Chapter 424: The Story of Toilet Paper
The practice of acupuncture is about skill, but the practice of finger strength cannot be the same as the ordinary practice of physical strength, but needs to practice a kind of strength, so that the needle does not feel pain when entering the acupoint through the skin.
There are dense distribution of nerve endings under the skin of the human body, and when the nerve is stimulated, it will cause pain, but if you are fast enough and the force is just right, then the patient will not feel it when the needle is inserted.
Only when acupuncture falls into the acupuncture points, there will be a feeling of soreness, numbness, swelling and pain, which is called acupuncture sensation.
Bai Ye has been practicing acupuncture every day for the past few days, and he has a roll of toilet paper on his body at any time, constantly piercing with needles.
In fact, needle piercing is not just a matter of needing two fingers of the right hand, the left and right bows can be opened, because many parts of the human body when you are piercing needles, the right hand is very inconvenient, and you need to use the left hand to perform the needle, which considers a person's skills.
The merit is in ordinary times, and it becomes everyone.
That's exactly what it says.
The level of acupuncture is not only you know where to prick and how long is so simple, this is a very hands-on work, if acupuncture is really that simple, then whoever holds a book and a needle can become a master.
The real acupuncture is about compatibility and technique, and these differences are mainly in the success rate, effective rate and recovery of the treatment.
Of course, for most people who have mastered acupuncture techniques, they will basically have some good curative effects according to the process and guidelines, which is nothing more than the length of the cycle and the cure rate.
However, for those serious or delicate diseases, the difference between different levels of acupuncturists appears.
Moreover, this gap is an increase in geometric multiples!
Although Bai Ye is not a person who pursues perfection, he also hopes that he can do his best to do one thing to his best, and really let himself encounter that kind of more serious patient, Bai Ye does not want to become a typical case of failure.
With the development of modern medicine, the study of the structure and function of the human body has become more and more thorough, and the accident rate of acupuncture has become higher and higher.
According to the latest research, there are more than 3 million acupuncture accidents every year, remember, that's 10,000 words!
Of course, this is to take all accidents into account, big and small, including small things such as broken needles.
The respiratory department of the West Hospital has countless patients who go to the clinic every year for pneumothorax caused by needle pricking.
How does a pneumothorax occur?
It's the acupuncture needle that punctures the tip of the lung or other parts of the lung and leaks air, it's as simple as that.
Everyone knows that you need to be careful when sticking needles in the shoulders, neck, chest, and back to avoid diseases such as pneumothorax.
However, many people are not only not good at the level, but also bold and self-confident, which leads to the injury of the patient, and the small hole with the thickness of the needle tip cannot be found in a short time.
It takes a time to accumulate, and when the patient's pneumothorax symptoms appear, he doesn't know why he has a pneumothorax!
You go back to the doctor after three or five years, and they will admit it?
No kidding.
This is still a pneumothorax, not to kill people, Fengchi, Fengfu, Jia Zhi acupoint, Du Mai acupoint and other acupuncture points around the spine, if you don't have the ability, it's best not to mess around, because once something goes wrong, it's a big problem.
Every year, there are some major accidents in these places, such as paraplegics and hemiplegics......
All in all, the skills are not deep enough, and it is better not to mislead people by quacks.
And the same is true for patients, sometimes it is better to find a relatively reliable doctor to practice medicine, otherwise...... I don't know how to die.
There are countless examples of flickering and magnifying cannons, relying on swagger to treat diseases everywhere, and becoming a doctor by reading medical books.
Sometimes it is said that a rat poop spoils a pot of soup, but the development of traditional Chinese medicine is inherently difficult, it is difficult to standardize, and it is even more difficult to progress!
Ay......
It's far away, but there are many acupuncture points in these dangerous parts, and the effect is significant, so if you want to master acupuncture, you must master these places, and this needs to consider the level of a doctor.
After all, any industry is a pyramid phenomenon, there are too many ordinary people, and there are very few top ones.
During this time, Bai Ye practiced acupuncture every day.
From time to time, he muttered:
"Insert the needle with your left hand and stab 0.5 inches obliquely!"
"Straight piercing 1.5 inches, deep and shallow, reinsert and lift ......"
"Holding a two-inch long needle in his right hand, piercing two acupoints, the strength is fast, and the speed is fast......"
"Supplement the method of burning mountain fire, three advance and one retreat, first shallow and then deep, three advance and three retreat, slow and tight, twist nine times, one time each of the three parts of heaven, earth and man, and ...... nail scraper needle handle"
"The sky is cool, first deep and then shallow, use up the six yin, three out and three in, press slowly, and slowly lift the needle ......"
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These are routine procedures, the simplest and most common acupuncture techniques, but generally speaking, the most basic is also the most difficult.
The road is simple, back to basics.
Any skill has reached a high level, but in fact, it is just a matter of skimming.
These days, Bai Ye's needle doesn't know how many times, anyway, there are more than twenty rolls of toilet paper in the doctor's duty room.
After each practice, with the attitude of not wasting it, tear off the tape on the outside of these toilet papers, put them in the hospital, and wipe them after washing your hands.
After all, as a doctor, one of the things I do the most every day is to wash my hands.
Wash your hands when you come back from ward rounds, wash your hands after seeing the patient, wash your hands after going to the toilet, and wash your hands before eating...... You have to wash your hands for everything.
Bai Ye felt that he had made some contributions to the department out of his pocket, and the department should reimburse his toilet paper money.
However, Bai Ye felt that his acupuncture technique was constantly improving, and he could do it wherever he pointed, but it needed to be practiced if he pierced a few millimeters.
In the past few days, the patients in Wang Wenliang's hands have been ready to be discharged one after another, after all, the vacated beds will be used as a facial paralysis center.
After smoothly writing the discharge record, Wang Wenliang can finally go to the toilet to release his passion.
Wang Wenliang has a habit of holding back the three urgency to write medical records, because he feels that this is efficient, and he feels that his iron will is honed under such circumstances.
When he came back from the toilet again, he sighed: "Hey, all my patients have been discharged, why is my heart empty?" ”
Shi Na smiled: "It's not that my heart is empty, it's that my pocket is empty!"
Wang Wenliang smiled: "I have them all, I'm used to it all this time, and I'm still a little uncomfortable when I'm free." ”
Shi Na: "Of course, I'm used to making a lot of money, and now I don't have a patient all of a sudden, and the mortgage is enough, by the way, Wen Liang, how much mortgage do you pay back in a month?"
Wang Wenliang sighed: "It's more than eight thousand, if you don't do a good job this month, you won't be able to make up the mortgage." ”
Shi Na: "Okay, your small treasury is sufficient, don't cry poor, I've never seen you buy any big things, by the way, when you came to the hospital, you said to invite us to dinner, and now it's been three years since you arrived in the hospital, and you haven't been invited to that meal, Wang Wenliang, you can!"
The female doctor on the side couldn't listen to it anymore, and said: "That's it, tell me about you, a big man, who saves so much money, and has no object, why are you saving money, and you are reluctant to spend it." If I'm going to earn that much from you, I'll buy a limited edition bag tomorrow. ”
Wang Wenliang was immediately annoyed! They underestimated people......
"You ...... Who do you say has no object, I ...... I have it!"
Suddenly, the people around him were surprised: "Who are you talking to? Oh, I'll go, big news! Come, tell me, what is the origin, what are you doing, how high is ......?"
Wang Wenliang sneered: "How can I compare with you ordinary people?" haha...... I'm going to save money to buy her a 50,000 yuan diamond ring and then propose!"
Speaking of this, Wang Wenliang patted Bai Ye on the shoulder and said, "It's still interesting for Xiao Ye to send toilet paper to the hospital every day, you see, if you don't buy toilet paper, you can save a lot of money!haha...... We all have to thank Xiao Ye for how much he has contributed to the department, don't we?"
The surrounding doctors also smiled and nodded: "Yes!"
Bai Ye suddenly stumbled, hurriedly opened the distance between him and Wang Wenliang, and asked with a heavy face:
"Brother Liang, after you go to the toilet...... Have you washed your hands?"
Wang Wenliang: "Ah, wash your hands, wash it, what's wrong?"
Bai Ye shook his head: "You smell your hands and see if there is any strange smell!"
Wang Wenliang looked at Bai Ye with a puzzled expression: "What do you mean?
However, he still put his hand to his nose and sniffed it vigorously, and suddenly, an indescribable breath entered his nasal cavity......
Suddenly, Wang Wenliang looked at Bai Ye with a frightened expression: "You...... You ......"
Bai Ye said embarrassedly: "These papers are all papers that I have finished pricking and practicing, that is, I can wipe my hands after washing them...... How to go to the toilet...... I'm worried about penetration? After all, it's all over the place, right?"
Suddenly......
The faces of everyone in the office changed!
For a while, there were bursts of retching sounds one after another!
Bai Ye reluctantly got up and fled!
For several months in a row, there was an inexplicable fear of toilet paper in the department, and as a pure master in the department, Wang Wenliang's reaction was not so violent.
But since then, the encephalologist has brought his own toilet paper, and everyone has a roll of paper in their drawer.
I really didn't use it, but I also have to ask, is this paper Bai Ye's?
Bai Ye was really helpless for such a thing to happen, and he was also kind......
In the past few days, Wang Wenliang has completely finished the patients, and Jiao Liming has also begun to send a group of patients with facial paralysis into the ward one after another, in order to facilitate management, 1 bed to 24 beds are divided together, and the rehabilitation treatment of facial paralysis is carried out.
Before Wang Wenliang had time to rest, he threw himself into a busier job, but it seemed that this guy was happier.