Chapter Ninety-Two: Another Plan
Sam is ready to make waves at the Nova Legion Preparatory College, and this is just a small pawn for Li Jie to disrupt the world line, because even without Sam, the Nova Legion will come to support the Earth's fleet, and will bring the Earth Entertainment products back to the Legion. Use normal water grinding kung fu to conquer everyone in the entire legion.
The Nova Legion is composed of members from different civilizations within the Covenant. Through these warriors of the Nova Legion, Earth culture can invade every member of the Galactic Alliance.
And the corruption ...... Cough...... And the spread of the earth's culture is just the beginning. Because it's not just the people of the Star Legion who love Earth culture. Even the Skrulls, who have become prisoners, love the entertainment culture of the earth.
The captive Count of Misaria has become a complete fan of Earth culture. The current days on Earth have become so happy that they have completely forgotten their identity as a prisoner.
Just give him new American dramas, new movies, new games, and all kinds of delicious food. He could stay in prison for the rest of his life! Maybe that's what he calls an otaku.
Count Missa actually has the potential to be a dead fat house, and now he has indulged in fat boy happy water every day and can't extricate himself. Li Jie once heard a rumor that Coca-Cola contained opium in its earliest ingredients, and Coca-Cola was still a cough medicine at that time.
However, because it contains opium and has a sweet taste, it has been sought after by many people, so it has gradually become the world's number one drink. Drinking Coke is addictive, and most earthlings have experienced something similar.
Today's cola should be opium-free, but it can still be addictive. The Messiah was completely addicted, feeding him all kinds of fried chicken, Coke burgers, fries, ice cream, and so on every day. His weight rose like a balloon, and Thor looked at the rising weight of the Count of Missalia, and couldn't help but sigh: "This guy is going to be a dead fat man sooner or later!"
When Li Jie heard this, he couldn't help but glance at Thor, and thought to himself: Is this the right thing to say? The food for the Mass is exactly according to your favorite food.
In fact, not only the food of the Messiah, but also the other captured Skurulls were provided with such food. And all the food has been marked and all the ingredients have been determined. At first, everyone didn't know why Li Jie did this, but Li Jie said later for an important reason.
"The food offensive, or we might call it the genetic offensive. Through the study of the Skrulls, we already know that their diet is relatively simple. They eat something called an energy block. Li Jie gestured at the chocolate-like thing she was holding in her hand.
"This thing is really high in nutrients, one piece can meet the nutritional needs of the whole day and supplement various trace elements, which can promote the development of the body. But this thing has one of the biggest drawbacks, which is that it doesn't smell good. Unpalatable is like an energy bar in the MRE rations of the US military. No sweetness, no saltiness, no bitterness. It doesn't melt in your mouth, and biting it is like eating a candle. Li Jie shook his head as he said this.
"We could have researched some of the foods that the people of Skruul loved to eat. You're more calories and taste more delicious, but there's nothing nutritious, junk food!" Li Jie's words were naked in front of the people of the Illuminati.
"We need the Skrulls to be like Count Messiah. Indulge in games, Fat House Happy Water, Fat House Happy Chicken, Fat House Happy Anime. A long-term plan can take tens or centuries to complete. We're going to use all kinds of methods, all kinds of tentacles to reach all corners of the Skruls. ”
"Corrupt them completely, degenerate them, and disintegrate them!" Li Jie raised his arms and shouted, "Unlike the Nova Legion, we want to infect this civilization in the way the virus spreads." They have become hostile to us, and I believe that there will be a war between our two civilizations, only for a short time. So we're going to get ahead of the curve!"
Compared with the changes of the children of the stars and the gods that may not appear until 1 million years later, Li Jie feels that the interstellar war that may occur in the next few hundred years is more important to the civilization of the earth.
If one or two hundred years later, there is a big war between the Skrulls and the earthlings, the earthlings will be completely wiped out. Then there is no need to talk about the children of the stars, because the earthlings are dead.
Only by surviving the most difficult moment first can Li Jie have the heart to think about the question of the gods in 1 million years.
There are always priorities, and Li Jie has already learned many things through the ancient mage, including Newton, including the secret stories of the gods.
But there is still time for these things, and they will not happen so quickly. What you and others do should be to lay out the chess pieces for the things in front of you first.
Didn't the Ancient One Master also say that if he constantly disrupts the world line, it will also affect the direction of the world in the future. Maybe you mess around like this, and in the end, all the children of the stars and the gods disappear? Maybe you don't need to do it yourself?
So Li Jie raised his arms and shouted in the Illuminati: "Skrull, all the people are fat! This will be the most important interstellar war we will launch! Dr. Hank, how is the special food for the Skrulls?" ”
Dr. Hank pushed his black-rimmed glasses, "Based on the genetic characteristics of the Skrulls and their body's ability to absorb them. I've made improvements to some of the earth's crop foods. Let the calories of this part of the food start to increase dramatically, and it is more suitable for the Skrulls to absorb. ”
"This includes massive improvements to fried chicken, ice cream, carbonated drinks, cheese pizza, and more. It becomes more in line with the tastes of the Skrulls and at the same time makes it easier for them to gain weight. And genetic obesity can be formed. Dr. Hank pushed his black-rimmed glasses again.
"Genetic obesity?" Thor seems to have a special touch for the word obesity. He asked, "I know that being fat is not good (he patted his bulging belly), but it is just not good, will it have any effect on the civilization of the Skrulls?" he asked.
Li Jie smiled: "It doesn't matter if a person is obese, it's just that he is fat, and it will affect his physical health at most." But it's not the same if a country is obese. Especially for the genetic obesity formed by the Skruls. Let a large amount of blood in their body work in the stomach and intestines, reducing the blood supply to the brain. Such people tend to get tired and don't want to think. ”
"A person is lazy occasionally, just lazy for a while. But if a civilization is lazy, it may be a regression of several years or more than ten years. Of course, I'm exaggerating, maybe it won't get to that point. But it must be said that if the Skrulls were all dead dead, they wouldn't be as powerful, at least mentally. Li Jie said.
"And Count Missa will be the seed we planted in the Skuruls. ”
"Wait, what do you mean by that?" Because he has been busy taking care of his newborn daughter Jenny recently, Tony Stark has not been to the Illuminati for a while, and he heard Li Jie's words, and he didn't turn a corner for a while.
"What do you mean?? Quite simply, at the right time, we had some Skrull's captives in our house. Let them take it back with us what we want them to bring back. Li Jie smiled.
And the captain of Brendan Rodgers thought: "This plan is a bit risky and may not be successful. ”
"Actually, it doesn't matter if we fail, because we don't have to give much. In fact, Dr. Richards has already figured out the genetic potion of the Skurulls. These guys are just wasting food here. Killing them will not help, and it will not have any effect on the friction of the entire civilization. So why don't we let them go and experiment with them? Maybe we'll have other unexpected gains?" Li Jie said.
Inside the Illuminati, everyone looked at each other, except for Dr. Doom, who thought for a moment and said, "Wait, from what I know about you, you don't just want to make all the Skrulls fat." This feeling will one day widen the friction. ”
Li Jie laughed, "That's why I admire you so much, Dr. Doom." In fact, if the day comes when the Skurulls are fat, then I guess you'll be able to taunt Dr. Doom to your heart's content. This time it will no longer be the American fat man who is being ridiculed, but the alien fat man!"
"Let them tremble under your feet for your diet pills, Doom!"