48. Paste South TV
"Poof!ha!" The three of the hosts laughed and leaned back.
And the crew of "Pulling the Little Demon Fairy" originally wanted to hold back, but the host and the audience laughed, and they were not idle.
"I knew you would call him like this!" Li Xiang's response speed was very fast, and he immediately pulled back with a smile.
"No way! it's too familiar!" Leviga smiled as he added.
"Come on, Jiang Feng, you're welcome!" Li Xiang's eyes suddenly rolled, and it was just the prompt of the director of the scene below, and he directly called Jiang Feng over.
"Sister Xiang, what's the matter?" Jiang Feng walked over very cooperatively.
"Anyway, today is also the host team battle crew, you come here! Let's kill them and leave no piece of armor! Sister will take you to have a good meal in the evening!" Li Xiang joked.
"Sister Xiang, look at my thick eyebrows and big eyes, I am upright!
Jiang Feng straightened his chest and pouted his buttocks, and said, "These people behind me are my beloved relatives and friends!"
"Oh, how do I feel like you have something to say?" He Yu reacted quickly.
"It's okay if you want me to rebel! However, you have to add money!" Jiang Feng said confidently.
"That's two, no more!" said Leviga, smiling.
"Three tons!" Jiang Feng bargained.
"Deal!" Li Xiang and Jiang Feng high-fived.
"Today's first round of the game is very simple! That is to compete in talent, if the opponent does not win a point! Our team is only four people, so each team has three chances!" Li Xiang introduced the rules.
"Who wants to come first!" Li Xiang looked at the crew of "Pulling the Little Demon Fairy".
"I'll come first!" Hearing this, Yu Le rushed out first, "I'll have a mouthfill!"
"Okay! please!" Li Xiang gave up the C position.
As a result, I only listened to the amusement: "Eight hundred pacesetters ran to the north slope ......"
As a result, Jiang Feng, Li Weijia and He Yu looked at each other, and then recited "Eight hundred pacesetters to the north slope...... together"
This is the foundation of the foundation, and the amusement is going back, and according to his analysis, this section is estimated to be pinched.
"It's not good to be a teacher!" Li Xiang said proudly, and looked at Fourth Sister Li again: "Fourth Sister, send another one?"
"I'm coming!" Jiang Lulu jumped out, and then sat on the ground with a big split.
"This!haha!" The three men looked at each other, collectively took a step back, and finally looked at Li Xiang.
"Sister Xiang has to come here, didn't Sister Xiang say that she was good at yoga a few days ago?" He Yu decisively sold his teammates.
But Li Xiang didn't accept at all: "This doesn't need to be compared! We admit defeat!"
"Sister Xiang, how can you say that we are also the home team, you can do it if you want to! Even if you stretch your legs, you can do it!" Jiang Feng interjected and picked up Li Xiang.
"Sister Xiang, you are the best!" Li Weijia coaxed, and the audience also shouted: "Li Xiang, come on!"
"Since it is difficult to resist the hospitality, then I will fulfill your wishes. Li Xiang's expression was very hard, but she took a small step forward, "This is already the limit." ”
"That's right! Sister Xiang's small step is a big step for human civilization!" Jiang Feng interjected again, everyone on the stage burst into laughter, and He Yi grabbed Vega's shoulder.
"Who else!'ve scored your points this time!" Li Xiang asked with a murderous look.
"I'll come!" Jiang Yue walked out, "I have been able to drink water since I was a child, I can drink one liter of water at a time, and I don't breathe in the middle!"
"Really?" Li Xiang was very interested, this pair of brothers and sisters was really a treasure.
"Of course!" Jiang Yue's little face was very proud, she raised her neck and drank a large glass of water very easily, without a pause in between.
"Jiang Feng, this is your sister! Come on!" Li Weijia deliberately gave up the opportunity to Jiang Feng.
"Hey, the ability is the same as the root, why is it too anxious!"
Jiang Feng didn't say that he could do it, picked up the draft beer glass and said: "It's not interesting to just drink water, I'll show you one, how to not get drunk with a thousand glasses on the wine table." ”
"Come on, everyone, please be watchful! The first cup is generally not hidden, and the second cup starts, I will perform the Jiang drinking method for everyone, the first style, and move forward!"
Jiang Feng picked up the water cup and shook it exaggeratedly from left to right: "Come on! it!" Then his arm was quickly sent out, and he stopped in mid-air, spilling out a large piece of water.
The audience burst into laughter, and Li Xiang said: "If you are opposite me, I will definitely hit someone!"
"Sister Xiang not only beats people, but also scolds!"
He Yan was also not to be outdone: "I think it's better to change your clothes first!"
"Come! Second style! Rain and dew are wet! You're also there! Disrespectful and disrespectful!" Jiang Feng's water cup quickly waved to the side, and a wave of water flew out horizontally.
"Are you drinking or taking a bath!" He Yi smiled.
"Of course it's drinking! The amount of alcohol is not good! You have to use some routines!" Jiang Feng said with confidence.
"And how much wine can you drink?" replied Leviga.
"Well, let's put it this way! After the divine skill was practiced, I didn't drink too much!" Jiang Feng gave himself the third cup.
"What about before?" asked Li Xiang.
"Before, I was a caring unit!" Jiang Feng picked up the third cup.
"Unit of measurement?" asked Ho.
"Let's take Xiao Yue as an example! she can drink one bottle, that is, she can drink two Jiang Feng, how much can you drink?" Jiang Feng interviewed in turn.
"I've got four bottles!"
"That's eight Jiang Feng. ”
"Where's Sister Xiang?"
"I can drink 16 Jiang Feng. ”
"No need to ask! I can drink 18 Jiang Feng. Leviga took the initiative to reveal his alcohol consumption.
"Hahaha!" The host laughed crazy, and the audience also applauded "papapa", and the on-site director also gave up, let's go with the actual situation.
However, in the end, Jiang Yue won this game, and the crew scored two points, and then it was the turn of the host group to perform their talents.
"Talent, I can't do it! Let's Jiang Feng come!" Li Xiang kicked the balloon out.
"I'll come, I'll come!" Jiang Feng stood up, "Everyone, look at it, this is my housekeeping skill, don't blink, watch my tongue lick the tip of my nose!"
Jiang Feng stuck out his tongue and put it directly on his nose, and the crew tried many times to no avail, declaring a failure.
"This is a special function, haha!" He Yu tried it himself, but he still didn't come across it.
"Then let's send Jiang Feng in the second game!" Li Xiang was not polite, she knew that Jiang Feng would imitate him, so she was not afraid to hang him on it.
"Is it a special show for "Pulling the Little Demon Fairy" today, or is it my talk show?
"Next, I will perform a long-lost stunt on the rivers and lakes, the iron threshold! Do not imitate those over eighteen years old or below!"
Jiang Feng raised his calf to hold it, then jumped up on one leg, and the leg that jumped up in mid-air directly passed through the horizontal leg.
"Wow!"
"Bang Bang!"
Li Weijia was the boss with several mouths open, and the audience applauded.
"Jiang Feng, who did you learn this long-lost stunt from?" Li Xiang asked with a smile.
"Honestly?"
"To be honest, of course!"
"When I was a child, I was poor in an orphanage and had no money to buy toys, so I studied and played by myself!"
"What you said, I want to laugh and cry!" Li Xiang felt a little uncomfortable when she heard this.
"I am already very lucky, I can be accepted by the orphanage, I can be raised by the old dean, and I can be favored by Director Li to join the crew. Thanks!
Doing a full set of acts, Jiang Feng's acting skills came in handy again, his eyes were slightly red and he bowed to the camera, and then bowed to Fourth Sister Li.
After Jiang Feng's commotion was completed, the on-site director called an intermission, and a group of people began to chat, and Jiang Feng naturally became the focus of it.
On the other hand, when Jiang Feng participated in the filming, Kong Danni had already written the application and procedures, and this time he was going to make a beautiful turnaround.
However, things are not so simple, and the procedures are stuck in the hands of his leaders in the procurement center.
"Dani, what's the origin of your film? A light comedy is all newcomers, and the contract is only the premiere, did you get the money from the stage? Or are you stupid to accept red envelopes!"
The leader of the Mediterranean was furious and slapped Kong Danni's documents on the table.
"Leader, what's going on with "Returning the Pig Gege", you also know that if you help sign it today, I will treat it as if nothing happened. Condani pulled a pen out of her pocket and placed it on the table.
"Is that Taili's decision to threaten me?" Mediterranean's eyes shone fiercely.
"You can understand it this way, anyway, it's a budget of 10 million a year, it's a big deal! We're dead! Let's see who spends the most time in prison!"