64. You have to pay if you die
On Friday, the results of the school-wide blackboard newspaper selection were announced.
The blackboard newspaper of the first and second classes of high school was unanimously approved and unanimously elected, and the blackboard newspaper of the whole school won the first place.
Because the quality of the blackboard newspaper of the first and second classes of high school is particularly high, Principal Yang Bo personally came forward and praised it once.
Therefore, during the recess, many students from other classes rushed to the first and second classes of high school, and they wanted to take a look at the blackboard newspapers of the first and second classes of high school, to see how ingenious they were, to see how they were outstanding, and to see how they stood out from the crowd.
After the disturbance in the first class, the whole class was impatient and complained about Huang Pingfan, why did he report a blackboard so well when he had nothing to do.
In the class, I didn't see any benefits, but I was very annoyed.
Therefore, just after the end of the second class, Huang Pingfan stepped onto the podium.
The classmates were dumbfounded, what are you going to do with this little cripple?
Could it be that he plans to pay for a treat again?
Thinking about it like this, the group also calmed down to see if this was the case.
"Students, I suddenly found a business opportunity that can make money, I wonder if you have found it?" Huang Pingfan said matter-of-factly.
"Business opportunity?" everyone was puzzled.
"Yes, business opportunity, a very good business opportunity. Huang Pingfan repeated the business opportunity again.
However, the following students, you look at me, I look at you, they seem to really don't know for a while, where the business opportunities are, and what does it have to do with them?
"Hey, classmates, haven't you noticed that during the last recess, many students from other classes have been pouring into our class?" asked Huang Pingfan.
"Big boss, just say it directly, don't hang people's appetites anymore. You don't mean to say that students from other classes are not allowed to enter our class, and then, just like the bully village published in the newspaper, at the intersection of the village, set up a card to collect money, right?" Xiao Mingrui shouted loudly.
Huang Pingfan smiled and said: "Well, that's good! But we can't think of the stupidity of those bully villages, we have to think of a high-sounding excuse, don't we?
Everyone is collecting money, but an excuse is too bad, so it was caught typically, and it was criticized by everyone, and the excuse was perfect and impeccable. Then their endings will be very different. ”
"Excuses, what excuses?" Xiao Mingrui asked the question in everyone's hearts.
"The blackboard newspaper in our class won the first place, didn't it?"
"Yes!" is an indisputable fact, so everyone answered very simply.
"The blackboard newspaper of our class has been highly praised by Principal Yang Bo, isn't it?"
"Yes!" everyone replied in unison.
Although it is not really highly praised, it has indeed been publicly praised by Principal Yang Bo. Not only is the theme good, but also the content is good, the layout is handled well, the calligraphy is good, and the overall score is even better. It is a rare and good work.
"That's the business opportunity. Huang Pingfan nodded with satisfaction.
"That's not a complete copy of the bully village's routine of setting cards and charging indiscriminately, and it will be criticized by the school. Xiao Mingrui shouted.
Huang Pingfan asked: "Hehe, students, since the blackboard newspaper in our class is so good, then the blackboard newspaper in our class can be called a very good attraction."
Since it is a scenic spot, then it needs to be well protected and cared for, right? Since it needs to be well protected and cared for, then it needs manpower and material resources, right?
In this case, our class has worked hard to maintain this blackboard newspaper, so that as many students as possible can absorb rich nutrients from it.
So let's charge a penny, or even a dime, for the maintenance of all the students who come to visit the blackboard newspaper, is it a very excessive thing?"
"Ahh
If it's just a penny fee for everyone, seriously, no one really cares about this kind of thing.
Even if you charge a dime alone, no one will care about this money.
Don't you see, Huang Pingfan's buns, five cents a piece, are there a lot of people every day, do you want to be there?
It's just that a penny person, or even a dime a person, can really receive a few dollars?
"Big boss, are you going to collect a few cents a day? It's Friday today, this blackboard newspaper can still collect money for a few days, will anyone come to see it next week?" Xiao Mingrui really looked down on Huang Pingfan's so-called business opportunity.
"Hehe, classmates, aren't you very bored, inexplicably, a large number of people come to the class to annoy you?
So, if you can't make money, you must be clean, right?
If we can't get clean, then we must have made a lot of money, haven't we?
All in all, no matter which one we get, we all earn it. It's much more uncomfortable than it is now, right?"
Huang Pingfan explained the pros and cons very thoroughly, then looked at the thoughtful classmates, and then said: "Class leader, please arrange the class committee, close the windows, send someone to guard the front and back doors, and then, just sit and wait for the banknotes to roll, or the clear and quiet fruit!"
As for the money that may be received, I suggest that all of it be included in the class dues as funds for a class activity, so that everyone can have a good wave!"
After Huang Pingfan finished speaking, he quietly ran back to his seat, as if the person who spoke on stage just now was not him. Everything in the class has nothing to do with him. Now he honestly holds the textbook and reads backwards.
Xiao Mingrui saw Huang Pingfan's fake and serious appearance, especially when he saw him holding a book upside down, he smiled brightly.
"That's right, squad leader, hurry up and arrange people. ”
"Yes, yes, class leader, hurry up!
"Yes, yes, yes, it's either clear and quiet, or the pockets are bulging, in short, no matter what, we don't lose. Squad leader, hurry up and act!"
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The classmates who came to their senses threw the finger at the class leader one by one.
The squad leader wanted to cry without tears, and he complained in his heart: These are all the shit pulled by Huang Pingfan's damn little lame, why do you want me to wipe his ass? You say, who am I recruiting to provoke whom? You have the ability to yell at Huang Pingfan!
It's a pity, classmates, I am very conscious today, no one provokes Huang Pingfan, it seems that no one remembers, this trick is actually Huang Pingfan's idea.
Hey, Liying's deterrent power is still quite effective, at least under normal circumstances, no one wants to provoke Huang Pingfan.
Just when the adults of the first and second classes of high school felt a little anxious, Principal Yang Bo's office was very lively.
"Have you already taken photos from all angles?" Principal Yang Bo asked the teacher next to him directly.
"Headmaster, it's all done!"
Principal Yang Bo said: "Well, take a few of us to see if it's okay." ”
The teacher hurriedly took out a large number of photos from his satchel and put them on Principal Yang Bo's desk.
Several leaders nodded while watching.
Principal Deng Dong, a calligrapher, also nodded in approval: "Well, yes, yes! Although he is still a little immature, as a freshman in high school, he is passable.
If you really happen to meet the right competition, you can get a lot of bonuses just by this calligraphy. I'm still a little confident about this. I'm afraid that at this time, if there is no match, there is no way. ”
"Yes, in the past, we didn't pay attention to these events, at most we paid attention to the mathematical, physical and chemical competitions, because this is a little more formalized. ”
"Well, Huang Pingfan's statement of increasing the school's exposure and enhancing the school's reputation is very scientific, reasonable, and operable. ”
The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the land, and the flowers of reform and opening up are blooming everywhere throughout the country. Now the gap between urban and rural areas is getting bigger and bigger, and our Western Liang Middle School is becoming more and more like a golden phoenix in a small ravine, and no one cares about it anymore.
So, we must be self-reliant!
The aroma of wine is really afraid of the deep alleys, maybe, it won't be long before no one knows, in Liying Town, this remote and backward small township, there is still a prefecture-level key middle school!"
"Yes, yes, yes! We must continue to increase the exposure rate and make our school famous.
Whether it is the relocation of the school site or staying in Liying Town, in short, the greater the fame, the more useful it is to us. ”
"Xiao Xiao, you should put a little more effort into it, look for it seriously, and be sure to find a few matching events.
Remember, the higher the level, the better.
However, don't always look to the sky, if you really can't do it, some city-level events can also be submitted to them.
In short, Huang Pingfan's blackboard newspaper, no matter what, we must get him back one or even several awards.
Well, by the way, Huang Pingfan's personal resume will also be written.
In particular, Huang Pingfan's works must be written when they have won the selection of outstanding student works of the National Education Daily. ”
"Ah, principal, Huang Pingfan's work has only been approved, and it has not really been published!
If, in the event of an accident, his work is not published in the end, isn't it going to make a fuss?
If it's a small school, then the oolong will make trouble, after all, the work has really been approved.
However, our school is a key school at the prefectural and municipal levels. In case of oolong, it is estimated that it will bring a lot of bad effects!"
"Well, then, this, let's wait until the work is actually published in the newspaper, and then write it, if the time comes. If you really can't help it, you can also write it, and if it is approved, don't write it for publication.
We're also seeking truth from facts, aren't we?
Even if we end up making a fuss, I don't think we have anything to find fault with, right? After all, we don't have any exaggeration, we are completely faithful to the facts. ”
In the end, Principal Yang Bo was reluctant to give up the project of the National Education Daily.
Although it is said that many teachers in Western Liang Middle School have published works in provincial and national books and periodicals, after all, no matter how powerful the teacher is, he can't represent the students!
Western Liang Middle School, many years ago, it was also Tsinghua University and Peking University have attended a lot.
It's a pity that the heroes don't mention the courage of the year, and the heroes don't talk about the merits of the year.
The glory of the past, that is only the past, has little to do with the present.
In the past few years, the desolate situation has made Principal Yang Bo have to aspire to pull on the tiger skin of the National Education Newspaper to cover up the current embarrassing situation of Western Liang Middle School.
Teacher Xiao reluctantly accepted the boss's order, but he didn't mention how awkward and aggrieved he was.
He secretly complained in his heart: There is no green and yellow to take over! In such a situation, in a few years, not to mention the shortage of high-quality students. Even good teachers on the job are estimated to have gone to Shenzhen and its surrounding cities.
Just when the school leaders and the elders of the first and second classes of high school were all worried, Huang Pingfan's good tablemate was sarcastic Huang Pingfan: "Huang Pingfan, I said you, sell buns by yourself, and forget about being the boss."
Now, you actually take the whole class to do business together, or make money with a blackboard newspaper that is not as good as bullshit.
Do you think that's really good?
Aren't you afraid of feeling guilty and uncomfortable? Aren't you afraid that Teacher Jiang Di will throw you directly into the oil pan and fry you? Aren't you afraid that the school leaders will trouble you?"
"Ah, no, isn't it? Didn't the great man say that let some people get rich first. The part of people who have become rich will lead everyone to get rich together and embark on the road of being well-off?
Isn't this just answering the call of a great man and leading everyone to get rich together? Is it a mistake to respond to the call of a great man and make everyone rich?
If this is a mistake, I am willing to go further and further down the wrong path. Huang Pingfan laughed disapprovingly.
Xiao Mingrui shouted a little angrily: "Be serious, you are stealing beams and changing pillars, and you are not answering the question." ”
"Hey, I feel that if Teacher Jiang Di and the school leaders knew about my approach, they would not criticize me, but would praise me. ”
"Nonsense, like yours, who want money when they die, squeeze the wallets of their classmates indiscriminately. The ghost will praise you, and it's good not to expel you directly. ”
As long as it does not violate the law and discipline and does not harm the interests of others, I think the practice of asking for money when you die is really good. That shows that I really like money, love it, and cherish it, right?"
"However, you have seriously damaged the interests of your classmates by collecting money! Isn't this a serious mistake?" Xiao Mingrui still didn't give up, and he didn't disgust Huang Pingfan fiercely, he didn't seem to plan to give up.
Huang Pingfan said confidently: "Buy and sell, clearly mark the price, the goods are genuine, and there is no deception in Tongsuo, if this is also called harm, then industry and commerce seem to have to be banned all."
Even if all industry and commerce are banned, fair trade will always exist in this world. Therefore, your statement, which cannot be established, is completely a false proposition. ”