Chapter 21: Touching the Melon
"Director Chen, is the little meow you are talking about?" Yang Jingru opened a recording so that everyone could see it.
I saw a little girl the age of a junior high school student sitting in front of the camera, bowing her head and doing her homework seriously.
A series of question marks popped up from everyone's heads, and Liu Guanxi, who had prepared a lot of words, directly knotted his tongue.
After watching it for ten minutes, the picture has not changed, and everyone finally confirmed that this is a genuine live broadcast homework.
"Light source?"
"Hey!"
"You've finally lost faith in your friendship with adult women, and you've degenerated enough to do something to junior high school students?"
Yang Jingru reacted and said eagerly: "Director Chen, this is a crime!"
"In accordance with article 236 of the Penal Code......
"What are you talking about! This child is a poor student sponsored by me!" Chen Li's face was black: "Put away your dirty thoughts of adults!
Liu Guanxi patted his chest and let out a long sigh, shaking Chen Li's eyes from side to side: "Fortunately, I hung up the phone!"
"Why did you call the police so quickly!"
"Mine is through, but I'm also hanging. ”
"Chitoi, where did you call?"
"Ah Chu, when did you sponsor this child? I don't even know!" asked Liu Guanxi curiously.
"Five years ago, you know. Chen Li glanced at Liu Guanxi.
Liu Guanxi realized: "Is it Ah Zheng?"
"Hmm. Xiao Meow and Ah are coming out of the same village, and I saw her message for help on the Internet. Chen Li sat back on the chair and looked carefully at the little girl doing her homework seriously in the picture.
"Little Meow is working hard! I was in the top 100 in the last class exam!"
"So you've been clamoring to move to the education district......"
"Well, I'm the head of the lifesaving department anyway, I can't run outside all day, right? It would be nice to see each other or something!"
"Wait, you haven't met yet?"
"Transfers, online payments, modern society to fund a person is still worried about not being able to spend? ”
"Ah, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"
“...... Ahri, can you speak? Why do I sound a little weird?"
"However, that thief ventured into the life-saving department just to watch the live broadcast?" Yang Jingru thought hard: "It's strange, any computer can watch the live broadcast, why do you have to watch it here from Director Chen?"
"Unless, he's not here to watch the live broadcast, but to determine what Ah is watching!"
"Grass...... The grass and trees are overgrown!" Chen Li got up, and the red silk in his eyes burst out instantly: "Which one who is looking for death dares to touch my little meow? Lao Tzu will cut him into shredded green pepper meat when he kills through the two realms!"
"No, all we think about is someone coming in to steal something, and we can't rule out that he came in to add something to Director Chen!" Yang Jingru's eyes flashed with the wisdom of a detective: "For example, quietly stuff some black materials in the cabinet......"
"Reasonable, I suspect that those strange websites were deliberately left by the enemy in order to frame me!" Chen Li suddenly realized and gratefully shook Yang Jingru's hand: "Comrade, you are so timely!"
"But how to explain this cat hair? It can't really be the computer that the cat crawled in to open it, right?" Detective Yang Jingru will not let go of any flaw!
"If you want to talk about cats who can turn on computers, there are many monsters in the story. Liu Guanxi explained: "Cats are very spiritual animals, and there are special records of cats in ancient and modern times. The ancient Egyptians believed that the god Bester was the image of a cat-headed human body, and in the Middle Ages, people believed that black cats were the pets of witches and killed cats in large numbers, leading to the plague, also known as the Black Death. In Tibet, cats are not allowed at the crossroads where the sky burial passes, as it is believed that cats bring back the spirits of the deceased. Even in inland areas, there are many legends of cat monsters and cat monsters, mainly because cats have nine lives and become demons over time. ”
"That's just a legend, isn't it? Isn't a monster or something?"
"Xiao Yang, our job is to kill those 'imaginary' ghosts!" Chen Li said with a smile: "You can accept that there are ghosts, why can't you accept that there are demons? Be open-minded! Don't be bound by common sense!"
Yang Jing said as expected: "I often encounter ghosts, but demons have never seen them!"
"In order to cultivate corpse food, the tasks assigned to you are all ghosts!" Liu Guanxi said pityingly: "It's really hateful, haven't those guys told you any common sense? The main difference between ghosts and monsters is that one is a visitor from the netherworld, and the other is a local native." Ghosts from the Netherworld will be suppressed by the rules of the human world, and it would be good if they could exert 10% of their strength! Monsters are products of the human world, and they can use their full strength!"
"That broken knife can only cut ghosts, monsters it can't deal with. Chen Li sniffed, and the inside of his nostrils seemed to itch again: "But the local big monsters have been almost cleaned up, and they generally stay in the demon spirit holy land and don't come out, where does the little hairy demon dare to go into the tiger hole and scratch the tiger's buttocks?"
"Practitioners often chant about demons and monsters, but there are actually three kinds of them. Monsters, monsters, ghosts, and a monster are mostly related to people. ”
"Look at the monsters, there aren't a lot of Liudong Lake!" Chen Li grinned and said, "I personally sent a small half of it in!"
"Don't make a fuss! Let's get down to business!" Liu Guanxi glanced at Chen Li and said, "Jingru, I'll tell you these things slowly in the future, and the most important thing now is to find out about Ah Chu!"
If it weren't for Sister Liu, I might be in Liudong Lake by now...... Yang Jingru's chest was hot, and she felt Liu Guanxi's concern.
"Could it be a nine-life cat? I've seen one before, a thief slippery!"
"It's unlikely, no matter how fast the Nine Lives Cat is, it won't leave a trace at all, and the surveillance shows that everything is normal. ”
"A stealthy cat demon, this is a rare breed!"
"Let's look at it from another angle, could it be that someone deliberately uses cat hair to attract our attention to divert our attention?" Yang Jingru proposed a new idea.
"Could this be all a conspiracy of the Zeniths?
Chen Li was hit by Liu Guanxi, and Yang Jingru's face turned red.
"It's useless to guess, it's better to go outside and see if there are any clues!"
The location of the textile factory where the rescue service is located is very remote, and it is basically a place where strangers cannot enter and leave without getting lost. This is also to avoid someone going through the wrong door and accidentally going to a strange place and seeing something that shouldn't be seen.
Chen Li squatted at the door, chewing gum with a vicissitudes on his face.
"Boss, aren't you going to look for clues?"
"Find a fart! Ahri has hundreds of cameras installed in such a place, and she can see it when I go to the flower bed to walk the birds, what else can she not see? If that thief can really escape Ahri's eyes, I will kneel down and bow to him as a teacher! Alas, it would be nice if there really was such a master......
"Boss, there's a dog across the street that keeps watching you. ”
"What?" Chen Li narrowed his eyes: "It's a dog away, come here!"
A dog-headed human imp crawled out of the shadow in the corner of the wall, cowering and walking around Ye Qiansi.
"Last time, there were a lot of things in Qiansi, so you reported the news, hey, why didn't you come to get the reward?
"I've been here several times, and I don't dare to go in with her!" The dog kept a relative distance from Ye Qiansi, and his body tensed like a spring.
"Qiansi is now a regular employee of the Rescue Department, and she will be responsible for giving you rewards in the future. Chen Li touched Ye Qiansi's head, "Go to the karma bottle and uncover a piece of karma for it, the monster likes those things the most!
In the eyes of the array of collecting karma, some unidentified substances in the shape of pots will be formed over time. These unidentified substances resembling limescale are of no use to humans, but are eaten by youkai and ghosts. Ye Qiansi was able to absorb karma at will, and she was not interested in these leftovers.
"I haven't seen your kid report recently, so it's all safe?"
"Director Chen's prestige is far and wide, where do we little monsters dare to make trouble! In the past, monsters liked to come out to scary people, and they were not idle, but now they all want to help Director Chen run around!"
"Where's Crow White, why can't it come, it's busy?" Chen Li asked casually.
"Don't say it, Crow Bai has recently become obsessed with what is called live broadcast of human beings, and he stays in the nest all day and doesn't go out, I see that he even forgot how to fly!"
Seeing that Chen Li's face was getting worse and worse, Gou Li whispered, "Director Chen, did I say the wrong thing?"
"The truth is always in the hands of a few, and voting has amply demonstrated this. Chen Li exhaled a rough breath of turbid air and said in a muffled voice: "When advanced and excellent things appear, the reactionary forces always do their best to suppress its growth. But the light will always come, and it is an inevitable truth that the advanced will defeat the backward!"
"Boss, what are you talking about?"
"Chisi, you're back! I said we had something to do!"
"Well, I won't bother?" the dog stepped back in small steps, and was dragged back by Chen Li's twisted head.
"You're here to report something!"
"Well, there's ...... What's the situation?"
"If there's a situation, you'll have to go out and check it, right?"
"How should it be?"
"You're urging me to go out and check it, aren't you?"
"How dare I...... Right?"
"No problem, it's wrapped around me!" Chen Li was very satisfied and handed the karma bottle limescale to Gouli, and dragged it away with his arm around its neck.
"The head is wagging and the tail is swinging, flying the realm. I don't want to be magnified for a second, I just want to be magnified for a second......" Chen Li rode a second-hand motorcycle and walked in the middle of the road very arrogantly. If you have the experience of driving a night car, you will know how cool it feels to contract a whole road. In particular, the newly built expressway, which has not yet been officially opened to traffic, has a long, straight asphalt road in front and behind, and the four lanes are casually driven with your eyes closed.
Of course, Chen Li didn't dare to play so big, but it was quite comfortable to let himself fly a little on a remote and uninhabited highway.
"Boss, where are we going?"
"Go to the crow-white nest and see what it's up to!"
"Yabai is just watching a live broadcast, I don't think I need to bother Director Chen to go out in person......"
"You don't understand. Crow White's thing is a plaything at best, and you can't ignore it if you are its brother. At worst, it is a delay in the military situation, and it must be dealt with seriously! Rest assured, I have already received your fear that your brother will go astray, and I will not sit idly by!"
Uncle, why don't you leave it alone?
Gou Li saw that Chen Li was determined to take the opportunity to go out for a ride, and he also closed his mouth and stopped saying nonsense such as "please come back".