Chapter 15: Quacks, Quacks
Zhang Whale Swallow finally pulled up from the mechanical keyboard with confidence, he didn't need to look at it to know that most of his knees had been printed with potholes, he didn't dare to move his steps easily, so he had to sit down on the sofa, and when he was about to reach out to rub his knees, Sinian came over with a smile, "My good brother, does your knee hurt?" Sister help you rub it. ”
Zhang Whale was stunned.
Sinian had already squatted down, his hands gently caressing Zhang Whale's knees.
How can there be a feeling that a peasant has turned over and become a landlord?
Zhang Whale swallowed a little joy.
If those rich children who pursue longing see her always proud, and such a docile side, I don't know how they will feel!
Not to mention, it's really comfortable to rub.
Zhang Whale swallowed his hands on the back of his head, half lying on the sofa, perhaps enjoying it too much, and unconsciously drooped his eyelids.
"Does it still hurt?" asked Sinian as he rubbed it.
Zhang Whale Swallow did not react.
Sinian looked up and saw that this guy was asleep with a comfortable smile!
She snorted softly, her ten fingers became claws, not dragon claw hands, better than dragon claw hands, grabbed Zhang Whale Swallow's knees, and suddenly exerted force.
"Ah......h
Zhang Whale swallows his heartbreak!
He exhaled and said angrily: "Aifei, you ......"
"Concubine?" Sinian glared at him.
"Ai Ye of Ai, Fang Fei of Fang Fei, our classmates. Zhang Whale swallow suddenly sobered up and hurriedly spoke.
"What's wrong with your classmates?" said Miss.
"Not much, it's just...... It's ......" Zhang Whale swallowed his branches.
"What is, hurry, heal me. Miss said impatiently.
Zhang Whale exhaled, and the big stone in his heart fell.
There is no "Effie" in the first class and the martial arts class, he just slept too comfortably just now, and had an emperor dream by the way, and it was a very, very wonderful dream, with the queen Zhao Wutong in his arms, and the concubine rubbed her legs with her thoughts.
Gee...... That's nice.
Fortunately, Sinian was in a hurry to treat the disease, and he didn't have the heart to delve into this problem, if he was forced to talk about it, Sinian knew that this guy was even worried about her in his dream, and it was estimated that he would have to wipe his neck with a knife, or directly help him from the palace.
Zhang Whale Swallow sighed slightly, retracted his thoughts, and hurriedly asked Sinian to sit cross-legged on the sofa.
It doesn't matter what this plate is, Zhang Whale Swallow just accidentally saw the "Xiaobai" flashing in the skirt, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
"What are you going to do?" asked Nian.
Zhang Whale swallowed his swaying mind, took out a small wooden box from his pocket and opened it, showing a bunch of irregular silver needles, carefully pulled out twelve of them, and then took out a cheaply bought candle, lit it, and said seriously while baking the needles: "To solve the disease of yin and yang decline, you need to seal half of the twelve important acupoints with silver needles, and then apply pure yang internal force, slowly advance, so that yin and yang are balanced, and this disease is solved." ”
"Sister, are you ready?" asked Zhang Whale Tun.
Sinian nodded excitedly, in a happy mood.
"Sister, are you really ready?" Zhang Jingtun emphasized.
"Can you do it?" said Sinian frowning.
"I can. Zhang Whale swallowed firmly.
With that, he continued to bake the needle with his right hand, stretched out his left hand and gently touched the collarbone of his thoughts, and then slowly went down, down.
"What are you doing, trying to take advantage of me?"
Zhang Whale Swallow hurriedly withdrew his left hand and explained honestly: "No, no, because among the twelve big acupoints, the eight acupuncture points such as the Jizhong acupoint, the dove tail acupoint, the Juque acupoint, and the Shenque acupoint are not very convenient, and it is best to have no side objects to ensure that the acupuncture points are accurate. ”
"Really?" thought of him.
"It's a puppy to deceive. Zhang swore an oath.
Seeing that he was more nervous than himself, he smiled slightly and nodded.
Zhang Whale swallowed another breath, it was really a big ups and downs, and continued to stretch out his left hand to explore the acupoint.
Suddenly encountered obstacles at the acupoint in the middle of the body.
"What is this?" asked Zhang Whale Swallow solemnly.
"Clothes. Miss Xiao's face flushed slightly, and he said in a low voice: "Is there a problem?"
Zhang Whale swallowed and said in a deep voice: "It will hinder the application of needles, and it will also hinder the smooth flow of qi and blood, and it will be taken off." ”
Sinian raised his eyes and stared at him, and when he saw that he was very serious, he sighed.
Then, very skillfully, he retracted his hands into his sleeves and after a while, he pulled out the thing that Zhang Whale had been curious about until now, like two bowls.
Zhang Whale touched his nose, and saw that the two cute bears on the upper body were lively again, and after reading some official histories, he probably guessed that this might be something like a belly pocket, and smiled shyly, and his eyes no longer dared to easily guess how the bear on the nightdress would be lifelike.
It was the empty thoughts inside again, and his face was even more flushed than Zhang Whale Swallow, so he closed his eyes, straightened his chest and said, "Go on." ”
Zhang Jingtun continued to grope down, all the way unimpeded.
After finding the acupuncture points, he stood up and began to apply needles.
The first needle, Baihui acupoint.
Hu Qingniu's medical skills are loaded, "Baihui will fall to the ground, and the tail will not return to his hometown", which can be seen to be dangerous.
After feeling the needle, Sinian opened his eyes and took a look, and before the first injection, this guy had already begun to sweat on his forehead.
But the little boy's serious appearance is really good-looking.
Zhang Whale swallowed the needle attentively, and naturally he didn't know that his good sister was looking at him.
Next, he applied needles in turn in the three acupoints of the Divine Court, the Sun, and the Wind Pool.
A drop of sweat fell on Sinian's forehead.
"Are you alright?" asked Sinian.
"It's fine. Zhang Whale swallowed his teeth and said.
"Sweat was dripping on my forehead, and he said it's okay, wipe it for me, I'm going to throw up. "I miss a lot of cleanliness and said with disgust.
Zhang Whale Swallow hurriedly took out a napkin to wipe the sweat off her forehead, and then continued to use the paper to wipe her sweat very unprofessionally.
After three or five breaths in a row.
"Twelve caves, the fourth has been gone, and there are still eight places, sister, I'm coming. Zhang was visibly nervous.
"Come on, sister is fine. Thoughts instigated.
If someone had installed a bugging device or something here, they would probably have to think about it again.
Zhang Jingtun continued to apply needles according to the eight acupuncture points he had just written.
The middle acupoint is located between the two breasts, which is the most embarrassing.
Especially when I looked at this guy with burning eyes, staring at the chest that was not too bulging, it was called a mixed taste in my heart!
One, two, three......
Eight pins are inserted.
Zhang Whale Swallow was already sweating, and it was really tiring to give a needle to the bear and the mink on the Ice and Fire Island.
"Sister, next, I will use the pure yang internal force to help you adjust yin and yang, and you also need to run the pure yin internal force at the same time to make it happen. Zhang Whale swallowed and instructed.
Sinian frowned and said, "Wait, why do I feel that my abdominal wall is trembling and my qi is uneven?"
Zhang Whale swallowed this, and his heart suddenly became uneasy, according to the symptoms that Sinian said, the abdominal wall vibration is normal, but shouldn't it be qi stagnation and blood stasis!
"I'll see if it's a mistake. ”
Zhang Whale swallowed and wanted to lift his clothes, but then he remembered that he was wearing a nightdress, and this lifting was too much, so he was a little tiptoeing.
At this moment, Sinian suddenly shouted, "I can't help it." ”
Rumble......
An extreme yin internal force erupted from the body of the thoughts.
Her nightdress swayed and was empty, like a balloon that had been blown up.
Twelve silver needles were forced out of the body in an instant.
Eight of them shot towards Zhang Whale Swallow.
Because the distance was too close and the incident happened suddenly, Zhang Whale Swallow couldn't dodge the root, and the eight pieces swished a few times, all of which pierced around Zhang Whale's chest, coupled with the extreme yin internal force emitted by his previous thoughts, Zhang Whale Swallow directly held back a mouthful of blood.
He hurriedly sat down cross-legged, and the Jiuyang Divine Skill worked silently.
At this time, the thoughts inspired by the nightdress had returned to normal, and after Zhang Whale swallowed a few breaths, he opened his eyes and saw that his thoughts were not good, staring at him very unkindly.
Without her asking, Zhang Whale Swallow hurriedly explained: "Sister, listen to me, I have never given people an injection before, it is inevitable that there will be errors, or let's do it again, I promise that I will be able to cure you, but it really doesn't work, let's take off our clothes." ”
"Quack!" Si Nian said coldly, then lifted up with a kick and directly kicked Zhang Whale on the door.
Zhang Whale swallowed up and got up, and before he could speak, he ushered in a heavy "roll" of thoughts!
Zhang Whale Swallow carefully glanced at the angry thoughts, only to see that the eyebrows were full of manifestations of yin qi diffusion, according to the science of love, it is more attractive to men, but it can also make the man who is close to him unable to mention that aspect of the feeling, according to the astrology, this is a sign of the Heavenly Evil Lone Star!
Self-defeating, it's hard to explain at this point.
Thirty-six counts, moving on the count.
Zhang Whale Swallow decisively opened the door and flashed people, and never went home until nine o'clock in the evening.
……
At eight o'clock in the morning, when I got up, I was ashamed to go to my grandmother's house.
Because she found that her private place turned out to be a small river last night, and the whole "Xiaobai" was soaked.
To put it bluntly, this is the dream manifestation that boys often have, but it also happened to it when the yin energy was too strong.
When she washed up and changed into a new trendy costume and walked into the teaching building of the music department, those teachers and students who were either just beginning to fall in love or veterans of the flower field suddenly felt that Teacher Si was becoming more and more beautiful for no reason.
In the whole music department, where the thoughts are, the male animals are there.
Aimei's thoughts are that she wants to laugh and cry at the same time.
- On the basketball court of Kyung University, there are several students from the Department of Physical Education who are playing basketball, and there is also a discussion on the way, the male classmate who is lying on the stool and sleeping is definitely absent from class, because they have been training here since 9 o'clock in the morning, he was here at that time, and now it is 11 o'clock, and he is still here.
That's right, this guy is not only absent from school, but also from work.
On Wednesday morning, he had a professional class, and then after class, he was going to work as a teaching assistant in the martial arts department, and in the afternoon, it was a club time specially arranged by the school, and all the students in the school did not have classes.
I slept so well this night, and I just left both sides open together.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, the weather in April is not really hot, but in Keijo City, which is known as the city of furnaces and fog, it is definitely not cool.
Those classmates who play basketball are all curious, how did this guy sleep in the sun for so long in this weather!
Of course, this is not something that ordinary people can do, because Zhang Whale Swallow has been lying here since he was kicked out of the teacher's apartment at about four o'clock in the morning, and then he is not sure whether he is using himself as an experiment because of self-blame, or because the frogs outside are too noisy, and he has sealed several of his sensory acupuncture points, so he can sleep casually.
At half past two, Zhang Jingtun was finally willing to get up, and at a glance, he saw Cui Xiangdong, the squad leader of the martial arts department, Yuan Jianli, a member of the study committee, and two other students wearing No. 2 and No. 3 jerseys competing in basketball.
Looking at the stance, there is some saber rattling.
After a while, Cui Xiangdong failed to make a block and was hit by the opponent's No. 2 three-point shot.
Number 3 is compared to a middle finger.
Then the four of them met together and didn't know what to say, so they fought on the spot.