Chapter 242: Brother-in-law, you look so funny

Gao Yi was angry, he was really angry, he clearly remembered what he had said to Luoyue that day, even if a man bleeds, he can't let a woman shed tears for himself.

And now, he watched as the Helan Demon was injured because of him, and he was poisoned!

"Miss!" When the soldiers of the Ma family army saw this scene, they were almost confused, and they all gathered around, and some even glared at Gao Yi angrily, after all, he came from Xiliang to protect the Helan Demon, and now in this situation, he will naturally be dissatisfied with Gao Yi.

Gao Yi didn't care about thinking about this, he put the Helan Demon flat on the ground, his expression was extremely solemn, and he quickly tore off a piece of clothing on his body with a snort, and tied it tightly to the Helan Demon's upper arm to prevent the venom from continuing to flow to the internal organs.

"Brother-in-law, am I dying?" Helan Demon asked weakly as he watched Gao Yi do all this, opened his mouth.

"Don't speak!" Gao Yi shouted angrily and continued to do what he was doing, he wasn't sure if what he had done was effective, he had only seen these emergency aids on TV, but he didn't expect them to come in handy today.

Helan Demon knew that Gao Yi was for her good, so he obediently closed his mouth.

Gao Yi stopped his movements, his eyes turned to the delicate and picturesque face of Helan Demon, which was already as pale as paper at the moment, which made people feel distressed when they saw it, he sighed and forced a smile: "What stupid things to say, of course you won't die, with me, how can you die?" I still want to be the officiant of you and Zilong, and I still have to wait for you to give Zilong a lot of sons, and then train them to become fierce generals in the army!"

When he said this, his heart moved, and inadvertently, his eyes were already moist, but he still had to laugh, Helan Demon regarded him as a dear person, and he had to be strong in front of this lovely girl.

Helan Demon looked at Gao Yi's expression that seemed to be laughing and crying, and was also amused by Gao Yi's words, a shallow smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and she joked to Gao Yi: "Brother-in-law, ahem, it turns out that you are so uneasy and kind, haha, ahem!"

In the end, the Helan Demon actually coughed up blood from his mouth, Gao Yi was shocked, and quickly wiped it off with his sleeve, turned around and asked the soldiers, "Why is the movement so slow?

Several soldiers who searched for the dead bodies trotted over, and their faces were miserable: "Lord, they have all been searched, and there is no antidote!"

"What?" Gao Yi couldn't help but be furious when he heard this, he got up, his mind was messy, how could there be no antidote? There must be an antidote to the poison from the source, he didn't believe it, he wanted to search for it himself, and search all those people!

However, as soon as he rushed out two steps, Helan Demon's faint breath sounded behind Gao Yi: "Brother-in-law, don't do useless work, it's okay if I die, at least when I am alive, I found my biological father, I die without regrets, it's just a pity that Zhao Yun, trouble my brother-in-law to tell him, after I die, let him find a good woman again-"

"Don't mention that dead word!" Gao Yi almost roared out, he turned around suddenly, and rushed back to Helan Demon, "Hear no, you are not allowed to die, this is my order, even if the king of Hades takes you away, I will snatch it back!"

As he spoke, Gao Yi suddenly leaned down, looked at Helan Demon's arm that was already as black as charcoal, and grabbed it tightly.

The army was in an uproar, and Helan Demon was also anxious to withdraw his hand, but was caught by Gao Yi and couldn't move, she was surprised: "Brother-in-law, what are you doing?"

Gao Yi said: "Now, there is no other way, I will only use the stupidest method, take drugs!"

Helan Demon was shocked: "Don't, then brother-in-law, you will also be poisoned!"

Gao Yi stopped talking, and his mouth went directly to Helan Demon's arm, and he sucked hard.

There was a bitterness at the entrance, and Gao Yi instantly felt that his mouth and tongue were numb, but at this moment, he couldn't care about it so much, he only had one idea now, to suck all the poison out of Helan Demon's body, even if it was the price of his life, the matter started because of him, and he should naturally be responsible, otherwise something really happened to Helan Demon, and what kind of face did he have to face Zhao Yun, the righteous brother?

Suddenly, Gao Yi sucked a mouthful of blood, he took it in his mouth, turned his head sideways and spit it on the ground, it was turbid black, and he himself was shocked.

Then he didn't hesitate and continued to take drugs for Helan Demon.

Helan Demon watched Gao Yi do all this for her, but her mood was extremely complicated, and she had a moment of illusion, she thought that it was Zhao Yun who was taking drugs for her.

It's a pity -

"Brother-in-law, why are you doing this?"

"It's not bitter, I'm willing!" Gao Yi finished speaking, and continued to repeat the previous action.

All the onlookers Ma Jiajun were stunned, and those who had been in turmoil and dissatisfaction before were also convinced, and no longer complained about anything.

One bite, two bites, three bites......

Helan Demon's arm gradually returned to its normal color, and her face became slightly ruddy, but now she stared at Gao Yi's mouth with some horror and shouted, "Brother-in-law, your mouth!"

"My mouth, what's wrong with my mouth?" Gao Yi finished all this, looking at it really worked, and his heart was very comfortable, he turned his head sideways and looked at the big pool of black blood on the ground, and couldn't help but show a relieved smile, but when he heard Helan Demon's surprised words, he was strange, so he asked rhetorically.

But this sentence didn't come out, it just turned into a mump in his mouth: "Woo woo!"

What is the situation? Gao Yi was taken aback in his heart, there was no wound on his mouth, and there was no reason for those venoms to affect him?

What's worse is that Gao Yi can't feel the existence of his mouth and tongue now!

He touched his mouth with trembling hands, but he was unconscious, and his mouth was several times more swollen than usual!

Gao Yi immediately leaned into the heart guard on the chest of Helan Demon Rainbow Ni Armor to look at his shadow, and sure enough, he saw that his upper and lower lips were pitch black, as if he had smeared two soot on it, it looked very funny, anyone who saw it couldn't help but laugh, even Gao Yi himself was amused, is this still a human face?

Helan Demon originally saw Gao Yi so close to her, or in his most sensitive place, even if he blushed, but when he saw Gao Yi's funny appearance, he couldn't help laughing: "Giggles, brother-in-law, you look so funny!"

Anyway, seeing that Helan Demon was fine, Gao Yi also put his mind at ease, although his mouth was swollen out of shape, but there was no pain, it was estimated that it was just a simple paralyzing effect, so he didn't care, but in order not to frighten others, Gao Yi still covered his mouth and nose with a cloth, and only showed his eyes outside.

But communicating with people, it can be a problem, if it is in modern times, Gao Yi can still write on paper to communicate with people, but this is ancient times, although the Western Han Dynasty eunuch Cai Lun invented papermaking, but after all, there is no large number of popularization, and this is a march to fight, who will bring so much paper out? There are some papyrus, but only the size of a palm, for Gao Yi who can't write small characters is simply a kind of torture.

In the same way, bamboo slips are too heavy and unrealistic than straw paper, but Gao Yi is the commander of an army after all, and he must be here to give orders or something, so in desperation, Gao Yi had to use the simplest method again, writing on the sand.

"Sister Helan, I suddenly thought of a good way!" Gao Yi, who was masked, squatted on the ground and took a branch to write this sentence on the sand, although the handwriting was a little sloppy and ugly, but it was still legible.

Even so, Helan Demon still looked at it for a long time, the popular font in this era is Lishu, there are also some seal scripts, Cai Yong's calligraphy is unique, and he created his own style of cursive, Gao Yi, who is Cai Yong's apprentice, is naturally also affected, but Helan Demon doesn't know much about calligraphy, fortunately, when she was in Qingloufang, she also studied a little, so it's not a problem, but Gao Yi simplified some words to write confused,

"What did my brother-in-law think of?"

Although most of the toxins in the body were sucked out by Gao Yi, there was still a part of it left in the body, so Gao Yi was stunned and ordered someone to find the best Langzhong from Liang County to diagnose and treat the Helan Demon, Zhang Zhongjing was nowhere to be found, Hua Tuo also had important things to do in Wancheng, although Gao Yi was anxious, but he also knew that far water could not quench his thirst, so he had to make a decision, of course, Gao Yi still relied on writing to order.

"We can lie to Zilong that you are poisoned and dying, and we want to fulfill our wish to marry the man we love before we die, and force Zilong to marry you!"

Gao Yi smoothed out the handwriting and wrote such a sentence, hehe laughed dryly, but although the laughter was almost negligible because of the swollen mouth.

After understanding this sentence, Helan Demon blushed and whispered, "Brother-in-law, is it really good to lie to him like this?"

"What's wrong, it's decided!"

Gao Yi smoothed out the handwriting again, and his eyes also rolled, this time he stopped smiling, anyway, there is no difference between smiling and not smiling.

"It's so decided, in order to be more realistic, I will deliberately release the news, even the enemy, just say that you were accidentally poisoned and injured during the battle, and your life is in the moment, and I will order him to come back with a military order and marry you!"

"Huh?" Helan Demon opened his mouth in surprise, this brother-in-law, do you want to be so good to her?

"From now on, you give me a good rest, be a sick person, understand, even if the enemy brings troops to attack, I can deal with it-"

Gao Yizheng was halfway through writing, and suddenly ordered Pegasus to report: "Lord, Tanma found two teams of men and horses fighting five miles away, it seems to be Dong Minjun and Tao Shengjun's men, but the leader is two women, Dong Min's army is about to be annihilated due to its small number!"

Helan Demon said strangely: "Didn't these two guys temporarily unite? Why are they fighting again now? I'll go and see!"

However, before she could get up, Gao Yi pressed her back to the ground, glared at her, and gestured a silent sign with his hand to his mouth, Helan Demon immediately understood, and couldn't help muttering: "Okay, I'm a patient, I'm dying, it's okay now, right?"

The herald was stunned, which one did Miss Ma sing about?

Gao Yike didn't care what the herald was puzzled about, and wrote directly on the sand: "Go down the summons, all pretend to be bandits, and support Dong Min's people?"

The herald was stunned again, what kind of medicine is sold in this gourd by his father-in-law?

Gao Yi knocked the herald on the head with a tree branch and wrote four words on the ground: "Don't go yet!"

"No!" Although he was puzzled, the herald rushed to deliver the order.

Gao Yi nodded with satisfaction, walked to the weapon rack, took out his moon gun, and turned over on his horse.

Those two women, if Gao Yi expected it to be good, should be Ning Xiang and Mei Ji!