Chapter 677: Stupid Donkey
There are countless livestock on the Kunlun Mountain, but even the yaks at the foot of the mountain with a fiery temperament, as long as the old man shows up, they will give up a circle of open space in groups, and let this powerful guy enjoy the natural delicious forage at the foot of the mountain alone. There are not a few vicious dogs that bark when they see people in Liushui Village, and the big black of the widow's house at the head of the village once drove Li Da Diaomin, who was carrying the little lama of ten strengths, ran most of the mountainside, but the dog that bared his teeth when he saw people was like a pug in front of Lao Mo. I don't know how many years I have followed the old lama, and I don't know how many years I have lived, the old donkey is a very special existence on Kunlun Mountain. The Uyghur men who picked jade in Liushui Village were afraid and hated Li Da Diaomin, and they were in awe of the boss and the second child, but they were surprisingly preferential to this stupid donkey who was often used as a coolie by Li Da Diaomin, and even it stole the loose wine from the grocery bed of the widow Wang's house, and the widow Wang, who was good at sprinkling and rolling, surprisingly did not cry or hang, but generously moved out the entire jar of water and wine, so that this greedy beast drank enough at one time.
Seeing Li Yundao, who was often humped up and down the mountain by himself, Lao Mo excitedly called "Ang, Ang, Ang", and his huge head rushed into Li Da Diaomin's arms like a child. Li Yundao followed Lao Mo in circles on the mountain since he was a child, and his feelings with this "stupid" donkey were naturally deep, and at this time, seeing this guy seemed to fall from the sky, his heart was also very excited. Lao Mo seemed to see that Li Da Diaomin actually didn't slap two palms on its donkey's head, and suddenly took an inch, raised his donkey's mouth and licked Li Da Diaomin's saliva.
"Bah, bah!" Li Yundao slapped the donkey's head lightly, "Donkey things, are you still energetic?" said that, still smiling happily to help Lao Mo sort out the fairly smooth donkey hair. "Hey, no, you're all here, where's the old fellow?"
Lao Mo called out twice, but no one could understand what the beast was calling, but Li Yundao patted Lao Mo's stomach as if he had a heart-to-heart connection: "You mean the master left by himself?"
"Uh-huh-ang!" Lao Mo called out twice absentmindedly, and the donkey's eyes were already spinning on the three beauties next to him, and then he actually threw down Li Yundao, and leisurely walked to Qi Baoxi, who was stunned under the eaves, and rubbed his huge head against Qi Baoxi's chest. Qi Baoxi was even more frightened and didn't dare to move, but as soon as the donkey's head came up, Li Da Diaomin gently pulled the donkey's ear with one hand, and said intimidatingly: "Hey, hey, be reserved, if you do this again, we will cook the donkey whip at night after you gelding!"
Unexpectedly, Lao Mo was really frightened and retracted his head and drilled into Li Da Diaomin's arms affectionately.
Li Yundao patted the huge long face, and said with a smile: "This trip with the master came out, and there was no less training on the way, right?"
At the end of the year, "Uh-huh-ang", the donkey's eyes turned slightly, as if he was really telling the young man in front of him about the hardships along the way.
"Yan Fei, I remember that there is a grocery store in the vegetable market that sells bulk wine, you can go to the shop and buy all the bulk wine there in the store later. Li Yundao turned his head to Shen Yanfei and said with a smile, "Today, we are going to help the old man catch the wind and wash the dust!"
Shen Yanfei, who had just been taken aback by Lao Mo, finally settled down at this time, and said suspiciously: "Buy it all?" You are not injured yet, you can't drink, and the three of us can't drink so much? Besides, Guan Zhi doesn't drink, and Sister Yuanyuan can't drink a few sips. ”
Li Yundao said with a smile: "Just buy it back." ”
Shen Yanfei said: "I remember that there is a supermarket at the mouth of the alley, why don't I go buy two bottles of red wine?
Li Yundao smiled and shook his head: "Don't red wine, even if the red wine is packed in one set, it is estimated that it will not be a top deal." When the teacher lived here, he often asked the senior sister to go to that house to drink, and there was no shortage of Moutai Wuliangye in this house, but the teacher said that there was a secret recipe for that family's wine, and you should go to play anyway. ”
Shen Yanfei didn't know what medicine he was selling in his gourd, for most of the past half a year, she had become accustomed to following Li Yundao's instructions, judging from the results, Li Yundao's judgment was rarely wrong, so Shen Yanfei now has an almost blind trust in Li Yundao.
Qi Baoxi looked at Lao Mo curiously, and couldn't help but reach out and touch Lao Mo's head, so comfortable that the beast directly squinted into the donkey's eyes.
Suddenly, Lao Mo snorted, opened his donkey eyes suddenly, and stared at Yuxiang Guan Zhi who came out of the hall.
Yuxiang Guan Zhi also stared at Lao Mo, her eyebrows furrowed slightly, and she said coldly for a long time: "It can understand our conversation." ”
Lao Mo also stared at Yuxiang Guan Zhi, and finally snorted disdainfully, turned his head, and twisted the donkey's butt to Yu Xiang Guan Zhi.
Qi Baoxi was curious: "What's going on?"
Li Yundao touched his nose and smiled: "It's basically because she's Japanese." ”
Qi Baoxi was dumbfounded: "What......? How does it know that Guan Zhi is Japanese? And it can tell what a Japanese person is?"
Li Yundao patted Lao Mo's donkey butt dotingly, and said with a smile: "I also listened to the old man in my family after I went down the mountain, during the Anti-Japanese War, the master master traveled all over the world to help the world, and he also accepted two apprentices in the middle, at that time it was said that the master was riding a donkey, I estimated that the donkey should be the ancestor of this guy!"
Lao Mo flicked the donkey's tail dissatisfiedly, and gently slapped it on Li Yundao's face. It seems that the donkey hair entered his mouth, and Li Da Diaomin snorted a few times before he spit out the donkey hair in his mouth: "You donkey thing, Lao Tzu is kind enough to let Yan Fei go to drink......"
As soon as "wine" was mentioned, Lao Mo turned around and pasted the long and narrow donkey's face again, and the donkey's eyes were actually flattering......
Qi Baoxi was pleasantly surprised: "Yundao, it can really understand what you say......
Li Yundao said with a smile: "This old guy is a donkey spirit, if he puts it in Liaozhai, it is estimated that he will be almost formed." Li Yundao patted Lao Mo's head lightly, and when he was a teenager, the forests and forests in Liushui Village appeared in front of him, and it seemed that the "crime gang" who climbed the wall of the widow's house for the first time to peek at the bath was in addition to Li Yundao and Shili Gyatso, who was pulled onto the thief ship in ignorance, Lao Mo's animal was also one of the initiators. However, Li Yundao thought about it carefully, as if he walked outside the wall of the widow's house that time, the old man said that he would not move his steps...... This old donkey......
It took a lot of effort for the grocery store owner to move the wine jar in the shop into the Jiangnan courtyard, and to the amazement of the three women, the grocery store owner had just left happily, and the big donkey face leaned in, and after skillfully rubbing off the lid on the wine jar, he stretched the donkey's mouth into the jar.
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