54 The unlucky Erlang God
Heavenly Palace True Monarch Palace.
Erlang God was sitting cross-legged, exhaling the aura of heaven and earth, but suddenly, his heart beat wildly, and he suddenly opened his eyes.
Ahh Ahh
There were more than a dozen sneezes in one connection, and even the snot was squirted out.
"What's the situation, how can I have a bad premonition!" Erlang God snorted, his eyes were a little worried, he directly opened the heavenly eye on his forehead and glanced at it.
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Getting a few bottles of the best elixir again, Qin Xiaotian was simply happy, although the pills were all in the hands of the monkey, but he was not worried, the monkey said that he would definitely leave it to him.
The monkey stood up to the sky, and he still believed what he said.
Even if he doesn't have his share, then he will admit it, who let him recognize someone else as a senior brother.
Looking at the roaring dog in front of him, Qin Xiaotian couldn't help but roll his eyes, feeling that this guy was still a perverted dog.
"Ahem, that, Howling Sky Dog, you did a good job, you go back first, and then you come to the Moon Palace to find me tomorrow!" Qin Xiaotian said to the Howling Sky Dog.
The Roaring Sky Dog nodded again and again, but he didn't leave, but opened his big mouth and quickly kissed Qin Xiaotian on the forehead with lightning speed.
Suddenly, the black face turned red, and he turned his head and ran.
For a while, the atmosphere seemed to freeze, Qin Xiaotian stood there for a long time without reacting, even the monkey was stunned for a moment, and then laughed wildly.
"Hahaha, this whistling dog, haha, I learned it from there. Haha, laugh at me, laugh at me!" The monkey fell on Qin Xiaotian's body and lay on the ground, laughing on all fours.
You must know that Erlang God and Roaring Sky Dog are his opponents, and since he was born, they have not fought less.
Unexpectedly, this fierce roaring dog would have such a tender scene, which really made people laugh.
Yes....
Qin Xiaotian reacted and finally went crazy.
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scolded for a while, and then he lost his anger, "Damn, this perverted dog, he actually took advantage of the old lady,,,,,, bashing bah, he actually took advantage of Lao Tzu, and he was angry with me!"
"Haha, brother, people have stolen so many elixirs for you, and if you are kissed, you won't lose!" the monkey gloated.
Qin Xiaotian couldn't help but roll his eyes, and said angrily: "Otherwise, if you become a rabbit, you will thank the Roaring Sky Dog again!"
"Well,,, forget about this, I just want to eat dog meat, I'm afraid I'll accidentally stew him!" said the monkey.
"Cut, forget it, it's like being licked by a dog!" Qin Xiaotian said with a huff.
"Senior brother, can you take me to Yaochi now, I don't want to stay in this place for a second!" Qin Xiaotian said wildly.
"Hey, hey, let's talk, turn left ahead, walk!" the monkey smiled.
As soon as he ran out of the Tushi Palace, he suddenly heard a wail behind him.
"Ah,,, my elixir, you Howling Dog, I'll go to the Jade Emperor to see you!"
Hearing this voice, Qin Xiaotian and the monkey glanced at each other, and they both showed sinister smiles.
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The Treasure Palace.
Taishang Laojun carried the roaring dog with a menacing appearance, and the roaring dog looked proud, like no one.
"Jade Emperor, you have to make decisions for me. ”
The Jade Emperor sat on the stage, and the Queen Mother accompanied him, all of whom looked at Taishang Laojun with a curious face.
The Jade Emperor touched his beard and said curiously, "Laojun, what are you doing here?"
Taishang Laojun immediately gritted his teeth and said: "Jade Emperor, you also know that there have been thieves in the Heavenly Palace these days, and my pills are about to lose those few pills every three or five times, so I went to borrow the Howling Sky Dog from Erlang Zhenjun, and wanted to catch the thief, but who would have thought that it was this Howling Sky Dog who stole things!"
"What, you said that thief is the Howling Dog?" the Jade Emperor obviously couldn't believe it.
Erlang God, as the god of heaven and justice, is the most strict, how can he let his roaring dog steal things, this is really unbelievable.
The queen mother also frowned slightly, and said, "Laojun, is there any misunderstanding in this?"
As soon as he heard this, Taishang Laojun was even more annoyed in his heart.
After all, this Erlang God is the nephew of the Jade Emperor, and he is even more powerful in the heavenly court, and it is really not easy for him to sue him.
"Jade Emperor, this is what I saw with my own eyes, this roaring dog stole more than a dozen elixirs from my Doushi Palace twice, and there are five of them are the best elixirs, which are waiting for this year's Pan Tao Meeting, dedicated to Niang Niang and His Royal Highness!" Lao Jun said bitterly.
At the same time, it was silently explained that this elixir was given to them.
Now that they are lost, it is their loss.
Sure enough, as soon as he heard this, the Jade Emperor was furious and slammed the table, "Roaring Heavenly Dog, are you guilty?"
However, the Roaring Sky Dog didn't bird him at all, sitting on the ground, holding his head high, and didn't even give the Jade Emperor face.
"Jade Emperor, look at it, how arrogant this roaring dog is, even you don't pay attention to it, this must be what Erlang God is used to, in the long run, it will be worth it!" Taishang Laojun said with added fuel and vinegar.
At the same time, he glanced at a few guys next to him, as if to say, "There are grievances today, and there is revenge!"
As the god of justice, Erlang God usually offends people, and almost most of the immortals here have been angry with Erlang God, and now they take advantage of this good opportunity not to take revenge, let alone when.
The barefoot immortal stood up and said angrily: "Jade Emperor, I also want to participate in Erlang Zhenjun, a few days ago, I picked treasures from all directions and refined a pair of magic weapon shoes, but before I could wear it on my feet, I was bitten by this roaring dog, this dog is simply lawless, please Jade Emperor preside over justice for me!"
Yue Lao also stood up and said, "The minister also wants to participate in a copy, this roaring dog often takes advantage of my sleep to secretly change the red rope, but several marriages in the world are ruined!"
"The minister also wants to participate in a copy!"
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For a while, almost half of the righteous gods all stood up and wanted to participate in Erlang God.
Some of the remaining little gods wanted to stand up, but when they thought of Erlang Zhenjun's identity, they still shrunk their necks.
"Okay, this Yang Erlang, what a great ability, call him over for me!" the Jade Emperor was furious.
At this moment, if Qin Xiaotian and the monkey saw this scene, they would have to drop their jaws in shock, they really didn't expect that the matter of stealing the elixir would get bigger and bigger.
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"Senior brother, why do I feel wrong, is this really the way to Yaochi?" Qin Xiaotian looked at the rows of trees around him, and felt a little unsure in his heart.
"Ahem, of course it's the way to Yaochi, but I happened to pass by here, this is the peach orchard, and in a few days it will be the peach meeting, and now, it is the time when the peach is ripe, if we don't come to taste it, it will be a tyrannical thing!" said the monkey.
"Damn, I knew you weren't well-intentioned!" Qin Xiaotian was speechless for a moment.
This monkey is simply an idle master, first to steal the elixir, and now to steal the peach, but Qin Xiaotian likes this tune very much.
Peach, that's something that the gods don't usually have a chance to eat.
If he could eat one, it would be a great creation.
The thought of this makes my saliva water.
The monkey laughed instantly.
"Yes, your brother and I have a hobby, and I say no, but the body is very honest, I like it!"
Qin Xiaotian's old face suddenly turned red.
"Ahem, I, I'm mainly here with you, senior brother, ahem!"
The monkey smiled and did not debunk.
"Quick, all the trees here are new, they haven't blossomed yet, and there's a peach orchard ahead!" the monkey urged.
"Okay!" Qin Xiaotian suddenly sped up and ran forward.
After a while, I arrived at the official peach orchard in front.
This Qin Xiaotian looked up, and immediately swallowed his saliva, and even the air was filled with a strong fragrance, which made people's appetite move.
The peach tree is not very tall, and there are only nine fruits on each tree.
These peaches are similar in appearance to peaches in the world, but they are crystal clear throughout, not like fruits, but more like a treasure.
"This is a peach, it looks delicious!" Qin Xiaotian swallowed again.
"Hehe, brother, since you're here, you can't miss this opportunity, let go of eating, this peach is definitely delicious in the world, but my grandson's favorite food, but unfortunately, all the gods in the heavenly court can only eat one every year!" the monkey said regretfully.
Without saying a word, the body flew to the tree, conjured up the prototype, picked a peach and threw it in his mouth.
Seeing the sweetness of his food, Qin Xiaotian swallowed his saliva again, but his little short legs couldn't go up at all.
"Senior brother, don't worry about eating yourself, get me a few too!"
"Hey, hey, that's easy to say!"
As soon as the monkey waved his hand, several peaches immediately fell.
Qin Xiaotian didn't say a word, he went up and gnawed.
"Delicious, delicious!"
The peach will turn into a fragrant juice in the mouth, all over the mouth, the taste is sweet and sweet, and I feel that the whole person has become extremely transparent and comfortable from the inside out.
The two of them ate hard here, but they didn't realize that a catastrophe was about to befall them.