Out of curiosity, Zhang Whale Swallow did not choose to get into the luxury car that was destined not to end well on Friday evening, and watched the beautiful sister being taken away by her boyfriend.

Then he followed the address that Zhou Zhenpage gave him on WeChat, and found the classroom apartment where Zhou Zhenpage was.

The two said hello briefly, Zhou Zhenye closed the doors and windows, and pulled down the curtains, leaving only a little dim light in the whole room, which felt a bit like acting Infernal Affairs.

"Teacher Zhou, what are you doing here?" Zhang Whale Swallow wondered.

Zhou Zhenye pursed his lips and smiled, "Don't worry. ”

Then he turned on the TV and an old-fashioned DVD player, squatted under the TV cabinet to tinker, and finally pulled out a disc and put it into the DVD player, quickly returned to the sofa, and said with a smile: "Don't you want to know what's in my phone? After watching this movie, you will know, these are all old antiques that I treasure, and I don't show them to ordinary people." ”

Zhang Whale Swallow nodded gratefully.

When!when!

Classic Hong Kong-style movies take the lead.

Zhou Zhenye took out a thick stack of paper towels from the paper on the table and handed it to Zhang Whale Swallow, the former smiled evilly, and the latter shook his head in confusion.

"Pretend!" Zhou Zhenpage teased, in his opinion, this kind of thing that adolescent boys with hormonal explosions understand, how can Assistant Teacher Zhang not understand it, it's just pretending to be pure, or maybe Assistant Teacher Zhang has extraordinary skills, and he won't need this thing for a while.

Thinking of this, Zhou Zhenye's old face turned red, he withdrew his hand, and he didn't hold the thick stack in his hand.

The waist is straight and straight.

It means to see who has been holding on for a long time.

It's a screaming and noisy movie, and the whole house is filled with the hormonal smell of youthfulness.

There is a plot and something to watch.

Zhang Whale Swallow is probably because he is still young, and he feels his blood boiling when he looks at it, and then he thinks about it, and he really only treats what is shown on the TV as a movie that everyone can watch.

Although Zhang Whale Swallow has not been in contact with the outside world before the age of eighteen, he still knows some traditional ideas from his father and mother, and has a little disgust for this kind of shameful thing between men and women, but his life is actually a blank sheet of paper before leaving the Ice and Fire Island, what the outside world is, what kind of person he can become, this is similar to the evolution of human beings with the change of the world, if he is surrounded by old scholars and people like Zhao Wutong who have no distractions, he is destined to be a gentle and elegant person, but this world is also destined to not allow everyone to love learning, Zhou Zhenpage is also destined to become his enlightenment teacher about the sexesThis kind of antipathy from feudal thought was completely stillborn after the climax of the scenes.

A movie ends. Zhou Zhenpage asked, "How do you feel?"

"So-so. Zhang Whale Swallow commented honestly.

This answer is really cute, Zhou Zhenye smiled, in fact, he still pretended to be nothing, and said: "Then there will be another exciting one." ”

With that, he pouted his feet and changed a plate in a very strange gesture.

Ten minutes later.

Zhou Zhenpage glanced at Zhang Whale, who was watching the movie seriously, but this guy's face was calm, but his face was a little red, and then he shifted his gaze, pointed to the strange posture on the TV, and commented whimsically in the tone of a martial arts teacher.

"Do you know what this trick is called?" "What?"

"One finger Zen. ”

"And what about this trick?"

"The black tiger digs out the heart. ”

……

Eight fifty.

Zhang Whale's homecoming alarm clock suddenly rang, and after he turned off the alarm clock, he got up and said, "Teacher Zhou, I'm going home." ”

"This is back?" Zhou Zhenye looked at Zhang Whale Swallow with a flat expression in surprise, both movies were almost finished, and this guy was indifferent.

Zhang Whale Swallow hummed softly.

"Let's go back, let's go back!" Zhou Zhenye waved his hand a little impatiently, and his other hand clutched tightly and secretly picked up the thick tissue.

Boom......

The door slammed.

Zhou Zhenye hurriedly rushed into the bathroom with a tissue.

What he didn't know was that Zhang Whale Swallow outside the door exhaled a breath of qi that seemed to be in the palm of the Xuanming God almost at the same time.

Zhang Whale Swallow strolled in the quiet campus night, some inconspicuous corners could vaguely see the boys and girls happily snuggled together, his heart was heavy, not that he didn't want to speed up the pace to rush home, but the situation did not allow him to stride meteor walking.

Suddenly there was a girl's laughter from a hidden chair under the tree.

Zhang Whale swallowed prestige, and in the dim light, he could vaguely see a boy kissing a girl's lips.

Zhang Whale swallowed the charming plot of the movie suddenly appeared in his mind, shook his head vigorously, and walked a little faster.

When he reached the trail where he couldn't see the man and woman in love at all, he bent over and gasped heavily.

Tonight, he was no different from the male animals on campus, and he began to fantasize about the filthy things impurely, but only if he had a girlfriend.

If only Zhao Wutong was in school?

This is the only thought of Zhang Whale Swallow, who is no longer pure, at this time.

Then thinking about the fantasy, he lowered his head and smiled, thinking about how to use that trick against Zhao Wutong to knock out the black tiger, and then let her make the next move willingly.

Zhang Whale Swallow didn't know that there was a quiet beauty with a book holding a book on the chair next to the trail, and he was attracted by his giggle of laughter, and just as he retracted his thoughts and was about to go home, he found that beauty in a cold sweat, and a look of horror that treated him as a psychotic and a super pervert.

The cuties are not amazing, the face can only be regarded as delicate and gentle, there is a feeling of a Jiangnan woman, the height of one meter five or six, and the figure does not conform to the exaggerated S-shape of the convex and backward curve, not the kind of girl who wants to talk to at first glance, but it is very attractive.

Under the floral skirt is a pair of very delicate calves, stepping on canvas shoes, which is barely in line with the taste of beautiful legs.

When she saw Zhang Whale Swallow and noticed her, a scene suddenly appeared in her mind, and she was circled and forked by that perverted circle, and then abandoned by murder and extermination, in a grove where no one would find out.

A beautiful life has been ruined in fantasy like this.

She hurriedly held the book and was about to retreat, perhaps because she was in a hurry, and had just taken two steps, when a stumbling step made her fall to the ground very unladylikely.

Zhang Whale Swallow probably guessed that he had scared the cutie, walked over to the girl with some guilt, and asked politely, "Classmate, do you need my help?"

Meimei's face turned pale, and she said in a panic: "Don't come, don't come." ”

Zhang Whale Swallow immediately stopped.

The cutie was like seeing a murderer, she didn't care about patting off the dust on her body, and was about to run away, but she fell down again with her foot.

She estimated that the pain was not light, and there was some slight pear blossom rain.

Zhang Whale Swallow looked a little panicked, and hurriedly walked towards her to save the wounded, the beauty opened her mouth and was about to shout for help, Zhang Whale Swallow hurriedly covered her mouth and nose.

Meimei thought that this villain really didn't plan to let herself go, and suddenly her heart was like ashes, and she cried silently.

Zhang Jingtun hurriedly took out the Qingqing student ID card representing outstanding Chinese students and said, "I'm not a bad person. ”

After Meimei saw these important words clearly in the first class of the 15th grade literature department, Zhang Whale swallowed these important words, she was slightly stunned, and she was also relieved, and broke into laughter, after Zhang Whale swallow let go of her hand, she didn't struggle at all, and saw Zhang Whale swallow lift her feet, and took off her shoes, and then listened to him say: "The bone in your ankle is a little misaligned, I can help you connect it, but it hurts a little, you bear with it." ”

The cutie did not resist, and even said that it was subconsciously hummed.

is worthy of the precious medical skills handed down by Hu Qingniu, Zhang Whale swallowed his hand very numbly, and quickly broke it twice, so that Meimei's bones were reset, but it also successfully made Meimei let out a scream no less than in a Hong Kong-style movie.

The passers-by in the distance just glanced curiously, and when they saw that it was a man and a woman, they turned their heads again.

Zhang Whale Swallow was very considerate and sent the cutie outside the girls' dormitory building.

"I'm sorry I took you for a bad guy just now. Meimei said apologetically.

Zhang Whale swallowed a self-embarrassment for a while, just about to try what it is like to be in love, and left a terrible first impression on the beauty of the same school, it is really a death before leaving the school!

He embarrassed to squeeze out a smile and emphasized, "I'm really a good person." ”

"I went in. Meimei smiled and pointed to the dormitory building behind her, as if she was amazed by the way she expressed it.

Zhang Whale Swallow nodded.

When Meimei turned to leave, he suddenly shouted in a ghostly voice, "Wait." ”

"Is there something wrong?" asked Meimei.

On a whim, Zhang Whale Swallow stared directly at the beautiful eyebrows, and said bluntly: "I want to have a relationship with you." ”

"Ahh

"I want to be in a relationship with you. Zhang Whale swallowed again.

"Why?" Meimei subconsciously asked, there may be love at first sight in the world, but she has never been in love for eighteen years, and she will never believe that such a wonderful love story will happen to her.

"I can give you happiness. Zhang Whale Swallow said without thinking.

This is what he heard from Zhou Zhen's mouth, but the two sets of homophones happiness and sexual happiness will always make people stupid and confused.

"Why do you want to give me happiness, do you know what happiness is?" As soon as the words came out, Wen Jing Meimei also felt very strange why she would discuss a very empty topic with a boy who was definitely not meeting for the first time, but definitely for the first time.

This is amazing, she began to re-examine this male classmate who did not make a good first impression on her, and even said that it was extremely bad.

Pure and honest.

Zhang Whale Tun was stunned by this topic about happiness, and said honestly: "Although I don't know what happiness is, I just want to give you happiness." ”

"I can't promise you. The cutie shook her head.

Zhang Whale Swallow nodded, with a simple smile, and did not continue to stalk, he just regretted a little, regretted that he shouldn't have gone to watch that exciting movie, but he didn't regret meeting this girl, let alone regretting the confession of failure.

The girl is gone.

Zhang Jingtun didn't ask her name, didn't ask for her phone number.

He may not know that the girl he confessed to is also in the first class of the literature department, and if he inquires carefully, he will know that this girl's bedroom number is exactly the same as Zhao Wutong.

It's just that this girl is the kind of introverted girl who would rather choose to take a detour and walk a little more when she sees the teacher on the road, rather than pass by the teacher after saying hello, so almost no one in the class remembers her name except for her classmates in the same dormitory.

Her name is Qi Qingxue, a member of the first class of the 15th grade literature department.

Before Qi Qingxue entered the dormitory building, she also confessed like Zhang Whale Devouring Ghost, and the ghost made a fool to look back, and found that the guy who was not very good at confession happened to be standing under a street lamp.

At that moment, she suddenly had the illusion of "suddenly looking back, but the person was in the dim light".