Chapter 347: I'll Just Rub It
"You said to go back, I thought I was going back here?" Shen Yifan replied seriously.
Lin Mengxi's face flushed, she lowered her head shyly, and said softly: "It's okay to let me sleep here, but you are not allowed to use your brain." ”
Shen Yifan replied firmly: "Okay!" But he was thinking in his heart: I don't use my crooked brain, can I do it directly?
After the two entered the house, they called home separately, saying that they were going to live with their classmates.
Lin Mengxi's family didn't care much about her, but Shen Yifan's parents were more at ease with their son and didn't cause any trouble.
After that, Lin Mengxi went to take a bath first.
Because several of their girls often come to take a bath on Saturdays, Shen Yifan simply bought some bath products for girls to use in the bathroom for them to use.
However, she didn't bring a change of clothes, so she had to take Shen Yifan's newly bought T-shirt and slacks as pajamas to wear.
She is about the same height as Shen Yifan, but her bust is obviously bigger, so the T-shirt is held up tightly by her, which is very conspicuous.
Looking at Lin Mengxi, who came out of the shower, wearing a tight T-shirt, exposing her white neck, and having a unique flavor, Shen Yifan thought evilly: I will never wash this clothes in the future, so I will hide it under the pillow.
Lin Mengxi was blowing her hair there with a hair dryer, and when she saw Shen Yifan staring at her directly, her face turned red, and she said coquettishly: "What are you looking at!
This hint is so obvious! No, it's not a hint anymore, it's completely clear! What can you do with washing?
A flame in Shen Yifan's abdomen instantly burned all over his body, he ran into the bathroom with a roar, quickly rinsed it, and ran out.
But when he came out, Lin Mengxi was no longer in the hall, and the door of the master bedroom was closed.
Hehe, it turns out that she is more anxious than me, baby, I'm here, call you to know how good I am tonight! Shen Yifan thought proudly, but when he rushed over to open the door, he found that the door couldn't be opened, so he had to knock on the door over there, and said excitedly: "Mengxi, little girl, open the door quickly!"
"Don't think I'll sleep in the same room with you, you can sleep in the guest room by yourself. Lin Mengxi's crisp voice came from inside.
Shen Yifan suddenly fell into an ice cave, and after making so many tricks, he kicked him away when he came to the door! He said unwillingly: "The guest room hasn't been tidied up yet, and there is not even a quilt." ”
"I don't care, you're the master, won't you figure it out? Don't bother me, I'm tired, go to bed first." Lin Mengxi refused to give in at all.
"You just let me lie on the side, I promise not to cross the line!" Shen Yifan did not give up.
"Don't do this, and then you have to say: just hug it and promise to do nothing. Do you think I don't understand?" During the winter vacation, my mother gave Lin Mengxi a good lesson, so that she understood all kinds of routines for men to trick women into bed. Let Shen Yifan come into the room to sleep with her, then she won't want to sleep with peace of mind all night, it is better to completely cut off his thoughts, and she can relax and sleep well.
Hey, I didn't expect Lin Mengxi to be so difficult to deceive, I thought I would have a chance to practice the routine of "I'll rub it off and promise not to go in" tonight!
Shen Yifan, who couldn't crack Lin Mengxi's defense at all, could only run to the guest room to sleep helplessly, thinking that Lin Mengxi was sleeping next door, but there was no way to get close, he was so annoyed that he couldn't sleep.
At this time, the Demon King was thinking: This kid's routine of using spells to please girls is quite good, and I can also learn it.
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Nothing was said all night.
The next morning, when Shen Yifan got up, he heard the sound of ping-pong bells coming from the kitchen.
He hurried over, but found that Lin Mengxi was busy with work.
Seeing Shen Yifan's panicked look, Lin Mengxi said proudly: "Don't worry, breakfast will be fine for a while, you can brush your teeth with peace of mind." ”
What's going on, how could this eldest lady cook breakfast for me on a whim?
Shen Yifan, who couldn't guess the reason, had to go wash up first.
When I got back to the living room, there was already a bowl of very strange things on the table.
Say it's porridge, it's too dry, say it's rice, it's too bad, and the point is, how can this thing be green? Is that trying to imply something?
Shen Yifan swallowed at this unnamed thing, and he really couldn't muster up the courage to try.
At this time, Lin Mengxi brought in another plate, and in the plate were two boiled eggs with browned shells.
Shen Yifan asked curiously, "Did you accidentally boil the water dry?"
"Water, why is there water, this is scrambled eggs!" replied Lin Mengxi with big eyes.
"Scrambled, scrambled eggs, scrambled eggs can't be fried with the shell!" Shen Yifan suddenly felt a pain in his chest.
Lin Mengxi sat down a little disappointed, looked at Shen Yifan aggrievedly, and said, "You don't like to burn like this?"
"Ah, it's not a question of liking it or not, it's a ...... of scrambled eggs" Before he finished speaking, he saw that Lin Mengxi was already so aggrieved that he was about to cry, Shen Yifan immediately stopped talking and said with a haha: "But your eggs look very fragrant, I'll taste them first." With that, he reached for the egg, but it was scalded.
Lin Mengxi hurriedly said: "Let's wait until it's cold, you can taste the vegetable porridge I burned first." ”
"Oh, it turned out to be vegetable porridge, good, good!" Shen Yifan was relieved, of course the vegetable porridge was green, and it couldn't be poisonous in it, absolutely impossible!
But after taking a bite, where does this salty and bitter taste come from?
In order not to make Lin Mengxi sad, he ate it hard, and said while eating: "Well, it's good, it's good." ”
Lin Mengxi smiled on the side: It seems that I also have the talent to cook, and I can also be a good wife and mother!
Shen Yifan ate a few bites, and suddenly chewed a crunchy thing, and he hurriedly asked, "What do you put in this porridge?"
"It's the green dish in the kitchen, it looks like spinach, and it's salted. ”
"How can there be something hard?" Shen Yifan said as he spit out the contents of his mouth, only to find that it was a snail shell that he had chewed up, and there was a poor snail that had been cooked in it.
"You, how many times have you washed this spinach?" asked Shen Yifan carefully.
"Do you still have to wash the spinach?" Lin Mengxi asked blankly.
A line of clear tears slipped from the corners of Shen Yifan's eyes, God, what did I do wrong! Why did I eat this thing!
Seeing Shen Yifan's painful expression, Lin Mengxi pouted angrily and said, "Anyway, I'm not as virtuous and capable as Chen Qinglin!"
In order to appease Lin Mengxi, Shen Yifan should have eaten the porridge quickly, and pretended to be unsatisfied, but he asked himself if he really couldn't do it. He could only persuade on the side: "Everyone has their own strengths, don't compare what you are not good at with the advantages of others." ”
"Then what are my strengths?" asked Lin Mengxi reluctantly.
"You have big breasts, and there are many postures to unlock in the future!" Shen Yifan thought so in his heart, but if he really said it, today next year may be his death day. He brewed his emotions for a moment, and then said affectionately: "You are unique to me, and no one can replace you!"
"Hmph! will avoid the heavy and light, flamboyant!" Lin Mengxi was dissatisfied on the surface, but her heart was quite sweet.
Seeing that it was not early, but there was nothing to eat on the table, Shen Yifan proposed, "Let's go out for breakfast, shall we?"
"No, we can't let people in the neighborhood find out that we lived together last night, otherwise it would be too embarrassing. Lin Mengxi shook her head and said.
"So I'm going to buy some and bring them back early?"
"Well, I want to eat soy milk and rice cakes. Lin Mengxi still gave up the idea of eating breakfast made by herself.
Shen Yifan nodded, then got up. He saw Lin Mengxi wearing his clothes, and asked again, "Shall I go buy you a change of clothes?"
Lin Mengxi looked down at herself, then blushed and said, "If you can, it's best to buy me another pair of underwear." ”
"Do you want underwear, what size do you wear?" This is a good opportunity to ask Qing Lin Mengxi's bust, how could Shen Yifan miss it.
"I hate it! I don't have to change my underwear every day!"
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The two of them played around in the house for a whole day, and lunch and dinner were all takeaway that Shen Yifan went to buy.
Lin Mengxi temporarily gave up the idea of being a good wife and mother, she had already discovered that this road could not be achieved by self-study, and Shen Yifan did not teach her the ability to cook.
On this day, Lin Mengxi always maintained a distance from Shen Yifan, and did not let him take too much advantage, if both sides did not restrain themselves like yesterday, it would easily cause a big disaster.
After dark, there was no traffic police on the road, so Shen Yifan drove Lin Mengxi home on a motorcycle.
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In the middle of the night, the Demon King took Yi Wenqi to the grove where they met for the first time, and asked the Flower Demon to concoct a "Peach Blossom Snow" in the same way.
It's a pity that he found that Yi Wenqi, who was in his early twenties, was really not as easy to move as Lin Mengxi, of course, there was still a return, and he kissed him well that night.
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On the day of the 4th, Shen Yifan was invited to Chen Qinglin's house for a meal, her parents had mentioned it many times, and it was a bit unreasonable to go again this holiday.
After eating, the two chatted in Chen Qinglin's room for a while. The day before yesterday was Lin Mengxi's birthday, so Chen Qinglin basically didn't take the initiative to find Shen Yifan this holiday and didn't go to fight with Lin Mengxi.
Shen Yifan found that Chen Qinglin's mood had not been too high, and she refused to say anything when asked her what was on her mind. Considering that it may be related to him and Lin Mengxi, it is inconvenient for him to ask more,
Because the two are not in the same class, they rarely have the opportunity to be alone, and they are indeed a lot of strangers, and Shen Yifan feels very guilty.
So he offered to go outside and watch the video together.
Chen Qinglin was not very interested, but Shen Yifan wanted to go, and she was willing to accompany her.
When I arrived at the video hall, I naturally chose that kind of private small box.
Shen Yifan deliberately chose a comedy by Stephen Chow, and every time he was unhappy, he relied on Xingye's nonsensical comedy films to adjust his emotions.
Xing Ye's funny skills are extraordinary, and even Chen Qinglin can't stop laughing when he looks at it.
Shen Yifan also found an opportunity to grab Chen Qinglin's hand, Chen Qinglin subconsciously wanted to pump, but he didn't take it away, so he had to let him hold it.
Chen Qinglin is more conservative than Lin Mengxi, so Shen Yifan doesn't dare to take further action, being able to hold hands is already considered a phased victory, and the last time he boldly let him touch his chest at the bottom of the well was completely because Shen Yifan pretended to be dead and deceived her, and Shen Yifan, who was weak-hearted, didn't dare to mention it again.