Chapter 101: Lower Limit Warrior Chen Li

The wild wild forest recedes, and the madness hidden under the trees returns to the darkness. The closed path reappeared, and the King of Inspiration swept into the forest and lifted up the Demon Forge Man.

"Are you alright?"

"It's okay!" Qiang Yun suppressed the disordered ghost qi in one breath, and the ghost forging man stood up with a pale face.

The King of Inspiration smiled bitterly and said, "Chen Li must come in, I can't persuade him!"

"I know, this time I have to thank him for coming in to break the game, so I didn't be lured into the demon by Yuquan!"

Yuquan's eyes turned red, but his voice was still leisurely: "I used a ghost dew as a guide, and it took ten years of Yin Quan's biochemical power as a supplement, and there is a demon forest to isolate the inside and outside, you and I should have become people of the same path!"

The ghost dew glows with a little vitality, so that the ghost forging dao person gives birth to a weak dao fetus that is absolutely impossible for ghosts and monsters. Yin Spring derives Yin ghosts, and introduces ghost forging people into the womb to shake the ghost heart. The Demon Forest unleashed its might, revealing its power that defied common sense. Everything is for the last demon body to lure the ghost forging people into demons.

It was originally impossible for ghosts to enter demons, but the Oni Forge Dao people have strange backgrounds and are different from ordinary ghosts. Yuquan knew that the ghost forging body was secret, and he had incredible power in the demon forest, so he had a certain degree of confidence in carrying out the demon cultivation.

"Why are you using this kind of subordinate?" said the Ghost Forge in a deep voice. Unexpectedly, from the very beginning, Yuquan had the idea of luring himself into the demon, and the ghost forging Taoist was anxious and angry, and he was even more afraid that his previous efforts would be wasted: "Ghost Shenglu can help Chen Li, this is also a lie you released?"

"Old friend, I've never lied to you. Yuquan flicked his sleeves, and the vines moving in the ground broke through the soil, interweaving the appearance of tables and chairs: "Sit." Now that you have come, listen to me slowly, and I promise that what I have said before and after is true. ”

"You have a problem!" Chen Li sat down in front of the Ghost Forging Daoist and the King of Inspiration, facing Yuquan: "The old ghost was fine before he set off, but he ate his stomach badly after coming to you, did you poison him? Why did you poison him and not give him laxatives? In this way, I have to find an opportunity to collect the Bainaxi ...... by myself."

The Ghost Forging Daoist nudged the King of Inspiration, saying that he was no longer in trouble. Hearing Chen Li's bastard words, he was afraid of angering Yuquan, so he hurriedly went to the table and sat down: "Yuquan, I treat you like a friend, and you actually plotted against me!"

Yuquan sneered: "The caterpillar in the urn only thinks that the heaven and earth in the urn are real." I just want to turn you into a butterfly, so why do you think what I said is false?

"You came to beg me to find a way to deal with Chen Li's demon, I don't hesitate to spend ten years of Yin Spring to condense the ghost for you, but you will take revenge and beat a rake!"

Yuquan's words were righteous and awe-inspiring, and the surging demonic energy on his body set off the weirdness. But what he said was seamless, and the ghost forging people couldn't find loopholes if they wanted to refute it.

"Yuquan Zhenren, the so-called honey of the other and my poison, your way to the sky may not be suitable for ghost forging!"

Glancing at the King of Inspiration, Yuquan bowed slightly.

"You're a friend of the Oni Forge? However, the truth and falsehood often depend on how high you stand and how far you can see. ”

Everyone sat down, Yuquan knocked on the table, and four funnel-shaped leaves grew from among the vines, and there was nectar growing in them.

"It is common sense to drive on mountain roads and roads, and it is also the way you know. The mountain road that is sought is naturally ridden by horses. The plains that are sought are cut down for vehicles. But my Tao is the fundamental way, the transcendent way, and it cannot be regarded as an ordinary way. ”

"My way opens the heavens and the earth, transforms yin and yang, changes the world, and destroys shackles. Anything is possible, everything is allowed. As for the power, you've seen it!"

Yuquan laughed and said, "Your path is just a handicap to make up for the lack of hands and feet, how can it be compared to my avenue!"

The King of Inspiration followed Chen Li into the Cliff Valley, but disappeared in the blink of an eye. I couldn't find any trace of the half-immortal cliff all over the half-immortal cliff, and only after Chen Li accidentally broke the game did he be stunned to find that the ghost forging dao and Chen Li were close in front of him, knowing that Yuquan's cultivation was unfathomable, and he didn't just bluff people.

The Ghost Forging Daoist was almost enchanted by the Yuquan Seed Demon in the Demon Domain Forest, and he had a deep understanding. Yuquan's statement, the Inspiration King and the Ghost Forging Dao Man were speechless, and even wavered in their hearts.

"You have a problem!"

The King of Inspiration and the Ghost Forging Dao people didn't dare to eat and drink the things of Yuquan at will, and Chen Li didn't care about them. happened to be a little thirsty by the wild dragon who flew over this way, Chen Li picked the leaves and raised his head to drink the nectar.

"Why do you have an ass and spray manure with your mouth?

Seeing someone answering, Yuquan squinted his eyes and said, "You are Chen Li, how did you enter the Demon Realm Forest?"

"Such a big intersection, I ran and ran here and came!" Chen Li chirped and said, "It's a little tasteful, boss refill the cup!"

Yuquan was not embarrassed, and the vines grew new leaves and poured nectar.

"Is it because you are also in a state of enchantment, so you can see something they can't see?" Yuquan guessed: "Yin and Yang hug and return to the baby, and it is possible for you to see some truth by chance!"

"What you can see is what you can see, what you can't see is what you can't see, it's real or not!" Chen Li drank another cup of tea, and seeing that the ghost forging man hadn't touched the nectar in front of him, he simply grabbed it and did it himself. "What kind of caterpillar butterfly or something, you think you are Zhuangzi sleeping and changing flowers!"

Chen Li glared, crumpled the dried leaves into a ball and threw them in the face of the King of Inspiration.

"Old ghost, do you think I'm a fool?"

The King of Inspiration had already prepared and skillfully tucked the leaves into his sleeves.

"It's all paste, what's the difference between using leaf paste and using Baina thin paste?"

"All of them are alive and have seen them before, so what's the difference between a caterpillar and a butterfly?"

"I'm a fat man, I'm happy! Even if I'm a caterpillar, it's a pleasure to crawl on the ground! Is it because I'm a caterpillar that I'm not happy when I climb up a branch and nibble on a dewy leaf? I'm so happy!"

"You all have problems!"

Chen Li passed through everyone with his fingers, crossed his waist and said, "There is a big problem!"

"Hehe, the frog at the bottom of the well can't see the sun and the moon. Yuquan sneered: "I have never seen a small pond in the sea that is only satisfied with life, life and death are tied to the sky, and when the water is born and the water is dry, it is sad!"

"Freshwater fish generally cannot enter the sea to live, and there is a problem of osmotic pressure. Chen Li said seriously: "You are the one who released the grass turtle into the sea?"

"Caterpillar metamorphosis is a physiological phenomenon, as long as you feed it yourself, it will pupate, butterflies don't want to be philosophers, Zhou Zhuang may just drink too much and play naked. ”

"It's always humans who like to think cranky, and animals just want to live happily for life. It's okay if you have an idea, please don't put the blame on the animals, okay?"

"Isn't it good to live a life that you can see and chase what you can see?"

Chen Li ran to the Inspiration King, plucked the leaves, and played with nectar in his mouth.

"Poof! Haha! Fat man, have you been tricked! Do you still use your sleeves to block it? Let you be like a ghost and drink Lao Tzu's footwashing water! No, you are a ghost yourself......

The King of Inspiration was sprayed all over his face by Chen Li, from his hair to his neck. It's just that the King of Inspiration didn't look angry, and wiped his face with his sleeve, which was quite spit and dry.

"After all, it's the words of the ants. Yuquan frowned and said, "Knowing that there is a higher level that does not break through but drags its tail in Tuzhong, it is just a reason to compromise for yourself." ”

"The higher realm of farting. Assuming you have the ability to observe infrared rays now, I let out a fart. Fat old ghost, they smell my stinky fart, you see the shape of the fart, can you escape from my fart? Speaking of which, you don't want to suck a little bit of my custom hydrogen sulfide!"

Chen Lida let out a wild word: "Fairies also have to pee and, and no matter how beautiful a beauty is, she will have bad breath if she doesn't brush her teeth." No matter how many words are decorated, the essence will not change! So when will you show me what fairy looks like? Don't be fragrant, you can't be cheap, fat man!"

Chen Li's words were messy, but the Inspiration King and the Ghost Forging Daoist both had a slight gain.

"No matter how nice civet coffee is, it's all for cats!" "The King of Inspiration usually deliberately collects information on human society, and then inexplicably remembered cat poop coffee.

"The main job of a beginner is to clean the incense hall and the toilet and the night incense of the monk...... Hehe!" the ghost forging man didn't know what he was stimulated, but he actually remembered some of the past when he was in the human world.

"Vulgar! boring!"

"You look down on and pee?" Chen Li slapped the table, and his eyes turned sideways: "Who can you live without and pee? No matter how smelly and dirty it is, it is not produced in your stomach? If you pull it out, you will turn your face and deny people? and urine can be used for fertilizer and nitrate." Farts are an important greenhouse gas, and Australian cows fart and put a piece of the ozone layer missing, you know! Fart is still social etiquette, think about it when talking to a friend he suddenly let out a fart, if you can also hold a fart is not so embarrassing? Be careful not to hold your head and spew out the shit, your friend is very difficult to return. ”

The foul-smelling speech carried some wonderful experience that made everyone present feel sick, and even began to wonder if they had the same experience in their own lives.

Although Yuquan is enchanted, the habits of the predecessor are still there. When he was still a cultivator, he was also a senior master of a famous sect, and there were disciples and grandchildren who went in and out, not to mention that there were also thirty or twenty subordinates who were in groups of slaves to call, when did he pay attention to these filthy things?

Taoism has a saying that purifies oneself and dispels one's own qi and obeys qi, which means to keep the body clean and remove acquired impurities. Of course, inhaling wind and drinking dew is a way to find a dead end, that is, to get obscene. However, it is common to take refined pills and replace staple foods with adjuvants.

Yuquan was born noble, and the food he ate in the world was carefully selected foods such as honey and fruits, not to mention that the people who talked to and from him were all elegant people, and he had never even heard a slightly vulgar word, and he was suddenly furious when Chen Li polluted his ears with, pee, and fart.

"Tin Soldier One, fork this person out for me!"