5 The world is mad
After Qin Shi Huang took a bath, he put on the clothes Qin Xiaotian was looking for, but he really had a feeling that he couldn't get his hands on these modern clothes.
But fortunately, he was still quite smart, and according to his own understanding, he finally put on his clothes, but he always felt a little awkward, and he was about to ask Qin Xiaotian about it.
Qin Xiaotian was directly dumbfounded when he saw Qin Shi Huang.
The clothes and pants are right, but how can these panties be put on the outside.
"Is this cosplay Superman?" Chen Ping said with a smile.
Zhao Nannan also looked strange, and hurriedly turned his head.
"Superman, what is it?" Qin Shi Huang asked with a confused expression.
Qin Xiaotian was even more speechless.
"Uncle, that one is worn on the inside, not on the outside!" Qin Xiaotian slapped his forehead, looking loveless.
But considering that people are people from 2,000 years ago after all, it's no wonder that they don't understand.
"Oh, I see, why is it so awkward when I say!" Qin Shi Huang suddenly looked suddenly enlightened, and then looked at Chen Ping and Zhao Nannan, "Haha, these two are Xiaotian's friends, fortunately, I will be lucky!"
Qin Shi Huang hugged his fists very politely, and there was no frame at all.
"Haha, Brother Tian, who is this, it's so interesting to talk. Chen Ping burst out laughing.
Qin Xiaotian's face was suddenly full of black lines, naturally he couldn't say that this was Qin Shi Huang, so he could only make up an excuse indiscriminately, "Eh, this is my uncle, from the countryside, here, that. You know. ”
Qin Xiaotian pointed to his head, revealing a helpless expression.
If Qin Shi Huang knew that Qin Xiaotian said that he was sick, I don't know if he would be mad.
"Oh, so that's the case, it's so pitiful!" Zhao Nannan said.
Qin Shi Huang looked confused, naturally he couldn't understand what they were saying, so he had to go back and change his clothes.
"Brother Tian, your uncle is not very sick, is this here to see a doctor?" Chen Ping saw Qin Shi Huang enter the bathroom, and asked in a shy.
"Chen Ping, don't talk nonsense!" Zhao Nannan complained beside him.
Qin Xiaotian waved his hand directly, "Oh, sort of, by the way, let's not talk about this for now, I have a gift for you!"
As he spoke, Xing hurriedly ran out of the room and took out two mobile phones.
"No, for you, thank you for taking such good care of me all the time. ”
"Ah, it's an apple fork!" Chen Ping's eyes widened instantly, his eyes were full of surprise, "Brother Tian, have you made a fortune?"
An apple fork is not insignificant for high school students.
Zhao Nannan was also very surprised, but her face was instantly full of worry, "Qin Xiaotian, what is the situation, where did you come from?"
There was questioning and worry in his voice.
Qin Xiaotian scratched his head, "Hehe, I won the lottery and won more than 200,000 yuan, so I want to repay you." ”
"Wow, Brother Tian, you're so interesting!" Chen Ping was heartless, and excitedly opened the phone.
Zhao Nannan also looked surprised, but still said with some complaints: "Even if you win the lottery, you can't spend money indiscriminately, it's not much use to buy such a good mobile phone, I don't want it, you can take it back and return it!"
"Yo Yo Yo, this hasn't happened yet, it's starting to save money for Brother Tian!" Chen Ping laughed beside him.
"Chen Ping, you want to die!" Zhao Nannan's face immediately turned red, and he chased Chen Ping and beat him.
After some persuasion, the two accepted Qin Xiaotian's gift.
After sending the two away, it was already evening.
Qin Xiaotian was going to go out to buy a few copies of the history of world development, and came back by the way to buy some skewers.
Before leaving, he also helped Qin Shi Huang turn on the TV.
But when I came back, Qin Shi Huang was watching TV with a fierce face, and he was still holding a kitchen knife in his hand.
"Uncle, what's wrong with you?" Qin Xiaotian immediately took two steps back vigilantly, and glanced at the TV at the same time, what was playing on it turned out to be a myth, or the part where Zhao Gao snatched the elixir.
"I'll go, it won't be such a coincidence, right?" Qin Xiaotian slapped his forehead and secretly said that it was broken.
"Bold Zhao Gao, the widow swears to break your body into ten thousand pieces!" Qin Shi Huang had a hideous face, obviously angry, and smashed the kitchen knife in his hand at the TV.
"Don't!"
Qin Xiaotian wailed, but it was already too late.
Bang.
The TV exploded, and a puff of black smoke came out.
Ay...
Qin Xiaotian suddenly patted his forehead helplessly, he really wanted his own life.
Qin Shi Huang was also taken aback, and then took a few steps back, looking at the smoking TV, looking confused.
"What's the situation, what about Zhao Gao's dog thief, where did he go?"
"Uncle, that's TV, not a real person. ”
"Ah, it's not true, but how can it be so realistic?"
Qin Xiaotian...
How do you feel the urge to go crazy?
"Hey, I can't explain it for a while, uncle, you can take a few books here and read them first, after reading them, you should understand almost everything. Qin Xiaotian cautiously handed over the book, and then hurriedly retreated.
Just kidding, Qin Shi Huang still has a kitchen knife in his hand.
Qin Shi Huang was stunned, knowing that he was in trouble, and immediately threw the kitchen knife aside with an embarrassed face.
"Ahem, my God, I'm really sorry, I was too impulsive just now!" Qin Shi Huang scratched his head weakly, like a child who had done something wrong.
"Forget it, let's buy a new one tomorrow, by the way, I bought a barbecue, you can eat some first!"
Qin Xiaotian reluctantly handed over the barbecue, but he was wondering in his heart, thinking that what was played on TV would not be true, otherwise, how could Qin Shihuang be so excited.
"What is the barbecue?" Qin Shi Huang seemed to have forgotten what had just happened, and immediately looked curious, and at the same time sniffed hard with his nose, "Hey, it smells so fragrant!"
Without saying a word, when he opened the box, Qin Shi Huang began to eat violently.
"It's so delicious, the widow has never eaten such a delicious thing, it's so delicious!" Qin Shi Huang was so moved that he wanted to cry.
Qin Xiaotian was speechless for a moment, and shook his head, "Hey, the ancients are so pitiful, they haven't even eaten barbecue!"
But considering the living conditions at that time, it is normal for Qin Shi Huang not to eat anything good.
Knock knock...
Suddenly there was another knock on the door.
"Who?" Qin Xiaotian shouted strangely.
You know, very few people usually come to him.
"Open the door, open the door, open the door, save my master. A childish voice sounded outside the door.
"What's the situation?"
Hearing this voice, it seemed to be very urgent, Qin Xiaotian didn't say a word, and hurriedly opened the door.
But as soon as the door opened, Qin Xiaotian didn't even see a figure.
Only a black cat on the ground was watching him.
"Strange, who?" Qin Xiaotian said angrily, and at the same time looked at the black cat, how could it feel very familiar.
"It's me, it's me, come and save my master!" Suddenly, the voice sounded again.
Qin Xiaotian was full of cleverness, and suddenly looked at the black cat, his face full of incredulity.
"Yes, you're talking?"
"Idiot, don't look at it, it's me, save my master, hurry!"
As he spoke, the black cat ran to the door of the next room.
"Oh my God, this world must be crazy, even cats can talk to people!"
However, despite thinking so, Qin Xiaotian still followed.
After all, even Qin Shi Huang lived at home, and it didn't seem so difficult to accept that a cat could speak human language.
"Quick, kick the door open, there's someone inside trying to harm my master. The black cat urged again.
Qin Xiaotian then remembered that this black cat was clearly the young lady next door.
The young lady next door seems to be a college student, she looks very beautiful, especially those two big white legs, every time she meets, Qin Xiaotian can't help but take a few more looks.
"Are you sure?" Qin Xiaotian asked uncertainly.
After all, if you really believe a cat, it's not good to kick the door open and cause some misunderstanding.
"Hurry, hurry, it's too late!" the black cat kept urging.
"Okay, you, you get out of the way!"
Qin Xiaotian made up his mind, took two steps back, and then directly collided with it.
Bang...
There was nothing at the door, but Qin Xiaotian was directly bounced to the ground.
"Even Maiga, the current high school students are too weak!" the black cat covered its eyes with its paws, looking desperate.
Qin Xiaotian was speechless for a moment, he was actually despised by a cat.
There is no heavenly reason.
However, before he could stand up, the door suddenly opened, and a man with a mask and a dagger in his hand rushed out.
And there was blood on the dagger.
"Oh no, it must be my master's accident, catch him!" the black cat immediately barked and rushed into the room.
When Qin Xiaotian saw the blood, he didn't know where the courage came from, so he stood up and rushed forward.
The masked man seemed to be very excited, and viciously threatened: "Get out, get out of here, or I'll kill you!"
"No, you can't go!" Qin Xiaotian didn't know which tendon he had hit wrong, so he blocked the front and refused to get out of the way.
"Grass, get out of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill you!" The masked man was very anxious, and the dagger in his hand stabbed at Qin Xiaotian.
Qin Xiaotian hurriedly retreated, and shouted at the same time, "Kill people, uncle, come out and help!"
"Ah, come, come!" Suddenly, Qin Shi Huang's muffled voice came, as if he still had something stuffed in his mouth.
Immediately afterwards, Qin Xiaotian saw Qin Shi Huang holding a kitchen knife in one hand and a mutton skewer in the other, and rushed out with his mouth full of oil.
Qin Xiaotian and the masked man looked stupid for a while.
This image is really indescribable.
"Uncle, stop him, don't let him run!" Qin Xiaotian reacted and hurriedly shouted.
"Okay, leave it to me!" Qin Shi Huang didn't say a word, the mutton skewer in his hand was swiped in his mouth, and he rushed up with a kitchen knife.
Even if you want to fight, you don't forget to eat, you're a complete foodie.
"Grass, get out of the way!" the masked man was furious, and he felt a grievance in his heart.
He also has a knife anyway, but these two guys are not afraid, he also wants to save face.
"Be bold, dare to scold the widow, look for death!" Qin Shi Huang was furious.
For thousands of years, who would dare to talk to him like that.
Without saying a word, he fought with the masked man with a kitchen knife.
Don't look at Qin Shi Huang's body is a little fat, but his skills are surprisingly good, and the masked man is not his opponent at all.
"It's not good, call 120, my master is going to die!" Suddenly, the black cat ran out again, shouting anxiously at Qin Xiaotian.
Qin Xiaotian secretly said that it was not good, and hurriedly ran in.
As soon as I entered, I saw a woman lying on the bed, her pink cartoon pajamas were a little messy, and there was a bloody hole in her chest, which was bleeding at the moment.
Look at it like this, people are no longer going to live.