Chapter 403: Singing
Looking at the things on the table, Bai Shixuan's face was flushed, just now he just cared about scolding him here, but he didn't expect that he didn't actually leave, but went out to buy something, and when he came back, he bumped into himself and scolded him!
At the moment, Bai Shixuan still snorted lightly, and still continued to be angry: "I'm not hungry, I don't want to eat, you can eat yourself, I won't eat!"
After speaking, Bai Shixuan pursed her pink little mouth, but her eyes couldn't help but glance at the bedside table next to her, only to see that the things Bing Mohe bought back were delicious xiaolongbao, as well as fresh and pure soy milk, as soon as she smelled it, her stomach couldn't help but protest again.
Bing Mo didn't say a word since he came in, but at this time, he walked to the door and picked up the pillow that Bai Shixuan had just thrown out, patted it lightly, and then cushioned it back under Bai Shixuan.
"What are you doing, I don't care about you, you go away...... You ......"
Symbolically struggled for a while, but it was useless at all, because there were still drips hanging on his hands, so he could only let Bing Mo go when the time came.
Turning around and propping up the eating board on the hospital bed, Bing Mo put the purchased xiaolongbao and soy milk on it, and then sat on the edge of the bed, looked at Bai Shixuan and said, "Puppy, come, I'm very hungry, eat something, don't be hungry, otherwise I'll be distressed!"
"You're a puppy, you can keep these dog foods for yourself if you buy them, hum, I don't want it!"
With a cold snort, Bai Shixuan pursed her pink little mouth again, tilted her head to the side, and forced herself not to look at the food on the board.
Seeing that Bai Shixuan was still playing a little temper there, when Ji Bingmo glared, his tone became serious and said, "You still give me strength, don't you?" Don't think I don't know, your stomach is very hungry now, hurry up and eat, don't be hungry!"
"I don't want it, you can keep it for yourself! Also, I want to divorce my husband, I'm going to divorce you today, I don't want you to be my husband anymore, I have nothing to do with you in the future, so I don't want to eat what you bought!"
Continue to turn her head and not look at Bing Mo, now Bai Shixuan is still angry, this guy in front of her actually dares to say that she is a puppy, it is really infuriating, how can a husband say that his wife is a puppy.
"Shut up for me, what nonsense are you talking about, this kind of thing can be said casually!"
At that moment, Bing Mo was really angry, stood up directly, snorted coldly and glared at Bai Shixuan: "Let me tell you Bai Shixuan, no matter how you change, you are still my Bing Mo's wife, and I am also your eternal husband!
Whether you eat it or not, you have to give me no food today, and if you don't listen to me again, don't blame me for using cramming to punish you!"
"Fill in ...... Cramming ......"
Hearing this, Bai Shixuan couldn't help but be stunned, and immediately remembered that a few days ago, Bing Mo seemed to have said this word once, and he could guess the approximate meaning by its name, it must be like the way to eat stuffed ducks that he saw on TV before!
All of a sudden, his face immediately turned pale, Bai Shixuan believed that if he was still disobedient, then he Bing Mo would definitely dare to do this kind of thing.
Although she was already a little scared in her heart, Bai Shixuan was still unwilling, she was defeated by Bing Mo so easily, thinking about it, this guy often bullies himself like this, and he doesn't know how to let himself go at all!
At that moment, tears flowed out uncontrollably, and the snow-white Bei Tooth bit his pink lips tightly and said: "Bing Mo, you big bastard, shameless guy, you know how to bully me all day long, I, Bai Shixuan, am still not your wife after all!"
As soon as he saw his wife crying there again, shedding tears, Bing Mo immediately became anxious, he himself was not afraid of heaven and earth in his life, no matter how dangerous things were, he did not have a trace of fear, only that he was afraid that a woman would cry in front of him and cry in front of himself!
At that moment, he hurriedly took out a few tissues from the side, walked over and hugged Bai Shixuan's pink shoulder, wiped away her tears with a tissue and said: "Wife, be good, don't be angry, doesn't my husband know it's wrong? Don't cry, I won't bully you again in the future." ”
Brushing his head over, Bai Shixuan still ignored Bing Mo for a moment, turned his head and didn't look at him at all.
Looking at this, Bing Mo was a little embarrassed, but he still played his specialty, cheeky spirit, picked up a small long bao in front of him, put it on Bai Shixuan's mouth, and said in the gentlest tone that a man said in the world today: "Come, my good wife, eat a bag, this is your favorite xiaolongbao, if it is cold for a while, it will not taste good, so you have to eat it while it is hot!"
"I don't eat it, don't touch me either!" With a cold snort, Bai Shixuan directly struggled out of Bing Mo's arms.
"Oh, my good wife, good wife, you can be obedient, eat one!" Bing Mo once again grabbed Bai Shixuan's fragrant shoulder with one hand, picked up the bun and continued to put it to her mouth.
"If you don't eat it, I just don't eat it, you take it away for me!"
Swinging her head, Bai Shixuan pushed away the xiaolongbao on the side of her mouth, and at this time her tears had stopped, but her beautiful black eyes suddenly turned around twice, no longer angry, but began to laugh and said: "If you want me not to be angry, unless...... Unless you ......"
His spirit was suddenly shocked, and as soon as Bing Mo heard that there was a play, he hurriedly asked: "Unless what?
"Unless...... Unless you sing me a few songs now, if I am happy listening to it, I will forgive you immediately, and at the same time I will eat the food on this table!" As she spoke, Bai Shixuan began to look at Bing Mo very proudly, but in her eyes, a trace of cunning also flashed.
As soon as he heard that this was the condition, Bing Modang shook his head with a wry smile, singing, I haven't been in this city for more than ten years, how can you sing!
immediately refused: "No, this can't work, how can I sing like this, let's change it, change the conditions!"
"That'...... Then dance for me!" blinked his big clear eyes and looked at Bing Mo tightly.
"Uh......" At this moment, Bing Mo was really defeated, and began to raise his hand to surrender, saying: "This is not good, except for these two, you can say the rest casually!"
Speaking of singing, it's a little funny, with his incomplete five tones and still a hoarse voice, I'm afraid that as long as he sings, he can scare the patients in the ward next door into a coma again!
And when it comes to dancing, it's even worse, fighting and killing, he Bing Mo is still good, if he talks about dancing, it's really no fun!
As soon as he thought of being like those people on TV, pinching an orchid finger, twisting the waist of the water snake, and fiddling with various steps, Bing Mo felt that he was trembling all over!
"No, that's all there is to it, I can't think of the rest, singing or dancing? You choose one yourself, if you don't choose, you don't want me to forgive you!" Seeing that Bingmo refused again and again, he didn't want this, didn't want that, Bai Shixuan directly didn't follow it.
"Okay, okay, then I'll sing, I'm really no fun dancing!" Shaking his head, Bing Mo was really helpless, so he had to choose one of them, but he first picked up a xiaolongbao, put it on Bai Shixuan's mouth again and said, "I can sing, but you have to eat one first, eat, and then I'll start singing!"
At this time, Bai Shixuan didn't embarrass Bing Mo anymore, nodded lightly, and lightly opened her teeth to bite the xiaolongbao, when she entered it, the xiaolongbao was no longer very hot!
But in her Bai Shixuan's heart, there was a flash of warmth, she felt that her husband, although not particularly outstanding, was still very good, at least, he had a lot of patience, comforting himself here to eat. If this were to be another man, in the face of what he just looked like, I am afraid that he would have already given up and slammed the door angrily and left.
After Bai Shixuan ate a xiaolongbao, Bing Mo sat on the edge of the bed and thought for a while, and then began to sing: "Sister, you sit at the head of the bed, brother walks by the bed, affection and love hold hands, little sister, you sit at the head .........of the bed, brother and I walk by the bed, our love, our love, will last forever in the white head."
"Poof......
As soon as he heard these lyrics sung by Bing Mo, Xiao Long Bao, which had not yet been completely swallowed, almost squirted out, Bai Shixuan hurriedly said: "You can think of this kind of song, and ah, don't lie to me, I heard this song once or twice when I was young, is this the lyrics sung?"
"Uh... In fact, this is a few lyrics adapted from the song of "Yu Wenhua and Yin Xiangjie", "The Love of the Slender Man"!" shook his head with a wry smile, and Bing Mo said helplessly: "In addition to such a song, I really can't think of it, I haven't heard a song for so many years, just the song just now, I still heard it a few times when I was a child!"
"I don't care, anyway, you are not allowed to sing the song just now, what you sang is ugly, change to a new one!"
Shaking his little head like a rattle, Bai Shixuan began to ask Bing Mo there to change a new song