Chapter 14 Lao Li cart more than ten kilometers

There was a tempting fragrance wafting from the mushroom house, Song Dandan looked at the steak on the plate in his hand, and said to He Jun: "This steak is made like the real one, and this fragrance makes me suspect that this is a real steak." ”

He Jun nodded in disbelief and said, "If we hadn't seen it with our own eyes, we wouldn't have believed it." Zhao Xin flipped through the ribs in the wok and said with a smile: "Teacher He, you go out first, the kitchen smoke is too big, which is not good for your health." ”

He Jun said: "Don't you still have food, let's stay and continue to help." Zhao Xin put the fried pork ribs on the plate and said with a smile: "As for the last soup dish, you go to the pavilion and wait for 5 minutes, just me and Peng Peng here." ”

Song Dandan looked at the fried dishes and said to He Jun: "Let's go out first, there are so many people in the kitchen, it's strange that it's crowded." He Jun and everyone served the dishes and came to the pavilion to wait for Zhao Xin and Peng Peng.

Zhao Xin saw that everyone went out, leaving Peng Peng burning the fire, he secretly poured vitality water into the soup, Peng Peng saw it and asked Zhao Xindao: "Brother Xin, what was that just now?" Zhao Xin said without changing his color: "It is a thick soup material, and it is more delicious with this soup." Peng Peng nodded and continued: "New brother, do I still add firewood to the fire?"

Zhao Xin looked at the soup in the pot and said, "No need, come to Peng Peng and you can taste this chicken." When Peng Peng heard this, he wiped his hands with the towel around his neck and said excitedly: "Okay!" As he spoke, he pinched a piece of chicken in the spoon in Zhao Xin's hand with his hand, stuffed it into his mouth and praised: "It's so fragrant! It's delicious!"

Zhao Xin tasted the soup and said, "Peng Peng, turn off the heat, the soup is ready." Peng Peng extinguished the fire, Zhao Xin came to the pavilion with the chicken soup, put it on the table and said to everyone: "The dishes are ready." He Jun applauded: "Okay! Let's applaud Xiaoxin and thank you for your food." Everyone applauded, and Huang Lei asked, "Shall we drink?"

Song Dandan shook his head and said, "Don't drink it at night, it's not good for your health, just eat some food." Sha Yi nodded in agreement: "Sister Dan Dan is right, you shouldn't drink at night." It is not advisable to drink and drive, and the audience should pay attention. ”

He Jun said to the camera: "Well, the audience must remember." At this time, the personnel had arrived, and Zhao Xin smiled at the camera and said: "Friends, let me tell you an interesting story, there used to be an old Li, he drove to the class reunion and drank alcohol, the wine was a little high, he felt fine, so he drove home." Passing by a traffic light, he saw that the traffic police were checking for drunk driving, and he was instantly frightened. The traffic police were stunned when they saw that no one was in his car, and when they saw Lao Li pushing the cart, the traffic police asked him: Have you been drinking? Lao Li replied very stiffly: I drank! But I didn't drive, I didn't seem to have violated the traffic rules, right? The traffic police smiled: You don't, you can go. Lao Li pushed the cart forward like this, and wanted to get in the car where no one was. But the traffic police behind him drove all the way to him, and Lao Li had no choice but to push the cart home. After pushing more than 10 kilometers to get home, the traffic police looked at Lao Li and said with admiration: This is a tough guy! This story tells everyone not to drink and drive, and if you drink and drive, you can't escape the hands of the traffic police. For everyone's safety, don't drink and drive!"

Everyone in the pavilion applauded, and Huang Lei smiled: "The story of Xiaoxin is worth reflecting on. Sha Yi looked at the dishes on the table and said a little impatiently: "Brother Lei, let's give the audience a few reminders, shouldn't we start?"

Huang Lei looked at everyone's expressions and said to the camera: "Wait until we finish eating." He turned to the crowd and shouted, "Let's go! Don't let down the food!" Everyone took their chopsticks and began to eat.

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Chubby smiled: "Hehe, I knew it would be like this, I didn't drink in the restaurant, I just ate food"

Wang Ergou was helpless: "I, hehe, haven't gotten off work yet"

Zi'er laughed: "I'm eating fried chicken on the street~hee-hee~"

Mu Ran βœͺΟ‰βœͺ: "I also eat fried chicken and drink beer on the street, but I don't drive~"

Wu Zetian β•₯_β•₯: "Poor I'm still working~"

Qingtian said: "I eat my mother's best sweet and sour fish at home~"

Hacker layer (・ω・): "I've finished eating and I'm eating a vegetarian steak {snack}"

The screen shifts to the mushroom house

Zhao Xin: After they finished eating, they started the entertainment session. He Jun smiled and said to everyone: "Let's do a little game next, everyone look at it!" As he spoke, he began to make movements, a big stride reached out and merged his hands, and explained to everyone with a smile: "This is on, this is off." Then he did these two actions in succession and asked, "Is this on or off?"

Huang Lei smiled and said nothing, Song Dandan was a little stunned, Sha Yi didn't know what was going on, Peng Peng was thinking about what flaws were in He Jun's movements, Zi Feng scratched his little head and thought, Batu was still drinking soup, Zhao Xin already knew it, and said with a smile: "Teacher He, this is open!" He Jun was surprised: "Xiaoxin, you answered correctly!"

Peng Peng asked Zhao Xindao: "Is there any mystery about Brother Xin?" Zhao Xin was about to speak, but Huang Lei hurriedly interrupted: "Don't let them guess, it's not fun to say it." Sha Yi nodded and said, "Yes, don't break it, let's use our brains." ”

He Jun smiled and said: "This is Xiaoxin won, he can retreat, you can continue!" After speaking, he made several moves in a row and asked everyone, but for a while everyone didn't figure it out, and slowly the actions were done more, and everyone found the trick.

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Wang Ergou exclaimed: "! I was actually tricked by such a low-level game." ”

Liufeng smiled bitterly: "Me too~"

Glass lamp ('dish ́): "To me, a high-achieving student who graduated from Huaxia University is actually more confused than a low-level game, hey~ I feel like I have to start school again." ”

Zi'er said: "My male god is really talented, temperamental, and has such a high IQ, it really makes me obsessed~"

Wu Zetian said: "Xiao Biaozi, this man is an old lady, how many times have I told you~"

Mu Ran smiled: "Hehe~ I've already seen through everything~"

The hacker layer said happily: "I have good news for you, Brother Hu has started filming [Qin Jinji]~"

Dark said, "We are looking at the life we yearn for, and Brother Hu's TV series is estimated to be next year." ”

The screen rotates to the mushroom house

He Jun's game is over, and everyone is waiting for Zhao Xin's cross talk. Zhao Xin bowed to everyone and said, "Next, I'm going to give you a stand-up comedy! Once upon a time, there was a fat man who suffered from skin disease, and he was itchy all over his body every evening. He would go to the bathhouse every evening to take a bath so that he could relieve his illness and get a good night's sleep. A few days later, a young man selling medicine came up on the street. There is a family secret recipe for treating itching, and it is not expensive to sell, 5 cents a pack. On this day, the fat man passed by the stall of this young man selling medicine, and he saw that there was a family secret recipe for treating itching, and he asked the young man: Does your medicine work? The young man said loudly: It works, it doesn't matter if it is returned. The fat man thought about it and felt that the price was not expensive and he could return it, so he sold a pack. Later, the fat man got off work late. I didn't go to the bathhouse. He couldn't sleep this night, he remembered the white medicine bag he bought that day, so he found the white medicine bag, opened it and saw that there was a layer of red paper inside. The fat man wondered: Why is the secret recipe so tight. So he continued to dismantle layer after layer, layer upon layer. The fat man was angry, frantically unpacking the medicine bag, until he opened the last tin foil bag, he slowly opened it, and there was a white note inside, with two words written on it!! The fat man suddenly fainted angrily, and he slept really well this night. [This cross talk is from Mr. Ma Sanli, I can only borrow it]. Okay~ Thank you!"

Song Dandan said with a smile: "This cross talk is good, and Xiaoxin's performance is also good." Sha Yi scratched his back and said, "I'm tickled all over my body by what you said about cross talk." Peng Peng said enviously: "Brother Xin's acting skills and ventriloquism are too good." Zi Feng worshipped: "He is the brightest new star at this moment." ”

Huang Lei and He Jun were too shocked in their hearts, Huang Lei asked suspiciously: "Xiaoxin, is this also the cross talk that your master taught you?" Zhao Xin nodded and said: "Yes, when I was a child, my master often let me practice ventriloquism and acting skills, and he would take some new cross talk segments for me to say, I remember this [scratching] most clearly." ”

He Jun praised: "Sure enough, it is a famous teacher and a high apprentice!" Huang Lei suppressed the excitement in his heart and said: "There is still some time, let Xiaoxin continue to tell stories to the audience and friends." Everyone applauded again, Zhao Xin thought for a while and said: "As I said last time, Hu Bayi left the Ganggang camp and went to the army to start the army. Let's move on: Hu Bayi entered an army engineering team and went to Kunlun Mountain in the Western Regions, this Kunlun Mountain, the altitude is high~ the air is thin and very cold. They went up the Kunlun halfway up the mountainside....... {Ghost blows out the lamp, the work of the gods, I won't be water}"

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Chubby said: "Guess what I'm doing? I won't tell you I'm scratching my back~"

Mu Ran said: "I didn't scratch it, but I couldn't stand it and rubbed my back~"

Fenghua Xueyue said with a smile: "Every time I get off work, I can hear cross talk and stories, this show is really good, but I don't know when and what station it will be broadcast?"

Hacker layer (^_βˆ’): "I've found out, and it will be broadcast on Shonan TV a month later, at 10 p.m. ”

Zi'er ╬ Μ„ Μ„ Μ„: "Give me a quiet listen to the male god tell the story." ”

Wu Zetian ('Dish ́): "Be quiet, otherwise the kitchen knife in the old lady's hand is not for cutting meat." ”

The screen pans back to the mushroom house

Zhao Xin finished telling the story and drank a sip of water, at this time everyone was still immersed in the story, Zhao Xin put down the cup in his hand, everyone came to their senses and began to applaud, Zi Feng asked Zhao Xin curiously: "Brother Xin, what is that blue fire ladybug?"

Zhao Xin explained with a smile: "This fire ladybug does not exist in reality, but there is a similar firefly, this kind of firefly is supported by corpses, they emit blue light all over their bodies, but they will not hurt people." ”

Peng Peng also asked, "Does the giant salamander really still exist?" Zhao Xin thought for a while and said, "It can be said that it is extinct, or it can be said that it is not extinct." The world is too big, and there are many places that humans can't touch, so we can't blindly judge. ”

Batu asked, "Is there really a nine-story demon tower in the Western Regions?" Zhao Xin shook his head and said, "I don't know, I've only seen it in books, maybe there really is one in the Western Regions." ”

Song Dandan patted Batu's shoulder and said, "Learn from Xiaoxin well, read more books, and enrich yourself." Batu once again showed a helpless expression and remained silent.

Huang Lei looked at the time and said, "Okay, let's stop here today." Everyone packed up, washed up, and went upstairs to sleep.

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Zi'er smiled and said, "Good night, everyone!"

The hacker layer smiled wryly: "I still have to work overtime to write programs." ”

Wu Zetian・ ́ω'・: "My man is really versatile"

Coke said: "Batu is so pitiful~I met someone else's child~"

Wang Ergou ΰΉ‘*β—‘*ΰΉ‘: "Okay! See you tomorrow!"

The autumn wind blows up the silent insects and frogs that blow up the silence ~ accompanied by the bright moon singing in the night.