The two sides talked to themselves, especially Shi Dunzi said a word, look at the Tianfu Jedi, it was like a pervert looking at a beautiful woman, and he salivated nakedly, which made the Tianfu Jedi very unhappy.

The unhappy Tianfu Jedi looked left and right, on the left there was a group of people in the black press, in front stood four beauties and three men, and behind was a row of silver glittering mechas;

Aunt Wenlan and they all said that the third uncle is a big carrot, and the four beauties here are mostly related to the third uncle, but they don't know who is who, the three men are very recognizable, the old one is Uncle Sun Zhongping, the bearded man must be Uncle Sao Fox, and the little white face must be Uncle Talker.

These people on the pier must be the bad guys.

Hum!

The villain must not be soft, dare to bully the people of my Tianfu Jedi, and don't give you some color to see, I don't know how many eyes my Tianfu Jedi has.

After making up his mind, the Tianfu Jedi pointed at the stick again and shouted: "That bamboo pole and low pier, you look like a human at three points and a ghost at seven points, are you being presumptuous? What do I want to do with your uncle?"

There is a way to scold people and not expose their shortcomings, this dwarf man is a big man in the East Palace, and he was furious when he heard this: "Okay, you are a three-point human-like and seven-point-like ghost, you stole our things a few years ago, you can't hide well, you still dare to come out, today is your death day!"

"Damn! you dwarf man actually dare to learn from your grandfather and scold your grandfather, obediently come over and eat my grandson!"

The anger of the Tianfu Jedi is even worse, the child who came out of the Taoyuan Stone, I don't know how much he learned from other skills in Zhou Yishan, but he has learned a lot about narcissism, a narcissistic person can scold people ugly, but he must not tolerate being scolded ugly!

Just like Sister X's own height is 1.46 meters and she has a technical secondary school diploma, but his mate selection criteria are five musts: must be a master's degree graduate from Peking University or Tsinghua University, must be a bachelor's and master's degree graduate, no skipping a grade, no repeating a grade, no changing schools, must be a graduate of economics, must have an international vision, must be about 176-183 tall, and the more handsome you look, the better.

Although Tianfu Jedi is not as narcissistic as Sister X, he is a child!

Children are more taboo than adults to be called ugly!

The angry Tianfu Jedi dragged the stick and ran, and the bamboo pole and the stone pier looked at each other, and they all understood the meaning in the eyes of the other party: this look is completely a hairy child who can't fight!

"Could it be that the monkey took in the apprentice? The original snatching was not to transform into shapes, but to cultivate apprentices?" said the bamboo pole uncertainly.

"Damn! You didn't say it sooner!" Shi Dunzi scolded nervously.

"That's what I just thought!" the bamboo pole muttered.

If the Tianfu Jedi were really monkey incarnation, they would have nothing to fear at all, but if they were monkey apprentices, they would have to be cautious.

Why?

The monkey back then was able to beat the existence of the Emperor of Heaven, and now he has come out to accept apprentices......

Just thinking about it makes the stone piers and bamboo poles almost scared to pee!

Shi Dunzi is a golden immortal, the bamboo pole is a heavenly immortal, and there are dozens of golden immortals and heavenly immortal cultivators among the major forces behind him, almost representing the top combat power of the current major forces, of course, it does not mean that the combat power of Shi Dunzi is the highest, the reason why he can stand at the forefront is just that everyone is unwilling to show their heads.

Because this person is too evil!

As long as he is stained, most of the time he will be embarrassed if he doesn't get a single wool.

It's like looking at a beautiful woman on the street, and before you have time to have other thoughts in your heart, the beauty will slap you with a hooligan.

"What should I do?" asked Bamboo Pole.

"Let him be angry, such a little kid, looking at the age of the bones at most four or five years old, it doesn't matter if he hits him!" Shi Dunzi said.

"Don't resist, everyone, just let him hit a few times to get angry!" the bamboo pole hurriedly passed on the words of the stone pier.

"That's not good! If you want to be beaten, the alliance leader will go first, and our little minions can't afford to come down with a stick of the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick!"

"Yes, yes, the alliance leader must be the master for everyone, and must not fall into the prestige of the dignified East Palace......"

…… With the sound of gossiping laughter, Shi Dunzi almost breathed out a mouthful of old blood.

The Tianfu Jedi dragged the stick angrily, seeing that everyone didn't jump out of a person to fight him like in the story, he couldn't help but be even more depressed, and said in a muffled voice: "Do you look down on me Monkey King?

"Don't dare! We don't dare to look down on the prestige of the Monkey King, we are too worthy of it, so we don't dare to do anything with your old man!" said the bamboo pole helplessly with a smile.

"Am I old?" said the Tianfu Jedi depressedly.

"Not old! Not old! You are mighty and domineering, young and handsome, wise and martial, and you are the world's first-class hero!" "When the bamboo pole saw the appearance of the Tianfu Jedi, he had long been sure that he was really a child who did not understand the world, but he was a milk baby killer born from human traffickers, and he couldn't do it without a milk baby.

Sure enough—

This sycophant made Tianfu Jedi comfortable, stunned halfway, turned around and shouted: "Uncle Master, what should I do? They praise me? I still can't beat them! Ah-Uncle Master, what about you?"

This time it was Odin's turn to almost take a mouthful of old blood and closed his mouth in frustration.

But these words of Tianfu Jedi confirmed the speculation of the bamboo pole and the stone pier more and more, and the two of them were very happy in their hearts, if they just ignored it and made a move, the irascible monkey jumped out, don't look at the number of us, most of them are not enough for him to stick a stick!

"Oh, uncle, master, where have you been? You can't leave me alone! I don't have any money in my pocket, if I get hungry, where will you find me such a smart, well-behaved and sensible apprentice!"

But the god Odin hated and didn't agree.

Tianfu Jedi looked around, but did not find the shadow of the great god Odin, sat on the ground, and cried out without a figure: "Woo...... I'm hungry...... Whining...... I don't have any money...... Whining...... Uncle Master...... Whining...... You can't leave me behind......"

Zhang Xiaolan couldn't bear to be about to speak, Qin Yufei hurriedly pulled her and said, "Listen carefully, are you crying rhythmically!"

"He cried so sadly, what was so rhythmic?" asked Zhang Xiaolan puzzled.

"Fake crying!" Lu Gaoxuan said, "When I was messing with Lao Zhou, I saw too many children who couldn't cry, and this is what it looks like when I fake cry!"

"But...... But ......" Zhang Xiaolan stomped her feet, and finally couldn't bear to shout: "Little friend, don't cry, come to my sister, I'll make you something to eat!"

"Really?" said the Tianfu Jedi with a burst burst into tears and a sudden distressed expression, "but I can't come!"

"Why, my sister's cooking is delicious!" Zhang Xiaolan said softly.

"But you're not my sister! if I call you sister, my ass will bloom!" said the Tianfu Jedi even more distressedly.

Zhang Xiaolan didn't react for a while.

Lu Gaoxuan couldn't help but say: "Then come to uncle, who dares to let your ass bloom, how about I let his ass bloom?"

"Hmph! I don't talk to talkers, especially people who are more talkative when they drink, and I don't talk to them!" Tianfu Jedi tilted his head and spoke, blinking his eyes and grimacing.