Chapter 73: The End

Piggy questioned when he heard it: "Their tongue twisters are too simple, I suspect they are cheating." ”

The leader of the panda people laughed: "Innocent! You are the interlocutors, we are the gatekeepers, what to play, how to play, we say it!" The men were stunned.

Zhao Xin suddenly thought that this was delaying time, and their real purpose was to waste our time.

Zhao Xin walked up to Huang Lei's ear and whispered: "Teacher Huang, I think they are dragging our time, or I will go with Wu Jing to find the national treasure Xiaoao, and you will play slowly with them here." ”

Huang Lei understood after thinking about it, he nodded and said, "A few of us are playing here, you can go with Jingzi." Zhao Xin nodded and pulled Wu Jing to continue walking.

Yan Min smiled when he saw it: "Sure enough, they are all smart people, but don't you think about the danger ahead?" Yan Min said to the man in black behind him: "Go and open the poacher trap." The man in black nodded and left.

Wu Jing ran behind Zhao Xin, and he smiled: "This game is really interesting, it is much stronger than running man." ”

Zhao Xin said: "The director is merciful, if we take a bath with an adult great white shark, we estimate that we will be crippled." ”

Wu Jing was about to speak, but when he saw that the soil on the ground was wrong, he grabbed Zhao Xin's arm.

Zhao Xin was puzzled: "What's wrong with Angkor?" Wu Jing squatted down and grabbed a handful of soil and looked at it carefully: "Something is wrong here, I feel that there is a trap in this wood." As he spoke, he found a stone and threw it at the land in front of him, and the land in front of him was instantly thrown out of a hunting trap by the stone, and there were many sponge blocks in the trap.

Zhao Xin was surprised: "This director is too bad!" Wu Jing smiled: "This is interesting, fortunately I studied reconnaissance in the army, otherwise we would have been trapped." ”

Zhao Xin didn't answer, found two wooden sticks on the ground, and handed one of them to Wu Jing: "Let's use it to explore the way." Wu Jing took the wooden stick and nodded, and the two continued to move forward. Along the way, there are traps, hunting nets, hidden soft clips, and some men in black with water bomb guns.

The two finally walked out of the woods, and Zhao Xin smiled bitterly at Wu Jing: "I didn't expect it to be so embarrassing." At this time, the clothes on the two were shot by the water bomb gun, and some places were torn.

Wu Jing turned his head to look at the various traps behind him and said, "This is more dangerous than the training in the army, if it was a real gun just now, we would have died countless times." Zhao Xin saw the signboard not far away and smiled: "We are not far from the red panda." Wu Jing nodded: "Well, let's keep going." The two of them went to the signboard and read the words: "Please click on the red button above, and you will get the location of the National Treasure Xiao Ao." ”

Zhao Xin asked, "Brother Ang, I pressed it?" Wu Jing looked around and nodded: "Press it." Zhao Xin pressed the red button, and suddenly an electric current hit Zhao Xin and Wu Jing.

Wu Jing waved and said, "This... Still... There is a power grid!" Zhao Xin asked: "Wu... Elder brother... I.. What are we going to do?"

Wu Jing gritted his teeth: "The current of this power grid is 36 voltage, which is not harmful to people's bodies, you quickly press the red button again." ”

Zhao Xin gritted his teeth and pressed the red button, the power grid stopped, and the two squatted on the ground.

Wu Jing gasped: "It's really exciting! It's a game that men should play." ”

Zhao Xin sighed: "Alas, why do I think this is not a variety show, this should be the pinnacle challenge, even the power grid is used." ”

Wu Jing looked at the signboard and said, "A picture appeared on the sign, which should be the location of the panda." ”

Zhao Xin looked up: "It's not far from here, I don't think the director will let us take the panda easily." ”

Wu Jing stood up: "It's okay, let's go and see what surprises are waiting for us first." Zhao Xinyi stood up and walked forward with Wu Jing.

When they arrived at the map five minutes later, Wu Jing and Zhao Xin saw a group of black-clothed men waiting for them with water guns.

Wu Jing walked up to the man in black and asked, "What do you want to play?" The voice fell, and a man in black wearing a tiger mask stepped forward and said, "I don't want to play anything, we just want you to have dinner." After saying that, he clapped his hands, and 8 beautiful women appeared with food and red wine.

Zhao Xin smiled: "It seems that they have invested in order to delay time." Wu Jing touched his stomach: "We're also hungry, let's eat some food first and play with them." Zhao Xin nodded, and the two sat on the table and chair next to the man in black, picking up chopsticks to eat dinner.

Wu Jing took a bite of the lobster and praised: "This lobster is delicious and the meat is very tender." Zhao Xin said: "This steak is Kobe, fried for 8 minutes, and the taste is very good." Wu Jing poured a glass of red wine for Zhao Xin and said: "Try this wine, it is actually a 30-year-old Portuguese tart treasured by the Mosel estate in France, the taste is amazing, and this wine will be tens of thousands of times faster." ”

Zhao Xin took a sip of praise: "Well! This is good! The director has put in enough money." ”

Wu Jing stopped his chopsticks and asked the leader of the men in black, "We ate this meal, what do you want to do?"

The leader of the men in black smiled: "I don't want to do anything, since you have enough to eat and drink, take the national treasure panda away." ”

Zhao Xin was stunned for a moment and said, "Your operation made my brain not react." ”

The leader of the men in black took off his mask, and Zhao Xin and Wu Jing were shocked: "You are the head of Hao!"

Director Hao of Sichuan Shu Zoo smiled: "Hehe, this is a game from beginning to end. What poachers, what national treasures, are all fake. ”

Zhao Xin sighed: "The director is worthy of being a director, and this operation makes our brains unable to keep up." ”

At this time, the men's gang came and saw Wu Jing and Zhao Xin having a big meal, and they quickly came to the table. Huang Lei pointed to the dishes on the table: "This table will cost at least about 50,000 yuan." ”

Sun Honglei pursed his lips: "I don't think we can watch, we have to taste two bites." As he spoke, he picked up a pizza.

Huang Bo smiled: "Hong Lei, you have to make a face, there are so many delicious foods, you are still afraid of robbing them." ”

Sun Honglei rolled his eyes: "Xiaobo, you don't understand, I call it the first strike." ”

Huang Lei took a sip of red wine: "Hong Lei used the right words, especially the most robbing word throughout his character." ”

Sun Honglei shook his head and sighed: "Brother Lei, you are a university teacher in vain, and you can't even tell the difference between robbing and strong." ”

Huang Bo teased: "I have seen Zhu Bajie wearing glasses. ”

Xiao Pig was stunned for a moment and asked, "Brother Bo, who are you talking about?" Huang Bo looked at Xiao Pig and shook his head: "I didn't say you, I said Hong Lei." ”

Wang Xun was impatient: "Come on, let's not eat with ink, it's been a crazy day today, let's have a good rest." As he spoke, he picked up his chopsticks and began to eat.

Zhang Yixing asked in confusion: "Master, aren't we looking for the national treasure Xiao Ao?" Huang Lei smiled: "There is no national treasure Xiao Ao, it was fake from the beginning." ”

Little Pig was surprised: "Then what are we doing this day?" Huang Bo swallowed the steak and smiled: "It's fun, it's thrilling, exciting, and fun." If your heart is not strong, don't participate in our show, I'm afraid your heart will explode. ”

Sun Honglei remembered the temperature in the refrigerator and said angrily: "On this day, first feeding the animals, then the maze, then the gun, bathing with sharks, being trapped in the big refrigerator, water basketball, and playing with a group of panda people are all tongue twisters. Alas, our director is not like before, he is more and more able to play. ”

Huang Lei shook his head: "These are not the point, the point is that they don't let people sleep at three o'clock in the morning." ”

Wang Xun sighed: "Alas, at first I thought it was a dream, but who knew that I would be on the boat after waking up." "One by one, the men's gang is telling about today's events.

At 8 o'clock in the evening, the men's gang stood in the open space, and the director shouted: "Thanks to you, our show is now finished." Let me reveal a little bit about the challenges of the next issue. Pre-battle Snow Mountain!"

Sun Honglei was puzzled: "Where is the snow-capped mountain? Is it the Western Regions or Sichuan-Shu?"

Huang Lei smiled: "I guess it's the king of Sichuan and Shu (Gongga Snow Mountain)." ”

Wang Xun was surprised: "That snow-capped mountain is too high, more than 7,000 meters!"

Wu Jing asked, "Will Zhao Xin and I still participate in the next challenge?" Huang Bo was puzzled: "I don't know, I should be." ”

Director Yan: "Okay everyone, that's all for today, we'll see you next time!"

Huang Lei and others shouted at the camera in a (life) pose: "Extreme challenge, this is life!" This issue of extreme challenge is over.

Huang Lei and the others got on the boat and returned to the Huaxia Hotel, and because Zhao Xin had a presidential suite, the men helped to live in the presidential room.

Huang Bo looked at the furnishings of the room and praised: "It's the first time I've stayed in the presidential suite, and I didn't expect it to be so beautiful and gorgeous here." ”

Huang Lei smiled: "You are the most frugal and good man among us, and the car you are driving now is still second-hand." The cost is only a few thousand yuan a month, and this is still spent by your daughter-in-law, and you basically don't spend money a month. ”

Sun Honglei dismantled the stage: "Brother Lei, you said that he is so good, he invited me to drink last time, and I paid the bill in the end." ”

Huang Bo remembered what happened last time and smiled: "I'm really sorry, I drank too much that time." ”

Sun Honglei pointed at Huang Bo and said: "If you drink too much, you can not pay the bill, but you can't be drunk." He turned to the crowd and continued, "You don't know what he looks like when he's drunk, that guy! I sent him home, and he made porridge for me at home, and I thought Huang Bo was very good to him, so I waited for him to cook porridge in the living room of his house. After a while, Huang Bo brought a bowl of white water. So I asked him, what is this? Huang Bo said it was porridge, and I smelled it and it smelled like mint. I didn't dare to drink it, so I went to his kitchen to take a look. Frightened of me, he squeezed the soap into juice for me to drink. Everyone laughed when they heard this.

Huang Lei patted Huang Bo's shoulder and said with a smile: "Bo! You are really a cow! Soap juice to drink, is it delicious?"

Huang Bo covered his face and said, "I was in a bad mood that time and drank too much. I didn't expect me to be like this. ”

Little Pig smiled: "It reminds me of the last time Brother Hong Lei was drunk." ”

Sun Honglei was stunned for a moment and asked, "Have I ever been drunk?" Huang Lei smiled: "Last time Hong Lei was drunk, he smashed the cup first and then the mobile phone, hugged the little pig's thigh and sang, I remember him singing like this: I want to give you nine hundred and ninety-nine..... Nine roses.... Flower. ”

Little Pig continued: "I sang until I forgot the words, and I pointed to nine for a long time before the roses popped out." Brother Lei who sang vomited. ”