Chapter 1 Pickling Skills
Chen Feng sat on the happy lawn in Fengcheng, a little annoyed.
As the killer king of the Western killer world, the wolf king, he can't even conquer a woman, which is a great blow to him.
Half-ringing, Chen Feng took out his mobile phone and made a call: "Sister-in-law?"
"Oh, brother-in-law, I... I'm still in class?" In the dragon and phoenix class of Fengcheng No. 1 Middle School, a beautiful girl buried her head under the table and said with some annoyance.
Chen Feng sighed slightly in his heart and said softly: "Sister-in-law, I'm leaving!"
"Where are you going?"
"I've been with your sister for a month, but I still haven't been able to capture your sister's heart, and I'm coldly treated by her every day, and I don't have the confidence to stay no matter how thick-skinned I am. Chen Feng said helplessly. Last night, the king of the dark night, the wolf king, if he let others know that he retreated because of a woman, I am afraid that he will laugh off his big teeth.
As soon as Chen Feng's words fell, in the classroom of the thirty-eighth class of Fengcheng No. 1 Middle School, a figure stood up violently under the stunned gaze of the teacher and classmates, and rushed out of the classroom at lightning speed...
"Brother-in-law, where are you going?" said the figure as he ran over and over again.
"Xiaorou, did you run out of the classroom again? Chen Feng, who was on the phone, instantly realized something, and quickly shouted.
However, the woman on the other end of the phone didn't care about Chen Feng's scolding at all, and said eagerly: "Brother-in-law, tell me, where are you now?
Chen Feng said with some irritation: "Xiaorou, I have been serving tea and pouring water, washing and cooking at your sister's place for a month, but your sister still doesn't have any good feelings for me. I think it's time for me to leave. ”
The dignified wolf king can't even conquer a woman, which hurts his self-esteem too much.
As soon as Chen Feng's voice fell, Xiao Rou on the other end of the phone suddenly cried with a threat: "No, you can't leave." If you leave, I'll drop out, I won't study, I'll study badly, and I'll fight every day... Fooling around with those hooligans in society every day......"
"You dare?" Chen Feng frowned slightly and scolded in a low voice.
"If you leave, do you think I dare?" Xiao Rou's stubborn voice came from the phone.
For this little sister-in-law, Chen Feng really has a headache. Obviously only seventeen years old, but definitely a little witch. It is said that there is an existence of a big head sister at school.,Fights and brawls are omnipotent.,
Chen Feng is sure that if he really leaves, this little sister-in-law will definitely degenerate from now on and become a female gangster.
"Xiaorou, you're forcing your brother-in-law. Chen Feng was a little helpless.
"Whatever you say, you can't go anyway!" Xiao Rou snorted lightly, and then said, "Brother-in-law, where are you? I'm coming to you." ”
"What are you looking for, hurry up and send me back to school to study!" Chen Feng said unhappily.
"I don't, I'm coming to you. Xiao Rou on the other end of the phone pouted.
"I'm on the Happy Lawn. You dare to come and see how I clean you up. Chen Feng snorted lightly.
As soon as Chen Feng's words fell, he heard a voice with a hint of excitement: "Brother-in-law, wait for me, I'll be there soon." ”
Immediately, the phone hung up.
Not long after, a little girl wearing a school uniform and a ponytail, about sixteen or seventeen years old, appeared in front of Chen Feng.
This little girl has a pure face, but her figure is unique, more perfect than any car model.
Syllable!
Seeing this little girl, Chen Feng didn't make a move, and slapped her directly.
"Let you study hard, why are you here to do it? Are you going to be angry with your brother-in-law?" Chen Feng raised his eyebrows and scolded coldly.
The innocent little girl rubbed her ass lightly, and said aggrievedly: "Brother-in-law, people are worried that you have run away." ”
Hearing this, Chen Feng shook his head helplessly: "Xiaorou, brother-in-law is really leaving." I've been working hard for a month, but I still haven't been able to capture your sister's heart, and I don't want to stay any longer. ”
"Brother-in-law, you're a big man. When you rescued me from more than a dozen thugs, I didn't see you frowning, why did you retreat now?" Sister-in-law Xiao Rou's beautiful big eyes glared slightly, a little disdainful.
"When it comes to fighting, your brother-in-law and I are not afraid of anyone. But this chasing woman, your brother-in-law is really inexperienced. In the past, women took the initiative to give them a hug, and I... You haven't chased a woman, right?" Chen Feng said, glancing at Xiao Rou.
Xiao Rou stroked her forehead, a little speechless. His brother-in-law is good at everything, but he loves to brag.
Xiao Rou glanced at Chen Feng, and then said, "Brother-in-law, I thought about it for a while. The way you chased my sister may have been wrong from the beginning. ”
"Uh, wrong, what's right?" Chen Feng was slightly stunned.
"I think you're too real, you can't. Xiao Rou said faintly: "Women, in addition to hoping that someone will be good to her, they also desire romance, they also like to listen to sweet words, and even hope to be teased occasionally... It's called fun. ”
"So, I feel like you can give it a try. ”
"What do you mean, you want me to tease your sister at every turn?" Chen Feng opened his mouth wide. Isn't this sister-in-law's idea too bold?
Teasing Xiao Tingyue's domineering president? Are you sure you won't be killed by her in a second?
"It's not flirting, it's flirting, it's a flirtatious teasing!" Xiao Rou rolled her eyes and corrected Chen Feng's mistake.
She really can't figure out how people born in the 90s can be so stupid.
"Teasing?" Chen Feng's originally frowning brows slowly stretched. The corners of the mouth are hooked up with a touch of upward amplitude... It seems that he has comprehended the essence of bubble girl.
Immediately, he looked at Xiao Rou and said faintly: "Xiaorou, are you in love?" brother-in-law wants to warn you, you are now in your third year of high school, and it is a critical moment for the university entrance examination, don't mess with me... Otherwise, if your sister doesn't clean you up, your brother-in-law will have to clean you up. ”
Xiao Rou glanced at Chen Feng: "As for those crooked melons and cracked dates in our school, I Xiao Rou still can't look down on them, and I have no interest in falling in love with them." ”
"Then how do you know so much?" asked Chen Feng.
"Hehe, these are just some of the tricks used by the scum in our school when they chased me. Xiao Rou sneered, and with that delicate face, it looked extremely incongruous.
Chen Feng was slightly stunned, and then a little speechless: "These tricks can't catch up with you... Will I catch up with your sister if I use it?" Chen Feng expressed great doubt.
Xiao Rou stopped: "It's different, it's different! My sister has only cared about reading since she was a child, and she is a good girl." I never knew what it was like to be in love, and if you use these tricks to deal with it, she will have absolutely no resistance, and she will drop in seconds. As for your sister-in-law, I have been a scumbag since I was a child, and I have mixed a lot of society, and I have seen a lot of scumbag tricks, so I am naturally immune to these tricks. ”
Looking at this little sister-in-law who was wearing a school uniform, but was already like a human spirit, Chen Feng didn't know whether to be happy or have a headache.
And at this moment, Xiao Rou gently rubbed her flat stomach and said aggrievedly: "Hey, brother-in-law, your sister-in-law is hungry." Hurry up and ask your sister-in-law to eat something delicious!"
"Isn't there food in your school? You can go back and eat. Chen Feng said.
"No, I don't! The school food is unpalatable. Xiao Rou said coquettishly: "Brother-in-law, I helped you a lot just now, don't you mean that you have a good conscience?"
"Also, if you don't invite your sister-in-law to eat something to block your sister-in-law's mouth, aren't you afraid that your sister-in-law will tell her sister that her brother-in-law told her to skip class and run out of school?"
The corners of Chen Feng's mouth twitched fiercely.
When this sister-in-law is good, she is like a docile kitten, but when she is ruthless, she is definitely a little witch.
If Xiao Tingyue knew that Xiao Rou ran out of school because he didn't go to class, he would probably be completely finished.
Thinking of this, Chen Feng had no choice but to say helplessly: "Okay, good, my brother-in-law is afraid of you." Say, what do you want to eat? But, for the first time, your brother-in-law and I have no money. ”
Xiao Rou instantly gave Chen Feng a disdainful look: "No money? I remember that someone didn't say before that someone had tens of billions of dollars in savings?"
Chen Feng said helplessly: "My brother-in-law is indeed rich, but for some reason, my brother-in-law's account has been frozen! Therefore, my brother-in-law is just a poor ghost now, and even my brother-in-law is considering whether to go to your sister's company as a security guard to earn some living expenses." ”
After giving Chen Feng a pitiful look, Xiao Rou said, "Okay! You just invite me to KFC to eat some big chicken legs!"
"Okay, you can still afford a few big chicken legs!" Chen Feng said with a smile.
"Giggles, brother-in-law is the best!" Xiao Rou smiled and directly stretched out a hand to wrap his arms around Chen Feng...