Chapter 319, Double Fool Makes a Big Deal 307!
Chapter 319, Double Fool Makes a Big Deal 307!
Hua Ming thinks this woman is so strange.
When I was crying, my rabbit was crying, and I was emotional, but you jumped out and interrupted us with a big grin, don't disturb my sad emotions, and now you are still running to ask me what I want to do?
Could it be that this woman has a problem with her IQ?
However, for the sake of her good looks, Hua Ming decided not to worry about these things with her.
"I'm crying my bunny. Although Hua Ming felt that her question was very unreasonable, she still answered truthfully. This is the general mentality of Dick Si when facing the goddess, because they only feel that they have been hit by the lucky jackpot and don't know how to refuse at all.
The girl stared at Hua Ming vigilantly, then looked at the rabbit that was tightly hugged by Hua Ming, and asked, "This is your rabbit?"
Hua Ming was in a hurry. Feelings: This woman is suspicious of the serious origin of the rabbit girl.
"Of course it's mine. It's called Xiao Liang and it's a female rabbit. It likes to eat green cabbage leaves and shredded carrots, it has to be fed six times a day, it likes to drink salty water with a little salt, it doesn't like tasteless water, it has to comb its hair once every three days, and it has to take a bath once every five days, and it now weighs five pounds and two taels------"
Hearing Hua Ming say it so carefully, the girl believed that this rabbit was Hua Ming's.
She got closer, looked at the rabbit in Hua Ming's arms, and her sharp eyes showed a soft light, and asked, "Why are you crying about it?"
"It's cold, and I'm ready to make hot pot -----," Hua Ming said.
The girl was furious, her fingers clenched, and she shouted, "What did you say?
"It's not me, it's me. Hua Ming seemed to be afraid that this black-faced girl would be angry, took two steps back, and explained in a panic: "It's they who want to make my rabbit boy into a hot pot." ”
"Who are they?" the girl asked, with a grim eyebrow, a gesture that refused to give up.
"Yes----- it's Liang Tao, Li Yu, Wang Jinzhong, Fu Qiang, Li Dewang, Huang Ran, -----they all want to eat my rabbit and want to make it into hot pot. "Hua Ming betrayed all his companions.
"You agreed?" the woman said, looking at him with disdain.
Hua Ming was annoyed.
He couldn't stand the girl's questioning tone, he couldn't stand the disdain that the girl showed.
Who are you? Why are you talking to me like that? Why do you care about my Uncle Hua's business?
So, Hua Ming decided to fight back.
"Who promised? "Whoever promised is the grandson. The rabbit is my heaven, my earth, my heart, my liver, my life, how could I let those beasts eat it? I would rather give them a piece ------of my rabbit's meat than let them eat one of my legs."
"What?" the girl was quite moved when she heard it just now, and suddenly jumped up again.
"No, no. I said the wrong thing. Hua Ming's momentum shrank instantly. "I mean, I'd rather give them a thigh than a piece of meat----- I'm determined to fight those violents to the end. Whoever doesn't let my rabbit celebrate the New Year, I will let whoever can't celebrate the New Year. ”
"In that case, why are you crying here?" said the girl in a cold voice. Question the unreasonableness in Hua Ming's words.
"I -----" Hua Ming was choked all of a sudden, and said: "I just think ----- I just think that my life is so bitter." Didn't I just have a rabbit, why do they always have trouble with me?"
He glanced at the black-faced little beauty pitifully, and said, "You don't know how much I have suffered and how many grievances I have suffered for this rabbit." I took it out for a walk, looked at the scenery and basked in the sun, and they thought I was deliberately trying to please the girl. Am I that kind of person? Can those girls blame me when they see the rabbit being cute and the rabbit is handsome, and the handsome father comes up to talk to me?"
"But if I don't take it out, I feel very sorry for the little girl. She's my dear, how can I always keep it in my dorm? And the air in the bedroom is so bad, Liang Tao next to me only washes his feet once a month, and yesterday I went to take a shower, and said that I would wait until the first day of the Chinese New Year's Eve and then wash it a second time, Li Yu, who was in the bed next to me, was in the quilt every day, and the fart did not disperse for half an hour, and it smelled of radish, and the Tang Zhong in my lower bunk did not like to change clothes, and the front side was dirty, and the back side was dirty, and then compared which side was clean and which side was clean, and which side was ----- my rabbit had the same cleanliness as me, can it live a healthy life and grow up happily in such an environment?"
"Then you ------" The girl's anger was obviously weaker. "You just do your own thing, and you don't care what others say?"
"No matter if it works? Everyone rejects me, thinking that I am a nymphomaniac, a rabbit idiot, and mentally ill----- which brings me a lot of pressure in my life. Hua Ming wiped his eyes, rubbed them red, and said. "In the past few days, they have come to my bedroom when they have nothing to do, this little guy who carried me said that he was getting fat again, and the one who said I wanted a rabbit leg who robbed me and who was anxious to ----- my heart, you don't know how many times I was awakened by nightmares. I'm afraid that one day I'll come back from outside and find that my little boy is gone------ how can I live?"
"It's too much of a deception. The girl was furious. She ran over, snatched the rabbit from Hua Ming's hand, hugged it in her arms, and said, "Let's go." ”
"Where are you going?" Hua Ming asked blankly.
"Go to them and settle accounts. The girl said.
"Settle accounts-----" Hua Ming was startled. Most of what he said was not true, mainly to prove to this girl that he was a good young man who was loving, charming, and dared to fight against the evil forces. If you lead her to the dormitory and be coaxed by them, wouldn't it be revealing?" ”
"Classmates, classmates, they just bully you like this, classmates, they are in a hurry to eat the rabbit you raised, are there such classmates? What kind of classmates is this?" The girl stared at Hua Ming with hatred, and said, "No wonder others have bullied you." Look at your sissy look----- are you going? If you don't go, I'll go by myself. Tell me your bedroom number. I'm going to see who dares to come and snatch a rabbit from me. ”
Cissy?
Hua Ming only felt that a stream of blood rushed to the dantian. He wanted to scream and descend the banshee.
All right. It doesn't matter if you scold me. However, Hua Ming knew that if he didn't go, this beautiful woman who met by accident would never look at him again. This bamboo forest will be a place of regret for my life.
"Just go. Hua Ming shouted. "Afraid of death is not a little good father. ”
So, this man and a woman, one stupid and one even more stupid, killed the 307 dormitory with great momentum.
Today is Saturday and there are no classes at school. Liang Tao, Huang Ran and Wang Jinzhong were fighting the landlord in the bedroom, and Li Yuwo was reading novels and listening to music in bed.
Syllable------
The door to the bedroom was pushed open.
No, it's a kick away.
Liang Tao stood up and glared angrily.
Ever since the brothers of 307 made a name for themselves in the school, no one had dared to 'kick the door' on this side.
However, when he saw a black-faced little beauty standing at the door with a rabbit in her arms, his momentum weakened a little, and he asked with a smile, "You're here to find our second child, right?" He's not here. Don't ask me when he's back, I know that question, but I can't answer it. Please understand. ”
In Liang Tao's heart, all the beauties who come to the bedroom must have come to Tang Chong. Otherwise, who do you think they are looking for?
"Who's the second?" asked the black-faced little beauty, turning around.
"The second child is not here. A deep voice replied from behind the black-faced little beauty.
Liang Tao felt that the voice was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember who it was for a while.
"What's wrong with your voice?" asked the little black-faced beauty. It was fine just now, why did his voice change as soon as he arrived in the dormitory?
Liang Tao rushed over, pulled Hua Ming out of the door, and said with a smile: "Boss, what the hell are you doing?
"Let go. Let go. Hua Ming hurriedly slapped Liang Tao's hand away, a picture of me and you being incompatible.
"Who are you?" asked the black-faced little beauty staring at Liang Tao.
Liang Tao still didn't understand what the situation was, so he glanced at Hua Ming suspiciously, and said, "I'm Liang Tao." ”
The black-faced little beauty covered her nose all of a sudden, and said angrily: "You are Liang Tao who hasn't washed his feet for a month?"
"What?" Liang Tao almost fell to the ground. "Who hasn't washed their feet in a month? Who hasn't washed their feet in a month?"
His eyes were fixed on Hua Ming, knowing that it must be Hua Ming who was playing a ghost in the middle, otherwise, how would this woman know who she was?
"Hua Ming, what are you doing?"
"What am I doing? What am I doing---- don't you know yet?" Hua Ming winked at Liang Tao and gestured.
The black-faced girl stood in front of Hua Ming, preventing Liang Tao from bullying Hua Ming, and said, "Don't be fierce to him---- I have to explain this matter to you today." Which is Li Yu? Who is Li Yu?"
Li Yu, who was lying on the bed reading a book, had already noticed the changes in the bedroom, and was taking off a headset to watch the excitement, when he heard the black-faced girl ask her name, and said strangely: "It's me." ”
"You're the Li Yu who likes to secretly fart in the bed and still smells of radish?"
"I ------" Li Yu suffered this 'catastrophe', and he was ashamed and angry all of a sudden, his face was red, and he couldn't even speak clearly.
The black-faced little beauty was very satisfied with the situation in front of her and said, "Very good. What about Tang Chong, who had not changed his clothes for many years? What about Wang Jinzhong, Fu Qiang, Li Dewang, Huang Jun--- and others? I'm going to talk to you about it today. ”
She memorized all the names Hua Ming just said, and she didn't miss a single one.
(PS: Sorry.) Later. Xiao Fan is not well-behaved, Lao Liu wants to be a daddy to coax her to sleep. )