The so-called charcoal-grilled Ayumi Hamasaki is actually a bad joke.

Kyoko is actually talking about Kyoto's famous snack, charcoal-grilled herring.

The herring is called Ayu in Japanese, which is the same as Ayumi Hamasaki's nickname, so in a few years, when Ayumi Hamasaki is popular all over Asia, some brainless translation software will mechanically translate this snack into "charcoal-grilled Ayumi Hamasaki".

It's hard to say who suffered from herring and Ayumi Hamasaki, in short, it is not them who are currently roasted on the fire, but Lin Hai.

Lin Hai followed Kyoko's fingers and saw the smiling Hamasaki Ayumi, only to feel that his head was as big as a fight.

Kyoko didn't know Ayumi Hamasaki, noticed that she was smiling at this side, and asked Lin Hai strangely, "Do you know each other?"

"Well, let's just know each other. ”

Lin Hai touched his nose, wondering if it would be better to turn around and leave, Kyoko had already taken the initiative to walk up, nodded to Ayumi Hamasaki and said, "Hello, I'm Kyoko Fukada." ”

Kyoko is still wearing the kimono provided by the teahouse, and with her elegant and polite demeanor, she feels like a lady.

Ayumi Hamasaki responded with a smile, looking at Kyoko, somewhat jealous.

Height has always been a place of resentment for Ayumi Hamasaki, who is 156 tall, is half a head shorter than Kyoko who is 163 tall, and now Kyoko is stepping on clogs, and the height difference between the two is even greater.

Ayumi Hamasaki regretted not coming out in high heels.

If the woman is not happy, she will look for a punching bag, and Lin Hai will send it to the door without dying.

Ayumi Hamasaki pretended to be resentful and said, "No wonder you refused to invite me, it turns out that you have already made an appointment with a beauty." ”

"You misunderstood......"

Before Lin Hai finished speaking, Kyoko grabbed his arm with both hands, looked up and asked expectantly, "Hai, are we dating now?"

"Uh......"

Seeing her looking at herself with expectant eyes, Lin Hai really couldn't deny it, so he nodded.

Kyoko's smile bloomed instantly, and then she lowered her head shyly.

This scene corresponds to a poem written by Xu Zhimo to a Japanese girl-

"The most is the gentleness of the bowed head, like a water lotus flower that is not shy. ”

Ayumi Hamasaki watched from the side, feeling congested inexplicably, and was going to leave after saying hello, but suddenly changed his mind and decided to stay as a light bulb.

Hmph, you make me unhappy, and you don't want to be happy.

Ayumi Hamasaki thought so, his eyes gesturing back and forth on Lin Hai's body like a knife.

……

It stands to reason that artists can't eat charcoal-grilled herring with a heavy taste, but Lin Hai couldn't stop Kyoko's soft grinding and hard bubbles, and promised her not to make an example.

Hawkers, there is also the meaning of reward, do the right thing to reward, so that the little animal will be more obedient.

Lin Hai didn't care whether Ayumi Hamasaki was willing or not, and helped her order one.

"Two charcoal-grilled herring, please wait!"

The owner of the barbecue stall shouted, and he got busy.

Kyoko smelled the smell, and the gentleness and generosity on her body were suddenly thrown out of the clouds, and she directly abandoned Lin Hai and walked to the charcoal rack like a puppy waiting to be fed, staring directly at the smoking herring. After a few glances, I probably felt too choked, so I pulled Ayumi Hamasaki into the store that sold incense next to me.

Lin Hai didn't like the smell of barbecue smoke either, so he walked away a little, remembering that he hadn't contacted Hikaru Utada yet, so he took out his mobile phone.

There was some surprise, there was a missed call on the phone, looking at the time, it should have been called when I was bathing and changing clothes in the tea house before.

Lin Hai called, and after a while, the phone was connected.

"Are you Lin Hai?" the tone on the other side was not very polite.

I don't know if it's because there's something wrong with the other party's mobile phone, or if it's the environment, the voice sounds buzzing.

"Who are you?" Since the other party was not polite, Lin Hai was not polite to him.

"It doesn't matter who I am, it's important that you leave Kyoto right away, otherwise you'll ......"

"What do you mean?" Lin Hai asked rhetorically.

"That guest, do you want chili for your charcoal-grilled herring?"

The owner of the barbecue stand shouted at this side.

Lin Haichong waved his hand over there, and when he came back to his senses, he found that the phone had been disconnected.

Inexplicably, it's probably some kind of prank.

Lin Haihai stepped forward to pay, took two grilled fish, and came to the door of the aromatherapy shop to shout Gongzi.

Kyoko and Ayumi Hamasaki came out quickly.

Lin Hai handed them two fish.

After Kyoko took it, she directly disregarded the image and feasted on it, while Ayumi Hamasaki twisted the bamboo skewer of the fish with his fingers and asked Lin Hai, "Don't you eat it?"

"I don't like fishy food. Lin Hai shook his head, and then added: "I didn't let the boss put chili peppers, but the charcoal-grilled food has a lot of salt, if you don't eat it, you can give it to Kyoko." ”

"I love it. ”

Ayumi Hamasaki chuckled and walked to Lin Hai's side, stepped his feet slightly, and blew in his ear: "It's good to taste the fishy once in a while, 'Ayu' is very delicious......"

After speaking, without waiting for Lin Hai to react, he turned around and walked up to Kyoko and handed her the grilled fish.

Kyoko stuffed the grilled fish in her mouth and muttered thank you, in exchange for a laugh like a silver bell in Ayumi Hamasaki.

Lin Hai couldn't help but touch his earlobe.

What does this witch mean?

This is a hint, an explicit, a seduction, no, it's a crime, okay!

As an underage boy, Lin Hai said there was a lot of pressure.

Lin Hai hung his hair absentmindedly, and suddenly felt a little strange, his eyes focused, only to find that there was an angry face in front of him.

"Ah, Hikki, why are you here?"

"Humph!"

Udada Hikaru glared at Lin Hai, and when he saw that the other party finally realized his existence, he snorted dissatisfiedly, and the resentment on his body was like substance.

"Didn't you say someone invited you?" Utada glanced at Kyoko in costume, and said angrily, "You shouldn't be a gang up to deceive me, right?"

"You're thinking too much. ”

Lin Hai sacrificed the Dafa of touching his head, and was sensitively flashed by the orange cat.

Seeing the other party glaring at him, Lin Hai pointed at Kyoko and asked, "Do you think she will lie?"

Noticing that Lin Hai was pointing at herself, Kyoko looked over, and then discovered the existence of light, and ran over to Sa Huan, and handed the fish that Ayumi Hamasaki gave her to Hikaru Utada: "Hai promised to open the net today!"

The orange cat squinted and swallowed the fish, and his resentment was slightly reduced.

Lin Hai took the opportunity to tell her what had just happened, and then brought up the old story again and asked her why she was here.

"Mr. Yazawa's blind date invited us to eat here, and as soon as I came out of eating, I saw you and ......"

Hikaru Utada looked at Ayumi Hamasaki, and his words suddenly turned - "Who is she?"

"I'm with Kyoko's senpai. ”

Lin Hai told the truth.

Kyoko was stunned for a moment and asked Ayumi Hamasaki, "Hey, is Sister Ayu also a graduate of Horikoshi High School?"

Ayumi Hamasaki smiled, "I didn't graduate, so I dropped out of school halfway through. Then he turned to Hikaru Utada and said, "You're Hikki, I just heard Kyoko mention your ......."

……

It is gratifying to congratulate that the crisis has been resolved invisibly.

Lin Hai looked at the dogs and cats who were being played with by the fish, and felt more and more headaches while being relieved.

When he saw the fox sisters who were following Ai Yazawa, his head hurt even more.

"Mr. Yazawa, I'm sorry for your trouble. ”

Lin Hai first bowed deeply to Yazawa Ai, and then looked at the pair of sisters behind her.

Kanda Miko, and her sister Kanda Mien.

……

Kanda Laimiko's attention was on Ayumi Hamasaki at this time, listening to the voice of the other party, the more he listened, the more he sounded like the woman who was on the phone in the afternoon, but ...... Isn't she in Tokyo?

Am I being too careful?

But how is that possible?

If it was really her, how could she know Hikaru Utada?

Kanda Laiweizi was full of paste for a while.

By the time Kanda came back to his senses, Ayumi Hamasaki had already walked in front of her.

"Can I call you Laimiko?"

Kanda nodded subconsciously.

Ayumi Hamasaki took her hand and said with a smile, "You can call me Ayu." Hehe, I don't know why, I always feel like it's not the first time we've met......"

Kanda Laimiko saw the meaningful smile on the other party's face, and immediately snorted, and called "Sister Ayu" with a sweet smile, and there was no trace of doubt in his heart-

You can't go wrong, it's her!

……

It's not easy.

Lin Hai looked at the "intimate" appearance of the two women, and felt that in terms of excitement, they were not inferior to the palace fighting drama.

If this situation is filmed and posted on the 2CH in the previous life, I don't know how many people will forward and collect it like chicken blood?

It's also the first meeting between the queen and the concubine, isn't it?

……

These two masters are not simple.

Ai Hui is known as a beautiful cloud, but there are only a few people.

When Hamasaki walked into the palace, Namie Amuro was still favored, but the "step master" stepped on the other party and sat firmly on the throne of the main palace.

And Kanda came to Miko, she entered the palace late, and caught up with Otsuka Ai who was born, and her status in the palace was not even as good as that of her sister who was still outside the palace......

However, the concubine Niangniang was not discouraged, kept changing her course, and finally gained a firm foothold in the palace with her sexy dress and scheming skills, and finally survived Ai Otsuka and Namie Amuro...... Survived-

All in all, as of Lin Hai's crossing, except for the deaf and dazzling "step master", the rest of the concubines were basically boiled away by the concubine Niangniang, if she hadn't been a demon herself, I am afraid she would have ascended to the queen's throne in advance.

……

Lin Hai's attention was more focused on Kanda Laimiko, which made Laiweizi's sister Meiyuan a little unhappy.

Meiyuan, who had just turned 14, grabbed her sister's arm and shook it, indicating that she hadn't been introduced yet.

"This is my sister, Mien Kanda. ”

"After all that, in front of outsiders, you have to call me Misono!"

Kanda Mien, or Misono said dissatisfiedly.

Lin Hai stepped forward and said, "There doesn't seem to be much difference between Meiyuan and 'Imperial Garden', right?"

"Anyway, this is my stage name, what, do you have an opinion?"

Kanda Mien crossed her hands on her hips and glared at Lin Hai unhappily.

Lin Hai smiled: "I don't have any opinions, but I do have a suggestion." ”

"What advice?"

"Change your stage name. ”

"What stage name?"

"Usopp, what do you think?"