like flip......
I actually ate my man's vinegar because of my man?
This......
Zhang Yuxin had a dumbfounded expression.
At the scene, Ren Yan continued to speak.
"I just want to see if I can sing a female song. ”
"I've written a lot of lyrical songs before, and although it's appropriate to sing them with boys, some songs have a different feeling when they are sung by female voices. ”
So I thought about giving it a try, and when I tried it, I found that it worked surprisingly well. ”
Ren Yan continued to talk nonsense seriously: "So I applied for a live broadcast room, and the monster is also a blindly registered anchor name, and then tried to broadcast it live." ”
"The response was unexpectedly good, so there was a second and third live broadcast......
"So, with the long sky, there is this concert. ”
The audience was in an uproar.
Confused, confused, confused......
Still confused......
Zhang Yu's eyes were blank......
He Mingxuan stood on the side of the stage, he felt that his eyes were cramping, but thinking about such a thing as eyes, how could he cramp? So He Mingxuan simply sat on the ground in fright.
Because of Ren Yan's words, everyone had varying degrees of acceptance.
Ren Yan wiped the sweat on his forehead with his hand as if he was fine: "This doll's clothes are too thick, and I don't feel tired at all when I sing more than a dozen songs, mainly because it's too hot inside." ”
"Well, after all, my level, everyone knows. ”
He even has the leisure to blow ......
"it, poor brother, don't talk yet, let me slow down!" I don't know who was stimulated, and a male voice screamed at the scene.
And then it was out of control......
After a short silence, the style of the concert suddenly changed and became a vegetable market.
"Poor brother! You're doing things again! I can't stand it! I'm going to kill myself by caesarean section!"
"Brother Ren, the blade is ready, let's cut it!"
"Brother Poor, you give me back!"
"I'm going to!
"Eh, what's the situation with you little black fans? What's wrong with our poor brother? People haven't done anything wrong, with your ability, you BB a hammer! Did the album charge you a penny or did the concert charge you for tickets?"
"This brother is a man who understands...... How do you feel that the poor brother is the gospel of our white prostitution party!
"You may not believe it, but when I heard that Junlan Music, a company that had never heard of it, offered 500 million yuan to promote the album, I thought...... The only person in our Great Celestial Empire who can do such a thing is the poor brother......"
Ren Yan gave a full five minutes to give the audience a buffer time to watch the concert.
However, despite the passage of five minutes, there are still many people who are still in a state of unacceptable.
Ren Yan didn't plan to end the concert directly after it was exposed, and in order to save time, he didn't continue to wait.
"Didn't you just say that? The monster is gone, but the voice is still there. After Ren Yan finished speaking in his own voice, he turned into a strange voice: "Isn't that right!"
The scene erupted in laughter.
The part of the people who were still struggling with all kinds of disbelief also laughed because of Ren Yan's sudden spoof-like voice.
Ren Yan changed his original tone and said with a smile: "Eh, that's right! Don't cry and cry, what about you, that big brother in the infield, look at you like such a big person, why are you crying!"
There was another burst of laughter at the scene, and the director gave the camera to the man who was burying his head.
All right...... The light was not good just now, and Ren Yan just looked at this person burying his head, as if he was hugging his head and crying, and he didn't see who this person was......
But on the big screen, Zhang Yu's face appeared at this time.
Ren Yan's heart can be said to be very broken......
Why is this special, he actually provoked his second uncle?
it!
Just when Ren Yan was at a loss in his heart, Zhang Yu in the spotlight stood up and seemed to be saying something, but because of the distance, Ren Yan couldn't hear clearly.
So, at Ren Yan's suggestion, the staff in the infield trotted over and handed Zhang Yu a microphone.
I saw Zhang Yu take the microphone, move his hand, and then ......
"Ren Yan, do you really want to laugh at Lao Tzu to death, and then inherit the inheritance of Hengtian Group!"
The audience burst into laughter.
Someone has already found on the big screen that the person who was ridiculed by Ren Yan at will was Zhang Yu, the son of Zhang Guobang of Hengtian Group.
And the relationship between Zhang Yu and Ren Yan is not difficult to guess.
Zhang Yuxin and Ren Yan are boyfriend and girlfriend, so what do you say is the relationship between Zhang Yuxin's brother Zhang Yu and Ren Yan.
In this way, in the scene of more than 17,000 people, openly molesting his girlfriend's brother can be described as very dramatic.
That's why everyone is laughing.
And Zhang Yu's reply made many people with relatively low laughter directly lie on the ground and roll around and laugh......
"Ahem...... That, second brother, we're chatting at the end of the concert. However, I really have to tell you...... knowing that his second uncle was not angry with him, Ren Yan didn't bother too much when he spoke.
"Second uncle, Yu Xin is probably watching the live broadcast, you are shouting 'inheritance' so loudly, be careful that Yu Xin runs to sue my future father-in-law......
After saying this, the audience burst into laughter again.
Zhang Yuxin, who watched the live broadcast, was already in a state of jealousy, and laughed heartily in the bedroom at this time.
Zhang Yu also couldn't laugh.
Originally, those who were very uncomfortable with the "departure" of the monster also put the "monster" thing behind for the time being because of such a series of dramatic reactions.
It's true that everyone likes to be weird, but it's also true that they like a very funny and talented rich man like Brother Poor.
So when it is discovered that Boo Monster and Ren Yan are the same person, everyone will like Ren Yan more and more after they need to calm down for different times.
One plus one is not equal to two, not to mention for the time being, anyway, it is not equal to one.
"Okay, okay, no kidding, second uncle, don't leave when the meeting is over, I'll send you home." After Ren Yan said this, Zhang Yu handed over the microphone to the staff.
"Ahem! I'm going to talk about it seriously! Don't joke with everyone!" Ren Yan finished speaking......
Without waiting for the audience to laugh, he laughed first.
After all, it's funny......
It's not that it's funny, but that I caught someone casually, and I actually caught my future second brother......
What a coincidence.
But the audience naturally can't understand the jokes that only Ren Yan himself can understand.
Because Ren Yan suddenly told everyone that it was him, it was indeed funny, so the audience laughed when they saw Ren Yan laughing.
"Don't laugh, don't laugh...... Let me finish ......"
Ren Yan was just about to speak, but he laughed again.
Then Ren Yan laughed again......
It's endless......
The so-called herd effect is like this......
Suppose you see 17,000 people laughing at you, can you control yourself from laughing?
Doesn't that......
So the atmosphere became very cheerful.
Such a cheerful laughter of "it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone" lasted for a full three minutes.
Seeing that not many people were laughing at the end, Ren Yan hurriedly seized the opportunity to cut in, and spoke while calming his tone.
During this time, for some reasons, I haven't had the opportunity to disclose that I am a monster, so I chose to tell you about this at this concert, mainly so that everyone's favorite monster can leave peacefully like a decent person. ”
Well, when Ren Yan finished saying what "decent person" and "leaving peacefully", there was another burst of laughter at the scene.
However, this time, when Ren Yan tried his best to keep himself from being led by the audience, he still continued to insist......
He continued with a smile.
"Thank you for your love for the monster during this time, but although the monster is gone, I'm still there. I want to tell you that I will continue to release albums in the future, but I may have to change it to an album under my name......"
"The main reason is that I'm such a big man, you say...... It's really not good to be always humbling. ”
"So if I come out with a studio album in the future, maybe there will be one or two female songs. Please rest assured that I will not kill them all. ”
Another burst of laughter.
"Calm down, can you give me someone a face and stop laughing?"
The audience responded in unison.
"Can't!"
Ren Yan seemed to have expected such a result, so he said this with a smile.
"Well, if you can't, you can't, go your own way and let others laugh!"
Laughter was heard again.
This cheerful laughter seems to rush out of the 40,000-square-meter on-site venue.
It is in such a harmonious atmosphere that Ren Yan and the audience have interacted with each other for the most direct and longest time since he became famous.
Anyway, it's all kinds of nonsense.
And Ren Yan is the best at talking nonsense......
After chatting about the same, Ren Yan brought the rhythm of the scene back to the topic.
"Ahem! We're having a concert, not cross talk! After that, if you have any questions or want to communicate with me, I will set aside time tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, and we'll see you in the live broadcast room of the old place. ”
"But it's not too early...... So. ”
"Sing a song at the end and give it to everyone, to my friends who support me, and to my friends who support me. Well, both of these are me. ”
"Well, this song, to all those who support me. ”
"Thank you. ”
"The name of this song, called longing is a disease, it seems that I have sung this song in The Voice of China before, right?"
The accompaniment sounded, and the song sounded.
"When you're on the other side of the mountain
I have no end on the lonely road......"
"I'm sure everything will be in time
Ignore all the disturbances
Don't let the unhappy things stop
I'm afraid that if you don't say it, I'm afraid that you won't do it
Don't let the regrets continue, everything is too late......"
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I'm so tired, I went to sleep, and today I'm inflated, and I dare to see more than 40,000 cars in Autohome......