Chapter 55: Emerald Soup
Huang Lei smiled: "This fish wants to leave the fish pond early. ”
He Jun smiled: "They don't have to kill themselves if they want to leave." ”
Jiang Xin took a look at the fish basket and exclaimed, "This fish is really big." ”
Han Xue asked, "How do you eat this fish?"
Huang Lei said: "One is to make soup, and the other two are counted by the guests." ”
Jiang Xin said: "Sister Hanxue, you can eat as much as you say." ”
Han Xue smiled: "Then I'm in charge, two of them make a pot of boiled fish, not too spicy, just slightly spicy." ”
He Jun looked at the fish and said, "The two together, there are at least 5 catties." ”
Huang Lei smiled: "I can't finish eating." ”
Zhao Xin asked, "Then do we still eat beer duck hot pot at night?"
Huang Lei smiled: "Of course, our three big dishes should be enough to eat." ”
He Jun smiled: "I'm afraid I won't be able to finish eating." ”
Huang Lei patted He Jun's shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't worry, we still have Peng Peng, we will definitely be able to finish eating." ”
Peng Peng looked at Huang Lei with a look of resentment, and Zhao Xin said, "Then Mr. Huang, I and Peng Peng will deal with the fish first." With that, he went into the kitchen.
The two little dogs saw Zhao Xin enter the kitchen and followed in, they saw the fish in the fish basket on the ground, quietly came to the fish basket, and put their paws into the fish basket to catch the fish, but the fish basket was too deep, their legs were too short, and the fish basket was reversed.
When Peng Peng looked at them, he smiled and said, "They are so cute." Too smart. As he spoke, he took the fish basket on the ground.
Now sharpening the kitchen knife, he smiled: "I like how they look when they grow up, but I don't keep them at home." ”
Peng Peng wondered, "Why don't you raise them?"
Zhao Xin smiled bitterly: "They are too expensive, if I raise a dog, I will be like a golden retriever and a brador, they are smart and easy to raise, and they can help their owners with many things." ”
Peng Peng continued to ask: "Brother Xin, why don't you raise a sheepdog, isn't the sheepdog very smart?"
Zhao Xin said: "The sheepdog is very smart, but I don't have a flock for it to drive, and I don't have time to take it around. ”
Peng Peng laughed: "I don't want to have a dog, I want to have an alpaca." ”
Zhao Xin smiled: "You can't afford to raise an alpaca because you don't have a grassland for it to walk." ”
Peng Peng sighed, "So I'm just thinking about it. ”
Zhao Xin said: "Don't be so pessimistic, have time to have a close contact with alpacas." ”
Peng Peng said: "Then I will have to wait at least three years. ”
Zhao Xin asked, "Why?"
Peng Peng smiled bitterly: "I have almost signed a contract in the past three years. ”
Zhao Xin was surprised: "Yes! Peng Peng, silently has already gone farther and farther on the bright avenue." ”
Peng Peng: "Brother Xin, don't joke with me, we saw Brother Yishan two days ago, and after I knew that he had a stomach problem, I was also a little scared, after all, good health is the capital for me to continue." ”
Zhao Xin smiled and said: "It's best if you can do this, don't treat your body badly when you're busy." ”
Peng Peng nodded and smiled: "My new brother." ”
Zhao Xin said: "You drink more soup at night to nourish your stomach." Peng Peng nodded, the two were busy in the kitchen, and Huang Lei saw that the time was not too early, and he also entered the kitchen to help.
Live room
Xiao Xinzi: "I found that Peng Peng is really hard enough, and he signed a lot of contracts before his debut." ”
Hacker layer: "It's not that he wants to sign it himself, but his company wants him to sign it, and it's better to say that it's a star than a part-time job." ”
Inkman: "Well, the surface of the star is infinitely beautiful, and who knows the bitterness behind it." ”
Andy Lau is a real fan: "My idol Andy, he has to secretly marry his wife, his wife gave birth in the hospital, and he has to go through the back door." He is the Asian bowling champion, and he wants to sign up for the Asian Games in Vietnam, but the Vietnamese people refuse, why? Because your fame is too great, we can't stand it. You're coming, and your fans can't fit in a stadium. ”
Wang Ergou: "Alas~ It's not necessarily a good thing to be a star, I hope Zhao Xin doesn't become a star." ”
Chubby: "It's late, he has already entered the entertainment industry." ”
The picture turns, the mushroom house
At 8 o'clock in the evening, everyone had finished dinner and sat in the gazebo to play games.
Han Xue smiled: "There are two people in the water, one is called Zhipeng, and the other is called?"
Zi Feng said: "It's called wisdom." Hanxue shook her head.
Peng Peng said: "You Yong. Hanxue smiled and shook her head.
After He Jun thought about it, he smiled and said, "Call for help!" Han Xue applauded.
Huang Lei smiled: "It's my turn, it's time for the exam, what books can't I read?"
Peng Peng said: "Extracurricular books. Huang Lei shook his head.
Jiang Xin said: "Novel." Huang Lei shook his head.
Zhao Xin said uncertainly: "Encyclopedia (lose)." ”
Huang Lei nodded and smiled: "By the way, the encyclopedia, all lost." ”
He Jun smiled: "This is not a good omen, I have a festive one." Ask the tortoise and rabbit to race, please ask the pig to be the referee, who will win the tortoise and rabbit?"
Huang Lei smiled: "Teacher He, you are trying to trick people! No matter how you answer, the basic answer is a pig." ”
He Jun smiled: "Teacher Huang, don't say it." I'll do it all over again, there is a soft ladder hanging next to the boat, 2 meters above the sea surface, the sea water rises half a meter per hour, and the sea water can submerge the soft ladder in a few hours?"
Han Xue said: "It should still be two meters." ”
He Jun asked, "Why?"
Han Xue said: "Because the tide is rising, it hasn't changed." ”
He Jun smiled and said, "That's right." ”
Zhao Xin smiled and said: "It's my turn, I'll make a couplet: although there are a thousand words in the pen." ”
Huang Lei said: "I seem to have heard of this. ”
He Jun thought: "This seems to be from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms." ”
Han Xue suddenly said: "There is really no plan in the chest!"
Huang Lei hurriedly said: "That's right, Xiaoxin, you can do it, you remember all the lines in the Three Kingdoms." ”
Zhao Xin smiled: "I only heard my master say that I haven't seen much of the Three Kingdoms." ”
He Jun smiled: "I want to listen to your master's cross talk, Xiaoxin will tell you a paragraph." ”
Zhao Xin stood up and saluted everyone: "Today I will tell a story. This story is a bit far away from us. It's the same thing that happened 600 years ago. The founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang. Before he became an emperor, he was once in trouble. At that time, he was almost unable to live, he came to a ruined temple to rest in the wind and snow, but he was tired, sleepy, hungry and cold and fell asleep, at this time two beggars came in and found Zhu Yuanzhang who was sleeping. Although they are beggars, they are also kind-hearted people. So he used the leftovers he begged to make a soup for Zhu Yuanzhang. (Can't water) willing to write assembly line. [Pearl Jade White Jade Soup] stand-up comedy. ”
After 15 minutes, everyone applauded after listening to Zhao Xin's cross talk.
Han Xue asked, "Was there really such a thing as Zhu Yuanzhang at that time?"
Huang Lei continued: "This is a real person who has changed, there is such a thing. But it's not as exaggerated as in cross talk. ”
He Jun smiled: "Actually, I admire the Ming Dynasty, it is very powerful in history. I read this paragraph on the Internet, I have been in the Ming Dynasty for 276 years, no harmony, no compensation, no land, no tribute, the Son of Heaven guards the country, and the king dies. This is the backbone of my Chinese people. ”