"Oh, my name is Ma Xiaochuan. ”

Ma Xiaochuan stood up and was going to shake it with the other party, but Zhou Dong suddenly stretched out his hand back and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, I just washed my hands, I'm afraid I'll get dirty." ”

The atmosphere of the entire private room suddenly cooled down, and although Zhou Dong had a smile on his face, everyone understood what he wanted to do.

A few boys gloated, a few girls had a lively expression, Li Mengyao didn't make any moves, he brought Ma Xiaochuan here today just to anger these little bees that revolve around him all day long.

She had already expected what would happen before she came, and she hated this guy for eating her tofu for more than an hour just now, so she let it go, thinking that it would be good for Zhou Dong to teach this guy a lesson.

Everyone looked at Ma Xiaochuan with their own thoughts, waiting for his embarrassed appearance.

How do you know that Ma Xiaochuan laughed and looked at Zhou Dongdao, "Come and sing a song, you still wash your hands, it's really hygienic, just stroked." ”

Poof-

A girl next to her directly squirted out a sip of drink.

An understatement made Zhou Dong embarrassed.

I'll jerk off your sister!

Zhou Dong scolded in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, and said with a smile, "You are really joking, where can I use it for my condition, there are a lot of girls waiting for me, but people of your class, you should be very good at this kind of thing!"

After finishing speaking, he laughed, and several boys next to him also secretly praised Zhou Dong's wit in their hearts.

Unconsciously, the two began to fight in secret.

Li Mengyao sat on the side with a playful face, she knew Zhou Dong too well, and her mind was full of ghost ideas, thinking that Ma Xiaochuan would feel better now.

Unexpectedly, Ma Xiaochuan was still smiling, pretending to be reserved, "I did have this habit before, but now I don't have it." ”

A group of people laughed when they heard this, thinking that this kid dared to admit that he had this habit in front of so many people.

Several girls showed disdain, and Li Mengyao also moved to the side with some disgust, thinking that this guy's hand had touched his thigh countless times just now, and he felt sick in his heart.

"Oh, then tell me, why do you quit now?" Zhou Dong didn't plan to stop there, and he didn't want to kill them all.

"Haha, yes, tell me how you quit. ”

I heard that there are a lot of things on the Internet that can replace hands. ”

"It's not that complicated, you can use it by buying a piece of pork and inserting it into a hole, haha!"

Several boys coaxed one after another, and the girls also covered their mouths and snickered, on the surface reserved, but in fact, they were very interested in these topics in their hearts.

Ma Xiaochuan turned his head quietly and smiled at the boys, "You are so familiar with routines, could it be that you have all used them?"

Several boys were stunned for a moment, and their faces changed suddenly, and then they reacted, just now they just wanted to be quick for a while, this is so exposed!

After Ma Xiaochuan finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Zhou Dong and said with a smile, "It's very easy to quit, just find a girlfriend." ”

As he spoke, he turned his head and glanced at Li Mengyao playfully.

The whole private room suddenly quieted down, Zhou Dong was so angry that the corners of his mouth twitched, and several boys beat their chests and feet, Nima, could it be that the goddess has been arched by pigs?

The women on the side opened their mouths wide in surprise.

After Li Mengyao reacted, her face suddenly turned red with shame, and she was about to defend herself, but she suddenly heard Ma Xiaochuan say, "Hey, by the way, when I was having dinner with your father just now, did he say that I should go to your house to live later." ”

"You talk nonsense!"

Li Mengyao hurriedly defended, "My dad didn't say that, he just said that you should have time to sit at home, who said that you should go to my house tonight?"

"Oh, I must have misremembered. ”

Ma Xiaochuan smiled, and Li Mengyao glared at him viciously, thinking that this guy really had something wrong with his brain, and he could remember such a thing wrongly.

But she didn't see any hints here.

The two sentences just now made several boys, including Zhou Dong, almost cry out at this time.

Nima, I've met my parents!

And Ma Xiaochuan continued to look at Li Mengyao seriously, "Also, you can't just take care of your face in the future, you also have to pay attention to the maintenance of your legs, your skin is as rough as python skin, you don't know how much I suffered just now." ”

Li Mengyao immediately became angry when she heard this, and said loudly: "Your skin is a big python, don't get cheap and sell well, you touched me for more than an hour just now, and now you still dislike it, why are you so thick-skinned!"

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Dong and several other boys suddenly felt the pain of myocardial infarction, and they covered their chests one after another, for fear that they couldn't help but spurt blood on the spot.

Nima, touched for more than an hour......

For the speculation of people's hearts, Ma Xiaochuan has already cultivated to the perfection of the heart, and a little trick will confuse Li Mengyao, and at the same time, Zhou Dong and others will be choked enough.

In this round of confrontation, he crushed with an absolute advantage!

Zhou Dong was so angry that his teeth itched, he definitely couldn't stop easily, he gritted his teeth, he couldn't control too much at this time, and directly enlarged his move, "Ma Xiaochuan, I see that you are quite a gentleman, I just don't know how much alcohol is, why don't we compete?"

After the rest of the people heard this, their attention instantly shifted to this, Zhou Dong's amount of alcohol was the most clear to them, it was a fierce man who could drink a group.

"Okay, how can you compare?" Ma Xiaochuan knew that he would definitely not be able to get around today, so he simply played with them.

Zhou Dong pointed out that the waiter brought in four dozen wines, and said confidently, "For every two bottles I drink, you will drink one bottle with you, and see if we two admit it first, how about it?"

"Brother Dong is awesome!"

"Dong Ge is mighty!"

"Brother Dong is too peeing!"

A few boys followed suit, Zhou Dong's alcohol consumption was notoriously fierce in the circle, and they wanted to see how this animal who arched the goddess was embarrassed.

Li Mengyao also gritted her teeth angrily at this time, thinking that she wanted Zhou Dong to pour this guy down to relieve her hatred.

Ma Xiaochuan behaved lightly throughout the whole process, nodded and said, "That's okay, just do as you say!"

"Wait a while, if anyone is cowardly, they will lie on the ground and be the king!"

Zhou Dong sneered, he had lost the upper hand just now, drinking is hard power, so he picked up a bottle of beer and poured it into his throat.

Not to mention, Zhou Dong really has two brushes for drinking, drinking wine is like drinking water, it only took less than ten seconds for the two bottles to go down, and his face did not change.

Ma Xiaochuan behaved very calmly, and also poured a bottle with his head up, his movements were not gorgeous or dazzling, unhurried, and a normal rhythm.

Zhou Dong then began to drink, and Ma Xiaochuan followed very rhythmically.

Everyone was looking forward to Ma Xiaochuan's "live broadcast", but as time went by, their faces gradually solidified.

At this time, Zhou Dong had already drunk twenty bottles in a row, even if the amount of wine was large, but the capacity of his stomach was limited, and his expression began to gradually become painful, wondering why this kid hadn't drunk and vomited yet.

Ma Xiaochuan, on the other hand, was unhurried, followed the rhythm, and after drinking ten bottles of wine slowly, he didn't show any abnormality.

Zhou Dong was a little unable to hold on, and looked at each other panting.

"Go on, or I'll start first. ”

Ma Xiaochuan always maintained a relaxed look on his face, picked up a bottle of wine and drank it again, Zhou Dong gritted his teeth, and also picked up two bottles of wine......

Wow –

After the fourth bottle, Zhou Dong finally couldn't help but squirt out, twenty-four bottles of beer had already propped his stomach to the extreme, and it completely exploded at this moment, spraying the whole room with a sour smell.

"It's not fair!"

A boy next to him hurriedly came up to help Zhou Dong and shouted at Ma Xiaochuan, "You drink one bottle, Brother Dong drinks two bottles, it's not fair at all, so you can't judge the winner in this game!"

"It's just that, it's so unfair!"

"Isn't that an obvious advantage!"

Everyone coaxed under the instigation of this boy, but collectively ignored a key point, Ma Xiaochuan also drank twelve bottles in one go, but there was no!

"I don't think it's fair either. ”

Ma Xiaochuan spread his hands and didn't argue, he was determined to have a good time with this group of people today, "Otherwise, Brother Zhou Dong doesn't seem to be in a state today, this round of competition is invalid, for the sake of fairness, I will make up the rest." ”

After finishing speaking, without waiting for everyone's reaction, he directly grabbed the wine on the table and began to drink it violently.

This time he didn't slow down any longer, his movements were as fast as electricity, and the bottle of wine was just touching his lips as if it had been sucked in.

Bottle after bottle, without the slightest condensation!

Everyone was stunned!

After a long time, Ma Xiaochuan put down the last empty wine bottle, and just gently wiped away the trace of wine stains remaining at the corners of his mouth with his hands, but his face was not even red!

Perverted!

Everyone gasped, this is beer, no matter how large the amount is, if you drink so much in one go, your stomach can't hold it!

But this person is good, his face is not red and he is not panting, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would definitely wonder if this guy had secretly poured out the wine!

Before they could recover from the shock, Ma Xiaochuan then said something that made everyone's eyes widen.

He looked at the boys next to him and said casually, "It's the first time I've met with you, and it's not interesting to just play with Zhou Dong alone, otherwise, I'll drink one round with each of you, and how about two bottles of you and one bottle for me?"

Several of the boys were stunned, and then shrank back, their faces full of horror.

Drink your sister!

Several people collectively scolded in their hearts, who was full of food and support, had to compete with an animal to drink!

Ma Xiaochuan didn't bird them, and continued to turn his head and smile at Zhou Dong, "Why don't we change our tricks and play again?"

"What's the fun!" Zhou Dong gritted his teeth.

Ma Xiaochuan thought for a while, patted his thigh and said, "That's it, it's still ...... than drinking."

"Hey, don't go too far!"

"That's it, Zhou Dong is in a bad state today!"

"Everyone is drunk like this, you are still not human!"

A group of people didn't wait for Ma Xiaochuan to finish speaking, they opened their mouths to crusade, and their relationship with Zhou Dong must be better, so they naturally helped Zhou Dong finish speaking.

"Listen to what I'm done. ”

Ma Xiaochuan shrugged his shoulders and said an earth-shattering sentence again, "That's it, I drink four bottles at a time, and Zhou Dong only drinks one bottle, how about seeing who drinks to the end and wins?"