Chapter 253: The Curse of Having to Tell the Truth
As the incantation was pronounced, a whirlwind suddenly appeared around the cigarette, gently lifting the cigarette into the air. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
A couple passing by looked back, and the girl said in surprise, "Look, it's magic, there's a fan dressed as Spider-Man over there, cooperating with him." ”
The boy tugged at the girl and whispered, "Let's go, now that Spider-Man has been defeated by the Green Goblin, the Green Goblin is attacking everywhere like crazy, even if there is a poster about Spider-Man in front of the store, it will become the target of the attack, this idiot probably doesn't know, maybe when the Green Goblin will find him." ”
After the little couple walked away, Li Kang looked up at Spider-Man, "You are now a symbol of disaster in the eyes of New York citizens, don't you know how to reflect? I asked Fury to train you, why didn't you go?"
"That.... I mainly feel not free.... I just want to be a hero and help my neighbors do what I can, S.H.I.E.L.D. or something, it's too big, what? Is that what you asked Director Fury to do? If I knew, I would definitely go, and if I went to training, Gwen probably wouldn't have died. Spider-Man was once again depressed, but he still hadn't come out of the shadow of Gwen's death.
"The deceased is gone, there is no point in thinking about it, let's think about how to take revenge and comfort Gwen in the heavenly spirit. Li Kang said, he snapped his fingers, and the cigarette with James's hair burned out at once, leaving only a mass of dregs, but the smoke condensed in the air, it turned into a thin line, slowly floating into the air, facing the breeze, and flying towards the horn daily.
"What's the use of that?" Spider-Man asked, scratching the back of his head, and after meeting Li Kang, his mood improved a lot, and he began to ask this and that.
"This is a curse, the person in this curse, you can't lie when you speak, you will definitely say the truth, this James is attacking you so crazy, it is impossible to let him say it without reason, let's wait to see the show." Li Kang bought two bottles of beer and handed one to Spider-Man.
"I'm sorry, I can't drink, I'm not an adult, it's a crime, thank you for your kindness. Spider-Man politely declined.
"What a. Li Kang unscrewed the cap of the beer in displeasure and stuffed it into Spider-Man's hand, "Don't mother-in-law, a big man, what's the point of drinking a little wine?" Besides, you wear such a mask, who can recognize that you are not yet an adult, don't be a thief, you are really choking, you have been wearing a mask for almost a year, don't you secretly do something taboo, such as stealing a peep or something, it is very legitimate." ”
"Can you teach me something good? I'm not a saint by chance, but the bottom line of being a human being is that if I really do that, I'm a pervert, and I've occasionally met women taking a bath once or twice, but I've never done that kind of immoral thing. Spider-Man was startled and quickly clarified.
"I'm not wrong to say you're a. Li Kang touched the cup with Spider-Man with disdain, and at this moment, on the big screen of the Horn Daily, the editor-in-chief James suddenly sneezed several times in a row, and Li Kang stabbed Spider-Man excitedly, "Hehe... Look, the show is coming. ”
"Hmm... I'm sorry to the distinguished audience, I had a bit of a cold today, haha.... Actually, it's all a lie, I didn't have a cold at all, but my nose was a little itchy just now, and I sneezed for some reason, it's all normal, although it's a bit embarrassing, but it's nothing, hahaha...."James laughed out loud.
"Wow! The effect of this curse is so powerful, even this kind of trivial matter, he has to tell the truth," Spider-Man turned his head to look at Li Kang, and he whispered, "You won't use this trick on my head." ”
"Then it's up to you to behave, don't mess with me, I won't do anything to you. Li Kang took a sip of beer and smiled incomprehensibly.
Spider-Man chuckled and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he still had some understanding of Li Kang's methods, and it was because of this understanding that he felt sincere fear.
On the big screen, James continued to look foreign, "Just now the teleprompter said, let me stop sneezing, continue to talk about Batman.... Wait, I'm wrong, it's actually Spider-Man, I really don't understand, these heroes or something, why do you always have trouble with animals, but Batman is much better than Spider-Man, at least a mammal, but then again, I personally hate spiders very, very much, and as for Spider-Man, I hate it even more, this damn wall creeper, how dare you hurt my little Smith! I'm going to make him pay!"
Li Kang and Spider-Man looked at each other, but they didn't expect James to hate Spider-Man so much, it was because of this person named Little Smith.
"Do you know any little smith?" asked Li Kang suspiciously.
"If I'm not mistaken, this little Smith may be James's son, who was an amazing astronaut who had done a spacewalk and lived on the space station for 120 days, and when he came back, the ship had some malfunctions, and I saved him, and I took a picture of little Smith at the dinner party afterwards, and I was supposed to be James's benefactor, but why did he hate me so much. Spider-Man touched his chin and was puzzled, but he didn't have to think about it, James immediately gave the answer.
"When my dear son, little Smith returned from the space station, everything went well, but it was all because of the wall creeper, he suddenly appeared, wreaked havoc on the spaceship, almost caused my son's spacecraft to crash, this is a terrorist, don't look at him always dressing himself up as the hero next door, in fact, he is a terrorist in his bones! Damn the terrorist dares to appear as a hero, I swear, I must expose his true face! But when it comes to my son Smith Jr., it's really handsome, exactly the same as when I was young, don't look at it now, I was back then, but I was known as ....." Just when James was still bragging, suddenly the big screen went black, and then the picture was switched to a cat and mouse cartoon.
Tom and Jerry are in eternal love and kill each other.....
"Wow!" This time it was Li Kang's turn to be amazed, he clapped his hands, applauded and cheered, "It's really amazing for you! I thought that doing good deeds without leaving a name was already the highest level of doing good deeds, but I didn't expect you to be able to make me refresh my three views, it turned out that the worst thing was not to do good deeds without a name, but to do good deeds, and to leave a bad reputation, it was really wonderful, you think back, why did you destroy other people's spaceships at that time." ”
"This.... At that time, there was a black sticky object wriggling on his spaceship, which was destabilizing the fuselage, so I used cobwebs to remove it, oh...!Damn, I guess this scene, looking at it from below, it seems that I am sabotaging! No wonder James misunderstood. Spider-Man couldn't help but hold his head, and he said bitterly, "I must be cursed, why do good deeds can also become bad deeds?"
Li Kang looked at the painful Spider-Man, he patted Spider-Man's shoulder, and said in a seductive tone, "Don't be discouraged, there is an old saying, a fence has three piles, a hero has three gangs, it won't work alone, you need to hug your thighs and find a backer, only in this way, people like James don't dare to say anything about you casually, because talking about you is equivalent to saying your backer." ”
"Then, Brother Li, are you willing to be my backer, I will serve you before and after the saddle!" Spider-Man immediately said excitedly.
"Well, with your current qualifications, you're not qualified, but as long as you pass Fury's training, you'll be qualified. Li Kang's words not only rekindled Spider-Man's heroic heart, but also pushed Spider-Man to Fury.