In a star field on the third cantilever of the Milky Way, a spaceship that looks like it has just experienced war is sailing alone in the boundless universe.

The marks on the ship's armor that had been corroded by the heat rays told of what it had just experienced. The spaceship was cruising at a constant speed, and the energy was almost exhausted after many jumps. Drivers also need to save some energy to prepare for emergencies.

There was a slight jitter in the spacecraft's flight, like the jitter of a motorcycle when it stopped idling when it stalled. A little shaky, but mostly fine.

The five members of the ship were gathering on the bridge, and they needed to have a small meeting to discuss what needed to be done next.

"I don't think we should provoke any of Thanos' men, it's unwise!We almost hung up, if it weren't for my flying skills, we probably wouldn't have been able to fly back to the galaxy!" The voice shrieked and roared from the mouth of a raccoon.

The raccoon has a human tongue and behaves like a human. The style of talking and doing things has nothing to do with the cute raccoon that ordinary people feel. He's fiercer than a tiger, especially when he's grinning, it's best to stay away from him, this rocket raccoon is a little crazy.

But if Rocket Raccoon is a little crazy, then none of his companions are normal, or crazier than him. Because as long as you are a normal person, you don't want to provoke Thanos Thanos!

And this companion of this rocket raccoon is such a group of mentally abnormal people. A star-lord Peter Jason Quayle who dances awkwardly all day long and thinks he is the little prince of awkward dancing.

The adopted daughter of former Thanos Thanos Thanos and the tool of murder, the assassin Gamora. This is a guy who doesn't know how to live a normal life since he was a child, and is known as "the most dangerous woman in the universe". (Note 1).

There's also Tree Groot, a tree guy that Rocket Raccoon got out of the cosmic severe mental hospital he used to spend in (Note 2, he was supposed to be a nurse in the mental hospital, and then he became insane himself), well, this is a real tree man! (Note 3)

There is also the one who is crazy all day, but sometimes silent, and whose only ideal is to kill Drax, the destroyer of Thanos Sanos. (Note 4)

Well, plus a former psychiatric hospital test subject, aka Rocket Raccoon. He was supposed to have been transformed into a nurse in a severe psychiatric hospital in the galaxy. But it was clear that he was also influenced by the madmen.

So such a group of psychopaths came together and formed a squad. And what is surprising is that this team is still alive and still exists!

Wearing an MP3 with 16GB of RAM and listening to the hits of the Earth in the 80s, Peter Jason Quayle was originally dancing awkwardly. He was celebrating his group's recent escape from death. And Gamora, who was wearing green skin and a serious face next to him, directly ripped off his earplugs: "You are the captain, can't you be serious at this time?!"

Star-Lord Quill is a handsome young man with a beautiful beard, slightly curly mid-length hair, and beautiful gray eyes. He was startled by Gamora's actions, and then waved his hand and said, "Haven't we already escaped? The third cantilever has reached the jurisdiction of the Nova Legion, and unless Thanos wants to provoke a full-scale war with the Nova Legion, it is impossible for his people to chase here. We at the Guardians of the Galaxy have just done a nice thing. ”

Gamora shook his head, "It's just that we've captured the commander of Proxima Centauri in the Night (Note 5), and we'll need to fight for it. If we run into Proxima Centauri or Thanos, we're all going to hang up!"

Drax the Destroyer, who was muscular and now silent, interjected, "If Thanos comes, I'll kill him!" As he spoke, he waved his strong arm.

"Hey, hey, I know you're strong. But please don't break anything inside the ship, okay, if anything is damaged, we won't be able to pay for the ship's repairs for this mission!" Star-Lord Quill immediately stopped Drax from making further moves.

The guy nicknamed The Destroyer lives up to his name, and he's a true saboteur. This guy has assassinated Thanos twice, although he didn't succeed, but he didn't die! This made him famous, and most people did not dare to provoke him, and the name of the Destroyer became more and more popular.

Rocket Raccoon, a grumpy but excellent mechanic and pilot, examines the ship's structure and observes the monitors to make sure there are no enemies in the surrounding fields before saying, "I said we're really crazy." The reward for this operation is not enough, so we will go to the [Knowing No Realm] (Note 6) a few times!"

Tree Groot said in his thick voice, "Groot!"

Star-Lord pointed at Groot, but asked Rocket Raccoon, "What did he say?"

Rocket Raccoon said angrily: "He said you were crazy!"

Star-Lord shrugged, "We're here to uphold cosmic justice! Thanos Thanos Thanos Thanos is going to be captured one day, and the Nova Legion has held many meetings! They want to destroy Thanos and his Dark Order (Note 7). ”

Gamora smiled contemptuously at the corner of his mouth: "Probably just think about it." The Nova Legion's power is spread too widely. Aside from the fact that they can fight Thanos on a few cantilever arms in the galaxy, they are no match for the Dark Order when they go to other star fields. ”

"If you really want to uphold cosmic justice, the best way is to disband this team and go and inherit your father's throne. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of the Spartan Empire (Note 8). Gamora said as she looked at Star-Lord earnestly.

Star-Lord waved his hand, "Don't make fun of me, I'm not right with that old man." Ever since I found out that my uncle was my mother's murderer, I didn't like any royal strife. I don't like the Spartan Empire. I prefer the earth to Sparta. ”

"Then hurry up and hand over this mission, and let the people of the Nova Legion deal with Proxima Centauri and her men. And how about we go on a trip to Earth together? It's a vacation, see your hometown, and then go and verify the truth of the news we captured earlier?" said Gamora, looking at Star-Lord.

Star-Lord Quill raised an eyebrow, "You mean the message we captured earlier, about the earthlings capturing and eating the Skrulls?"

Gamora nodded, "Yes, whether this message is true or not, if you really like Earth that much, you should probably go back." If it really needs to be notified to the earthlings to get ready, maybe the army of the Skrulls will be killed in a few years. Or are you still afraid to go back to Earth, to see the place where your mother was killed?"

Star-Lord's eyes twinkled.

Note 1: Gamora's setting uses some parts of the movie. In the comics, Gamora is with Ronan the Compass and others, not Thanos' adopted daughter. However, the image of the Guardians of the Galaxy movie is good, and part of the movie's setting is used here.

Note 2: Rocket Raccoon came out of a cosmic psychiatric hospital, which was later underfunded and understaffed. So the robot modified the animals, hoping to create a group of animal nurses, and Rocket Raccoon was one of them.

Note 3: Groot's origin has been modified with some appropriate modifications. In the comics, he was originally the monarch of a certain planet.

Note 4: The Destroyer is very strong, just treat him as a cosmic version of the Hulk, not the level of the movie that is not good.

Note 5: Proxima Centauri, one of Thanos' five Obsidian generals. The spear thrown with full force is equivalent to the power of a supernova explosion (only at the set power).

Note 6: The Realm of Knowing Nothing, where the collector in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1 is located, is a strange existence in the universe.

Note 7: The Dark Order formed by Thanos' Obsidian Five and the Dark Knight Cultists below are Thanos' most powerful war machines.

Note 8: Star-Lord was the child of a prince of the Spartan Empire. When the prince of the Spartan Empire ran away from home, he fell to Earth. Then he meets Star-Lord's mother and falls in love with her. In the end, because of the crisis in the Spartan Empire, the prince returned to Sparta. Originally, he planned to find Star-Lord's mother after the crisis of the empire subsided, but his younger brother had a dispute over the throne.

In the end, Star-Lord's uncle sent someone to kill Star-Lord's mother and son. Star-Lord escapes death, but his mother dies. Star-Lord Quill has a grudge against this.